My name is Zeeslang. Or you can call me Zee. Of course, that's not my real name, but it seemed fitting. I came to America in search of oppurtunity, but instead, all I found was poverty, corruption, and a pretty good show called My Little Pony. It figures. This Justin Bieber kid crosses the border and becomes an instant hit, I cross the Atlantic Ocean and become homeless. I was singing in a pub one night when I met a lovely girl who called herself Luna. It would be safe to say she gave me a record deal I couldn't refuse. It would also be safe to say I didn't read the fine print. But, it could be worse. The Griffins are mistrusted as barbarians, the Diamond Dogs are hated as slavers. Most ponies simply don't know how to react to a sea serpent.

[This is my contribution to the world Created by Rust and added to by many others. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.]

Subject #42 Class 9 Anomaly

Sex: Male?

Height: 6'2"

Weight: N/A

Eye color: Variable

Hair color: All

Mental State: Compromised

Have you ever felt like you didn't belong in this world? What if you didn't?