Ever had a man crush? · 1:20am
I watched Titanic again today.
I wish I had ovaries so I could bear Leonardo DiCaprio's children.
I watched Titanic again today.
I wish I had ovaries so I could bear Leonardo DiCaprio's children.
My name is Zeeslang. Or you can call me Zee. Of course, that's not my real name, but it seemed fitting. I came to America in search of oppurtunity, but instead, all I found was poverty, corruption, and a pretty good show called My Little Pony. It figures. This Justin Bieber kid crosses the border and becomes an instant hit, I cross the Atlantic Ocean and become homeless. I was singing in a pub one night when I met a lovely girl who called herself Luna. It would be safe to say she gave me a record deal I couldn't refuse. It would also be safe to say I didn't read the fine print. But, it could be worse. The Griffins are mistrusted as barbarians, the Diamond Dogs are hated as slavers. Most ponies simply don't know how to react to a sea serpent.
[This is my contribution to the world Created by Rust and added to by many others. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.]
Note to self: Never read clopfiction while eating grilled cheese sandwiches.
The texture plus the text was a bit of a shock.
>>82594
Thre is a demon inside me. A shipping demon who feeds, not on pie as I do, but on loves found and acted upon, realised and requited. My demon shall be fed.
>>81727
I'm just having a few complications. Don't worry, I'm working on it.
Hi, are you going to do any update on "A new element" in near future? I really liked this story and i'm curious where this all is going.
Zeeslang ... do you happen to be Dutch because I know that zeeslang means seasnake in english
Epic username.
Pretty cool profile art. Ponified Fry. Ponifry?