Damn, really it's been four months since I actually did something?

But Awesome Sauce, you promised me fics! Ranging from second-person stories to mindless clop!

I know that but I've been busy! I do other things in my life that take up a lot of time like...eating. Sleep as well, you wouldn't believe how much time that wastes!

Listen you, I followed you under the pretence that I would have things to follow and to be kept up to date about not pointless blog posts detailing your 'next big fan-fiction and when The Dark Knight Rises comes out. I know when it comes out, I don't live in a cave!

I get where you're coming from but...

You better have something worthwhile to blog about Awesome Sauce or so me help I am un-following and blocking your ass!

I...well I suppose I do have...

SHOW ME!

Okay, fine, take it! It's all I have at the moment!

What the hell is this?

Something worth hanging around for?

...you're on your last warning, Saucey.

Yes, ma'am!