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User ID: 24,347
Registered: 5th Apr 2012
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I thought, since my friend who just made an account here already has a bio up I ought to do mine as well.

*Ahem*

I am Autocharth the Magnificent, also known as "He of a Thousand Glories", Lord of the Unbroken Host, Master of Fate and Bringer of Damnation!

But you can call me Auto (for the cheap, cheap price of 9.99 once weekly for the rest of your and my life*).

*Should I die before you, you will continue to pay to my estate. Should you die, I will take ownership of all your possessions.*

Despite what the above words in the English language might have you think, I am not in fact a raging egomaniac. At least not all the time. I devote at least a third of my time to be a raging megalomaniac, because it takes all sorts.

Or does it? I'm not convinced, I know, I'll have everyone who doesn't fit a certain sort exterminated by my loyal cyborg duck army and we'll see if we still have a world.

For SCIENCE! It might take a while, since I'm having trouble getting my "Cyborg Duck Army" plan from the 'concept' stage to the 'actually happening' stage. Who knew making an army of cyborg ducks would be so hard?

In a marginally less insane, megalomania area of myself I'm writing Justice Itself, a Diablo crossover obviously involving ponies, or it wouldn't be here would it?

I'm also planning on a just for fun, light-hearted crossover between a Warhammer Fantasy book series I love called Gotrek & Felix, replacing the titular characters with, respectively, Pinkie Pie & Rarity.

If anyone has read those books or knows the characters, that would mean quite a mental image. For those who don't....hehehe. Just a fun story though, not grimdark as most Warhammer stuff would be.

I like: Warhammer Fantasy/40K + all associated RPGs, World of Warcraft, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Bleach, 666 Satan/O-Parts Hunter, Diablo, Dungeons & Dragons-

-RANT WARNING!- Pathfinder! Not 4th Ed! No! Pathfinder, blast you! -RANT WARNING-

-, Conan The Barbarian RPG 2nd Ed (Hyborian Age), Shadowrun, Paranoia, David Gemmel's novels, Raymon E. Fiest, The Dresden Files, Star Wars, many webcomics.

So, go and enjoy my writing. Or not, your choice. I'll only hunt you down and sacrifice your soul to The Dragon Below!

Also: my pre/beta-reader is Merujea, who is awesome. If I can needle her enough about it, she might decide to finally write something for here.

Awesome Justice Itself Fanart from Sparklight

Future Story Ideas

A brief (HA!) summary of future ideas as seen in my "Future Ideas" blog post, save with certain ideas that are more likely to be used.

Don't go stealin' none o' my ideas, y'hear!

Crossovers-

Ponyslayer

Genre:  Comedy, Adventure, Crossover

Source: Warhammer Fantasy / Gotrek & Felix novel series

Premise: Essentially replacing the ever-violent dwarf Gotrek Gurnisson, the Old World's most (or least, depending who you ask) successful Slayer and his human companion, the poet and swordsman Felix Jaeger with Pinkie Pie, ever-cheerful Mountain Earth Pony Trollslayer who doesn't seem to get the fact she's meant to be dying in battle and Imperial Unicorn companion, the former dressmaker and swordsmare Rarity.

I basically do my best to follow some of the plots of some of the books with Pinkie and Rarity replacing the titular characters and replacing everyone with ponies WITHOUT the whole thing becoming a monstrous grimdark killer of dreams.

The ponies wouldn't be actually acting much like the character they're replacing. For example, if Applejack took Snorri Nosebiter's place she wouldn't become brain dead and have nails in her skull or if she replaced Ulrika she might not become a vampire. This includes Felix's love interests not being Rarity's.

Plus I'd likely make up an excuse for the rest of the Mane 6 to tag alone after first meeting Pinkie & Rarity.

The list for replacements is as so far:

Pinkie Pie - Gotrek Gurnisson.

Rarity - Felix Jaeger

Twilight Sparkle + Spike - Max Schreiber

Rainbow Dash - Kat

Applejack - Ulrika or Snorri Nosebiter

Fluttershy -....I have no idea. I'll re-read the books and see where she might fit or I'll just shove her in anyway.

The Great and Powerful Trixie - Greyseer Thanquol

Prince Blueblood - Emperor Karl Franz (not seen in story but the leader of the Empire and thus explaining why Equestria would have so much trouble going on. Blueblood would be a terrible Emperor.)

Discord - Tzeentch or all the Chaos Gods.

Chrysalis - Slaanesh

Tirek - Khorne

Grogar - The Horned Rat

All in all, it would be very silly and something written to amuse myself.

Non-Crossovers

Dash Can Smell Your Cider!

Genre: Comedy, Random

Premise: While stuck on the night-weather shift over Sweet Apple Acres, Rainbow Dash catches a whiff of the Drink of the Gods - Sweet Apple Cider! She finds Big Macintosh, a barrel on in hoof. He refuses to let her have any but Applejack is awoken before answer can be extracted.

But Rainbow Dash can smell the Cider, and she's not about to give up! If she has to move heaven and earth to have that Cider, nopony will stand in her way! And so an epic clash- well, Rainbow Dash stalks Big Mac and demands he give her the cider while other ponies completely misunderstand the situation. Yet why does Big Mac not simply explain why Rainbow Dash is following him? The coolest mare in Equestria is going to find out the real secret of the Cider, and dammit she is going to have that delicious barrel if its the last thing she does!

Story Progress Box

Status of Justice Itself and My Little Skaven, as well as general writing status.

Writing Status: Writing has resumed!

Justice Itself Chapter 21 Word Count: *On paper, uncounted until put onto computer*

Estimated Completion Date: Unknown

Estimated Update: Unknown.

My Little Skaven Chapter 10 Word Count: 4170

Estimated Completion Date: Completed!

Estimated Update: Within 14 hours of now.

Latest Stories


My Little Skaven

Legions bow before him! His name is whispered in terrified awe by even the greatest of clans and all know that none among the Horned Rat's children are as favoured as the magnificent Greyseer Thanquol (according to him, at least). His latest plan is ready to come to fruition and the stupid elf-things will face the unmatched might of the skaven horde, led by the equally unmatched genius of Thanquol of course.

Obviously the original plan needed some alteration. He actually meant to come to this strange land full of filthy sunlight and cheerful equines, he did! It's all part of his plan, that's right, and everyone else is just too stupid to realise its genius. None understand the brilliant master plan an intellect of his caliber produced. Yes, Greyseer Thanquol will let these pony-things teach him their secret magic and when he has learned all he can, improved by skaven ingenuity, he will use it to enslave their kind and return to Skavenblight at the head of an army!

He just needs to decide whether Luna or Celestia will make a better mount from which to gloat. Oh, and work out how their "Friendship Magic" but it will be Thanquol's!

A Warhammer Fantasy crossover, obviously.

An experiment that I'll update in bite-sized chapters written when I need to let off some steam by writing a short and simple piece that amuses me. And nothing amuses me like Thanquol.

Will add tags as they become valid.

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Justice Itself

Diablo Crossover.

The Archangel of Justice destroyed the Worldstone to spare Humanity the corruption Baal infected it with. The force of its death knell shatters Mount Arreat and sends Tyrael hurtling across the endless planes of reality. He falls upon a world untouched by Angel or Demon, far from the sight of the High Heavens. So far, in fact, that he fears he will not be reborn from the Crystal Arch.

Wounded and near death, hope appears in the form of two strange creatures bearing the power of night and day.

Tyrael now faces a time of recovery as his power slowly heals within a body fashioned for him by his saviours. Justice Incarnate tastes for the first time the life of a mortal, and it is a strange, confusing experience .He has been left in the care of one Twilight Sparkle to learn of this world.

After all, where better to find peace and harmony than Ponyville?

Act I - The Root of Evil

Act II - ????????

Act III - ???????

Act IV - ???????

[Cover image used with full permission of the owner. Go on, go have a look at Chagial's stuff.]

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A Little Justice On The Side

Diablo crossover.

Short stories set in the universe of my other fic, Justice Itself. Behold Tyrael and his life as a mortal pony, as well as a number of other things such as exploring Tyrael's interaction with background and other characters. The many tales of thing not important enough to take up space in the main story.

Spoilers for Justice Itself up to Chapter 17/18 / Act II.

Complete comment on individual chapters, unless you're commenting on all chapters at once on the main story page.

Many thanks to Sparklight for the cover image.

Story One, The Angel & The Dentist: Colgate encounters Paladin and finds out his...less than stellar dental care habits. Which is to say, he had none.

Story Two, When All He Wants is Peace & Quiet: Birthday prompt from Nealend86. Tyrael just wants to read his book, but keeps getting interrupted. Also: a bear.

Story Three, No: The Cutie Mark Crusaders want Paladin to fulfill his promise in a certain way. They just don't seem to know the meaning of the word no. Personal challenge to write a story where a character only uses the word 'No'.

Story Four, 'Chocolate' Eggs: So very, very HUGELY non-canon. Easter Special - Paladin misunderstands everything. Hilarity ensues.

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Exchange Fic: Shattered Stone

My entry for bookplayer's secret fic exchange. Twilight and Derpy venture through a portal may have accidentally knocked Twilight's friends through.

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Request 2

Rating: everyone

Tags: Adventure

Characters: Twilight, Derpy

Story: Sorry Twilight I kind of sent the other 4 through a portal

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Ponyslayer

Non-grimdark Warhammer crossover! A bit 'Dark' due to violence, but otherwise not that bad.

Pinkamena Diane Pie, AKA Pinkie Pie, is a Mountain Earth Pony sworn to seek honour and death - one requiring the other - in battle as a Slayer. With her companion Rarity, a displaced former dressmaker and fugitive from the Canterlot Guard after an argument with an arrogant noble in charge of designing new uniforms, Pinkie seeks to brave the dangers of Equestria and regain her honour.

She....isn't doing a very good job.

Oh, she's got the laying destruction on evil and all that but the key part, the dying valiantly part, she doesn't quite seem to have grasped.

Watch as Pinkie takes the monsters head on with a giggle and a giant axe.

(On hiatus until I finish Justice Itself.)

Roster: Keep in mind this is very broad and not carbon copies of either character. The setting is thus very different.

Our Heroes!

Pinkie Pie - Gotrek Gurnisson

Rarity - Felix Jaeger

Gods!

Celestia - Sigmar/Dazh (Kislev God of Sun & Fire)

Luna - Largely forgotten since the rise of Nightmare Moon, once worshiped as sister and counterpart to Celestia

The Baddies!

Trixie - Greyseer Thanquol

Baddie Gods!

Discord - Tzeentch

The Smooze - Nurgle

Tirek - Khorne

Queen Chrysalis - Slaanesh

Grogar - The Horned Rat

Nightmare Moon - Khaine as interpreted by the Dark Elves (Dark Deerfolk)

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So, just a general 'eh' blog for various stuff. Mostly I wanted to see if anyone felt like telling me their thoughts on the music part of Justice Itself Chapter 20? The Monkey King's introduction I mean, obviously. I seriously doubt I'll ever do its like again, since that was just one mad moment where I couldn't resist, but if anyone wants to share their thoughts I would welcome it since it was a very new type of thing for me to write. As is the PaladinxFluttershy stuff, and I would welcome thoughts or reactions to that as well since its my first time writing that sort of...feeling-y... thing. Note that I mean actual thoughts that are phrased in such a way that you're not complaining about it. If you don't like it and don't have anything constructive to say about it, I'm not interested in whining thanks all the same.

Also making a change to how I get my stuff beta'd, going to use a google doc so it can be edited as I go rather than all at once at the end, along with one or two other changes, so hopefully will increase speed between chapters coming out. Of course, I'm about a month away from exams and have a lot of assignments to do so it might not seem to have an immediate effect.

For those here for My Little Skaven news, Nealend86 has agreed to beta read it for me, so should be of higher quality. I also got the Thanquol novel Grey Seer for $5 the other day so plenty of inspiration coming in from that.

Anything else to discuss or mention....oh, one final thing.

This is now my personal headcanon and nothing can change that.

Assume Octavia is an arsekicking badass in every story I write from now on.

Autocharth · 62 views · Edited 2w, 1d ago

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#494594 · 2d, 4h ago · · ·
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Hey, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!:twilightsmile:

#445528 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>445237 Dammit, I missed it. I live in Australia and got up late this morning, so I missed. Damn!

#445237 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>442390

Yeah man, I'm actually gunna read the latest chapter at 8:30 central time tonight.

If you wanna watch/listen I'll drop you the link, if not, feel free to ignore it.

http://www.livestream.com/everfreeratshole

#442390 · 4w, 9h ago · · ·
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>>442359 Oh wow, really? Well, there definitely is! I just finished the latest chapter of Justice Itself, so I guess I just HAVE to write an update tonight when I get back from work. Might take a couple days but I've already got it half done.

Reading it, really? Heh, nice to know its appreciated.

#442359 · 4w, 11h ago · · ·
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Oh god, please tell me there's another Thanquol update sometime soon. My livestream crowd has been loving my readings of it.

#283015 · 17w, 3d ago · · ·
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This new fic of yours has quite a bit of staying power. I'm jealous.:pinkiesad2:

#263819 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>263738 Well, two are. Ponyslayer is on hiatus, probably until I have another bout of Gotrek & Felix reading fever or a new one comes out and My Little Skaven is just intermittent. Still, hopefully you'll enjoy whats there.

#263738 · 19w, 2d ago · · ·
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I completely forgot to follow you and read your stories! :raritydespair:! They are mostly about warhammer! WIN >.> anyway Thanks again for the story you wrote!

#248957 · 20w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav on Rainbow and Farmers.. Of course I wrote it for you:ajsmug: I would like to know what you thought of it.:unsuresweetie:

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