Hey. What's up? Nothing? Well that leaves me to talk about... me. Jesus Christ that's a horrible idea. Ah well, who in the hell said I have good ideas?

I come from a proud line of Germans and Norwegians, we also have some Russian mixed in there. I also come from a long line of ramblers and interrupters. My family sucks at having a conversation. Anywho, I live in California, I attend a school, I have some number of friends, and I have a mostly average life. Average concerning first world countries, I doubt my life would be considered average by any extent if I lived in Sierra Leone with the same privileges I have now, but I digress... I think.

I like to think I'm a reasonable person, capable of dealing with some criticism and pedantry every now and then, so do tell me what you think of me and my stories! I appreciate feedback in all of it's glorious... and not so glorious forms. Whether you want to be one of my bestest friends, or do some sick (hopefully depraved), things to me, let me know!

Have a wonderful day fellow sapient!

It's interesting coming back after four years away and seeing how I've changed. Probably less than I make it out to be, but it's subtle things. I dunno. It's cool to be back, see what I liked, how I've changed. I'll be staying a good long while this time 'round.