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I'm a sixteen year old sophomore and gamer from Virginia. I'm working towards a career in creative writing, and hope to major in literature at the Virginia Commonwealth University. I'm a closet brony to everyone other than three of my friends, and for now it's going to stay that way. I've been a closet brony for about thirteen months now.
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Deimos and Sanford
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My most recent atrocities! 
Nigel Burke is a prescription drug addicted amateur surgeon, using surgeon in the loosest possible definition. Nigel lost the ability to move the right side of his body after a stroke, and his left side is scrambled at best. After ripping the heart out of a man in space and smacking a new one in as it floated away, Nigel returned to his boring desk job where he divided his time between throwing floppy disks at his co-workers, and playing Deep Dungeons of Doom.
However, that is soon about to change as Nigel finds a rainbow floppy disk at his desk. After managing to pick it up and insert it, he found a message from someone who called themselves, "Princess Celestia". This, Princess Celestia, told him that he was to be transported to the land of Equestria, where he would preform a kidney surgery on one, Prince Blueblood.
After popping a few downers, Nigel was transported to a world filled with magical talking ponies, although this wasn't all that uncommon for him. Now, Nigel must save the life of the Princess's nephew.
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>>545388 yea still waiting for Krinkles next episode of madness.
>>545368 I've always loved the Dynamic Duo, Deimos and Sanford, although Tricky (the clown) is still one of my favorite villains of all time. People have been spreading rumors and theories that Deimos will be brought back as his body was never absorbed by the Auditor, but they're just theories. Until then, Deimos will always be the funny guy who met a quick death.
I saw your avatar and though O shit. then I realized you weren't the clown, or the savior. anyway deimos was always the funniest of the two in my opinion, too bad he got killed by one of the advanced goons.
>>496776 Then I'm off to push my editor around some more to review my draft of chapter 2 ASAP.
>>496771 Sounds awesome man! What I like about us humans though is that like the phoenix, we rise from the ashes, stronger every time. I eagerly await the rest!
>>496761 One day I'll get to it. I just want to get this thing done over time. I have it planned out, and chapter by chapter I'm writing it out. My only qualm is that the only way I can end the story in the way I want is via banishment of the last remaining humans. The psychopath leading everyone has an Ace in the whole, a nuclear device salvaged from the ship, and kills a large number of both people and ponies doing so. The main character is killed in the blast, and the final chapter of the story is like the first, with Shining armor describing the seizure and banishment of all humans across Equestria to the nether-regions where the changelings come from, where they will hopefully die out from being hunted down 'like the animals that they are'.
>>496753 Yep, which is why I didn't like one fic on here, I can't remember which, because every single one of the soldier's buddies went out in a blaze of glory, and that just isn't how it is. If you haven't already, you should read The Yellow Birds by Kevin Powers. The way the protagonist explains death in the field is hauntingly fast.
>>496739 yeah. a guy who goes to my gym is a four-tour vet, and took two rounds vertical from his shoulder to his groin. He also watched someone get cut in half because of an I.E.D that as well gave him a shrapnel scar on his forehead. There's no glory no it, as much as we all wish there was, there isn't.
>>496736 I think the best description of a battle was in Black Hawk Down, where soldiers would get hit in the arm and not realize it until their arm just fell to their side.
>>496708 Yeah. I.E.Ds and such. Particularly the rather realistic description my Krav Maga instructor, who does a lot of military work, gave:
"When you get shot, it's not like in the movies where your arms are flailing and you get knocked back some five feet. No. what really happens is that you get shot, go into shock as your legs buckle, you shit yourself, then within seconds to minutes, you die from internal bleeding because that rifle bullet made a six-inch-wide cavity in your body."
It's pretty much how things are gonna go. But because most of these guys fighting are trained, they won't take many casualties very often. The most dramatic and detailed fight is the first described int he story, which is a fist-fight mugging/murder of a guard pony by a human who is on an intense near-death-administered drug that ends when the human gouges the pony's eyes out and smashes his head with a cobblestone.