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ArdanBlade 3817

Joined May 2012
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    ArdanBlade's Stories (3)

    • The Pony Variety Show!
      Ponies putting on a variety show for everypony and brony else! Beware lots of near-cloppiness!

      62,953 words · 3,035 views · 183 likes · 7 dislikes
    • There is a Season
      Equestria is at war, Twilight struggles with boys, and a terrible power returns from the dead!
      60,150 words · 575 views · 21 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Showtime Bits
      The backstage spinoff of The Pony Variety Show! where we give you a glimpse behind the scenes!
      5,966 words · 443 views · 17 likes · 2 dislikes
    Apr
    8th
    2013

    Hello all you PVS! fans out there,

    Once again, I have managed to let life get the better of me, and not taken the appropriate time to address you all on the situation. The next episode of PVS! is in the works, and I wish I were getting more time booked into writing it than I am. That said, we have some great support in the form of our newest Contributor, who is so excited to do stuff for the show that he is actually jumping the gun on me! He has received my blessing to write his own material for the PVS!, which I will endeavor to edit for quality while I am valiantly (see: lazy bastard) attempting to write the next full episode.

    Thank you all for your patience, and be sure to give Bobby some love,

    Ardan Blade, The Writer

    ArdanBlade · 35 views
    Jan
    19th
    2013

    An awesome fan of the PVS! Bobby has submitted some awesome artwork for the show! Come take a look!

    Also back by popular demand, the Pony Variety Show! will be making it's big return! That's right PVS! fans, we will be making new episodes of the PVS!, along with some Showtime Bits, and other interesting stories for our favorite ponies!

    Lastly, I'd like to thank everyone who has kept the hope of a renewed PVS! alive! Without you, I'm sure I wouldn't have picked up the hat again!

    ArdanBlade · 84 views · Edited 21w, 3d ago
    Aug
    11th
    2012

    Christian Bashing · 2:34pm

    So as I've been reading stories here on FiMFiction, I've noticed a disturbing trend amongst a very vocal minority in the brony community, one that disturbs me. Christian haters. I'm not talking about people who disagree with Christian views, but people who full-on tell others that they are wrong for their beliefs, criticize them without actual basis, and treat them like crap.

    When did this happen? When did the message of our show become, 'Hey, I don't agree with your opinion, so f*ck you!'? Did I miss something here? What's worse is that I've seen it amongst my fans here on the site. Quite frankly, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed because someone who professes to like my work and encourages me will so blatantly go to someone who writes a Christian (or any reasonable, religiously themed fic), and criticize it based solely upon it's religious context.

    I'm not talking about giving it a poor review if it isn't written well. I can understand that, even if I don't agree. It's the people who tell the person that they're wrong, ignorant, don't belong in modern society, etc... That is an insult to those who believe, and more often than not without basis.

    I've had a few debates with such individuals, and often find their knowledge on the subject quite lacking to boot. How can you (those of you who actually do this) claim to have a valid opinion when you don't even understand what you're talking about!? Who among you is so much of an expert that you have the right to decry someone else's faith on the basis that you don't like it!?

    For the rest of you, thank you. Thank you for accepting, or at the very least ignoring, others viewpoints enough that you don't seek to criticize. Even the most foolish man is seen as wise for knowing when to hold his tongue, and I believe that most of you out there are indeed decent people. Hate doesn't belong here, and I'm grateful for every person who understands that. Please, encourage others to stop hating on anyone, regardless of their personal beliefs.

    ~AB

    ArdanBlade · 59 views
    Jul
    25th
    2012

    I had no idea how many entries I really got! The delay this time is simply due to the massive number of questions for the Election debate, the enormous amount of editing needed to get your OC songs posted up, and the rest of the story to boot! Rest assured, Episode 8 is coming, and is already over 12,000 words, despite me having only half of the song entries completed!

    I promise, promise, promise to have it done by this Sunday, and all of your entries are going in, even if I have to kill myself to do it! Please don't hate me!

    ArdanBlade · 20 views
    Jul
    21st
    2012

    Sorry to everypony who was looking forward to the PVS! this week. Due to the competition, other projects I have going on, a computer issue, and a serious lack of inspiration on my own part, I've decided to postpone for this sunday.

    The competition will still be happening on schedule (as long as life doesn't seriously step on my toes again!) and I will be renewing my work next sunday. If you do need your PVS! fix, check out the new Showtime Bits segment, a sort of backstage bit for the PVS!

    Thank you too to all of my Contributors for working hard with me for so long. I know most of you have needed a rest from the show, so I won't bug you until next week.

    We can still use questions for the big Election Debate too, so if anypony has something they'd like to ask, feel free to do so here as well!

    The candidates are:

    Princesses Celestia and Cadence

    Princess Luna and Discord

    Queen Chrysalis and Pinkie Pie

    The Flim Flam Brothers

    Trixie and her running mate Darkened Flame

    Iron Will and Bon Bon

    ArdanBlade · 25 views
    Jul
    14th
    2012

    Want to see your OC appear on the Pony Variety Show!? Why not participate in the official PVS! Singoff competition! That's right, your pony's name could be up in lights, right along with the Mane 6 and all your favorites from the Pony Variety Show! Be sure to read the rules thoroughly for the submission process.

    To submit, copy the BOLD portion of the blog, and fill out each requirement, following it's instructions as necessary. Photos are allowed, but you must still fill out the correct areas, or I won't be able to take the submissions. Send them to me via note, so that I can do the character justice!

    OCs for the contest must be entered as follows:

    Name: (Full name here)

    Gender: (Self-explanatory)

    Breed: (Earth pony, Unicorn, or Pegasus for ponies only! Non-ponies must be reasonable for the series. Aka. Dragons, Buffalo, Donkeys, Griffons, etc... acceptable, Draconequus not so much.)

    Age: (Foal, Filly/Colt, Mare/Stallion, Older)

    Mane: (Style and Color. No crazy ones please!)

    Tail: (Style and Color. Again with the crazy.)

    Eyes: (Color)

    Coat: (Color. No more than three colors unless I find it reasonable.)

    Cutie Mark: (Describe mark. Nothing too crazy or inappropriate. Aka. one to three different items in the mark, none of which may refer to anything that would fall under the derogatory or sexual descriptors.)

    Personality: (At least three descriptive words about the character. Personality clones are not acceptable. Aka. She's just like Rainbow Dash, only 20% cooler.)

    The entrant must put the ENTIRE song they wish to sing in their entry form as their character would sing it, as well as their introduction dialogue. The song may not have excessive swearing, derogatory terminology, explicit sexual reference, and may not be politically or agenda aimed.

    Religious songs are okay, as are love songs that do not violate the strict sexual or agenda aimed themes.

    Entries that do not fill in these requirements will be disqualified.

    Anypony may also request that an existing character sing a song. They must state which song they want the character to sing, which must still meet the individual requirements of the OC songs.

    As each canon character will only be allowed to sing one song, the ponies/characters will decide for themselves from amongst the requests which song to sing.

    Each participant in the contest may only enter one OC with one song, and may only make a request of one character from the show. NO EXCEPTIONS!

    Duets or group songs are allowed amongst OCs, but songs with canon characters have a low possibility due to the request based nature of the competition.

    If an idea is good enough, I may supersede the rules at my discretion .All entry requests must be submitted via note to my FimFiction account or they will be invalid, and must be received by Wednesday, July 18th.

    Story posting will be on Wednesday, July 25th. After posting, the audience may post their vote for favorite OC, favorite song performed, and competition winner in the comments for the Singoff!

    If you're not sure what I'll say about a particular request, ask me! I'm quite open to your questions, and I won't be rude, even if I dislike an idea. My job here is to make you feel welcome, not to insult you, so please, come join in on the fun! Let's make this the best competition ever!

    ArdanBlade · 57 views
    Jun
    30th
    2012

    Hello everypony,

    For quite a while now I've been working on the fan novel, There is a Season, which has been both a wonderful privilege, and a serious heartache. Had it not been for this story, I would never have found FimFiction, nor would I have created the Pony Variety Show! which so many of you love! In a lot of ways, my best experiences with the Mane 6 and friends happened here as I looked through their eyes, gave them life as best I could, and expanded upon the backstory of their world. Sure it's my vanity talking, but I like to think that I've contributed a little to the fiction that is MLP.

    Completing this work marks a milestone for me, and everything I do from here on in the MLP community will be measured for me by it. The Pony Variety Show! is fun and all, but in the end, it is my own little creation that holds me fast to the series, so for those of you with some time to burn and a love of stories, I'd love to encourage you to look into it, even if just to peek and let me know what you think!

    There is a Season

    The Pony Variety Show!

    Thank you all, and I'll see you next time!

    ~AB

    ArdanBlade · 30 views
    Jun
    25th
    2012

    Hello Everypony! Ardan Blade here with a few things to say.

    First off, I want to thank everypony that's contributed to the PVS! via comments, shared their thoughts, and even just taken the time to read through this big, lovable mess I've created! Knowing you all enjoy it so much helps make the arduous task of setting all of this up a little more worthwhile. I'll say that this has been a labor of love, one that keeps growing! As such, I want to officially recognize two individuals who deserve a lot of recognition.

    First and always foremost in my mind, is my dearest Lani. She's been my best friend for a year and a half, with the last six months being our engagement! The amount of encouragement, time, and number of Michael Jackson related videos she went through for me was beyond everything I could have asked! She is the most wonderful person in my life, and I want you all to know how much I love her!

    The second person I'd like to recognize is PorcuMoose.deviantart.com, more well known to me as Zann. She has been both a great inspiration and a wonderful contributor, who has proofread most of my work, suggested little things I would have missed, and continued these zany RPs that tend to happen with each story. Not only has she shared her time and energy, but helped me to understand how the characters of MLP:FiM think and behave by asking them questions, having conversations with them, and even participating in the girls' nights out at the club! She deserves loads of love for her work, so go tell her so!

    ***

    Second, I'd like to address my concerns for the story, and make a request to those who want to become story Contributors/Writing Staff! While I do all of my own writing (minus a few contributions from the aforementioned best ponies ever!) I do have to do an enormous amount of research! I considered myself quite a nerd, but all of the suggestions you guys send in show me very definitively how far and wide nerddom goes! As such, I am finding myself in need of researchers, idea walls, and people who can just come up with clever ideas!

    The position of researcher is fairly simple. I need ponies who will go online, find reference material that suits the skits, characters, and guests that I need to emulate, and link me back to them. This way, I don't have to sift through the entire internet looking for said references to find the material I need. It's a simple job, and makes a world of difference when I'm busy or need to be writing a piece.

    Idea Wall is a bit more complex. I need people who want to actually get in touch with me, either via Skype, or simply typing text in notes and comments, allowing me to send them ideas, and responding with their thoughts. It takes a little more dedication, but again this helps me immensely, especially if I'm getting into one of my funks. Having somepony to talk to about an idea is worth it's weight in gold!

    If you think you've got a bit of talent putting rhymes or lyrics together, or better yet, parodying lyrics, I'd love to hear from you! While I've done most of the lyrical writing myself, getting ideas from others has always been helpful! This one does mean meeting deadlines, particularly if I'm trying to get a story done, and need a bit of help, but I'd be immensely grateful!

    All of these positions are low dedication, and I don't mind if somepony can only contribute a little. Every little bit helps, and I want the Pony Variety Show! to be as much all of your art as it is mine!

    ***

    Lastly, I want to share THE LIST with all of you. This is more to let you see what I'm working with, and show you my dedication to this task. Once something goes on the list, it does not come off. I move completed items to the top and put them in bold to keep track of what I've done, do smaller sections for everything to come, then the master list, which is every suggestion I've ever received! This should help you all understand why I can't get to everypony's ideas right now.

    THE LIST

    The Shining, featuring Shining Armor!

       Yendy requests Spike be Danny.

    The Twilight 'Sparkle' Zone

    More Dr. Whooves and Derpy

    Awkward romances

    Awkward habits

    Big Macintosh going "Eeyup!"

    Princess Luna being entertaining

    More Mr. Waddles and Geri Fore

    Fluttershy Chainsaw Massacre

    2 Magic battle between Trixie and Twilight

    Pony Bondage Outfits

    Princess Celestia election retaliation

    Discord singing "Discord" by eurobeat brony

    Music Video?

    Vinyl Scratch x Octavia

    Back to the Future Parody

    Drunk after hours party with the girls

    Rainbow Dash x Applejack bts

    Twilight tries to get revenge on Rarity

    Chrysalis imitating a princess… xD

    Soarin' and american pie skit

    Horse Power old Spice

    Pinkie Pie and Gummy doing a Poke'mon skit!

    Poke'mon battle between Gummy and Tank.

    2 More Pinkie Pie (and Gummy?)

    2 More Geri Fore and Mr. Waddle!

    Chrysalis and Pinkie Pie campaign

    Princess Luna doing the moonwalk

    Mane 6: Favorite Michael Jackson Songs

    Fan Mail Segment

    Mane 6's favorite video games?

    After Hours Dinner Theatre

    News Column by the CMC

    Iron Will Crossover Smashdown! He wrestles a guest celebrity! (Zangief) and (Saxton Hale)

    2 Spike x Rarity (Behind the Scenes?)

    Twilight tries to sneak education into the show

    Fluttershy x Big Mac

    Clerks parody

    Muppet Labs Sketch

    Luna and Discord's smear campaign

    Yendy requests a Hunger Games parody

    Big Mac singing a song

    Biggest jerk contest vs. Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

    Piccolo and Luna have a fight over blowing up the moon!

    2 Bass cannon vs Party cannon

    2 Rarity upstaging somepony else's performance and singing a song

    3 Wacky Daredevil Antics by Rainbow Dash (and Scootaloo?)

    Rainbow Dash hosts Jackass parody

    The Apple Family act!

    Hoity Toity on caffeine

    Colt cuddling

    A day in the lives of Princess Celestia and Luna

    2 Pinkie Pie drinking too much coffee

    3 Cutie Mark Crusaders doing something adorable on humiliating levels

    3 Cutie Mark Crusaders doing balancing acts

    Pranking the pranksters

    More Fluttershy

    Cadence's matchmaking segment!

    2 Iron Will doing ballet in a china shop while wearing a tutu!

    2 Pinkie Pie goes Pinkamina and straps up Rarity in a dungeon

    Sapphire Shores guest appearance!

    Turning Fluttershy into a tree.

    Wonderbolts appearance

    Flim and Flam show up with a new, scam invention. Big and destructive.

    Fluttershy sings her brainz song from psychoshy

    Gilda guest appearance

    Fluttershy explaining Rainbow Dash's feelings (lezzy)...

    Twilight recording Rarity being soppy while watching a TV drama and eating ice cream!

    Soap opera where everypony gets pregnant with everypony else's evil twin.

    Somepony tries to play Dragonforce in Guitar Hero in full band mode.

    Pinkie getting hyper and going through the fourth (and fifth) wall!

    Discord does some genderbending

    Changelings' segment

    Pinkie Pie tries to befriend Shadow the Hedgehog

    Penguins of Madagascar parody

    Rainbow Dash races Sonic the Hedgehog!

    Twilight is hit on by a ruthlessly persistent OC.

    Pip in a cannon

    Pinkie and Rainbow doing baking/reading 'Cupcakes' and scaring RD

    Derpy singing a song

    Sugarcube Corner Commercial

    2 Star Trek Parody

    Ping pong ponies between RD and AJ

    Baking muffins with Derpy

    Mystery Theatre with Twilight and Pinkie Pie

    Cave Johnson idea testing

    Parody of Freindship is Magic? xD

    Mic the Microphone, WoodenToaster, The Living Tombstone, JackleApp the Griffon as guest stars

    Blueblood makes an appearance

    Trixie learns the 'Want it, Need it' spell

    Party Cannon Roulette

    Slap fight between Rarity and Twilight

    2 Twilight takes Neo's place in the matrix, and morpheus is giving her instructions over the phone.

    Derpy juggling burning torches.

    Blues Brothers performing Ghost Riders in the sky by Rainbow Dash and Applejack

    Nyx (OC) and Pip doing something together.

    Iron Will as Iron Man

    2 Gamer Luna a day in the life

    Gamer Luna playing Dark Souls

    2 Mane 6 learn about their R34 Counterparts

    Family Guy spotlight on families in Equestria

    Spike and Big Mac as DBZ characters fighting Discord Cell or Frieza

    Pip vs Protectatrons

    One Very Drunk Mane 6 doing something she regrets

    Robin Hood

    Charlie Sheen

    Mayhem State Farm Commercial

    Nyan Cat Parody

    Batman and Joker Special Guest

    The cake is a lie reference

    Johnny Cash or Freddie Mercury as a special guest

    Behind the Scenes Princesses, Discord, Chrysalis, and Luna childhood photos!

    Warhammer 40k Parody

    Toboscus as a special guest

    Hoof of the North Star with Big Mac as Kenshiro

    Full on Avengers/Marvel comics parody

    Metal Gear Solid 3: Alfalfa Eater

    Gundam Wing

    Call of the Cutie: Blank Ops

    Battlefriend: Baked Bad Company 1/2

    Musical duel between Vinyl and Octavia

    Game of Thrones

    Mane 6 playing D&D

    More Drunk Ponies!

    ***

    Wow, did you really read to the end of this monster!? If so, I'm proud, honored, and thankful for your time! Please put the word Bubblecake in a comment if you did read to the end, just so I can appreciate you more!

    ArdanBlade · 31 views