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The Ralph Wiggum of real life.


User ID: 30,079
Registered: 30th Apr 2012
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.Let's see here. Well I'm a 24 year old male living in the back waters of Iowa, I used to be in the Army as a radar mechanic, funny story: I was discharged about 2 weeks after graduating my AIT for medical reasons. Knee injuries tend to end military careers btw. After sitting around and being depressed for a while I started to find MLP stuff on the internet with increasing frequency. Eventually I decided to see what all the fuss was about, and sat down and watched an episode. The first episode I saw was Luna Eclipsed. I've been a fan of ponies ever since.

"A bad person will use others to shield himself. A good person will use himself to shield others."

Favorite Pegasus: Rainbow Dash

Second Favorite: Spitfire

Favorite Unicorn: Twilight

Second Favorite: Lyra

Favorite Earth Pony: Roseluck

Second Favorite: Applejack

Favorite Alicorn: Nightmare Moon

Second Favorite: Luna

Cool people, doing cool things.

I'll write something eventually. But for now...

Current state of mind.

My feelings about Humanity.

Humanity is a wonderful species. We are agressive, territorial, and prone to greed, yes. But we are also creative, intelligent, industrious, inventive, independent, kind, curious, and adventurous. Don't think of humanity as a monster, we are individuals with our own ideologies and philosophies.The individual does bad thing, not humans as a whole.    

Moral Superiority. · 6:13am

[12:00:19 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Did you listen to that Iron Savior song?  It IS badass.

[12:00:32 AM] [Dust Traveller]: It's like the band was born in the wrong goddamn decade.

[12:00:43 AM] [Dust Traveller]: They want to be an 80s powermetal band SOOOO BAD.

[12:00:51 AM] [Dust Traveller]: And I love that stuff, so... yeah.

[12:02:05 AM] [Dust Traveller]: If any of us could pilot worth a damn, a fighter squadron would be pretty badass too.

[12:02:22 AM] Anrodos: I should have been born in the 50s. I could tell you right now, that if I lived in the 70s I would have been snorting cocaine off a hookers tits in a roller disco bathroom.

[12:02:31 AM] [Dust Traveller]: lol

[12:03:51 AM] Invictus: I was pretty good at piloting in PS1... which I suppose is probably entirely different. Also, that sounds like an awesome plan, Anrodos... what's stopping you from doing that now? Besides the lack of roller discos?

[12:04:28 AM] Anrodos: Not much now that I think about it.

[12:04:59 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Well, he's got a bum leg, so roller disco is right out, and Cocaine is kinda expensive.

[12:05:25 AM] Anrodos: Yeah, can't really afford it on dissablity pay.

[12:05:30 AM] Invictus: And that cocaine will drain your bank account only slightly faster than it'll make your heart explode. And that hookers probably have some sort of black list that you're on.

[12:05:53 AM] Anrodos: Well... there was that one time...

[12:05:57 AM] Invictus: I know what you did last summer.

[12:06:00 AM] Anrodos: That was worth it though.

[12:06:06 AM] Invictus: You sick, incredible bastard.

[12:06:26 AM] Anrodos: I was rather impressed with myself.

[12:06:46 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Lapdances are always better when the stripper is crying.

[12:07:12 AM] Anrodos: That's what I've always said.

[12:07:20 AM] Invictus: Oh god... I laughed, but then it actually made me feel a little sad that I did.

[12:07:43 AM] Anrodos: You're a horrible person for laughing at that.

[12:07:55 AM] Invictus: I know! Isn't it great?!

[12:08:08 AM] Invictus: *sob

[12:08:25 AM] Anrodos: It's one thing too make a stripper cry, but it's something else completely to laugh at them as they do so.

[12:08:45 AM] Anrodos: You disgust me Invictus.

Anrodos · 29 views

John Madden! AEIOU AEIOU! uuuuuuuuuuuuu

#397341 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>397306

Yes, I saw that when I got back. Thank you for letting me know though.

#397306 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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We got a spammer on Humans Aren't Bastards.

#316532 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>316518

Wise and benevolent, huh? Trying to get on my good side, are you? Unfortunately for you I don't have a good side.

Just kidding. :twilightsmile: Thank you, I'll do what I can to keep the riff raff out of the forums.

#316518 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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Congratulations on your new status o wise and benevolent admin.  

#316104 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>316100

Why thank you. :twilightsmile: I will do my best to keep the trolls under the bridge control.

#316100 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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'Grats on getting Humans Aren't Bastards Admin.

#209779 · 24w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>209657

Are you sure this is a game you want to be playing, Invictus? Because it's one I've been playing for a long time. Also I lost it at the second picture

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>>182178

Yeah I know. It is pretty horrible.

#182178 · 27w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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No one likes your user page.  

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