Moral Superiority. · 6:13am
[12:00:19 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Did you listen to that Iron Savior song? It IS badass.
[12:00:32 AM] [Dust Traveller]: It's like the band was born in the wrong goddamn decade.
[12:00:43 AM] [Dust Traveller]: They want to be an 80s powermetal band SOOOO BAD.
[12:00:51 AM] [Dust Traveller]: And I love that stuff, so... yeah.
[12:02:05 AM] [Dust Traveller]: If any of us could pilot worth a damn, a fighter squadron would be pretty badass too.
[12:02:22 AM] Anrodos: I should have been born in the 50s. I could tell you right now, that if I lived in the 70s I would have been snorting cocaine off a hookers tits in a roller disco bathroom.
[12:02:31 AM] [Dust Traveller]: lol
[12:03:51 AM] Invictus: I was pretty good at piloting in PS1... which I suppose is probably entirely different. Also, that sounds like an awesome plan, Anrodos... what's stopping you from doing that now? Besides the lack of roller discos?
[12:04:28 AM] Anrodos: Not much now that I think about it.
[12:04:59 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Well, he's got a bum leg, so roller disco is right out, and Cocaine is kinda expensive.
[12:05:25 AM] Anrodos: Yeah, can't really afford it on dissablity pay.
[12:05:30 AM] Invictus: And that cocaine will drain your bank account only slightly faster than it'll make your heart explode. And that hookers probably have some sort of black list that you're on.
[12:05:53 AM] Anrodos: Well... there was that one time...
[12:05:57 AM] Invictus: I know what you did last summer.
[12:06:00 AM] Anrodos: That was worth it though.
[12:06:06 AM] Invictus: You sick, incredible bastard.
[12:06:26 AM] Anrodos: I was rather impressed with myself.
[12:06:46 AM] [Dust Traveller]: Lapdances are always better when the stripper is crying.
[12:07:12 AM] Anrodos: That's what I've always said.
[12:07:20 AM] Invictus: Oh god... I laughed, but then it actually made me feel a little sad that I did.
[12:07:43 AM] Anrodos: You're a horrible person for laughing at that.
[12:07:55 AM] Invictus: I know! Isn't it great?!
[12:08:08 AM] Invictus: *sob
[12:08:25 AM] Anrodos: It's one thing too make a stripper cry, but it's something else completely to laugh at them as they do so.
[12:08:45 AM] Anrodos: You disgust me Invictus.