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altoidtree altoid777
User ID: 6,584
Registered: 22nd Dec 2011
Last Seen: 5h, 41m ago
Story views: 11,658

My stories are now out and I am happy to say that they were not hated and murdered by my fellow bronies!  Thank you all for the amazing response to my stories!

A Little About Me: I do most of my own artwork. And yes, I am minty fresh.I am a history fanatic. Not just that of the U.S.A. but the whole world. everything from the Battle of Gettysburg to the rise of Julius Caesar. From the battle of Trafalgar to... well, anything, there is no need for me to continue.

I have the habit of being extremely knowledgeable and serious, then a few moments later not giving a buck about anything and just wanting everybody to laugh. I have a very bad temper but ponies help to keep that contained. But to be warned, don't buck with me... at least often.

I hate almost all shippings, trollfics and all clopfics so don't ask me to read them. Ever. -_-

Real Name: I am not telling you.

Age: 21

Best Pony Rainbow Dash because she is so awesome while still being adorable!

Friends I Know Personaly on Fimfiction: Bubbleshy, 3Min Till Death,

Join the Equestrian Historical Society for some epic reading!

Long live the Minty Freshness!!!

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Comment posted by Altoid deleted at 12:56pm on the 18th of May, 2013
#376392 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>354264

The thing on the top left side of your user page. Don't worry, though, the update fixed it.

PS: I'm not sure what Bubbleshy is saying, but it is good of you to help him. I have another author helping me myself (actually it was me who answered her request for editing help in the first place, but as the months passed it evolved into a special relationship where we are basically dual authors, writing parts of each other's stories and helping each other out with both virtual and real life problems). Respect.

#358512 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>358400 Next time we hang out give me a copy (digital or solid) of your next chapter. I will look through it.

#358400 · 11w, 1d ago · · ·
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I read the blog about you having a new short story out. :pinkiesad2:

Man...this work shit is killing my free time. I have plenty of time to read, but by time I get home it's too late to go to my parent's house and get internet. I can't wait to move in with you and finally connect whenever I want! :pinkiehappy:

I'll put it this way: I haven't had time to upload my next chapter, and when I finally do I want to put the damn thing on Haitus. I need proof-readers to get it on EqD because they finally replied! :pinkiecrazy:

I need to ask Cupcake's friend if she'll do it...:duck: She brought up English last I talked to her, and started using all these fancy terms about sentence structure she's learned from her Level 4 (I think) classes. Whereas I just sat there with my Steven King, "A sentence is a fucking noun and a goddamn verb, bitch! :flutterrage:" thought process turning more and more into a deer in the headlights. Maybe she'll figure out what EqD was saying about my story... :applejackunsure:

#354264 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>354086 My biography? :applejackunsure:

The Romans used quite a few types of armor. They used mail, scale and layered laminar. Usually it was due to weight. :twilightsmile:

#354086 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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ALTOID! L'AMICO MIO!

*wild gesticulating*

Ah, sorry about that. Just ate my own homemade pasta penne con salsa carbonara, and I suddenly felt all Italian.

Just dropped by to tell you that you biography is unreadable with the current page layout you use.

Also, what year did the Romans swap their bronze armor with the more famous whatever-they're-called-agains? I can't seem to find my book, and for some reason my local Google server seems to be down.

#335858 · 13w, 2d ago · · ·
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Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub...

Comment posted by Bubbleshy deleted at 10:58pm on the 7th of February, 2013
Comment posted by Altoid deleted at 10:58pm on the 7th of February, 2013
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An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human.
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What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?
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Favorite Comedy

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Exactly what it sounds like
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       Everybody who was or wants to be my pre-reader or editor, please send me your emails for Google Docs. Due to everything being deleted I no longer have them.

       Thank You- The Minty Freshness, Altoid

Altoid · 22 views

My Featured Stories

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Latest Stories


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Vinyl Scratch has finally reached fame, overcoming the struggles caused by her blindness, and became the DJ Pon3. Ponies love her music and she is a model to any who has struggles in their own life. But when she sets out to change a life on a more personal basis, will the challenge be too much?

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The Pointless Adventures of Guinness

Guinness had been in Equestria for short time when he and two other ex-human "friends" had involuntarily released the hordes of Tartarus, met the multicolored mare of his dreams and driven Twilight Sparkle over the edge of insanity. But now Guinness is compelled, albeit unwillingly, to search for the powerful object that sent him there in the first place. A silver and blue artifact from another world with unknown powers capable of travel across the thresholds of time, space and the multiverse. An awe inspiring item that can give you wings... an empty can of Red Bull.

        A continuation of the story Science, Steam and Beer and a member story of the Dream Series by totallynotabrony (He also made the art for this).

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     Ponies are a peaceful race and when the prospects of war threatens Equestria, Princess Celestia becomes desperate for help. A ancient spell goes awry and General Patton, the famous American World War II general, is pulled into the pony world. Involuntarily the crew of a Sherman is dragged along as well. Will the assistance of the humans be enough to save Equestria or will their enemies be too much for even Old Blood and Guts to handle?

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Rated Teen for Strong Language and Violence

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Chaos and Insanity

Luna gains Discords powers... and a little more that she bargained for. Unforeseeable and crazy events are soon to transpire...

A round-robin story between several writers that so far hasn't turned into something terrible. We have no idea what is going to happen next so get ready for a crazy adventure!

Authors Include: Altoid, Timothy48, The Grey Pegasus (Who also did the cover art), Flying Wingnut, wariyoshi, flowandthought and ModernWarfareBrony.

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Merely an Animal

When Twilight received a letter from Celestia inviting her to a relaxing vacation on a private cruise,  she couldn't resist. She says goodbye to her friends for a nice week of relaxation. But when she shipwrecks on a mysterious island, Twilight quickly realises that relaxation will be the last thing on her list. Just surviving another hour will be struggle enough.

Inspired by the famous short story "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell.

Art by totalynotabrony

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Ruby Eyes and Echoes Part One: The Struggles Begin

Several miles away from the edge of Manehattan stands Madam Puffeltop's Orphanage. Many years ago a new member arrived. An off white filly with deep blue and cyan hair and ruby red eyes. Blind, continuously ridiculed and always getting into trouble, she struggles to find her place in the world. This is the story of a pony that everyone believed had no future, that could not accomplish anything, but ended up becoming one of the greatest musicians of her time. This is a story on how an orphan became Vinyl Scratch, the DJ Pon-3.

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Traveler

He has lived a long and hard life. He has watched the world change over and over again through the ages and now he seeks to change it once more. This is a story about love, treachery, pain and the dark history of all pony kind. This is the story of an ancient legend. A story about Traveler...

This is my first fanfiction and I would be very happy if people gave me feed back and ways to improve my works.

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Co-Writes

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Upcoming Stories By The Minty Freshness

This here is a list of stories in chronological order that I will (might) write.

Inheritance: Or some other title. Got the idea for this story walking to Grandma's Pancake house one morning. I will not tell you about it because I think it is the best idea ever!

The Two of Us: Another revolutionary idea from me, Altoid!

I have other ideas but they have yet to become whole

I will add more stories as I go along. Oh, and if anyone out there has a brilliant idea for a story but they are either not skilled enough or you are just too lazy, feel free to tell me. As long as it isn't a clopfic, a trollfic or a shipping.

Long Live the Minty Freshness!