So, I've noticed that out of the fifty-odd people that've favorited my story, only about ten to twenty of them read the blog posts relating to it. I figured I'd just put it all right there in the title.

The Effects of Gravity - Part II - The Forest - 3,509 words.

It's not that I'm a slow writer, it's because I started writing it on Monday. New chapters will not take a month to show up from here on in, it's just because I happened to go on a three week vacation.

Ermagerd

Just noticed "The Effects of Gravity" was in the feature box-thingy.

DREAM ATTAINED

*does an acrobatic f'ing pirouette*

So, in September I had the terrific (not at all) idea to write an MLP/Lollipop Chainsaw crossover. I bought the game, beat it, then wrote 2000 words and dropped it because I just couldn't stay interested. In October, my little brother shows me something called Gravity Falls. Three days ago, I sat down at the computer and typed up 4100 words and submitted the first chapter. It's in review now. So, in conclusion to this short, stupid tale, I have found out that I'm very good at procrastinating, and also new story.

The end.

This.

Dammit.

Okay, I'm gonna explain a few things to y'all, just like the title up there says.

Firstly--why I've been gone for so damn long. Well, when my parents deleted my various pieces of writings (as I previously mentioned) they also banned me from using this site. That means I spent summer vacation just doing my work like a good little boy, waiting to get back to school and be able to use FiMfiction again. This bring me to point number

Two--why my writing is going to be so slow to update. While I'm at school, I have maybe forty-five minutes a day to write, if that. I can't do it at home--ponies are a no-no there. So, while I will be continuing to write, my update schedule will be slower than Spike waking up.

Three--my old stories. For people who were fans of them, I barely have anything of my old fics left. I have about half of the first chapter of The Biker and the Princess, and I'm definitely going to try to continue that. Trust and The Worst Idea Ever may be problems though, considering I'd have to start from scratch on each one of them. I'll try to revive Trust, but with two other turkeys in the oven, it'll be a little difficult to fit a third in.

Four--what I'm doing right now. Right now I am working on a crossover, which features some relatively new source material. I have about 2000 words in the first chapter right now, and I'm considering trying to submit it to EQD when it goes up. If anyone can guess what it is a crossover with, I'll send you what I have ready (Except for you two, Skywriter and FlutteringShy. You already know.)! So yeah, there's that.

So, um. . . I'm back. See y'all later.

I'm. . .

Not dead. Surprisingly. More to come later.

Through the Veil by Akela Stronghoof

Hermione Granger has long been lauded as the brightest witch of her generation. Everyone knows that when she sets her mind to a task, she sees it through to its end.

Head of the Department of Mysteries, Hermione has been working on the Veil for months without any progress whatsoever. Frustrated,  sleep-deprived, and more than a little tipsy, she staggers into the Ministry after-hours with one objective: find out where the Veil leads.

Even if she has to see for herself.

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Whaddya think? Gusta?

Guys, I'm in a spot of trouble. My stories got deleted against my will by my parents (GAH) and since I wrote them all in-browser, well...

Yeah.

If any of you have any of my stories saved, please send the saved portions to me at ohgeezscootaloo@gmail.com.

Thank you all for your help.

Edit: Oh, and, anybody who's been emailing me, don't send anything to that old address. Please send any new chapters or talk or whatever to ohgeezscootaloo@gmail.com.

My new story, The Biker and the Princess, has just been submitted. I have my English final in twelve minutes. Luna have mercy on my soul.