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The Asshole Behind The Avatar


User ID: 17,052
Registered: 2nd Mar 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 14m ago
Story views: 0

I'm just a young man with too much time on his hands, and a love of the written word. I am a constructive critic, and therefore enjoy helping others to improve their writing, whether they want my assistance or not. I like to think that I am an eccentric, but that's probably just my ego talking. My worldviews vary from vicious cynicism and entropic nihilism to open horizon-style optimism and acceptance of life's curveballs.

Regardless, it's a pleasure to be here.

The stories in my favorites list are those that I intend to read, review, so on, so forth. Some of them are stories that I actually enjoy, others are simply there because it's easier to keep track of them on one list. Just because your story is on my faves list doesn't mean that I've read it, nor does it necessarily mean that I give a damn about it. All of the stories on my faves list will receive a review. Well, some of them might. It depends on whether or not I'm in a good mood.

As far as my concritting goes: IF I'M MAKING YOU BLOODY DEPRESSED, SAD, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, LET ME KNOW. Yeah, somewhere in my whithered heart I care about whether or not I'm actually hurting folk. If my reviewing style makes you uncomfortable, just ask me to tone it down some. Do so politely, without any funny business or snide remarks, and I'll happily take things back a notch. Just because I'm a callous bastard in most cases doesn't mean I'm unwilling to be gentle (yeah, yeah, innuendo; piss off).

Non-productive trolls don't get this courtesy, in most cases.

The People to Whom I Owe a Review

Aquarian Poet

Unahim

Rust

Digi

Lynolius

Mystic

Nathan Traveler

Anhero

If you annoy me about it, you're much more likely to get on this list, or at least get your review sooner.

Top Favourites

[Dark] [Adventure]
Blueblood is kidnapped, and dumped in an unfriendly neighboring country.
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[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover]
A deadly notebook called the Death Note lands in Equestria. Chaos ensues.
48133
[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past.
133738
[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
A Fallout Equestria Sidefiction. A lonely guard, inspired by Littlepip, goes to save her brother.
99529
[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]

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Top Favourites

[Adventure]
Only one mare can claim the Platinum Crown of Canterlot.
73117
[Dark] [Crossover] [Human]
The Watchmen's most wrathful vigilante finds himself in the strangely innocent land of Equestria.
134232
[Sad] [Dark] [Comedy] [Adventure]
A series of mysterious circumstances leads the Canterlot Police to discover a plot as old as time.
501

Complaints, Bitching, And Whatever Else

#471545 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks kindly for the fave.

#465704 · 2w, 5h ago · · ·
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Thank you very much for watching! :pinkiehappy:

#248436 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
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I hope you have a wonderful Holiday, Acidic Din!

#230578 · 22w, 2d ago · · ·
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Happy holidays!

#150966 · 31w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hi! I'm not dead! Are you not dead? That would be super!

...Haha, just wanted to see how you're doing. PM me sometime if you just want to chat!

#142237 · 33w, 13h ago · · ·
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Yo Din, how are ya? Haven't seen hide or hair of you recently? What goes on in the magical world that is your realm? :twilightsmile:

#139939 · 33w, 2d ago · · ·
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lol, my name.

#137768 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>137419

Haven't read it yet, but I plan to. God knows I enjoy the tumblr, so I figure the fic adaptation can't be all that bad.

#137419 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thanks for clicking the gold star on Researcher Twilight! :twilightsmile: I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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So, in my last blog I let all you folk know that I was writing a story, and you know what? That was fine. The story was going great, I'm at about eight thousand words in the first chapter or two.

Then I discovered that AS had a prompt, and everything went down the shitter.

I figured it'd be a fun thing to try out. Write a short story, see how much my writing sucks, get a feel for the land, that sort of crap. It wasn't as if anything could possibly go wrong, aye?

Never ask a rhetorical question like that, because Murphy's Law will be all over you in ten seconds flat, and it will kick your ass in the most severe ways possible.

So, I started brainstorming for the prompt. It's a pretty simple thing, some shit about running through a forest and finding something. Anyways, I started with a scene. Scootaloo running through the Everfree Forest. Not very profound, right? So, I thought of things that could get the damn chicken running around willy nilly like a headless...uh...chicken.

Things got a bit bigger. I wasn't very worried, since there wasn't a set limit on words.

I finished brainstorming, looked it over, and you know what? I've got a full-sized multi-fucking-chapter fic on my hands right now, complete with Pinkamena, rape, and skeletons in the closet.

Bronymaster, go fall down an open sewer so I can laugh at you, because this sucks.

Two fics to write instead of one, and I've completely dropped any intent of doing this damn prompt.

Fuck my life. -__-;

In other news, I've been pulling the usual bullshit, running around and pissing people off with my reviews and whatnot. It's fun. Oh, and I have shitton of reviews I need to write.

Joy.

Stay dry, boys and girls.

Acidic Din · 79 views

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