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I'm secretly terrified of buttons. The clothing kind, not functional.


User ID: 17,719
Registered: 5th Mar 2012
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Don't mind that title! Someone totally went and put that there... yeah.

If your here, you probably heard of me from somewhere. If not, how the hell did you get to this page? Regardless, I'm happy you're here.

If you feel the need to say something about me being awesome, the comment section is to the lower-right.

If you feel the need to give death threats or whatnot, please click the conveniently located 'x' on the top-right hand corner of your screen. For Mac users, it's the red on the top-left.

If your the guys who keep sending me those GODDAMN ADS FOR EDIBLE SHOES, GO F**K YOURSELVES!

READ MY STORIES 'CUZ THEY'LL BLOW YOUR MIND TO SH*T!

PEACE! *drops mic and leaves stage*

Like... I don't want to do anything, but I feel like I need to do something. Nothing important, just... time-killing. But everything I come up with, my lack of interest or something else shoots down.

I'd read, but I've been doing that all day. I'd watch Doctor Who, but my iTunes keeps freezing up. I'd go back to writing, but my last update left me a mite bit exhausted. I don't feel like playing video games, and finishing any riff just mixes two different frustrations. I guess I just kinda feel like talking to the public right now.

You know what? Sure, I'll do that. Start some conversations below or something. What did you do today? Have any story ideas/recommendations? How's your grandmother/grandfather/brother/sister/mom/dad/son/daughter/boss/pet doing? Just some friendly talk. No arguments, no threats. Just some comfortable, informal conversation.

So, 'sup?

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#503381 · 2d, 13h ago · · ·
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Thank you for liking THE MACHINE!:pinkiehappy:

#501291 · 4d, 13m ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave on Princess Celestia. :pinkiehappy:

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Hey, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!:twilightsmile:

#499594 · 4d, 12h ago · · ·
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>>499574 XD Ah, I see

#499574 · 4d, 13h ago · · ·
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>>497928 Yard work, school, especially school, more yard work (we have a lot of property), some more school stuff, finding a job... Hell, I'm trying to type this during a class right now, 'cuz it's one of the only times where I can get on a computer.

#497928 · 5d, 10h ago · · ·
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Hey whats up? You haven't worked on the chapter in like 9 days man.

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Oh, hello again, thanks also for adding Captain Kirk, Equestrian! to your favorites! Updates coming soon to that one! :derpytongue2:

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#485124 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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thanks for the fav. Expect more chapters soon :pinkiehappy:

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