It took a while but, across the board for all of my stories, I now have 5,000 total story views!

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Yeah. Really. I don't know how I feel about this.

I've just been taking a very long break from the whole fanfiction scene. There will be a new chapter of The Wanderer's Wife coming out very soon, when I can get everything written up for chapter seven. For those of you watching me for my... other content, you'll have to wait for a bit longer as I get some stuff sorted. I have to prioritize, y'know?

The Wanderer's Wife, a story that I've spent a helluva lot of time on, and one that I sometimes bug a certain person (who shall remain nameless, but he's awesome, and probably the person who got me into writing fanfiction in the first place, to give you a clue) to read snippets of whilst I'm working on it, currently has 467 views at maximum for a chapter. It has been on this site for at least 5 months.

Mother's Don't Need Manuals, an ABDL fetish story that I wrote to try my hoof at something a little bit different from my norm, has 666 views. It has been on this site for less than 3 weeks. Lil' Baby Blank Flank, after being on this site for about 3 days, has gotten half as many.

Well fuck.

I should honestly feel happy that all stories have met with success, but I don't. I feel angry. Enraged even. Whilst I do like to write the stories that let me explore my bizarre (and quite frankly perverse) side, I really don't want to be an author that's recognized for just those types of stories. Rest assured I won't be stopping anytime soon, but please go and look at my EQD fanfic if you haven't already.

There. Rant over. Have a nice day.

Due to the current amount of effort that I will be placing on another story that I'm writing, and to an incoming uni assignment that must be done, I will be taking a brief hiatus with 'The Wanderer's Wife'. This does not mean that I am abandoning the story, only that it will be some time before the next chapter is released. I'm not sure how long, but maybe a month.

Just to let you know.

I'm about halfway through chapter four.

There. Update over.

Oh god help me. I have the exact scenes of my next chapter planned out, but I'm too damn lazy to write it. I require encouragement!

Yes, that's correct. For the first time in about 6 months, I've actually published a story. Go and read it. Now. RIGHT NOW.

Oh, and since I have like 7 hours a day where I'm doing absolutely nothing, I can pre-read for anyone if they need me at any time. The usual genre preferences still apply if you've just came from the 'People willing to proof read / edit' group.

I have recently received a lot of requests regarding proof reading and editing, often because of a previous blog post I have made. Since that last post was over two months old, I feel that it's necessary to provide an update.

I currently have some very important exams coming up, which I need to study hard for. As such, any story you send me will either be ignored completely if it's something not of my genre preference, or take a long time to edit. Either way, I'll happily take a look at something if it tickles my fancy but don't expect an immediate reply.

Since I'm feeling better about myself, I'm offering my help for anybody who asks for it. Just pm me and I'll get back to you, depending on how much work I have to do.

On another note, I have a few new story ideas floating around my head that I'd like to try out. One is a District 9 crossover, except the aliens are humans, and the humans are ponies. I don't know if it should be comedic or sad (maybe even a little dark). Think of it as a HinE parody of sorts. I need a few more ideas for this one, so if anyone wants to help and keep the creative juices flowing with ideas, I'd like to hear them.

The other two are Pinkie fics- one's a sad/comedy (she gets diabetes... funny, but a little sad at the same time), the other is a pure comedy (she ends up incandy land (somehow) and all the residents there are made of sweets. You can probably guess what happens from there). Again, any suggested ideas are welcome.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. I just don't have the energy to write. At all. At least for a viewing audience anyway. From now, I think I'll just write for myself, whenever I feel like it.