teaser · 6:18am
yea I know that I could just sit down and write my story from the beginning but that's too easy, so my friends enjoy the teaser from book 12 (E.E.O.W.) Ch. 2 (Why don't you just stay dead!!!)
"shit! shit! shit!" Werner says holding his spaz-12 with every attachment under the sun on it.
"Werner!" I shout "calm your damn tits."
"But the last time that we fought him we almost died!" he chokes out meekly
"I know and I'd die to save the ones I love, wouldn't you?" I ask.
the rest of elements of war nod their heads slowly until big mac busts out with his trademark "Eeyup".
"Alright then, I guess its time for me to give the cue to let everyone know that it is time to fuck some shit UP" I yell then charge into battle against the world snake eater.
A teaser 12 books in the making.
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