> HOLY BUCK I'M CELESTIA! > by Flutterbye4ever > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > This is AWESOME! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Smith. Emily Smith. Sorry, I just really wanted to say that. It's not even my real last name either, but what kind of idiot puts their real last name in a fanfic? Anyways, I'm a female homosapien, roughly seventeen years of age, have A.D.H.D., love My Little Pony, and live in America. Or at least, I used to. Anyways, getting ahead of my story. Okay, here goes. My attempt to set down in writing what is probably one of the most unbelievable things to actually happen to a human. * cue dramatic lighting * In a galaxy, far, far away, there lived a young human girl known by the name of Emily. A rather random but exceptionally bright person, she was an avid fan of a t.v. show called 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.' Although she had a very inventive mind, she would never have guessed the events that would unfold in the next few hours. Dundun dun dun.... * un-cue dramatic lighting * I sat on my bed studying my homework. Groaning in frustration, I attempted to figure out a math question. With most other subjects, I got all A's, but math was my nemesis. I was pretty sure that the problem I was on was asking me to add two plus two, and then claiming the answer was three. Maybe I was reading it wrong. I sighed and chewed my eraser. Giving up, I set the math book down on one of the few uncluttered portions of my head and turned my iPhone on. Scrolling through youtube, I found a video that claimed to have every single episode of My Little Pony. Grinning, I clicked on it. Sleep is for wimps. I closed my eyes to let the familiar theme song fill my ears... And opened them to a very different scene. I was in....some sort of large, white room with subtle gold and blue accents. The tastefully-placed furniture looked incredibly regal, and I immediately dropped my jaw in awe. Feeling something slightly...off about my jaw, I looked down. "HOLY BUCKING HORSEAPPLES!" I yelled in what I later learned was The Royal Canterlot Voice. Yep, you heard me right. Royal Canterlot Voice. Not only had I switched bodies with a pony in Equestria....I had switched bodies with Celestia herself. My mind kicked into overdrive considering the possibilities, then suddenly stopped. I. Was. Celestia. And it was AWESOME! "Sister, thou has yet to raise the sun." I heard a young, regal voice say from outside my door. "Also, why didst thou say...uh...'Holy Bucking Horseapples?' " I grinned widely and trotted over on my new hooves to the door, managing to only fall three times. I threw open the door. "Hi Princess Luna!" I yelled at the stunned alicorn in front of me. "Sister...art thou feeling well?" Luna said, obviously extremely confused. "YES!," I cried. "I'm Celestia! How could I NOT be feeling awesome?!" "Uh..." The blue alicorn was, for once, completely flabbergasted. Brushing past the Princess of the Night, I pranced down the wide corridor outside my room. "Yippee!," I shouted, bouncing slightly. As I pranced past two stunned royal guards, I had a sudden idea. Leaning down to the closest one, who was obviously trying very hard to keep his expressionless look, I whispered in his ear, "Do you like...bananas?" Judging from the guards shock, or rather lack of it, I supposed that Trollestia really didn't exist in the MLP universe. I sighed. Ah well, must move past the disappointments in life, aye, my dear chappie? Luna trotted over to me. "Celestia! I demand to know what is going on!" "Oh, that's easy. I'm not Celestia at all!" I said without thinking. I immediately regretted it as Luna's eyes lit up with fury. "WHAT?! WHAT ART THOU THAT THOU DAREST TO IMPERSONATE OUR BELOVED SISTER AND MAKE A MOCKERY OF HER?!" She yelled, her eyes literally blazing as her horn lit up. "Wait!," I cried, dodging a spell from her horn. "It's not like that! I didn't mean toooo!" "Yeah, right," Luna snorted, her horn still aglow. "And why should I believe thou?!" "Uh...good question. Honestly, I have no idea. I mean, I don't have any of her memories so far, so you couldn't ask me something that only she would know. Of course, it's quite possible that memories will surface later, but there's really no way to know. I wonder if she's in my body now or what, anyway? I mean, she's Celestia, so I don't think anything toooo bad will happen. Then again, she's from an entirely different culture, so there's plenty of room for things to go wrong. Huh, I wonder what she thinks of my room. Super messy, ya know. I just never can seem to clean it. I'm totally lazy at home, after all. I'm pretty hard-working at school, though. Wonder why? I dunno. Hey, wonder what will happen at school? Oh gosh I hope she doesn't fail any of MY classes! Then again, she's an immortal sun goddess, so she's extremely smart. But my world probably has some radically different teachings, I mean, for one thing, there's no magic! I wish there was, though. That would be so cool! Well, except for bad magic, but that would still be epic. Ooh, I wonder if with magic, Hogwarts would become real! That would be awesome! Well, except for Volde-" "GAAH! Alright, I believe you! Just SHUT UP!" Luna cried, pressing her hoofs to her ears. "Okie dokie Loki!" I grinned. ********************************* Even Goddesses need to take potty breaks, apparently, so I'll finish writing this down later. Toodles! Wait...did I seriously just say TOODLES?!