Friends in Equestria

by Assassindog117

First published

You and your friend Josh get sucked into equestria everything turns upside down

The average college student's life is pretty redundant.  Most things never change and if they do, it's usually for the worst.  Waiting for another day of college to end you and your buddy, Josh, experience a dream come true.
Now the question is... Why were you really chosen to be in Equestria?

Amateur HiE fic of mine. Every brony and pegasister dreams they can go to Equestria, so please don't be too harsh.

OC X Rainbow Dash and luna

Special thanks to RainbowDash314 and Hydra for letting me use their Oc's in this story.
Editor: Hydra/TYRO Guild

I don't own my little pony (obviously) and don't have copyright ownership of the tech. mentioned in this story.

Hydra's word's of wisdom: Haters gonna hate, so let the insanity of mine take the reins!

The Moving Day

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You and your friend Josh are looking forward to another boring science lecture when a strange teacher walks into the lecture hall. The odd navy shoes and the flowing cobalt hair make you do a double take as you notice Josh doing the same. Your confusion continues to grow as you notice a smaller girl following close behind. Seeing the familiar streaks of pink and violet in her purple hair, you pull Josh into a huddle.

"Are those two..?"

"Looks like it...", Josh answered, "...but why would there be MLP cosplayers today!? The convention isn't in town until the 14th... right?"

Giving a nod, you lifted your head as you noticed the Twilight look-alike, waving the two of you over. The horn on her head glowed slight purple as she levitated a large book in front of her.

"What the?", Josh said as we got out of our seats.

Having read enough HiE fics, you quickly deduced what was to come. What you didn't expect was having the rest of the class frozen in place.

It wasn't the usual 'what's going on' kind of frozen but more of a time stop. Passing a paper airplane someone had thrown, you gave it a push and noticed how solid it seemed. Keeping your eyes on it as you walked past, Josh elbowed you in the ribs to get your attention.

Turning to see the fuss, you smiled sheepishly as you noticed the Luna look-alike staring at the you with a raised eyebrow.

"You guys probably know who we are...", she finally said after ensuring she had their attention. "...and in case you didn't notice. This gathering of your kind has been frozen."

"So... are you really ponies in human form?" you say before humanized Luna gives a nod. "Then what are you doing here?"

"We are here to bring you to our world", humanized Twilight answered.

"Ok we're just supposed to go with you girls without any explanation", Josh retorted.

You facepalmed after hearing Josh. Two ponies from Equestria offer to take you with them and your questioning them?, was the first thought that came to mind.

"Yes, because you both know you don't truly belong here" Luna said giving him a questioning stare.

"Would we be able to grab some things first." you blurted out, hoping to stop this train wreck before Josh made it worse.

Getting a nod from the lunar princess, you jogged out of the lecture hall with Josh close behind. Getting to your shared dorm room, the two of you quickly pack a few things. Being the sensible one you put on a sweater while placing your iPod and Xbox 360, with a few games, in a backpack. Turning around, you narrowed your eyes when you saw Josh carefully packing 'My Little Pony' memorabilia in his bag.

"Seriously...", you said as he zipped up the luggage.

Before he could reply, the two humanized ponies walked through the open doorway. Twilight glanced around the messy room with curiosity while Luna approached you and Josh.

"Are you finished?" she asked with an annoyed look.

"Yes!" you and Josh answered simultaneously.

All three of the group turned as a slight thump was heard. Twilight gave a sheepish grin as she placed the old pizza box back on the counter. Giving a light cough, she then opened the large book she carried to a tagged page.

"You might want to hold your breath. You won't be able to breathe during teleportation." Twilight explained as her and Luna's horn glowed.

"Let's go!" you shouted excitedly as a portal opened.

Looking through, you noticed the familiar throne room of the celestial princesses. As you and Josh enter, you remember to hold your breath before face planting on the tiled floor.

"Ow!" is the first thing to leave your lips as you try to get on your feet. Slipping once again, you finally decide to lay there as you take a look around. "Hey Josh! Where are you?" you say before spotting a light gray unicorn sporting a white mane with red streaks.

"I'm here." the unicorn said as it struggled to it's hooves. "Crap that hurt!" he exclaimed as he rubbed his muzzle against his shoulder.

"Dude! You're a unicorn!" you exclaim as you try to mimic Josh's standing technique. "That's awesome, what am I?"

"You're a pegasus!" he said as you look to see your wings folded to your side.

With a whoosh of air, they fly open. You try not to notice Josh's muffled laughter as you admire your new light blue coat and jet black mane with red tips in one of the gleaming floor tiles.

"Did you just... pop a wingboner." Josh said before falling to the tiles and laughing hysterically.

"At least I know my wings work." you retort fiercely as the two mares walked between the two of you.

"Now that you're here, lets get down to business. If you're going to stay, you'll have to follow Equestrian law", Twilight said.

As Twilight keeps talking, you attempt walking and succeed a few steps until you face plant again. Josh simply laughs louder at your fail. Your glared at him as you managed to crawl over and give him a smack.

"Hey! What was that for?" Josh said as he got up and rubbed the bump on his head.

"For laughing at me." you answered from the floor.

"...Are you guys even listening to me!" Twilight interrupted with a scowl.

"Twilight... I think we can handle this. I can borrow a book on Equestrian law if it becomes that bad" you say in a suave voice as the unicorn's face reddens.

"Okay then. I'll take my leave." Twilight said as you notice Josh's nose bleeding.

Thinking you'd busted it, you quickly swallow your sympathy after seeing Josh's intent gaze on the mare's flank

"Dude, you're a bucking creep." you say, snapping him out of his stare before managing to stand up again.

"Oh crap! Was it really that obvious?" Josh said as he blushed a deep scarlet.

Seeing him blush like that makes you want to laugh again, but you quickly notice Luna's disapproving stare. Flashing her a sheepish smile, she replies with a huff before exiting the chamber. Bonking Josh again, you finally notice you weren't the only ponies left in the room. Standing by one of the pillars was a white unicorn, fully clad in purple armor.

"Sorry about my friend here, he tends to do stupid things. Could you tell us where we need to go?" you say, pointing to Josh as he rubs the bumps on his head.

"You two are suppose to go with my sister to Ponyville" he answered while walking over with an oddly innocent smile. "My name is Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle is my sister...", Josh gulped slightly as you sensed anger behind the happy facade. "...and if anything were to happen to her, terrible things could happen."

"We understand completely." you quickly answer as you try to get your ipod out of the luggage. After fumbling with the pull tab for a few minutes, you finally give up and quickly think of another approach. "Could you open this for me Shining?", you finally ask the stallion.

As a glow surrounded his horn, a similar glow covered the pull tab as the zipper was opened. Pointing out the ipod and headset, Shining floated them out of the luggage before zipping it back up.

"Now what is this?" Shining asked as he levitated the mp4 for a better look.

"It's called an ipod and it let's me listen to music" you explain while scrolling through the music to a song labelled, "blame it on the pop".

"But it's just a rectangular box?" he said before you put on the music. (Music in author notes.)

While the song plays, you manage to guide the ipod into your sweater pocket before the stallion's magic disperses. All three of you jolted when the door suddenly swung open. Standing in the doorway was a disgruntled Twilight, wearing a heavy saddle bag full of books and parchment.

"Are you guys re-" she said before giving the you and the other two stallions a confused look.

Getting closer, she glanced around before finally using her magic to float the ipod out of your sweater.

"Hey Twilight are you ready to go " you ask as she examines the ipod like it needed to be dissected.

"Yeah... What is this though?" she said pointing to the ipod.

"I will tell you when we get to Ponyville." you say, snatching the ipod out of the air and shoving it in your pocket again.

Grabbing your bag with your teeth, you're followed closely by Josh as he remains by Twilight's side.

"Shall we?" Josh said with a surprisingly good bow.

"Okay.. Bye Shiny I'm going home." she said while waving to her brother and walking out the door.

Welcome to Ponyville part 1

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As Twilight escorted you and Josh out the door, you attempt to move your new appendages. So far the only results were the wings opening in a lopsided position, or the wings made a 'pomf' noise as they quickly extended to full length. It didn't take to many of thesebefore Josh to start chuckling under his breathe.

"Excited much?" he asked with a smirk.

“I'm just trying to get them to work." you say, giving him a sour look.

Debating about giving Josh another smack, one of your wings extended as you passed him, brushing under his nose. His face scrunched up as he tried to hold back the sneeze, but it wasn’t enough.

“Achoo!” he sneezed, sparks flying from his horn.

"How the hell did I do that?" You exclaimed, ignoring Josh as you looked at the partially raised wing.

"I don't know. Pretty annoying though...” Josh said, his smug grin replaced with a mix of confusion and agitation.

"Gentlecolts!”, Twilight said rather loudly, “we’ll miss the train if this continues. You’ll learn how to use your abilities soon.”

“Coming!” the two of you answered, hurrying to keep up.

Following the purple mare, your mind slowly wandered.

'Yes I am going to fly in no time.' you thought happily, ‘squee’ing on the inside.
You just want to impress Rainbow. your mind retorted
‘No! I want to fly like a pegasus!’
Or learn how to buck one
‘Fuck you brain! Why did you come out of your shell now?!’
Because I want you off guard.
'What-?”, you started to say before crashing into a metal pole and falling on your flank.

"Damn!" you exclaim, struggling to get up again.

"Wow! That looked painful.” Josh said while lending a hoof. “Lost in thought?" John whispered discreetly, nodding towards the oblivious Twilight with a smirk.

"Get your mind out of the gutter...” you respond, bonking Josh on the head.

After walking for a while longer, the three of you finally make your way to the train station. Following Twilight’s lead, the three of you make a stop at the ticket booth. Sliding the required bits to the conductor, he trades them for three passes. Unable to pick them up, Twilight kept hold of the tickets as you enter the brightly coloured cabin.

Finding a comfortable seat, you collapsed onto the padded seat. Even as the conductor made their last call for boarding, you felt your eyelids growing heavy from exhaustion. Deciding not to fight it, you drifted into slumber listening to the sounds of the busy station and Twilight conversing with Josh about something.


Flying through the clouds easily, you glanced down at your fellow flier. Flying upside down, the rainbow-maned pegasus gave you a sultry look. Returning the look, you dived at her like a predatory bird. Knocked into a controlled spin, the two of you stared into each others eyes before she leaned close to your ear.

"Wake up! We're here dumbass!" she shouted into your ear.


With a stunned Josh in tow, you escorted the purple unicorn off the train car.

"So I'm guessing this is..." you said, glancing around.

"Exactly what you'd expect. Welcome to Ponyville!" Twilight exclaimed cheerfully.

"Wow!... what happened?" Josh asked as he rubbed his sore head.

"Do I need to remind you?", was the tense answer he received.

"Now that this is done can we g--", you started to ask Twilight. The small purple and green dragon slamming into your leg, with bag and letter in claw, was enough to loss your train of thought.

"Sorry bro!" he said before turning excitedly to your guide. "Twilight! You got a package from the princess!..Who are these guys", Spike asked while pointing at you and Josh.

Caught off-guard, you struggled to think of a good pony name.


'Dammit brain. You can think of a name, come on!'
How about Blitzkrieg?
'I can be a bucking genius sometimes.'


"My name is Blitzkrieg." you answered, feeling content with the name.

"And I'm Red Daze." Josh said, extending a hoof to Spike, "good to meetcha!"

"Interesting names", Spike said, brohoofing Josh.

Leaving them to their shenanigans, you took the opportunity to peek over Twilight's shoulder.

"Twilight... what does the letter say?" you ask before she pushes the cloth bag into your grasp.

"It says; my faithful student, Twilight. I'm happy to hear of your safe return to Equestria. Enclosed are enough bits for your guests to get settled into Ponyville. Your mentor, Princess Celestia." she said as you inspect the bag.

Placing the bag in your pocket, you watched Twilight walk off. Motioning for the you to follow, you grabbed hold of Josh before following her to Celestia knows where.

Along the way, Spike yawned as he started to slow. Twilight must have noticed as he was levitated with her magic. As she started to place him on her back, you gave her a small bump. She gave a quizzical look before you turned to the floating dragon.

"Hey Spike, want a pony-back ride?" you ask the young dragon.

"If your offering." he answered sleepily as Twilight carefully placed him on your back. Finding a comfy spot behind you neck, he grabbed hold of your mane before asking, "so how do you guys know Twi?"

"I'd prefer not to talk about it", you said. The only answer you received was silence.

Apparently your back was more comfortable then you'd thought, as you felt the dragon snore into your mane. Hearing a giggle, you turned to see Twilight and Josh looking at the spectacle. Feeling a blush, you tried to ignore them as your destination came into view.

The townhall towered over the three of you as Twilight opened the door and beckoned you in. Closing the door softly, she then guided the two of you over to a large wooden desk. Carved into the wood were the words 'Ponyville Realty' along with pictures of various houses you'd seen in the show. Noticing a door open behind it, you looked up to see a professionally dressed earth mare, her mane held in a neat bun and a shiny name tag on her suit.

"Sorry for the wait, Ms. Sparkle and sirs. My name is White Collar. How may I help you today?" she said with a smile that would've put most human secretaries to shame.

"Hello again Ms. Collar. Are the two houses prepared for these gentlecolts?" Twilight asked as you pulled out the bag of bits and set it on the table.

"Indeed they are, we simply need the deed signed and payment." she answered, placing two parchments on the desk with a small dish of ink.

While White counted the bag's contents with practiced ease, you and Josh inspected the pictures of your future homes. Looking at you house, you felt rather lucky to be a pegasus. It seemed like a similar build to Rainbow Dash's house, only with an extended stripe you assumed was for landings. Meanwhile, Josh's house was one of the generic two-story houses most of the background character's lived in. Hearing the clinking of coins, you looked up as White Collar returned the remaining bits.

"If I could get you to stamp, here, here and here, sirs." she asked, pushing the ink forward while pointing at large squares on each parchment.

Although it seemed a bit messy, you and Josh managed to put your hoof prints on the parchments before White Collar quickly rolled them up.

"Thank-you for your purchases...", she said while putting the parchments away,"... hope your transition into the Ponyville community goes smoothly."

"Now that everythings in order, lets continue." Twilight said.

"Kay!'", you answered while extending a hoof of thanks to the secretarial mare, "And thanks for the help Mrs. Collar. If you'd like, you can call me Blitz and my pal Red." you said, nodding to the waving grey unicorn.

"Then feel free to call me White." she replied, shaking the extended hoof. "Hope we'll meet again."

Happy to have made a new friend already, and a mare at that, you practically hopped out the door, before a disgruntled mumble form your back made you remember the sleeping passenger. Slowing to a quick walk, you followed behind Twilight as she guided you through town. Along the way, you noticed plenty of strange looks from the local ponies. Something told you not many tourists appeared in Ponyville, or they found it strange that Celestia's student was guiding two unfamiliar stallions around.

The staring became less noticeable as your little herd made their way to the outskirts of Ponyville. Judging from the amount of trees bearing familiar red fruit, and the barn Twilight was leading you to, you had a pretty good guess where the four of you were headed next. Josh apparently hadn't been paying too much attention to his surroundings as he suddenly gasped.

"When did we get to Sweet Apple Acres!?" he exclaimed loud enough to turn the heads of the familiar two ponies working the orchard.

"Well now..." Applejack said, grunting as she bucked another apple tree with Big Mac. "...if it isn't Twi'! " taking a break from work, she trotted over with a glance at me and Josh.

"And a big howdy-do to the two spry stallions." she said before turning to an unharvested tree. "Hey Rainbow! Come meet the ponies Twilight was talkin about."

The branches rustled abit before the rainbow maned pegasus hovered out of the tree. As if by reflex, your wings opened slightly and rolled spike off your back.

"Damit!... Umm, I gotta go." you said sheepishly after the embarrassing display. Taking a few steps back, you turned to walk away but Rainbow Dash simply hovered beside you.

"That's kinda rude to fly off before introducing yourself." she said while your wings remained open.

"I can't fly, was just going to...." you said before she froze in shock, her mouth slightly ajar. "...are you alright?"

"I think you just broke your wai-" Josh said before you shut him up with a dangerous glare.

Trying to push down the extended wings, you tried to hide them as you and Josh introduced yourselves to the gathered ponies. Rainbow still looked shocked as she tried to examine your wings.

"What do you mean you can't fly! Even if you're one of Twilight egghead experiments, no offence...", she said to Twilight before returning her attention to you. "... most pegasi can at least hover. Move your hoof so I can get a better look." she said, either not noticing the wingboner or not understanding what it was.

"Could you leave them be?" you ask, starting to get embarassed with the attantion.

"Hey ponies!" Pinkie pie interrupted as she seemed to appear from thin air.

Apparently it'd surprised Dash quite a bit as she painfully grasped your neck. Time seemed to slow as you felt your face go red and your wings making an obvious snapping noise as they opened fully. Twilight and Rainbow both blushed after seeing the wings, while the other two earth mares just looked confused. Josh, meanwhile, rolled on the ground while laughing at your expense.

"Would you please let go..." you said awkwardly to the blushing pegasus mare.

"Sorry... Pinkie startled me..." she responded in kind, quickly untangling herself from your neck.

"Uh. This is a bit akward. Would you be able to teach me to fly?" you ask Rainbow, trying to avoid eye contact.

"Maybe tomorrow. Around 10." she answered quickly.

"I'll be there", you respond.

"I've never seen you two before, do you like apples!?" Pinkie asked Josh before joining his laughing fit.

"Pinkie Pie, you are so random!" you exclaimed, hoping to change the subject as Dash glanced at you.

"I was about to say the same thing!" Rainbow responded.

"That's awesome Dashie!" you answered, reflexly using the nickname most of the brony fandom used.

"What did you just say?" she replied with a quizzical look.

"Oh! Just a nickname I thought of, sorry if you don't like it." you answered sheepishly, before getting a surprising response.

"No. I like it." it was her turn to glance to the side with a cute blush.

The first thing that came to mind in response was, d'aww, but Twilight killed the mood when she cleared her throat.

"If the two of you are done, I suggest we continue." Twilight said as Josh recovered from his fit and got to his hooves.

"Just give him 30 seconds." Josh hinted, only to get confused looks from the four mares.

"Wow Red... thanks....", you said in a strained voice before turning to your favorite pony. "...Well, I guess it's time to continue the tour of Ponyville."

"Can I come?" Rainbow asked as she continued to blush and rub one of her hooves over her front legs.

Hey Blitzkreig, guess what~?
'What'?
I think you're getting laid tonight.
'Fuck you! We just meet'
You stud.
'Fuck off! You're worse then Josh'

"Sure Dash come on" you say as you tried to ignore the voice in your head.

Giving a farewell to the rest of the ponies; you, Josh, Twilight, Spike and Dashie, set off to finish the tour.


When Pinkie's new and old friends made it over the hill, she suddenly let out a gasp.

"Now I get it! His wings represent his...'teehee'." giggling to herself, the party pony set of for more adventures.

Welcome to Ponyville part 2

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As you,dash,twilight,john and spike walk away from sweet apple acers and back in town when you look around you notice a peagus flying towards you guys.
"To rainbow " the peguses said looking at her "I want a rematch"
The peguses said as you look at you notice he has a sand colored coat and jet black mane.
"Dust we have to rescedual" dash said witch put him a little sad.
"Ok but probable tommorow" dust said looking at you."and you are"he said with confusion.
"I'm blitzkrieg and this is my friend red daze" you said flashing a smile.
"I'm dust stormdude I will probably see you guys around "he said as he flown off some were.
As you guys you continue your tour you catch your self looking at dash as she walks and you think you staird to long and got a nose bleed.
'Wow she is hot'
'Ye-wait fuck off we still just meet' you yell in your head
'Dude just go for it '
'Fuck you'
As you came back from thought you found your self geting stared at by dash.
"Sorry I was trapped in thought" you said but dash still looking at you but a blush present on her face.
As she walks towards you you grow a deeper blush as she gets up to your face.
"You really shouldn't stare you know that" she said as she starts laughing from your face blushing.
"Yea sorry" you said looking down a little sorry.
"Hey blitz rainbow how about you two go on a tour of town me and red are going to the library to do some work" twilight said as she and john went a different direction.
"Wow they know how to leave ponys alone" rainbow said with you and her snikering.
As the both of you walk down the street you remember your ipod in your pocket as you pull it out you see rainbows curiosity getting control of her. As you turn it on you scroll to your music and play money by mystery skulls (you know the song is next now) as it plays the rainbow is shocked by it.
"What is that" rainbow exclaimed as she looked at you with a questioning look.
"It is my mp3 it plays music watch" you said as the song starts.(in authors note)
"That's awsome" she exclaims.
"Ok you think that is awsome the only thing awsome hear is you" you say making her blush.
"Thanks" she says looking away.
As you both continue walking you both find your self at a carosel looking building as you both enter and there is a small ding noise. As you look around you see dress that look amazing and suits in various colors.
"Hello rainbow and" rarity said breaking you train of thought.
"Oh hello I'm blitzkrieg it is nice to meet you I'm new in town and rainbow is taking me on a tour" you said and she noddes.
"It is a pleasure to meet you but I have work to do" she said and you nod.
"I understand you have work we will catch up " you said waving good by and leaving.
"Do you like her" rainbow said looking at you.
"Yea but not like like her" you said looking at her and giving her a honest face.
"Ok good" she said wiping her head.
"What was that dashie" you said looking at her.
"Nothing" she answers quickly trying to hide a blush."let's keep going" she says walking forward.
As you follow her you both find your self at the edge of the everfree forest where a cottage is. As you inspect it you see many animals running around but on animal catches your eye it was a small wolf pup. It had a electric blue coate with yellow lightning bolts laying down looking sad. As rainbow walks to the front door of the cottage you walk close to the wolf pup. As the pup sees you it slowly walks up to you it had a curious look on its face. As you got close you moved your hoof closer as you did it moved its snout closer until it started sniffing your hoof. As it got used to you it sat down and you did the same thing.
"Um hello" you hear a soft voice say from behind you. As you turn around you see a buterscotch peguses with long pink mane.
"Hi do you know who this fellas owner is" you said pointing to the pup.
"No he was just hear one day" she said looking at the pup.
"What's his name" you ask as she has a worried look " it has no name does it" you ask and she shakes her head. As you look at the pup you give it a warm smile"well I'm going to name it" you said going up to it.
The wolf hears this its tail and stands up looking excited.
"Really you are going to name it " fluttrshy said looking at you excitedly.
"Yep now what should your name be" you say holding your chin.
'It is a electric looking wolf name it ' your mind said
I'm trying um its blue lightining and looks awsome
'Blue thunder'
Thanks
"How about blue thunder" you say as the pup barks and its tail wagging.
"Do you want to keep him he seems to like you a lot" fluttershy said as you turned and nodded.
As you did the wolf pup bounced on your back and nuzeld in your mane.
"It is awsome and adorable I will like it" you said smiling.
As you got introducing watch other you and dash leave as you notice your new home in the sky.
"Hey blue wake up its your new home" you said wakeing up blue.
"How do I get up" you said facehoofing.
"Well you cant so you have to stay with twilight or red until you can fly" rainbow said looking up and you nod.
"Ok were to next" you say looking at her.
"Next is sugar cube corner" she said flashing a smile back.
Going down the street you see a a building that looked like a ginger bread house. As you look at the building you notice john and twilight walking there.
"Hey guys" you yell as they turn around.
"Hey rainbow hey blitz is what's that" john Said pointing at your new pet.
"It's a long story" you say walking to them. As twilight opens the door you and josh go inside the lights flash on and everypony screams 'surprise'.
As you and john jump back a bite from the surprise you didn't notice that john has fallen on his head and got hit into uncounsiusnes and you fall on your back laughing.
"Hey guys how are you gu-" pinkie was cut off by pinkie seeing john uncouciose.
"He is going to be fine he got up in two minutes tops last time" you said laughing a little but being cut off by seeing the wolf pup looking scared by every pony starring at him."here blue" you said s the pup quickly ran up to you and jumping on your nap shivering.
"Awww" is what you heard when you noticed every pony was staring at you.
"Hey blitz get your friend up its time to party" a wight pony with purple glasses said behind a DJ table.
"You got it scratch" you yell getting up but instead of walking to john you go towards twilight.
"Hey twilight I got an idea to wake up red"you wisperd to twilight as she nodes"I need you to" you whisper other rest into her ear as she grows a blush and walked two reds john.
"What did you tell her" rainbow said coming up behind you.
"You will find out dashie" you said as she grew a little blush and nodded.
As you look back at twilight you see her going up to john and kissing him as his eyes shot open and him growing a blushe breaking the color spectrum.
"Mmmhp" is the only thing that was hear from john before twilight broke the kiss.
"What was that bro" you said as john looked at you.
"Best day ever" he said as he grew a blush with twilight and you rolling your eyes.
"Good for you dude and it is a good day"
"Why isn't it your best day" pinkie said looking at you a little sad.
"Oh I got this" rainbow said going up to you
"What are you do-" you were cut off by dash pressing her lips against yours and your wings opening up to its full length.
The sensation was static like a full pleasure filled your body with emotions that your mind can't comprehend like a test that no one new about until the beggining of class.
As the kiss ended you were shocked and your mouth was stuck with a stupid grin.
"Yo blitz how was your day now" john asked as you looked at rainbow
"Bucking awsom" you said as rainbow grew a blush and the party started.
As you look around you see rainbow giggling with what looked like raindrops and what looked like applejack and you divide to let her talk with her friends as you walk towards the counter were there was some cider and sweets.
"Hey blitz" you heard a feminine voice said as you look behind you to see vinyle.
"Hey what's up"
"I saw what you and rainbow did over there I wish I started like that with tavi" she said as you looked at her with a surprised look. "Yes yes I like mares and you have a lucky one she is hot" you couldn't believe what she was saying and a blush on your face.
"Yea and beutiful talented"
"Don't forget" rainbow said going next to you.
"That would be"
"Awesome" she said
"Yes but get know me better then we go on a date and you still need to learn more about me" you said as she Hughes you.
"Yes and we still have to party" you said as she breaks the hug"hey do you know were twilight is I need to ask her a question" you ask rainbow.
"Yes she is with red daze at the library she said learning some magic" rainbow said with a little grin.
"I think it is to early for that" you said as you notice that vinyle was gone and was back at the DJ table.
"Well I guess it is time to party" you said as you and dash go back to the party.
After the party you walk to johns house with a sleeping blue thunder on your back. As you atempt to open the door you forget you can't open the door with hooves. When you finally open the door you notice that all your luggage is inside and you don't bother to unpack because you were so tiers and it isn't your house.
As you walk to the couch you pass out from the comfort of the couch but before you could john burst into the door with books about how to do magic.
"Holly crap dude that is a shit load of books" you exclaim looking at the books.
"It's homework" he said dropping the books on the ground waking up blue."there was also this stallion that was looking at some magic books it was weird" john said airing down.
"Really what did he look like" you ask
"Well he was a grey earth pony with what looked like a energy ball" he said as your reaction to the situation
"Great we have a possible bad guy now and I still have questions that need to be answered to more I am going to see twilight" you said but forgetting something"oh but after flying training" you said falling a sleep.

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Well guys you should know my story isn't going to have clop but the mature setting is staying due to language and sexual content and music so that is the heads up and also you should know that i added luna for reasons that will happen later in the story so check out the next chapter when I finish sssssssseeeeeeyyyyyaaaa

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As you woke up it felt like a regular-"AAAAHHH ZOMPONY"
Is all you heard as you rushed to your hooves but as you got up you noticed you got hands again and you looked like the nerdy guy from black ops zombies but you still had your pony body.
"Hell Yea I'm a anthro pony" you heard john scream from up stairs to his home.
As he ran down he was wearing clothes like a biker.
"Well I don't know what is happening but it is cool" you said as you looked around the room to find of the windows were boarded and twilight and rainbow were "wait rainbow twilight" you said as john looked at the passed out mares.
"Hey man looky what I got" you heard john say as he had four magnums.
"Shoot one at the celling" you said as john obliged and shot the celling waking up the two mares.
"Wait were am I " rainbow said looking around and seeing you and john and throwing a bullet casing at your face.
"Dam it rainbow its blitz and red" you said as it success fully calmed her down.
"Ok now that that's over with what in celestia is happening" twilight said having a worried face.
"You are in a game my dear twilight and friends" a voice said as you all turned at what looked like a television to see a black stallion with blood shot eyes" my name is red death and welcome to zombies he said as john and you looked at each other.
"Rainbow twilight grab those" you said pointing at the weapons"now for you while they are not listening who the fuck are you not you in this world but earth" you said seeing a shocked expression on the stallions face.
"My name is really Adam and got stuck hear two years ago when in a car crash and found myself hear I didn't know what to do and this stallion found me and taught me how to live hear and he said 'find a way to kill the evil ones and I can be free' and her is my plan" he said as you got a worried expression.
"Who are the evil ones"
"The rulers of equestrian" he said as the girls gasped.
"Ok dude just stop this and we can help you get back what is the name of the pony who raised you" you asked as the stallion looked happy.
"My master somber" and with that you got angry.
"You don't know what your doing he is a monster he tried to enslave millions and if you are going to try and kill them we will stop you" you said as the stallion looked sad.
"I can't stop it just save the princess just let me help" he said as you nodded as he teleported into the room wearing a suit and tie.
"Ok every pony let's go save the work" you said as you grabbed the magnum and kicked the front door. Open to see five zombies.
"Red,death late take car of this" you said as all three of you shot them sending the over to there death.
"Yo death you can be the grim reaper" you said as he grew a smile.
"Girls your able to come out now" you said as john snickerd
"Got it" the both came out and seeing the zomponies on the ground dead.
"What in Taurus happened hear" rainbow said as she looked at you three holding the steaming weapons.
"Sorry let's go and girls shield-blitz watch out" before you could finish rainbow shot a zombie that was about to kill you.
"Dayum" you said as rainbow dropped the weapon and started crying.
"Rainbow its ok just relax"you said crossing her mane and her crying into you shoulder.
"I just ended a ponys -snif- life -snif- and almost lost yours" she said as you gave the pistol to death and picked up dash."let's go I can't take this anymore I already know there is to much death" you said as you all started walking to the train.
As you all walked down the streets of what used to be ponyville you saw all the destruction there were ponys on roofs holding there kids.
"This is a disaster why did I do this this is all my fault" death said
"Dude this isn't your fault its sombers after this we will find him" red said and you hooded in agreement.
-bam- an discrete shotgun blast was heard as you looked around for the source.
"Twilight teleport to the train we are going to see were that came from" you said as she nodded and they were both gone.
"Ok blow some stifs"
"Dude check your wording" you said to john as death bust out laughing.
"Try something cool" death sail in between laughs.
"Ok how about-"
"No you alredy messed it up let's just go" you said as you all ran down the street.

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BANG
Another shot gun sound filled the sound in your ears as you all ran down the road.
"Hey any pony out their" john yelled as he looked around.
"Yo Red is that you help" you all heard spike as he is sitting on a roof of a house with the cmc,rarity, and the rest of ponyville resedents.
"We are hear just hold on just answer this who is the pony with the bomb stick!" You yelled as they pointed at a green stallion with lemon mane and brown eyes.
"I'm the one with shotgun now help assholes!" He yelled as you all climed up the building." Are you gona help or are you going to pick up flowers" he yelled again blasting another zombies head off.
As you were about to answer Death punched him in the face.
"You fucking idiot there are children hear and you think its a good idea to shot when there are colts and fillies around" he said as the stallion held his cheek.
"Yea asshole you could have killed some pony" john said as the stallion got up.
"There isn't a time for sudelty we would die" the stallion was about to punch death but you grabbing his hand and twisting his arm behind his back.
"You say there is no time for sudelty when you are about to start violence and if you try something like that" you said grabbing the revolver and pressing it to the back of his head "I will stop you my self before you get the chance to now tell me were are you really from and tell me the truth" you said as he started to nod his head vigerosly.
"I'll tell you I'll tell you but some were where no pony will hear please" he said spicificly looking at a mare with black mane and tan fur and yellow eyes holding a foal with Greg fur yellow mane and green eyes.
"Ok but if you try something I will not hesitate" you said as you walked to a corner before turning to the made and foal."now if you are ok you husband knows that you know he isn't from this world and he isn't the only one and just be calm we will be ok" you whispered to the mare and going to your friends.
"Ok now tell use" john said as the stallion nodded.
"My name is Blake I was born in Brazil but moved to Florida when I was twelve later on in the years I found this show called my Little Pony and became a fan on day I went to a barony con with my girlfriend when we were in the plane it crashed and we" Death stopped him.
"I know how you feel but I died alone and this two were brought hear we all are from earth and we need your help" he said as he looked at all of use and we nodded.
"Ok but tho use two (pointing at rarity and apple jack) said four of there friends are gone we have to find them" he said as you all nodded.
"HELP" every pony hearted two blood filled screamed.
"Ok we found them let go" john said as he looked over the edge to see a ton of zombies "we arenot leaving this way"
"Ok let's go to the back way let's go"you said as you looked at the back way to see nothing.
As you all jumped down you guys bust into a full blown sprint into the hell that is now ponyville.
----Pinkie and Fluttershys view----
"HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPP" Pinkie and Flutter Shy screammed as the zombies pounded on the door of sugar cube corner.
As they moved to the corner of sugar cube corner (weird huh going into a corner of sugar cube corner that's weird).
"Pinkie if I die I want you to know I lo-"
"The word the skull gods GO TO THE PITS OF HELL" is all was heard as loud bangs and a explosion was heard.
"Pinkie, Flutter Shy are you in there" a voice said as the door was pushed open to see four stallions holding five smoking iron rods.
---- back to your view----
As we continued running down the road another blood kertiling scream was heard coming from sugar cube corner that was sprounded by at least twenty zombies.
"Ok guys this is how we are going to-"
"By the words of the skull gods GO TO THE PITS OF HELL" Red and Death yelled in unusion as they started blasting the zombies and soon the you all are blasting them.
As soon as they were all gone you all rushed to the door.
"Pinkie, Flutter Shy are you in there" you said as you open the door to see them cowering in the corner.
"Hey Flutters sup Pinks we are hear to help its Blitz and Red we are hear to help ok" you said as they nodded "Ok come on" you said as you gave red the pistol and helped pinkie up and try to help flutter shy but to only her falling down again. As you try again she finally gets up but dosn't move.
"Come on shy you can walk come on" Red said as she nodded and started walking.
As you all walked down the road to were every pony else was you dropped off the girls and you, John and Death went to the train.
As you three got to the train you see that the train was started smoking and about to leave station and you all ran. When the train was about to go you there jump on to the train and you were all off to Canterlot to stop all of this madness.
As you all entered the train twilight was breathing hard and rainbow was standing there trying to calm her down.
"What happen to her" you said as rainbow turned to you and twilight looking at john and take long you guys.
"Your ok oh my celestia your ok" rainbow said as she hugged you tighter.
"Were ok-chock- can't breath" you said as you you tried to talk and letting go.
"Ok we can get the mushie stuff later right now let's stop this bull shit" you said getting up o lay to see john and twilight making out. "Oy you two this is not the time you two" you said as they broke the kiss then getting up.
"I don't think k you will be gettig off this stop" a giant lumbering voice said as fire came from the ground a giant armored zombie came out of the ground."ggggaaaahhhh" the zombie roared as it ran twords us shacking the train car.
As you looked at your team the only word that came out your mouths.
"....Fuck...."

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As Brutus started to his run to use only one thing is noticed he moves slow.
"I thought he would be faster" death said as he went behind you.
"Twilight do you have any strength spells on you" you ask as you look at the mare that is scared as shit.
"Yes but if I cast it on him it would make him oh you want the spell cast on you NO THAT WILL KILL YOU" she screamed as you look at the advancing brute.
"Do you have any other ideas"
"No but you can die" she said as rainbow started to tear up.
"Rainbow stay strong and john death hold her back" you said as rainbow was about to stop you but getting held back by the two"do it twilight" you said as she the spell blasted into you.
"NNNNOOO" rainbow screamed as your body smashed against the floor of the train.
-----Third Ponys View----
As blitz raised to his feet his eyes were glowing red and his his coat changed to dark gray.
"B-blitz" rainbow stammered as blitz raised to his hooves.
"Every one out this is about to get messy" blitz said as he stareted walking towards the giant zombie.
"Yo blitz don't die on use" red daze yelled as the three of them left the cart.
As they both started walking to each other they both started gaining speed as and with a swift movement blitz was already one foot away from the zombie.
As he blitz raised his fist the zombie raised his baton and winging down making contact with blitz skull and snapping in half without pain and blitz making contact with the zombies helmet making a audibal gong noise and a scream of pain coming from the zombie.
As he did blitz took out his magnum and blasting the zombies head killing it and sending it into a pit of flames.
"Go to hell" blitz said as he fell on the floor with a audible thump.
--- Rainbow point of view----
As death and red dragged me out of the room a ping of regret filled my body as I last saw blitz.
"Its going to be alright rainbow if I know blitz he will be-"
"(Gong) GGGAAA BANG" red was inturupted by the noise of the zombie.
As I went to the door I peeked out to the next car to see blitz turning back to normal and falling on the ground.
As I quickly ran to him to hear him snoring fast asleep.
"The fool fell asleep" rainbow said as she started to pick up blitz to see that he had a stupid smile on his face.
"How do we wake him up" death said as he quickly looked at john then blitz then me then back to blitz." Blitz Red kissed Rainbow" death said as Blitz's eyes shoot open as he quickly not to his hooves and punched john across his face.
"You fucking bastard if you kiss rainbow again I swear you will bet just like Eminem 10 feet underground" blitz said as death bust out into laughter.
--- back to you---
"What are you laughing at ass hole"
"He didn't kiss Rainbow it was just a way to get up" Death said as he started to get up.
"Yea and this is the twenty second time you did this" john said as you threw a smile at him.
"Blitz are you ok" twilight said as you were about to answer until rainbow gripped you in a bear hug.
"I was so worried never do that again" rainbow said as you were struggling to breath.
"Rainbow can't breath" you tryed to say as she let go blushing."ok guys ladies let use help the princesses you said as the train stopped at Canterlot station.
As we exited the train a bullet was shot right before you made your next step.
"If your not one of them say something" I familiar voice said as you took a quick look to see shinning armor holding a rifle with five other guards.
"Yo shinning if your going to shoot use shoot your sisters colt friend first" you said
"WHAT" shinning said as you heard hoof steps coming towards you.
"Shiny" twilight said as she jumped and hugged her brother.
"Good to see your ok Twiliy" he said as you looked at twilight to see a bite on he leg.
"Nonononono" john said as he ran to twilight looking at her bite and a tear coming from her eye.
"What what happened" shinning said as he noticed the bite" its just a chew mark what is that going to do"
"Its going to kill her" death said as johns expression turned to anger.
"You fucking bastard how do I help her" john screamed
"Red relax" death said as it earned him a punch to the face.
"You monster you did this and you can't do anything but I can" john said as he grabbed deaths horn and tried bending sending pain through deaths body.
"Stop it now red" a loud bombing voice said as you turned to see celestia and luan.
"Stop this asshole just killed millions and my mare friend"
"Yes and we can revers everything just stop" celestia said pleading and john let go."thank you now move away from him"she said as john steeped back as a blast of navy and wight as death turned to a wight coat and black mane and everything started to revert back to normal.
"What did you do" you said as your clothes started to disappear and your hands turned back to normal.
"We took his dark power that somber controlled and replaced it with the good" Luna said as every pony was back in there regular form.
"Oh and for you two" celestia said giving a soft smile."I believe you deserve something of interest before college starts again" she said as you and john looked at each other.
"There is college hear " you whispered to Luna as she nodded with a disapproving face."great this is going to be fun" you said as rainbow trotted to you.
"Yea but you get to be with me"rainbow said as she hugged you.
"So celestia what did you want to tell use" john said and she nodded.
"Since you two are not good with your abilitys I guess I'm giving you them"she said as a blast of magic of hit us.
"That hurt" you said as you rubbed your head to feel something" is that what I think it is" you said as you looked up to see a horn on your head as you looked at john to see he has wings.
"This is strange I didn't think that would happen" celestia said as you looked at her.
"Wait you can fix this right" john asked as she snakes her head.
"Am I going to age normally" you ask as she nodded.
"Ok thanks" you said.
"Now that that's over with I'm going home you said as you flapped your wing and started flying away.
"Yo bro your flying" rainbow said coming next to you.
"Really" you said as you did the stupidest thing look down.
"Dude don't look down" rainbow said as she lifted your head so that you were looking at her.
"You know we can check out my house now" you said as she gave a smile and half lid eyes.
"Yea we can" she said Ashe grabbed your hoof and started flying again.
"Oh and rainbow we have a date on Friday" you said as she looked at you and kissed you on the cheak.
"Pick me up at 7" she said as you continued your way to ponyville.

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As we got to ponyville the first thing you did was check out your new home.
The first thing that came to your mind was 'wow' the second 'its huge'.
When you walked twi the door it had a letter with what looked like a ha-hoof rekegnition scanner.
"Are you just going to look at it or are you going to read it"rainbow said as you piked up the letter.
"Ok give me a second it says"

Dear Blitz
From the ponys of ponyville thank you for helping use in a time of need and we appreciate the help with the stallion that was firing in front of all the fillies and colts he will be doing

"HARD TIME" you said as you bolted to the slamer or whatever they call it.
"Were the heck are you going" rainbow said flying in front of you.
"I'm going to jail I'm getting him out" you said as you went around her and went fast.
"Are you serious he was shooting in front of boys and girls" she said and stopped and covered her mouth.
"What was that rainbow" you said turning around and going up to her.
"Nothing" she said quickly.
"Rainbow are you ok I know you think he is bad and I know he shoot in front of boys and girls and trust me I was there he isn't from hear weather is his wife now tell me do you remember" you said as she looked down and tears were present.
"I'm sorry I got to go" she said as she was about to turn and fly but you grabbing her in a hug.
"Rainbow we can talk about this latter right now I need to help a friend" you a said as you released her and pecked her on the cheek.
"Ok" she said as she bolted of and a tear fell on your cheek.
As you bolted to the gauge post you noticed john was there about to go in.
"Red hold the door" you said as he held the door open for you.
"What the fuck happened"john said looking pissed off.
"I don't know but I'm angry to" you said as you walked over to see blaks wiff.
"Hello" you said as the made looked at you and john and smacked you both.
"You got him in jail this is all your fault" she said as you nodded your head.
"We know and we are getting him out" you said as you walked past her and stopped at two guards."Hello gentlcolts" you said as they looked at you and bowed.
"Good morning prince we didn't think royalty would be here" on guard said.
"I'm no king stallions I am a friend of the stallion that was firing" you said as they looked at you.
"Ok what are you going to do" they both said as you took out the spare bits you had witch was ruffly abouttwo hundred bits.
"I'm paying bail and I'm paying for his release" you said as they let you pass
As you entered the room it was like any part of a prison movie glass a phone and famillys.
As you approached one of the benches you saw Blake sitting there.
"Hey man guess who's here to get you" you said as he looked at you and smilled.
"Thanks" he said as he helped his chest. After mor inspection you saw what looked like a giant bruised and looked like he got in a bar fight.
"What happened to you"
"Police brutality" he said as he looked at the door witch the two guards looked through.
"Well then I have to speck with some ponys " you said as you exited the room and looked at the guards to see some blood on there weapons.
"Stallions you will be talking to the princesses and me" you said as they looked at you.
"Why what did we do" he said as you pointed at there weapons and them facehoofing.
"You are coming withuse now" you said as Blake came out of the room.
"We didn't do anything" they both said as you shock your head.
"Red go to Twilights and send a letter to the princesses for info I about something" you said as he nooded and exited the room. "And for you two you are staying he-"you were cut off as a bright light filled the room and you and the two guards were in the palace.
"Hello my little ponies what may be the problem" celestia said as she looked at you then the guards.
"These gaurds have beat the shooter and pony bill witch is on of the people I helped during the out break" you said as she looked at the guards and seeing there weapons.
"Prince krieg" wait why did she call me prince" I understand what happened and they will be dealt with and so close to veterans day" she said as the guards were gone.
"Princess why did you call me prince ?"
"I called you prince because of your sudden change and ponys will remember that and the title will be with you and Red until you leave"she said.
"Ok but one more question me and red are not"
"No there are many like you everywhere and you have five in ponyville you, Red, Green Screen, "Black screen, and Rainbow dash" she said as you passed out right there in then hearing the mention of rainbows name.
---- 3 ponys view--
As Blitz passed out celestia gave a little giggle witch was stopped half way by the element of loyalty.
"Princess I think I just messed up big time" she said not noticing the passed out pony"I think I blew my cover I don't think he likes me anymore I don't think" she was cut off by the body of blitz on the floor.
"Rainbow you should know that there is more than one human in this world there is at least five in pony ville but there is two hear" Celestia said as she motioned at Blitz.
"Wait is he really"
"Yes"
"And he is from"
"Yes"
"There is another one"
"Yes" but in stead of celestia saying it. It was blitz who stood up after being past out.
"Blitz why didn't you tell me" rainbow said
"Blame Twilight for that and is it true there is veterans day hear?" Blitz ask as she nodded
"Awesome now as prince of Celestia what am I prince of?" Blitz asked as celestia put on a thinking face.
"I guess you can just be a prince but you have to have a background story"
"How about we are your cousins" Blitz said as celestia gave a nodde of approval.
"Ok but you must help with royal duties and must be like a diplomat sometimes" she said as Blitz gave a nod .
---back to your view---
"Auntie!!!" A stallions voice said as your face turned from happynes into anger.
"Damnit not him" you said as you turned to see prince blue blood.
"Yes blue blood" celestia said as blue blood looked at you then rainbow and looked angry at both of you.
"Why are there simple commoners in the royal castle" he said looking descusted.
"They are not commoners blueblood one is the element of loyalty and the other is prince Krieg" celestia said as bluebloods jaw hit the ground.
"Yea that's what I thought and me and prince Daze are showing our selves on veterans day" you said as you walked to celestia side "and Celestia can I host the event if its ok with you?" You ask as she nods her head.
"No I'm not letting this sorry excuse for a prince mess up a event like this" blueblood said as he shoot a magical beam that you blocked with your hoof hitting right back at him.
"Blue blood!" Celestia screamed as he got up about to shoot another charge to see you weren't there.
"Were are you" he yelled in rage as he turned as he is face to face with you and his magic disapating.
"I'm right hear blue ass" you said as you put a hoof to his gut sending him up then back down to the ground.
"Blitz" celestia yelled as you picked up blue blood back to his hooves.
"Are you ok blue blood" you said as he shacked himself off and looked angryer then before.
"I don't need you pity" he said as he coughed out blood" but it appreciated".
"Celestia were is the infirmary" you ask as she nodded.
"It is down the hall five door on the left" she said as you helped blue blood there.
As you helped the prince down the hall you saw the guards looking at you and flashing a smile your way when you got there the doctors quickly got him off you.
"What happened to him?" One of the doctors asked.
"He shot a blast at me I deflected it and I punched him into the roof and he agent smash in ground" you explained and they all grew a smile.
"Thank you -"
"Prince Krieg" you said as they nodded and one of the nurse going up to you.
"Thanks he is a ass some times" she said peeking you on the cheek"meet me up sometime".
"Sorry I have a made friend already and she wouldn't appreciate me being with another mare" you said as she nodded and walked to were blue blood was laying down.
"Thanks for the help and I will be on my way" you said leaving.
When you walked back into the throne room Luna and Cadence was there now.
"Hello princesses I am back" you said as they all looked at you and Luna and Cadence rushing to you and giving you a hug.
"Thank you" they both said as they squeezed you.
"Your-weez-cant-weez-breath" you struggeled to say as they let go of you.
"We are sorry we are just happy that he got what he deserved" Luna said as you moved to Rainbows side.
"Really your that happy about what I did?"
"Yes they are" shinning said entering the room.
"Good evening shinning"
"Hello prince Krieg what brings you hear in the first place?" He asked as you motioned him to follow.
As you both walked in to the hall way you tell him what happened and you both go to the dungeon to see the gaurds sitting there.
"You two are going to court for what you have done follow use" shinning said as the guards followed behind but before you left you saw a strange brick sticking out with a weired emblem.
As you entered the court celestia was sitting there with five high classed looking ponys.
"Prince Krieg shinning armor thank you for joining you may leave your duties are over" she said as you both walked out to see Rainbow and Cadence waiting.
"Hey babe" you both said in unusion.
"Hey we are staying for the night and we will be leaving in the morning" cadence said as shinning went to cadence.
"Yea you took to long and we are not able to see your home now Blitz" she said giving bedroom eyes.
"Rainbow what is tommorow"
"Friday our date is tommorow" she said as you face hoofed.
"Ok when is veterans day"
"Tommoroooooow" she trailed off
"Yea ok I will tell everypony that we are princes and we can go on our date ok I promise" you said as she nodded as you kissed her cheek.
As she walked away you turned to cadence and shinning.
"I have no plans I really need help is there any wear I can take her?" You ask as they both thought for a moment.
"You can take her to the resteraunt I took cadence on our first date"
"Aww you still remember" you said in a smoking tone.
"Shut up now it is called Dan Ilion cafe it is the best spot and good luck" he said as you left.
"That is sweet you do remember" is all you heard from cadence as you joined up with Rainbow in the room with here laying down giving bedroom eyes with a strange sent that filled the room witch pointed to one solution she was in heat.
"Ok I got a I idea how about this" you said as you flew out the door looking it.
"Hey Blitz need place to hide" shinning said as he teleported in front of you.
"Yea me to quick to the dungeon" you said as you both teleported to the dungeon.
"What are we doing here"
"When we were down hear I saw a brick that didn't belong so I wanna see" you said as you went to the wall and pressed the brick in opening a secret passage.
"That is fucking awsome" you both said entering the room to see it is like the assassins creed hid out.
"Ok how long is heat"
"Well its around 24 hours for cadence Rainbow is possibly same size and weight more or less"
"Wait are you calling my made fat "
"No I'm just saying she is fast so she must have more muscle"
"Good that what I thought"
"Ok so about 24 hours"
As you both explored you found some ok armor and wepons.
"This is awesome" you said as you picked up a cross bow.
"Yea and look at all these maps" shinning exclaimed looking at a map showing Canterlot.
"It seems that there are tunnels all around Canterlot"
"That explained how the changelings got in"
"Your probably right but for now we have bigger problems mare problems" shinning said you both bust out laughing.
"Ok ok that was good" you said getting up.
"Yea now let's shut up before there heat is done" shinning said as you looked in the next room to see some bunk beds.
"Dude this must have been a old guard barraks"
"Why do you say that"
"Really after all we found and the twenty three bunk beds you don't think this is a barraks"
"Ok now I see what you see"
"Yea and from prince to king slash guard look around more"
"Yea I get it"
As you flew up to he bunk you aid down and it broke.
"Damn it" you heard muffeled as you quickly got off the bed and the bed rising to show shinning.
"Woops heh I guess they werent that safe" you said as you rubbed the back of your neck and him smacking the back of your head. "Hey I wonder how Red is doing"
"Wait is you friend with twilight right now" he asked as you shrugged.
"Oh hell no I will be right back" shinning said as he teleported and then coming back in a second.
"So how was your journey"
"Well that was a awkward situation I popped on and your friends might need a wedding ring" he said as your jaw dropped.
"What the fuck"
"Yea and we might be hear longer"
"Why"
"Heat can be up to four days" he said as you looked at him
"How do you know"
"Before I left there was a book open"
"Oh ok then how do we survive without food"
"We could teleport back and fourth"
"Ok that sounds like a good idea"
"Or you two can satisfy our needs" a females voice said as you both looked to see Cadence and Rainbow standing at the entrance.
"Crap ok 1) we are leaving 2) your in heat and 3) we are-" you were cut off by rainbow takling you to one of the beds.
"Ok shinning teleport us now" you said as you were both gone.
"Thank you" you said as shinning helped you up"
"No prob but bad part we are in ponyville"
"Good thing we are under my house" you said as you helped shinning into your home.
"This has a hoof scanner so no pony can get in except for me and some one I bring" you said as you put your hoof to the scanner and the door opening.
As you entered the building was big on the inside also.
"Ok so we can stay hear until it is over" you said
"Ok were is the bedrooms"
"I don't know" you said as you saw two doors that say guest and master bedroom.
"Found it"shinning said going to the guest room.
"Ok see you in the morning" you said as you entered the room and quickly went to bed.
In the morning you woke up to a banging at the door.
As you got up you quickly head to the door and looked through the peep hole to see cadence and rainbow.
"Shinning up now" you yelled as he was now out the room.
"What is it"he said sleepy eyed.
"Blitz Shinning come out we need you" the mares say as he and you were teleported back to Canterlot but at the donut shop.
As you both exited the shop you saw that the peraide has started.
"Ok I will find Celestia and show every pony who is hosting and you hide" you said as he nodded and ran away but disapearing in a pink flash.
"Ok I will avenge you shinning"
As you quickly flew across to the palace you quickly realized that rainbow could get another stallion then you quickly went to find her.
"Rainbow you win you can have me were are you" you yelled as you got take led down by a blur.
"Aww somepoy can't find there made" a yellow made above you said in a sultry tone.
"Eh Yea no I found her she is over there" you said as you teleported away.
"There you are" you heard tomboyish voice say as you brew a smile.
As you were take led to the ground by a rainbow blur.
"Now you are going to help me" rainbow said as you nodded.
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As you got up you saw a lake were you could wash up as you did a leap of faith into the water.
"Woho" you yelled as came out of the water.
"Gerana bow" rainbow yelled splashing into the water.
As she came out of the water her smile quickly turned sad.
"I'm sorry Blitz it wasn't me it was the heat and I'm so" you stopped her with you connecting your lips.
"Its ok it wasn't you and I respect that" you said as you hugged her.
As you both got out you headed to the peraid.
When you got into view you saw a sign that said 'Welcome Prince Blitz and Daze'.
As you flew down you saw Celestia,Luna,Cadence,and Twilight as you landed.
"So were is daze" you ask as you saw daze fly onto the stage."there he is now let's get started" you said as guest started ariving.
As every pony was there you and daze told who you are continued the peraid.

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As you flew to Rainbows you saw her looking off her balcony.
"Hey Dashie"you said as she looked at you and her with something in her hoof.
When you got close you noticed she had a pregnancy test in her hoof.
"Hey Blitz guess what I'm not pregnant she said with a sad expresion as you looked well confused.
"Really were you on your period that day or did it pass?" You asked as she grew a little smile.
"I guess i wasnt but now I fell happy about not being pregnant because I don't get those crappy mood swings but a little depressed about not bearing a child" she said as her smile whent away as you thought of an idea.
"Ok I know how to get that frown upside down" you said as you kissed her on the cheek and teleported.

As you were at the library you asked twilight for the first daring do book and her noddind as you teleported to celestia and luna.
"Hey Tia how you doing"you said in a happy tone as she looked at you.
"You want to do something for Rainbow don't you"she said as you nodded wigh a questioning look but waving it off.
"Yea I wanted to know if I can make a movie about daring do to make her happy because she just found out she isnt pregnant" you said as luna looked at you and gave a nod to celestia and her nodding at you.
"Sweet now I need a monster ..................BLUEBLOOOD!!!" You yelled with the royal canter lot voice you didnt notice you had.
"What brother "he said as you looked confused. "Celestia said we were brothers so deal woth it "he said as you looked at her as she wore a troll face.
"Yea I need your help with a movie and oh can ypu get a gaurds in I want to try something"you said as he nodded and a gaurd enters" ok do not be alarmed it is nothing bad I just want to test out something" you said as he put a protection spell around him as you kept your hooves grounded and you gathered your breath "hhhhhuuuu FUS RO DA"you shouted as the gaurd flew through the door and luna aproaching you.
"You have learned the way of the voice dragon born" she said as you both laughed.
"Ok now I need to get to work and get rainbow oh and luna"She turned and looked at you "see you online" you said as you were already out the window and half way to ponyville.
As you went to Rainbow's you told her the news and she passed out.
------.5 days later----
As the director entered th movie lot she quickly got sight of you and sprinted towards you. She had a mane like vinyle but it was yeallow and orange with a blue coat and her cutie mark is a camera and musical note.
"Hello my name is ponyfl and I will be directing this while you are on royal duties and also am a music artist" she said as you nodded and she started to walk away.
"Ok so we got director for when I'm not, music is a go but still I should get vinyle and we need actors damn it ok rehursals are today at two but now I need the star" you said as you flew to rainbows with a stupid grin.

When you arrived rainbows door was broken down and the windows broken and you quickly flew in but surprised to see rainbow chasing her turtle around and its propeller malfunctioning. It looked quite funny to be onist if you played the song quagmire has on his Ipod for the domestic violence family guy episode (hey if some pony can put the video in the comment section below can you put the video thanks). As you watched her run around the house for five more minutes you decided to sit on the couch as she ran around until she finally caught sight of you and looked at you with anger.

"Are you going to help me" rainbow said as you put your hoof up and grabbing tank and bringing him down. "Ok I helped do I get a reward" you said as she rolled her eyes and her grabbing her turtle. "Actually the real reason I came her rainbow is that I have the best gift ever and you are going to be the star" you said as she screwed in a bolt as she looked at you"what do you mean?" She asked as you brought out a flier of the movie that said your name at the bottom. And the next thing you know you are being peppered with kisses(ok guys I just noticed I am using the sensitive dash).

-----two hours at the auditions----

As ponys by ponys tried out you still couldn't find the ponies for the song portion of the movie. As everything went down hill one made and two stallions showed up one stallion looked like thelivingtombestone but his coat was a wight color like Rarities. The other stallion has a dark green coat with yellow mane and red stripes in it. And last the made was a brilliant red color with pink mane and a cutie mark that reminded people of a Egyptian symbols.

"Hey me and my friend blue daze are signing up for the musical portion of the movie the green stallion said as you grew a smile.
"Perfect I needed two stallions for a music portion now who could play piano for the first part" you said as blue streak raised his hand as you nodded.
"Ok what's your name" you asked the green one as he said his name witch was green brush and they went to the music area.
"Hello my name is Hieroglyph and I am going for the part of the villain" she said as she gave her best villain I'm precision as it looked pretty good and she was actually the first pony to try out so she got the job.

When you checked on the rest of the actors you checked on Rainbow as she was wearing her daring do outfit that fit her perfectly. http://zzvinniezz.deviantart.com/art/Daring-Dash-Vector-284424302

As Rainbow looked at you as she winked and you blushing as you looked away. "You know by the end of the day we can have some fun" she said in a sultry tone as a rope went around you as she pulled you close and her kissing you passionately but getting inturupted by a cough from the door as ponyfl was stand in there.

"Hey boss we have a problem at the music tent" she said as rainbow took off the rope and you rushed to the tent.

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As you entered the music room Blue blood was knocked out while Blue Streak was moving his hoof like when somebody punched a brick wall (guys being onist I punched a brick wall it hurts Yea I'm a ideosa).

"Don't ever threat a maniac" Blue said as he picked up Blue blood and put him on the chair in the corner of the room. "Oh hey boss sorry about that he said my music sucked then I said I doesn't then he it sounded like nails on a chalk board and said it should be in a dungeon were I belong" he said as you looked at Green who nodded as you and Fl just smiled.

"Its always good when he is put in his place" you said as you bumped hooves and picked up Blue blood and teleported to the castle.

As you looked around you saw the nurse that looked over Blue blood last time and waked towards her. "Hey again blue bloods back" you said as she looked over to you and sighed angerly.

"You knocked him out now will brothers ever change" she said as you shacked your head.
"When do brothers ever not fight" you said as she picked up blue blood with her magic and walking into the infirmary.

As you turned you saw a green flash and everything just changed his molicules got re aranged Danny Phantom and a white stallion teleported in the hall with his red mane and eyes.

"Well I'll be a son of a bitch Blitz is that you you have a horn well stuff must have happened after the outbreak" death said as he walked forward as you both hoof bumped.

-----2minuets later at the movie set alpha----

As you both teleported back Rainbow was doing stretches for the run scene Flutter Shy was training the wolves (regular wolves not Timberwolves) Green and Blue were working on the DJ booth with Fl and the rest of the ponys are drinking coffee and eating donuts.

"Ok who was the one that said it was break time" you said as every pony got in a straight line and looking scared as shit. "Because I probably wanted to join now every pony is the set ready?" You asked as all of them nodded as you looked around them to see the whole set finished as you nodded and walked towards Rainbow who looked just like Daring Do with all her make up as she looked a little anger.

"Hey Dash what's the matter?" You asked as she looked at you."I hate make up" she said as death started to laugh a little until he reserved a hoof to the gut. "That was for the zombie apocalypse" rainbow said as Death gave a look that said 'Damn bitch your crazy' as she trotted up to the line were she will be starting the movie.

"Dash I'm going to check how music is coming along and you practice the galloping scene and your lines" you said as she nodded as you walked to the booth.

(Yellow - ponyfl Blue- Blue streak)

God damn it Blue you had to try and help
Hey I am trying to be a gentle colt and help
Well don't you are making it worse
Well excuse me for being nice to a cute mare now
What was that last part
Nothing I said nothing

As you looked over the booth you saw Fl and Blue in an argument that went from something broken to do you just say I was cute argument.

"Ok if you love birds are done with your love life we can get this thing fixed" you said as they both started to stutter as you looked at the amp to see it was blown. "One of the amps are blown out" you said as they looked at watch other and face hoofed.

"Thanks now let's get it fixed" Fl said as she trotted over to the amp and sat on her haunches.

----- Two hours later-----

As the amp was fixed (finally) you looked at the time as it clocked about five p.m as every pony started to go home.

"Blitz quitting time let's get back" you heard rainbow as you nodded and as you looked at the two other ponys that were left who were that were Green and Blue as they where on something you never thought would be here except for you and Red an IPhone four.

"You guys when did you get to equestria?" You said as the turned with mouths agape. "We are both humans you are fine to answer".

"Two weeks" they said as you looked at them. "No I mean how" you said as they looked at each other and looked sad. "Don't answer that just get to were you live we can talk with you guys tommorow" you said as they nodded and you guys left for home.

"As you entered your home next to the TV was a computer and fifty games for Xbox with a letter.

Dear,
Blitz Krieg

You have some items from our world that are just like yours and I gave out some so we can play online daze is on with me right now and he can't play well.
Sincerely,
Princess Luna

Adventure of Green and Blue

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Author's note - every pony I am starting a chapter about the two new humans and how they got in equestrian so here it is hope you guys enjoy.

This is how me and my friends Zane got to a great place full of peace and happiness.........not really it actually started like hell first we get jumped after working at the academy then some guy pulls a knife on us and my best friend gets stabbed right in front of me. Now I'm in a fist fight with a one hundred and twenty pound guy trying to kill me. So this is now were I am fighting for my life in the ally.

As I dogged his blade it just nearly cut my shirt. When he continued forward I quickly backed up only to be stopped by a wall. As he got close a near by police sieren went off we both looked down the ally to see two cops holding there pistols up as pain filled my body as I looked down to see my chest with a hand of the knife sticking out as darkness over took me as I drifted off in to my last rest.

Darkness...darkness...darkness...darkness the word that I only heard as I sat in the white room staring at the wall a wall that looked like it never ends like in the matrix when Nero looks down that hall with the books. 'Why would darkness be the word I only heard' I thought as a table two chairs and the knife the man used to kill me and Zane. As I sat down the knife started to spin as I looked at it then I felt that I was getting dizzy. As I looked up I saw a green equine with yellow man and tail with red strip. Then the knife became two as it stabbed in two both of use and darkness once again took over.

"Damn my head" I said as I opened my eyes as sun shinned bright like a diamond.

"Brandon was that you" I heard Zane's voice as I looked at red eyes of a wight equine with spiky blue mane and tail with red tips.

"Zane?"

"Brandon?"

"Ahhhh" we both screamed as we both got up and were about to run around and panic but us tripping and our muzzels connecting as we quickly got up and started spiting and liking the grass as it actually didn't tast bad.

After our beef freak out we both got up slowly looking away from each other as we got up and got used to walking 'or is it trotting' you thought as zane approached me.

"Ok we don't tell any mares about this because if we are going to be here for long I am going to get a girlfriend" Zane said as I gave him a 'are you nuts' look as he rolled his eyes.

"Danm it Zane we are in a place that we don't know about and your worried about girls your nuts"

"No I know were we are second I'm relaxed because I know who can help us and third its nice here" Zane said as he started going down a road that lead to a town called ponyville.

Ok so here is the recap

First day Zane decided to hit on some mare with glasses than he gets slapped by a Grey one. Then we found out she was her girlfriend and confused him. I actuallthink she said marefriend but I didn't really pay attention as orange mare and this giant red stallion was helping her but damn that mare was hot.

--------------journal --------

Day two nothing really just sitting down under a tree just thinking.

Day three through seven how do I work these damn wings they are cool and all but they don't move for shit.

Day eight wings pomf open after seeing the orange made again no corauge at all. Damn I am Dutch a pussy.

Day nine Zane meets a princess I have know clue how but she said she was the princess of the night. She was really nice not as rude as that diamond tiara girl we meet her on the second day hear total bitch.

Day ten I am losing my fucking mind I think I left it over there havent eaten in ten days how am I fucking alive.

Day eleven found apple stand meet the orange mare again her name is Apple Jack really nice she gave me temporary job at her farm and free apple.

Day twelve night mares I couldn't sleep for hours. The nightmare was me and Zane during but another thing during as well.

Day thirteen found out what pomfing is accident let apple jack see but I don't think she knows what it means. Farm work is hard work meet some pony new named rainbow dash and saw two new stallions I didn't know but I didn't care.

Day fourteen hidden in barn from zombies and I guess anthro.

Two hours later I killed one and found orang fourteen year old peg uses ran toward Aj was with her friends. I get there and a shotgun barrel is up my throught.

Today August seventeenth happy birthday to me being lazy got computer and new job.
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"Blue what the fuck did you do with my journal" I screamed as I looked out side to see a clocked figure galloping away with journal. "Danm it Zane some one got my journal it has who we really are come one!!" I screamed as I jumped through the window and flown after him/her and tackling him/her into the ground revealing a black stallion with messed up horn and wing that resembled a bug teleport away.

"Zan get the princess we have a problem" I yelled as he nodded and ran home.

Adventure of Green and Blue pt.2

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(Short chapter I hate it when I do this)

'Damn damn damn' I thought as I walked back and fourth holding the hood of that bug thing. As I looked at the clock it said twelve a.m. When the door bell was herd I quickly answered it to not see the princess but Apple Jack with a worried expression.

"Hey Aj what's up?" I asked as she walked in.

"I heard the rucas from next door and when I went out side I saw you with a weird hood and a black book"she said as I looked at the hood and stared at it as I gave it to her as she looked at it with confusion.

"This bug thing stole my journal and it had holes in its hoof it scared the crap out of me" you said as she looked scared a little.

"So a Changeling stole your little black book of mares numbers " Aj said as I looked at the book then her.

"Its not a black book it is my journal" you said as she grabbed the journal and started to read it but I quickly took it from her. "Danm it Aj that is private" you said as she gave a smile and moved closer to me as I started to blush as I noticed her well toned body her emerald green eyes with her blond mane.

"Like what you see I knew there was something about you"she said as my wings shoot up.

"Why do ya'll wing open like that is that a.........."

"......"

"......"

"This is awkward" you said as her ears bent and a blush was appeared on her cheeks.

"Eyupp" she said as she moved towards the window to see her farm house.

(Ok if you are confused about were green and blue live they live on the farm but it's there old farm house)

"I wonder how iI'm going to tell big Mac about my colt friend being in a changelings next to get captured list" Aj said as I went next to her.

"Wait what you got to were I called you cute didn't you"

"Y'all called me cuite" you were about to interject but Aj pressing her lips against mine.

(Ok this is green brush view its not me)

"Dayum" I said as she giggled and moved towards the door.

"I'll see y'all tommorow" she said as I noticed her tail moving back and fourth and a bounce in her step.

------------changling cave-------------

"Hhhhhhheeeeeeellllllllpppppppp!!!!!" A orange made said.

"No pony is going to save you element of honesty and your colt friend doesn't know a thing" that changeling queen said as tears streamed down Apple jacks cheeks.

"Your not going to get away with this!!" Aj screamed as the changeling laughed. "Please Somepony help me" she whispered as the cave turned to darkness

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"Fuck me" I said over and over again as the giant red stallion was chasing after me. As I ran through the south orchard it was disastirouse I swear I thought I saw aj's hat on a tree.

"I just Dana talk to you hold up"big Mac said as I turned back for a split second and ran into a tree.

"Are y'all ok" big Mac asked as I tried to foucuse my mind.

"Welcome to kkrb raidio were we got all the crappiest music in all equestrian" I said as I got hit in the head and shacked of my self.

As I looked up I saw Big Mac with a dumb founded face about what I said but pushed it aside.

"There is something wrong with my sis I believe it is your fault she doesn't eat and she can't buck a tree right what did you do"said big Mac as I looked behind him and saw aj's hat.

"I didn't do anything I promise you I swear but there is something off why doesn't Aj have her hat on" I said as Big Mac turned and saw the hat on the tree.

As I took it we walked back to the farm house were I saw Aj smiling and bucking a tree with no success.

"B.M I will be right back I'm going to a black smith" I said as I gave him the hat as he walked towards Aj.

-------------two hours later----------
(Second pony view)

As Green came back he had something in weather and wearing a jacket from persona.

"Aj can I speak with you" I said as she turned at me and I grabbed the replica hat that I got from rarity." How mouth dose this hat mean to you Aj" Green asked as she thought for a minute.

"A lot to me why?" She asked as Green through the hat and grabbed the sesthed weapon and sliced it as her expression didn't change." Green why did you do that" Aj said as Green put the blade to the mares neck.

"Green what in tarnation are you doing" big Mac said as he saw the replica hat and green holding the real hat in his wing.

"This isn't Apple jack" green said as he swiftly turned and a green flash as a changelings body was laying on the ground.

"What in celestia did you do" a purple alicorn that green met at the party know as twilight sparkel.

As green explained everything to the alicorn Big Mac buried the changeling some were as he came back had a little green blood and holding a ksg.

"What the fuck Mac were did you get that" Green asked as he waved them over to the cellar as he went towards a wall and pressed in a stone that opened to a weapon cash.

"My father was a weapons expert working on weapons that could help use but never worked so I tried I almose lost my jaw that day 'chuckel' I fixed this one the smaller ones I can't" he said as Green's jaw hit the floor.

"So what happened" Green asked as a tear was formed as he he regained him self.

"My parents died in a cart crash"he said as green grabbed the pistol and put the prices together put the magazine in and cocked it.

"Well your going to make your dad proud let's go" Green said as he put the pistol in his Jacket pocket.

"Were are we going?"

"The crystal dungeon under Canterlot" twilight said as he nodded and they made there way to canterlot.

---------------Three long hours latter royal guard barraks--------

As they entered twilight gave green the power over the guards.

"Ok we have a problem element of honesty has been taken by changeling forces and we are getting her back" green said as he walked past the gaurds and they nodded "and we are not retreating until we" he was cut off by a white stallion and blond mane.

"What are you all doing listening to this peasant" the stallion said as he walked in front of green and stared him in the eyes. "So what are you doing peasant" he said.

"I am getting back one of the elements now if you know what's good pretty boy I seguest you leave"

"And why should I am Prince Blue Blood and we could get a new element barer"he said as Green shaped as he unsheathed his blade and pressed it to his neck.

"She saved your live and equstria she can't be replaced and she has a family and most importantly I...I....I love her now tell me that she is nothing but a pawn in your game now think what you say wisely"

"...."

Silence filled the room as green put his blade away and walked towards the door then holding the door open.

"Out now blue ass that is a order by temporary leader of the royal guard" green said as blue blood walked out the room.

"Nice job he always was annoying" a guard said

"Joking is over time for action" Green said as they all marched out and headed to the entrance of the cave.

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"Hhhhhhheeeeelllllloooooooo" I yelled down the cave entrance as it echoed down the deep cave until I soft buzzing can from the cave.

"There definently in hear" big Mac said as he put the shot gun on his back in a holster.

As I looked at the guards they looked at the cave with no emotioned faces.

"Were moving in let's go!!!" I yelled as we moved our way into the cave.

As we all walked through the cave there was the smell of skunks,shit,rotten eggs,and something that was laying in the street for to long. "Damn it smells like shit in here" a guard said as I turned and looked at him.

"Yea and its going to smell like dead body's after this" I said as I turned back around until smashing into something.

As I looked it was black with bug wings and green eyes.

"Engage the enemies" a guard said as I in seathed my soured and slashed cutting it as it fell leaving a pool of green blood.

As sword clashed with body's and shoot gun rounds being shoot I couldn't hear anything so I moved on ahead down the cave.

As I walked down the cave I looked around it the cave was covered head to hoof in green slime. And cases with ponys. As I looked at them one mare had orange fur and orange mane and the stallion had red fur and blond mane.

"Damn" I said as I flew up and sliced the things down. As they fell they made a audible pop. As I sliced through the case they fell out lifless. "Damn it" I yelled as I paid respects and moved on with fire in my eyes.

-------------- five minutes latter-----------

"A door a fucking door in a cave" I said as I pulled out the pistols and shoot the door hinges and the door fell down.

"What was that" I heard a evil and dark voice say as a tall chagling turned and stared daggers at me as I raised the pistols.

"Were is the farm mare you got five seconds until I blow your head off" I said as she didn't change.

"5,4,3,2,1!!!!!" I yelled as I pulled the triggers as they penetrated her body and a shattering noise of a skull as its body hit the ground.

As I looked at the body it was slender and reminded me of celestia but evil.

"Hheelllppp" I heard a faint yell as I looked towards a cage door were I saw the farm made brushed and beaten. I didn't waist time as I shot the lock and kicked the door.

"Aj Aj stay with me" I said as she looked up and smiled.

"I'm hear Green I'll be fine" she said as her eye twitched as I know she was lying.

"Are you the one that cut use down" I stallion said as I turned to see the stallion and the made that were in the shell.

"Yea but I need help with he-" I was cut off as I looked at Aj with her eyes closed and not breathing. "Apple Jack" I yelled as the stallion looked like he just noticed something but I wasn't paying attention.

"Don't just stand hear help me" I yelled at the stallion as he nodded as he helped me pick up Aj as we walked out.


-------five minutes later--------

As we exited the battle was still going I saw Mac with a knife in his hoof and the shoot gun on his back.

"Hey!!!!!" I yelled as the battle stopped and everything looked at me." Changelings your queen is dead because of me and somepony I really care for is dying you can come after me or you can die from me now leave NOW !!!" I yelled as they ran in terror in ten seconds they were gone.

"Big Mac get your ass over here your sister is hurt come on" the stallion said as he nodded and helped me as we left.

"Wait how do you know my name?" Mac asked as I looked at him.

"He looks like you same color mane as Aj's and has apple cutie mark Mac let me introduce you to your father" I said as Mac looked sceptical until he noticed something I didn't a necklace that said 'worlds best dad' and was signed 'Big Mac'.

"Damn" he said as he shook his head "No time for story's right now its time for ugh"

'Evac" I said as he nodded and we left the cave.

---------- Canterlot hospital 4:25 PM-----------

"I can't wait here" I said as I walked back and fourth.

"Brush relax she is going to be fine"

"Damn it Mac I can't be so patient I saw what it looked like were she was it was horrible blood on the floor ponies in case things and you want me to relax" I said as I hit a table that was near by as it smashed into pieces.

"Is he always this angry" Aj's mom said as I breathed out.

"Sorry this isn't me I am never like this I only get like this when my loved ones are hurt or some pony I care for" I said as Aj's mom gave a heart filled smile.

As she was about to say something the doctor came out with a chart and a sad face.

"Hi my name is doctor stitch I am have some news Apple Jack hast lost a lot of blood and we need a blood Donner but no pony in the building has the same blood type"

"What is the blood type?" Mac asked as the doctor showed used the chart.

"Actually doctor I have O blood type" I said as the apple family smiles grew." Let's get this done and if I die from this this is the second time I do" I said as he nodded and the apples looked at me with sad face as Aj's mom came over.

"Thank you" she said as she kissed me on the cheek as I nodded as me and the doctor entered the room.

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'I hate being prince' you thought as you sat at a giant table with your so called brother with two gryphon embaseders a king from Saddle Arabia and two minotaurs. They were waiting for two more guest but not the guest you thought as two chenglings entered the room.

"What are you-"you cut off blue blood as you smacked him in the back of his head as he werled and looked at you.

"Shut up brother we have them hear for a reason correct" you said as the changelings nodded.

"Yes we are hear to discus the death of our queen" the chengling said as you had a shocked expression "yes that is how we reacted as a green pegasus with yellow and red mane took our guests and our queen was dead".

"Wait I know him who did you take exactly?" You asked as the changelings started to sweat.

"We didn't take any pony" the changeling with red eyes said

"Yea and if we did it wasnt the element of honesty if your thinking of" the other changeling with yellow eyes said as the red eye one just face hoofed.

"Yes I know the green one he was the temporary captain for the attack and said something about killing me" blue blood said as you got up.

"Yea Yea Yea Blueblood why did he really do that" you said as you didn't look at him as you pulled out the bag pulling out the revolver from the problem.

"He is at Canterlot hospital right now why don't you go see them" he said as you put the revolver on the table.

"Meeting is at recess right now I have a important problem and red eyes your comming with me" you said as you grabbed the revolver and put it in your bag "and everybody please go to your rooms I will be back" you say as you and the changeling leave.

-----------Canterlot hospital-----------


----------------Apple family pov------------------

"I hate hospitals" Green said as the needle was taken out of his leg as he was about to get up put the doctor laying him back down.

"I'm sorry Mr.Brush just lay down you need to rest and your mare friend will be up anytime soon"

"She's not my *slam* and your gone" Green said as he sighed in defeat as the Aj's dad entered the room.

"I know you like my daughter and I am not mad at you I am proud for you because of how selfless about what you did except for the kissing the changling" he said as Green nodded in agrement. "oh and I will tell big mac to hold off a little on the beating" he said as Greens face turned to one of fright.

"Dad Green Aj is awake" big mac said as Green disrespected the doctors orders as he exited the room.

As everypony entered Apple Jacks room the doctor was helping her up.

"Ah I see you all are here- and you I thought I told you to stay laying down" the doctor said with hostilaty in his voice and anger in his stair.

"And I'm telling you I'm not laying down when my friend is hurt now tell me how is she doing" Green asked as he looked behind the doctor as he was holding a something in his hand as I pain went throught Greens body as he saw a remote in the doctors hoof.

"Doctor I suggest you put the remote down"

------------------Your view--------------

"And what if I*bang" is all was herd as Big Mac picked up Green's pistol as it destroyed the remote.

"Your fucking dead you bastard" Green yelled as he ft up and slamed the doctor in the wall as a audible crack wad herd as the doctor yelled in pain.

"That was for taxing me" Green said as Blitz picked up the body and straped the doctor in bed.

"Changlings want you dead still" the two changlings from the meeting entered.

"You are changling why should we trust you" you asked as red eyes took out a treaty paper.

"Because now that we sent in our queens control we can make our own decisions and we want peace" blue eyes said as he bowed.

"You need to speak with the princesses about that we will be there do this is first time teleporting with other ponys so watch out" you said as you teleported to the throne room as the changlings talked to celestia as luna waved you over.

"Yea luna what is it" you asked as luna started to fidgeting.

"Blitz I need you not like I need you I mean I NEED you" she said as you were about to reject bit you were teleported to lunas chambers.

link to other story

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"Hey guys so I was working on and I might work on for a wHile"

"Why did you put emphasis on the H"

"wHat are you talking about"

"There you did it again"

"Hey I really don't do that now I'm going to have wHeat thin's"

"Your a dick "

"Yea and you are a disembody imaginary pony that I wrote in my story"

"Tushey now here is the link here you go"

"Yea you guys enjoy and thanks for the support for this story"

"Yea and mine"

"Yea what Dark Star said now hope you guys like it"

"Hey how did you get here"

"I don't know I need to ask Zecora I was with here before I got here

"So are you and her *wink nudge*

"nononono its not like that we just met and I was helping Aj look for Apple bloom"

"Your ruining the other story get out*kick both into computer* there I go problem solved seya everypony"

me and tumbler

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Hey everypony its green here so me and my freind smokes made a tumbler were me and him just answer questions from the story bad part blitz won't be there but we will get some guest from my friends and posinle a muffin or two ok so why don't you check it out just look up Green and Smokes adventure on tumbler we just started and me and him would appreciate it so please Luke and follow thanks and have a nice day oh and if you can't find here is the Link

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"Luna your in heat you don't know what your doing" you said as you backed up from the lust full princess as she walked slowly forward as she liked her lips as you gulped aloud.

"Why don't you relax and get what you deserve I know you sent really happy with Rainbow Dash" she said as you stopped as you looked at her with anger as you you moved forward up to her face.

"You don't have any idea what you just said my relation ship is best that any pony could have and I feel great about it now just breath and go back to the moon were you belong you should just go!!!" You yelled as she had a tear that was going down her cheek as you just realized what you've done."Luna wait I didn't mean to"you said as she started to cry as she ran out of her room and ran through the halls as you chased after her.

"Luna please stop" you said as you were next to her now as she made a quick turn to a wall as she hit a brick and went through a secret passage. "damn this castle" you said as you ran through the door as it closed behind you as it went completely dark except for one area with the armor of night made moon.

"Why does this always happen" you herd Luna say as you looked to your left to see her looking at a mirror as nightmare moon popped onto it as they argued about how nopony wanted her as you made your way to the armor that shined as you picked up the helmet as it started to glow as its colored changed to a pale grey as your fur changed to the color as you screamed in pain as it grew.

"What have you done you made the worst mistakes of equestrian history"luna yelled in the canter lot voice as the helmet leveraged and fell on your head as your vision started to blur as you slammed into the ground.

-------your mind--------

"Blitz Krieg wake up you usless human" the nightmare said as it slapped you as you got up.

"Were am agh nightmare" you yelled as you walked back.

"Relax its just the helmet it has a part of me it well not enough to take control but just enough to make you look like me just the night mane style you colors are the same but back at hoof I regret about what I did in September(how cleshay)and what I did also your about to wake up just say this to Luna I'm sorry" she said

------back reality -------

"Blitz Blitz wake up please don't die" you heard raindow yell as your eyes opened as you bolted up right as you looked at your self to see that you were about lunas height and your mane was waving as you sighed.

"Blitz is that you" you heard Luna as you turned and smiled and went to her

"Nightmare said sorry as you weren't able to move as she pressed her lips to yours as you pushed her back.

"Luna what the fuck!" You yelled as she sighed and walked away as rainbow was mouth agape." We didn't do anything" you said as she started to cry and was about to leave as you grabbed her and hugged her.

"You cheated on me" she said sobbing and trying to get away.

"Luna is in heat and tried I said thing and she said thing into a mirror and I walked to the the helmet it took over and I passed out" you said as she stopped and started to hug back.

"Its ok"she said as you sighed and smiled luck that rainbow was forgiving. Smack. Damn.

"Ok I'm good" she said as you smiled.

"How can I make it up to you" you asked as she looked at something on your head as you tapped and felt a metal surface as you quickly took off the helmet and stared at it as it shined as you grabbed it in a aurora and walked into the throne room and opened a case and placed it in there and closed it.

As you turned around you saw Luna with rainbow with rape faces onas you smiled nervously.

----------three hours later ponyvile-----------

"I have something to tell you all and I think you should all listen" you said in a Canterlot voice."the day I came to ponyvile was the best day of my life and I thank you and every pony I have something to show red daze blue streak green brush and the screen family please come here please" you said as they came on stage as they nodded as your horn glowed as you were in human form as every pony gasped. "People of equestrian wwe are from a world called earth and me and red were chosen to come here and some of use weren't like the screen family and green brush and blue streak have been in horrible accident to get here and we are here for reasons some we don't know fully but for these five they have been saved. You said as apple book put her hoof up in the air as you called her.

"How long will you be here" she said as you looked at them as the spell wore off except for you.

"I don't know all I know is that I am now a fixed point of time here and that time can only tell for the futer" you said as you went back to your pony form as you looked at the crowed to see stwo angry faces showing as you flew towards them.

"Do you have a problem"you said as the gray stallion grew a smile as he was about to pull something as you stepped back as a knife slashed out.

As he was stabbing through air as you dogged greens eyes shrank to pin points as he walked off stage and looked at the stallion to see soules black eyes as he intervened as he grabbed the hoof of the stallion and anger on his face.

"You ended my life and are brought to this land and I will stop you psycho path" he said as he twisted the hoof of the stallion and brought him in the air over the everfree as he dropped him as a loud audible yell was herd as he got back on the ground and walked away tears dropping on the ground and a sob heard from him as he was a full blown sprint.

"Why would he do that to that stallion" a made ponyfi yelled as blue touched her shoulder and spoke three word" he killed use" he said as a gasp was here as the second angry stallion yelled as he pulled out a knife also as he went towards you as you smiled as a glad landed in fronts of you with a picture of a green brush on it as you picked it up and sliced the knife out of his hoof and piked him up in a aroura as you teleported him to the dungeon.

As you stopped you made a quike wihstel as thunder ran to you looking health"hey boy has been taking care of you" I said as you looked to see fluttershy smiling"thanks shy" you said as you flew up to a could and sat there and thought.

'How long will I bee here?' As you stopped as you looked to see dash snuggling up to you as you started to change back to a small pony again as you looked at her as she smiled and Luna teleported to the cloud as well and laid down next to you as they both looked both at each and nodded as they both said two words.

"Were pregnant"

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Hey every pony I am green brush (I have taken up my persona) so I just finished this story and I need a cover pic for the sequel I can't do it because my computer is busted and I guess you can say my artistic vision is blocked by a dark cloud of stress that entered from the west and is hanging over my head.
I am call in on all my faithfull followers (ponyfi, killereno, exc ) and if you can find a awesome friend that can do something I really want to get this next story a big hit that can out beat this one so if any pony can help I am going to put alist of things on the cover.
-blitz standing next to rainbow and Luna and two
-blitz has a five o'clock shadow and no horn (stuff will happen)
-our favor it lightning pup thunder but full grown wolf
-twilight and red daze smilling sitting on a blanket.
-green brush and apple jack sleeping both with stetsons over there eyes
-and finally djponyfi and blue daze sitting under a tree
-this is being taken place by a hill side with a sunset
If some pony is able to make this posible I will be eternally great full and I am also looking for a antagonist for a chapter if any pony can give a idea that would be the best thing ever thank you for reading I really love you guys (no homo) from the bottom of my heart you guys got me through this and I just want to say you mares and stallions are the best I will always remember you guys forever and thanks for reading I will put a link in the authors note when I get the sequel out thank you be creative express your self blah blah blah and special thanks this the most important of you all DjponyFl for the awesome oc for the story man the sequel is going to be awesome seya everybrony pegasister changeling I am bbonet98 assassindog117 or green brush signing off.