When The Day Meets Night
It was mornings like this that irked Celestia the most. She made her own sister a scrumptious meal with huckleberries in the moon’s design and a banana peel making a smiling face, yet all Luna does is go back to her room without a word. As she poked at her breakfast, she considered just what to do. Talking to her was like talking to a cat. It may make you feel like they’re listening, but they’re really not. She could try waking up earlier to meet Luna in the throne room before she gets into her funk...
What does Luna even do at night that makes her so tired? Yes, her duties may be tiring, but that tiring? Moreover, it’s always Faeday and Moonday when she’s the worst. Nothing should be all that special about either night, and yet, there she is, with a sour scowl on her face and bags under her eyes. Celestia picked at her meal, taking a slice of mango from her own fruity moon, bringing it into her mouth to contemplate the flavor.
Is it the lavender? Is she allergic? No, that wouldn’t make sense. She would be a grump seven days a week, if that were the case. What did she do Moonday and Faeday morning? There must be something she’s missing. Yes! The guards would know! Celestia finished the sliced bananas from her plate before getting up from her gilded chair, walking over to the guard standing watch next to the door.
“Please have my breakfast refrigerated for later.”
“Of course, your majesty.” They nodded back to her, the princess leaving into the spacious halls of Canterlot Castle. Was it the castle itself? What happened those mornings or prior evenings? Platinday, nothing of importance. Faeday usually had some event occurring, but that was in the afternoon. Sunday? The guards had something going on then, but would it disturb her duties in the throne room?
Celestia hummed to herself as she trekked to the barracks, nodding to the guards on either side before entering and going to the door of the one captain who might have an answer. She planted five firm knocks on the door with his cutie mark emblazoned on a plaque, waiting a few seconds before doing it again.
“The princesses better be dying, or you’re getting court marshaled!” Their voice came from within.
“Captain. May I have a word with you?”
They went silent before she heard a scrambling; the door opening a few moments later to the thestral that squinted back the light. “Your highness. What do you need of me?”
“I would like to speak to you about my sister, actually.” She waited for him to catch on, the captain stepping aside for her to enter the fairly small room. It had only a bed, hooflocker, and desk, but it served its function. She sat down atop the military bed while the captain rubbed his eyes to wake up, speaking once he returned his eyes to hers. “I would like to ask about her nightly activities. Specifically, Platinday to Faeday and Sunday to Moonday.”
“Oh...” He cringed, clearing his throat. “W-Well, I, uh, h-help her with preening those evenings.”
“Pardon?” Celestia’s eyebrows moved together, trying to search the captain’s face for anything other than utter embarrassment.
“Y-Yeah, so, it wasn’t my idea. She said she needed somepony she could trust with getting it done, so I volunteered, since, you know–”
“Captain, please speak clearly. You preen her? Alone?”
He nodded, gulping. “I-I’m sorry if it is unbefitting a member of the royal guard. I didn’t think anything of it–”
“No, that’s not why I’m...” She took a breath, narrowing her eyes on him. “What happens then those nights?”
“Well, she does some throne duties. Ya know. The whole dream-walking stuff.” He shrugged a hoof. “Then I escort her to her chambers, where she does something else for half the night before returning and doing more throne things.”
“And does she take these absences to her room any other days?”
“No?” He tilted his head, a slight cringe coming over his face before he cracked his neck. “Oh, that’s nice.”
“Thank you, captain. Please try to figure out what she is doing during those absences.”
“Of course, your majesty.” He bowed his head, Celestia getting up from the bed and leaving him to his sleeping. And the next time her sister does whatever it is she does, she’ll be found out.
Another morning, another meal ignored by her sister. It was just typical of her. What would Luna say if she knew Celestia knew of her private preening sessions with the captain? Would she be embarrassed? Was there... Yes, she would be embarrassed if she was doing THAT on her own. Would the captain even follow through? What if he’s involved with her? Now that was a thought she couldn’t shake, and it would be ‘unbecoming’ of a royal guard to get involved in a love affair with a princess.
So many questions, not a lot of answers. Her fork glided to cut another piece of pancake for her to consume, her mouth humming as she considered it deeper. Did she have a hobby? It would seem pretty foalish to hide something like that, so maybe not.
Her ears swiveled as she heard some chatter by the door, silent hoofsteps making their way toward her. The captain stood at attention off to the side until she motioned for him to get closer. “Did you need anything, captain?”
“I, uh, found out what she’s been doing. Kinda.” He provided a nervous smile to her, Celestia humming to herself.
“And?” she asked at the first available moment, him taking a deep breath in as their voice lowered.
“She’s been, uh, leaving the castle. Specifically, she’s been going to the purple glow district.”
Celestia’s brow raised, eyes searching the captain’s for honesty and only finding his flushed face instead. So her sister was breaking her vow of celibacy, and with commoners at that. It still left a massive question hanging over the situation, and she knew she had to know the truth.
“Thank you for your efforts, Captain Dawn. I can only imagine how hard it was to spy on your own princess.”
“W-Well, you’re my princess too.” He flashed her a toothy grin. “Was that everything, your majesty?”
She hummed a moment before her smile grew. “Actually, I would like to know when she tends to retire to her room during those nights.”
At exactly 1:00 AM, Luna left from the throne room to make her way back to her room. By 1:11, she entered her room and got ready for the night. Within her darkened chambers, Celestia held her remote sight to just outside her own balcony door, watching her sisters to know if she was teleporting or flying. After fifteen minutes, the balcony doors opened slowly, being closed at a similarly sluggish speed as the lunar princess escaped her room.
Celestia canceled her spell and went for the balcony doors, opening her own and exiting as her sister was gliding across the castle. Her wing beats took her into the air to stay far above, keeping her eyes locked on the alicorn that blended in with the shadows and night. But even Luna couldn’t hide from her, no matter how hard she tried.
As Luna began redirecting over Canterlot, Celestia glided down to catch up to her, finding her land atop a balcony at one of the most prestigious gentlecolt clubs in the city, one rumored to serve as a brothel for high-end clients. The mare entered inside as Celestia descended to the roof, finding a spot not too visible to passersby. Her horn lit up to track her sister’s progress through the building. When she entered a room and stopped in place, her focus shifted. She cast her remote sight to an unsuspecting corner of the room, looking out over a heart-shaped bed with a snow-white coated mare putting on...
Regalia. Regalia almost exactly like her own, small enough to fit over her before the mare pulled out a chromatic wig in her own colors to fit over their natural dark green mane. Luna, in contrast, was unloading her saddlebags on the bed, including her false fangs and smooth nightly helmet. As she slid it over her horn, it lit up to transform her into–
Celestia covered her mouth as she observed her sister take on the visage of Nightmare Moon, putting the false fangs into her mouth to readjust them while both ponies present put away anything to suggest it wasn’t real.
The white mare took a breath in before facing down Luna. “Safe-word is cupcake like last time. What scenario were you thinking tonight?”
“I want you to bite back.” Her grin grew, the mare shaking her entire body before getting up atop the bed, Celestia’s sister casting a noise cancelation spell to coat the room. Good thing remote hearing bypasses that when setup ahead of time.
Both of them closed their eyes and took deep breaths, reopening for the mare to scowl at Luna as she gave a giddy, fanged grin. “You will never succeed, Nightmare Moon! You may have bested me, but I still have the Elements of Harmony on my side! What do you have?” The mare tried her best to mimic Celestia’s voice, Luna stepping forward toward her.
“Oh, dear sister, do you think they can save you? I have you at my mercy, and you know I don’t take prisoners.”
“I will fight you to the very end!” The mare jumped at her, Luna’s magic forcing them down to the bed, splaying their hooves. “You’re a monster! You wouldn’t dare–”
“Dare what, Tia?” Luna approached, getting up atop the bed to tower over the prostitute, lowering herself down so she pinned the mare to the bed.
“You don’t have the strength to do it!” She physically spat into Luna’s face, the grin turning into a snarl as she grabbed the mare by the throat, shoving her up the bed as a hoof went along her body.
“You’ll regret that, you fat whorse!”
“D-Do... y-your worst!” They struggled out even as Celestia’s own stomach turned. Her sister... Is this what–
“I’ll make you BEG me to stop!” Her magic ignited to pick up the mare to pin against the wall, Luna grabbing her to force a hoof straight for her marehood, rubbing against it with her armored hoof. The mare squirmed against the assault even as a foreleg stayed on her neck, hooves kicking back as Luna brought her face closer, giving a lick upside the mare’s face and humming to herself. “How does it feel to have your pathetic vow broken, Tia? How does it feel to make a slut out of you?”
“Buck you, you murderous bitch!”
“Oh, how I do enjoy your commentary, but I think that’s a privilege only free ponies deserve.” Her mouth moved off the mare’s, the hoof rubbing away at the clitoris of the mare as she squirmed and fought. Luna pulled back shortly after to throw the mare back onto the bed, them taking the moment to catch their breath. The fictitious Nightmare Moon jumped atop the bed and turned to sit directly atop the mare’s face. “You will have to earn your freedom, dear sister! Unlike when you sent me to the moon for a thousand bucking years!”
Celestia watched as the mare stuck her snout into Luna’s own marehood, hooves punching away at her sides and legs, attempting to kick but being held down by Luna’s forehooves. Her sister’s smile only grew as she forced the mare to eat her out. “Yes! Please the only real princess in Equestria! Maybe I’ll take you as a servant if you do well! Oh yes, see how your precious light is snuffed out!”
No, that’s enough. Celestia canceled her spell and shrunk back atop the roof. Her fur stood on end as her throat swallowed back the disgust. Did Luna... Did she mean what she said? Is that why she’s so grumpy in the mornings? Does she hate her? The sinking feeling only sent more concern running through her. Her sister was role-playing raping her as Nightmare Moon.
She couldn’t let this go. No. Her sister was breaking her vow, engaging in vile role-playing, and clearly had more on her mind than simply some fun with a common whorse.
But how to go about talking to her?
The alarm clock’s blare drew a deep, guttural growl out of the princess as she flung her hoof in its general direction. The first attempt missed, hitting her Star Swirl figurine off the table to tumble to the floor, the second hitting the lamp and shifting it out of position.
On the third, she contacted her target, but it was too late. While she wanted to sleep in, the past three times it went off told her she needed to get up, and her horn was already ticking into her skull that it needed release. As she pushed herself up onto her hooves, she took the moment to stretch her hind-legs, feeling the muscle straining before she laid her body back down, taking several deep breaths.
With air being sucked into her lungs, she lit her horn and removed the cooling blanket from her bed, getting onto her hooves to step down. First stop: The lavatory. After relieving herself in the ‘throne,’ she made her way to the shower, turning it on to the near-freezing cold she was so accustomed to. Her sister may have preferred to lounge around in boiling water, but she wasn’t her sister, a constant reminder coming from ponies giving praise to Equestria’s longest living ruler.
Her hooves made work of her mane to get it under control, horn floating the special shampoo to squeeze out in excess over her body. Next came the sponges, floating from their basket to scrub her down from horn to tail. As usual, the door in the main room was opened with a pony entering, to no doubt take their place on her bed. All she did was let out a sigh into her chilly water, wishing it could get colder. Maybe it was for the best to stop her little excursions.
She sucked in as much air as possible before floating the shower-head all over her body, washing away her woes with the stream. Next came her rear, getting plenty under tail to stifle the heat her body wished to give off. How could Tia survive a thousand years without blowing up from the pressure? It was a monthly affair, and- Oh, right, it’s because she’s so hot-blooded it blends into the background.
Luna hung the shower-head and left, levitating the towels to scrub her down and wrap on her mane and tail, finally exiting to see her companion for the night sitting at the ready. It brought a tiny smile to her face as she walked over and laid down, extending her wing for him to begin.
Were the vows necessary? What was so wrong with having a special somepony? Sure, they’ll end up dying in a century, but it’s better than suffering through heat every month. And who knows, maybe it will become something more...
“Eck!” the captain spat out a broken feather to the bed, his hooves running along the wings from base to tip before he went in for another round.
“Captain. Are you sure you didn’t do this before you joined the guard?”
He disentangled himself from her plumage, thinking about it for a moment. “Well... Us bats don’t exactly have wings, and it’s not like there are very many pegasi living in the jungles.”
“Point taken. It just seems unbelievable you got this good only after joining the guard.”
“Lots of things don’t seem believable at first.” He went back in, stuffing his mouth with her feathers. She hummed as she felt the arousal she always tried to prevent, thinking pure thoughts of fields of grass and baby ponies. As soon as the thoughts failed, he disconnected from her wing, going over her to sit on her other side, the other wing extending for him to begin.
Perhaps she should ask Tia how she can preen herself without needing assistance. It wouldn’t have the same effect of getting her frustrated like she wanted, but it would at least limit the suspicion circulating among the lunar guard about just what the captain does to her these evenings. She took a deep breath in as her preened wing fluttered, eyes closing to return to those thoughts.
No sooner did she get into the pattern did he pull away, grabbing the two feathers from that side before stepping over and grabbing the last one. “Need anything else, your highness?”
“Dawn... Should I... Nevermind.” She let out a sigh, stuffing her face into the bedsheets. If anypony was going to give her an honest answer, it would be him or his little friend group. Her eyes raised as he got down from the bed, securing the feathers in a bag he kept with him for secure disposing before opening the door and leaving. Always leaving as quick as he entered...
The moment the door closed, her horn lit up to take the towels from her mane and tail, sparking to give the hair its usual flow. With two clearing breaths, she got up onto her hooves and went for her dresser, opening it to take out her regalia, slipping them on. Last stop was the balcony. As she opened the doors to her sister’s light, her muzzle scrunched up.
“Achoo!” She rubbed her nose, exiting onto the balcony to look over at her sister, the mare not casting a glance her way before starting the lowering process. Luna’s own horn lit up to raise the moon, swapping places at the horizon as she rose into the air. The discharge cleared from her horn as she lowered back to the balcony, reentering her room to head for the door and–
A knock came as she reached it, horn opening it to the captain of the Princess Protection Detail. Shattershield, if she remembered correctly. “Your highness.” He bowed his head a moment before passing forth a sealed letter.
“Thank you, captain.” She nodded to them to send them off, opening the letter from the doorway.
Luna,
I know what you’ve been doing on Faeday and Moonday. I’m disappointed you felt like this was an acceptable way to unwind. I’ll be awake for the next hour. I want to talk to you in-pony about your behavior.
- Tia
Her muzzle scrunched up alongside the letter, her throwing it back into her room before returning inside and slamming the door shut, going to her balcony. She took to the air to cross the distance to her sister’s balcony, pushing open the doors to the bright and cheerful room her oh-so-benevolent sister kept tidy. Sat on her bed was said sister, reading another report most likely outlining a new mansion for the nobility.
“What do you want, Tia?” she demanded, closing the balcony doors behind her.
“Luna...” Celestia put down the report, keeping her eyes on the bed sheet ahead of her. “Why can’t you talk to me?”
“We’re talking now, so unless you have anything important to say, I’m going to do my duties to Equestria.”
Her eyes moved up to her sister, narrowing. “It’s exactly this attitude, Luna! You seem to think it’s perfectly acceptable to keep everything bottled up inside you! I’m your sister. You can tell me anything. I won’t judge you.”
The lunar princess scoffed. “Yeah, and our world revolves around the sun.”
“Luna.” Celestia’s eyes narrowed, getting to her hooves to get down from the bed. “You are as important to Equestria as I am.”
“That’s bullshit and you know it is!” Luna snapped back, taking a step forward.
“If you can’t see your own worth, then you haven’t grown up one bit since becoming Nightmare Moon!” she shot in return, Luna’s eyes widening ever so much. “Rather than telling me what’s wrong, you still keep it on the inside to turn you into a bitter wreck! I know what you’ve been doing, Luna! I saw you role-playing with the whorse dressed as me! If you had backbone, you’d just come out and say it to my face!”
Luna took another two steps forward and shoved a hoof into her sister. “You want to know what I’m sick of?! You! Everypony sees you as some perfect paragon of virtue! You’re just a pony living in a fairy-tale where you can do no wrong, and everypony else seems to think so too! But I see you for who you are!”
Celestia’s ears fell back, Luna taking another step forward to back up her older sibling. “You’re a liar and a hypocrite, Tia! Some proud, gluttonous bitch who gives no bucks about who you need to crush beneath you!” Tears formed at the corners of Luna’s eyes. “You always put me and my ponies down! You and your hoof-licking sycophantic bastards that glorify the day and shun the night! Every time I try to fix things for my bats, they are there to stand in my way, and you defend them! I’m bucking sick of it! I’m a legitimate ruler of Equestria! Why shouldn’t I be treated as one?!”
A wicked grin formed up on her sister’s face as Luna’s ears fell back.
“Prove it. If you believe you can do it, then show me. Because what I see is a scared little tyrant not getting their way. I bet you don’t even have the strength to do it!”
The snarl reformed on Luna’s face as her horn lit up, sending her sister back and onto the bed, her wings taking her to the air to land atop all four of her sister’s legs. “Buck you, you fat whorse!”
“I’m waiting.” Her grin only grew in direct contrast to the fury in her sister’s eyes. “Or should I call your bluff?”
Luna leapt into the air to throw her sister to the wall, landing after her to pin a foreleg to her neck, the other going for her lower half. The moment it touched Celestia’s vulva, the mare groaned. “Just typical of you.”
“BUCK OFF!” She tightened her grip against her sister’s neck as the other hoof went with vicious abandon to rub the sun’s clitoris, her armored hoof going hard against it even as Celestia’s smug grin remained. “I knew you were a bucking hypocritical piece of shit!”
“Oh, does this surprise you now, sister?”
Luna thrust her hoof upward, getting a gasp from Tia as she started penetrating with her hoof, making sure she shoved inside as hard and deep as possible. “You’re a bucking slut, aren’t you?! Probably have all sorts of stallions party all over your ass at the gala!”
“Like you would know! Y-You don’t even attend the gala!”
Luna grabbed Celestia to throw her down to the bed, her rear turning to shove into her sister’s face. “Eat or I’m sticking my horn up your ass!”
The moment the tongue entered her inflamed loins, Luna let out a gasp of her own. It was everything she ever dreamed and more, a tongue to rival her own plunging into her depths. Her own head went down as she held onto her sister’s hind-legs, lodging itself in the steaming waves that passed from that white pussy desired by half the country. Luna's muzzle plunged straight into it, tongue moving from the inside curves to the clit and back without direction or purpose.
Her own rear was tightening up as she went at her whorse of a sister, giving it her all to get her off first. Her tongue plunged as deep inside as possible, fighting the muscles for every bit of space she could. She wouldn’t win this time. She couldn’t win this time!
Her lips moved over the red jewel, sucking it before her tongue plunged right back in, feeling along the walls of flesh that squirmed against it. She had to win. But as her body tightened up with the knot spreading from her aching marehood, it felt like another defeat. Wait!
She took her rear from her sister’s face, perching herself on her shaking legs with her face still in Tia’s marehood even as the mare giggled up a storm. “T-That’s cheating!”
All’s fair in love and war, Tia. And this is war. Luna could feel the inside of her sister tightening at a gradual pace, no doubt mimicking the knot that was unwinding itself inside her very body. Her legs gave in to send her vulva back into Tia’s nose, a tongue entering in an instant. But now she had her advantage. Her sister’s muscles were responding more than hers were, and it would only be a m-matter of time b-before–
Celestia’s muffled moans filled her rear as she felt her tongue receiving increased resistance, shortly before a gush of marecum sprayed out into her mouth, coating her face. She held fast, licking at the sun that burned her tongue, fighting against her own tsunami. She dislodged her head from her sister’s crotch as the knot finally snapped. It sent chills running along her body and numbing every piece of her before she letting loose every single desire into the open air, filling the room with her moan.
Her sister didn’t give up one bit, sending her into a panting fit as she rode the high of her orgasm, soaking Tia’s face in her juices and dripping to the bed below. Her eyes rolled back as it flushed all the anxiety and anger, leaving only something hollow in its place, eyes watering up with the flood of emotions.
Luna’s body rolled from her sister onto the bed next to her as her hooves went to her eyes, letting out the first sob as she tried fighting back any more tears. She rolled to her hooves and stumbled for the balcony doors, trying not to think about it.
“Lulu?” her sister called after her, but Luna shoved open the doors and took flight, returning to her own room. As she slammed shut the doors to her balcony, she threw herself onto her bed, letting go all the tears she had been holding back in a single wailing cry.
The sun was up; the moon lowered below the horizon, but neither could look the other in the eye. Something was off about last night. Yes, it was blissful, but her sister didn’t seem to find any satisfaction in it. Her eyes went to the mare simply entering her own room without a single glance in her direction.
Celestia let out a sigh before pushing open the doors to her room, striding into the halls and down the corridor toward where she can hopefully get some answers. As she reached ground-level, the dutiful Captain Dawn waited on her, shuffling on his hooves.
“Captain. To what do I owe this pleasure?” She provided her regal smile to the worried thestral, him scratching the back of his head.
“So... remember when you asked me to keep an eye on her comings and goings?” He cleared his throat, lowering his voice. “S-She didn’t leave her room last night. I don’t know why, but I thought you might want to know.”
“Thank you, captain. Please call off your guards from violating her privacy anymore. Her and I have had a chat about her nightly activities, and I feel it is best to keep this a private matter between us. Please do come by my room this evening, however. I would like to see how well your preening skills truly are.”
His face flushed in an instant. “O-Of course, your highness.” He gave a deep bow to her as she passed, making her way toward the great dining hall. If her sister left her room, she should be there already. If. And if she could stand to speak to her.
Once she entered the dining hall, her eyes happened upon Luna sitting at the table for once, frowning at her empty plate. Celestia took her seat across the long table from her, taking careful breaths while she judged how this would go. Her sister didn’t move a muscle besides the occasional blink, Celestia’s own chest tightening as she forced out the next words.
“How was your night?”
The mare let out a deep sigh as a servant came over with the menus, Celestia waving them away with a hoof. Once gone, her sister gave her reply.
“I-I’m sorry, Tia...”
“If you are talking about last night, I’m not upset. I may have been upset when I found out what you were doing, but all of it is behind me now. Do you need to–”
“I’m a bucking idiot!” Her hooves shot up to cover her eyes. “I-I’ll never be like you, o-or as confident or as- BUCK! I-I can’t p-protect my thestrals, o-or run a school, or p-plan ahead and...” Her hooves lowered to reveal the drops dripping from her eyes. “I-I can’t do it... A-And I feel so a-alone and...”
Celestia got up from her seat to carry it in her magic with her, placing it on her sister’s end so she could sit with her. Her wing extended to push Luna into her side, the mare letting out a choked whimper as she hugged her close.
“In the years following the Lunar Civil War, I often asked myself if I did the right thing.” Celestia kept her voice low and soft, rubbing her sister’s back. “I questioned whether there was anything else that could be done to save you. I searched for decades for a way to release you from the moon, but I only discovered how long you would be stuck there. It may be hard to imagine, but I had many nights where I was in tears, hoping that there was some way to get you back. Even after all you did, setting up your armies to wage a war against the nation and trying to seize power, I still held hope you could see past your jealousy and anger.”
The lunar princess sniffled while Tia continued. “I-I can’t describe how afraid I was of the future, of living centuries without you by my side. We were always meant to rule together, Lulu. As mom had dad, I had you. Last night...” She took in a breath, letting out a satisfied sigh. “It was the best night I’ve slept since your return, but only once I could get to sleep. You running off in tears hurt more than when you called me the ‘bitch queen of Equestria.’ And it made my heart ache as much as when you returned still filled with rage.
I love you, Luna. Last night, I wanted to show you that love, that I would abandon my vow for you if that’s what it took. To show you could tell me anything and that I wouldn’t judge you. I know what it’s like to feel helpless, and I want to help you spread your wings this time. Ruling a nation is not all fun and games, often spending days and nights without somepony to confide in. I spent a thousand years alone doing exactly that.
But now I have you.”
Luna gave a sniffle before pulling her tearful eyes from her sister’s fur, staring into the eyes that leaked their own watery droplets, lip quivering as she spoke. “T-Thank you, Tia.”
“I’d do anything for you, Lulu.” She gave her one last smile. “I want to give you the opportunity to learn and grow. I want to give you more to do on your own during the night, without me looking over your shoulder. How does that sound?”
“I-I’d appreciate it a lot.” She choked on her giggles. “I-I’ll do my b-best.”
“I already know you will.”
Luna hugged Celestia tighter as her sister did the same, holding one another for what felt like hours. But all good things must come to an end, and the clops of Celestia’s secretary entering the hall signaled their time had come.
“Princess, I have your itinerary for the day.” Raven floated over the list for Celestia to view, her eyes crossing it only a moment before moving down to her sister.
“Would you like me to give you some of my duties for today?” She brushed a loose strand of mane from her sister’s eyes. “Because I won’t mind forcing some of my sycophantic hoof-licking bastards to go to night court for once.”
They both shared a giggle with one another, Luna’s grin growing. “O-Of course. I-I’d love to, Tia.”