The Twelve Days of Pony
YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! THe crowd madly cheered. Celestia and Luna were watching their performance, whispering after their normal carol after the normal Hearth's Warming Eve play, which was a favorite by a landslide, they hurried back to their castle and wrote a scroll to a writer saying: "write a carol for this generation of the elements and relatives. if you run out of ideas, stick any pony in. ASAP."
The writer came back with:
On the first day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the second day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 2 rainbows Dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the third day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 6 Pinkamenas ( just a side note, I dont mean evil/sad Pinkie)
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 8 Big MacIntosh,
7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 9 soaring Bolts,
8 Big MacIntosh,
7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the tenth day of Christmas a pony gave to me, 10 jeweled elements,
9 soaring Bolts
8 Big MacIntosh,
7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 11 Ursa Minors,
10 jeweled elements,
9 soaring Bolts
8 Big MacIntosh,
7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a pony gave to me, 12 Princess Lunas
11 Ursa Minors,
10 jeweled elements,
9 soaring Bolts
8 Big MacIntosh,
7 shining dresses,
6 Pinkamenas
5 Deeeerrrrrrrpy Hooooooooves,
4 Applejacks,
3 crusaders,
2 rainbows dashing,
and a Twilight and a Trixie.
What is a Christmas? Celestia asked herself. After reading, she said: "It's perfect, but what is a Christmas?" She snuck away as the writer landed with a thump as she closed the door.