I'm experimenting this idea in my universe. Let me know what you think! This is probably my most controversial idea for my MLP future universe.
Putting in a prologue to this story and then planning on finishing "Goddess of the Moon".
In this story - Starlight Glimmer never reformed in "The Cutie Re-Mark". She simply saw that Twilight Sparkle was never going to give up on thwarting Starlight's plan - so she decided to surrender. Starlight had simply been waiting for the opportunity to take power back for herself. Starlight sees the opportunity of taking on two inexperienced princesses as that opportunity. This is the final stage of Starlight's plan to take over all of Equestria.
Princess Apple Bloom was still getting used to raising the moon. Luna had taught her well, but the moon was sometimes stubborn – especially when it was a full moon.
Tonight was gonna be one of those nights.
Apple Bloom groaned as she used her alicorn magic to raise the moon up in the sky.
“C’mon, you know ah am not going to play dead.” Apple Bloom strengthened the force of her magic on the moon – emitting a fervent blast from her horn. The moon, in its full beauty, moved up the sky.
Apple Bloom smiled and said, “good, ah’m glad you finally came to your senses.” The moon appeared to be done with its tricks.
A year had passed since her coronation. Apple Bloom felt that she had come a long way since Luna first told her that she would be the new Goddess of the Moon.
She went over her mental to-do list for the night. Apple Bloom would be visiting the dreams of four ponies, a griffon, and two yaks. The full moon certainly made creatures’ thoughts more active and anxiety-driven. She would start with the teenage unicorn stallion in Manehattan.
But the moon seemed to be emitting a message for Princess Apple Bloom.
“What do you want now, moon? Ah have a lot of work to do tonight.”
The moon flickered in a code which only Apple Bloom could see. This must have been important. The moon only did this once before and there was a bugbear attack on Canterlot.
The moon flickered very quickly but Apple Bloom’s mind worked just as quickly.
She could make out the message, “Beware. A pony who you thought was your friend seeks to take you and Twilight Sparkle out. A clever yet devilish pony has taken advantage of Twilight Sparkle’s kind heart. Beware.”
“So, are you going to tell me who this clever yet devilish pony is?”
The moon flickered again.
“Sunburst would know the answer..” Oh my Luna, thought Apple Bloom, could it be? This was the only hint Apple Bloom needed. Yes, it made sense. They needed to beware Starlight Glimmer. She had to go warn Twilight right away! The dreams would need to wait.
Starlight Glimmer had largely been a recluse the past year – hiding in Twilight’s old castle in Ponyville. She was officially the Headmare of the School of Friendship but she had delegated just about all of her duties to anyone who volunteered. Not that she really cared but she needed to put up the act.
Starlight was the most brilliant pony and the most powerful at magic. She deserved to rule over Equestria herself. She had it all with that small village she took over until Twilight Sparkle ruined everything. But it was okay. Starlight’s dreams were bigger now. She deserved more power than that of a mayor. Starlight deserved to be the most powerful alicorn in Equestria.
Starlight spent the past year perfecting her magical abilities. Her plan would require perfection – no mistakes were allowed. This was her chance to strike. Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom were both inexperienced princesses who were just growing into their roles. Starlight would win on magical ability alone. Apple Bloom just learned how to use magic basically five seconds ago and Twilight was not as smart as ponies seemed to think she was. Well – Twilight was smart, it was just that Starlight was smarter – even if other ponies didn’t see it.
Why wouldn’t Sunburst join her? He was so damn noble and refused to participate. She was forced to intimidate Sunburst into silence. Killing Sunburst would have raised suspicion. But he knew that she would kill him, his mother, and anyone else he cared about if he rang the alarm bells.
Starlight was forced to work with a more incompetent partner. This partner wasn’t as magically defunct as Starburst but she lacked his brilliant analytical mind.
Starlight’s assistant arrived at the castle, Trixie Lulamoon.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie has gathered all of the pig hairs that she could find in that filthy farm.”
“I know – it is filthy indeed. Some low-life farm pony becomes a Princess and I am a nobody. Thanks a lot, Luna. But yes these pig hairs are exactly what I need to enact my master plan.”
“So do you wish to share with Trixie what this plan entails?”
“You will find out soon enough, Trixie.”
“I might be able to assist more if I knew what it is that we are doing.”
Starlight chuckled to herself, Trixie gave herself way too much credit. But she needed to ensure Trixie’s loyalty. Trixie was the only pony who actually liked her through all of this.
“Very well. I suppose I can trust you with the information on my plan. But you cannot tell any pony – otherwise, it will not work.”
“Certainly. The Great and Powerful Trixie can keep secrets whenever her best friend says she must.”
“Let’s say that I am going to get every creature in Equestria to follow my lead. Twilight and Apple Bloom will be forced out by public demand!”
“But you are not the most popular pony, how can you get Equestria on your side?”
“How do you think? Don’t be a dumbass.”
“Ah – this is why I am needed. The Great and Powerful Trixie has the magic necessary to get the plan going. But even she cannot use her magic to brainwash ponies.”
“Err.. just keep getting me all the ingredients on my list and your great and powerful magic will help. Now I believe you must go to Griffonstone and get some goods from the griffons – you know, the drugs.”
“Trixie will not let her friend Starlight down, she promises that!”
“I know you won’t. Now, go and get me some meth.”
Trixie ran off.
Starlight smiled. This was going to work. This had to work. Starlight waited too many years not to seize this opportunity for herself. She would become the ruler of Equestria and ponies would accept.
Apple Bloom rushed over to Canterlot Castle as fast as she could. She needed to warn Twilight. Apple Bloom knew deep in her heart that she could never trust Starlight – but no other pony seemed to share her reservations. Now the proof was here. The moon had told her all she needed to know.
She could see the light was on in Twilight’s chambers. Good, Twilight was awake.
Apple Bloom flew towards Twilight’s window, “hey, Twi’, we have a real emergency on our hooves!”
Twilight approached the window with a look of concern.
“Ah got the most ominous message from the moon.”
“What’s the matter? I haven’t heard of any problems.”
“Ah was warned of a real threat – one that will tear Equestria apart. A supposed friend is actually an enemy who seeks to take over Equestria.”
“And who is this supposed friend?”
“You aren’t going to like the answer, Twi.”
“Tell me. I’m ready for any foe – but I guess I’m not going to like the answer. I knew Prince Blueblood was a prick but I didn’t think he would take our breakup so hard. I can deal with..”
“It’s not Prince Blueblood. Do you think ah would be flying to you in the middle of the night in a frantic frenzy if he was the threat? Ah could have taken him out myself.”
“Okay, then who is this supposed friend? Discord?”
“No but ah think he’ll help us against this one – you trusted this one too much! Ah am sure glad that ah did not trust! Ah advised you that you should find some pony else to be the Headmare of the School of Friendship long ago. And you didn’t listen and now..”
“You can’t let your own personal biases cloud your judgment. I know Starlight Glimmer much better than you do and I know that she has been reformed. How do I know you aren’t just making this up because you don’t like her?”
“Did ah ever try to enslave a village? Did ah ever try to get revenge on you because ah’m a power-hungry megalomaniac? Ah know you consider your mentoring Starlight Glimmer to be one of your most incredible achievements but don’t let your own personal biases cloud your judgment.”
“Always throwing my words back at me. I see why Luna wanted you.”
“The moon told me like it did about the bugbears. The moon was right last time and it is right this time.”
“The moon is cryptic in its messages. It took us a day to decipher the bugbears were going to invade. Did it explicitly tell you that Starlight Glimmer is evil?”
“Not exactly. But it told me that a clever yet devilish pony was looking to cause trouble and it was one who took advantage of your kind heart. And it said to talk with Sunburst – that he would know.”
“Maybe it’s some pony we know from the Crystal Empire? Or heavens, maybe the pony is Sunburst himself looking to conquer Equestria?”
“You honestly think Sunburst has the desire to conquer Equestria?”
“Well..okay..maybe it’s not Sunburst. But the moon said that Sunburst would know, right?”
“Yeah it did.”
“Okay, let me talk to Sunburst tomorrow about this. I hope he isn’t upset that I’m putting him in such an uncomfortable position – blaming Starlight Glimmer of potentially initiating a coup d’état.”
“Ah can chat with Sunburst about it. Ah can take the blame if ah’m wrong. But the moon does not lie.”
“I agree but we don’t know for certain that we got the moon’s message right.”
Apple Bloom groaned. She was certain but she could understand why Twilight didn’t want to believe that her “star pupil” would be evil. Apple Bloom would have to play along and talk to Sunburst.
“Ah think ah got it right. But ah will work on getting you proof, ah just hope it’s not too late. You know as well as ah do how manipulative Starlight can be.”
“I’ll let you see what info you can gather from Sunburst. I don’t really want to think about the remote possibility that Starlight has been fooling us all the time.”
“She’s been fooling you all the time. Most of us know the truth.”
“That’s just because you were all biased against Starlight because of her past mistakes.”
“Mistakes? Understatement of the millennium! You freak out when the sun is off by a degree from its scheduled position. Starlight has done a lot more than that – if you treated her as harshly as you did yourself, she would be in line for execution.”
“That’s another thing which you know I don’t approve, Apple Bloom. No creature should be killed by us – no matter how bad. It goes against our spirit. The worst we do is turn creatures to stone.”
“Some are unforgiveable. And if ah’m right about Starlight Glimmer, trust me – she is Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow times 1000.”
“Let’s shelve this conversation until we have more facts. Don’t you have your nightly duties to perform?”
“Yes ah do. But as Luna would tell me, some matters take higher priority. Ah will talk with Sunburst tomorrow and we can then work on our plans to vanquish the threat.”
“I hope you’re wrong. I really do. Now I’m going to get some sleep. See you tomorrow.”
Apple Bloom could tell from Twilight’s nervous tone – Twilight knew full well that it was more than a “remote possibility” that Starlight Glimmer was evil. Apple Bloom would get Sunburst involved tomorrow. Now it was off to her nightly duties.
Trixie was used to performing in some of Equestria’s most rundown areas. Griffonstone wasn’t a problem at all. In fact, the Great and Powerful Trixie swore that she would get the griffons to ally with her and Starlight! Then perhaps, Starlight would start taking her more seriously.
Even for Griffonstone, Alley Hook was an area considered especially dangerous. The sociopathic drug lords of Griffonstone all hid out in Alley Hook. Trixie was okay since she was prepared for any challenge she might face! Trixie groaned as some male griffons were whistling at her.
“Give me some of that sweet unicorn ass”, one of the griffons said with a cackle.
Trixie snarled and said, “Not in your dreams.”
“Hey, Gonzo. I bet we can take this babe down for some fun”, said the griffon.
“I think you’re right about that, Leo.”
Gonzo and Leo made their way towards Trixie. She began to run. These two imbeciles were going to rape her.
Trixie ran as fast as she could but the griffons were making headway.
Suddenly, they heard a loud – “STOP THIS NOW! THIS IS A CUSTOMER, NOT A PIECE OF ASS!”
Gonzo and Leo cowered into a corner. A larger griffon approached Trixie with a golden eye and a moustache.
“Starlight gave me advance notice of your arrival.”
“Woah, this mare is working with Starlight”, mumbled Gonzo, “so sorry. We didn’t know.”
“You two morons make yourselves useful and cook me some crystal meth.”
Gonzo and Leo flew away.
“I am so sorry about those two. They think they’re tough birds – but I keep them in line.”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie forgives you. So you know why I am here?”
“I most certainly do. I am Chapo, an ally of Starlight Glimmer. It is a pleasure to meet you.”
“I need a thousand ounces of meth.”
“I’m assuming that since Starlight has figured out how to hack Equestria’s Treasury that the price won’t be an issue.”
“A million bits are in this bag.”
“Since I believe in the cause, we can cut that price 25%. Only 750 thousand bits are required. Use the rest to give us unfettered access to Equestria.”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie is grateful for your generosity.”
Trixie gave Chapo the money and she received the meth.
“Anything you need at all, stop by anytime. Those fools now know you work with our future leader and they won’t bother you anymore.”
“Thank you, Chapo. The Great and Powerful Trixie will ensure that griffonkind is treated well under Starlight Glimmer’s rule.”
“That’s the plan. Most of your ponykind is soft. They’ll take to my product easily.”
“Trixie knows so!”
Trixie transported herself and the meth back to Starlight’s alcove.
Trixie saw Starlight staring into a pot. This must have been for some spell. Trixie hoped that purchasing all of this meth at a discount would make Starlight proud.
“Hello Starlight”, said Trixie, “I have returned with a gift!”
Starlight looked up and saw two bags by Trixie.
“Thank you, Trixie”, said Starlight, “I knew that I could count on you. I also appreciate that you got our meth at a discount.”
“We will certainly get ponies all stoned outta’ mind!”
Starlight approached Trixie and the two mares began to kiss. Trixie was in heaven. She had done well and made Starlight proud. As long as Trixie had Starlight, Trixie was satisfied with any outcome that was in store.
Starlight Glimmer was busy with her work. Everything was coming together. She would make Equestria her own soon enough. Methaphetamine was essentially unknown amongst ponyfolk. Princess Celestia put in a ban on hard drugs for centuries and the drugs successfully never made their way amongst the ponies. This was better for Starlight. Most ponies would have no idea what hit them.
This would work. It must work. Starlight used her magic to double the potency of the meth. She knew that many ponies would become addicted and die. Starlight didn’t care. The end justified the means. If she were lucky, maybe she could knock out Princesses Twilight and Apple Bloom with the meth. But she doubted it. Twilight certainly knew of meth and its existence from the books. And Apple Bloom was a pain in her ass which needed to be dealt. Starlight knew that Apple Bloom went out of her way to try to get Starlight fired from the Friendship School. Thankfully, Twilight proudly rejected the idea. Trusting Twilight, thought Starlight with a giggle. Perhaps she could get Twilight hooked on meth. This was all going to work out just fine. Starlight Glimmer played almost every pony so well. This was her opportunity to take what was rightfully hers. There were troubles though. She despised the fact that Princess Luna had to pick the one pony in the world who had zero trust in Starlight to take her position. Starlight even felt a twinge of guilt on what would be her best strategy. She would kill Twilight Sparkle, take her magic, and then kill Apple Bloom as an overpowered alicorn.
Starlight’s other strategy was to get other creatures to despise living under the rule of Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom. The griffons were brutes with no problems of committing act of violence – so they were the easiest to get to her side. The changelings would almost be as easy. They viewed Starlight as a hero for her help in freeing them from Chrysalis. However, changelings were considered to be the lowest class of citizens in Equestria by many. Twilight would be able to get a changeling revolt going. The revolt would move to the other types of creatures and then she would get the meth going. The ponies would be so hooked on her crystal blue meth that they would have no idea that she was taking over Equestria.
Starlight considered her plan brilliant and almost flawless. She considered her worst threat to be Apple Bloom – Starlight hated to admit it but Apple Bloom was perhaps as brilliant as she was when it came to strategy. Starlight’s other plan was to turn Equestria against the newly crowned alicorn princess – as a lowlife who had no business ruling Equestria. But she needed to be careful with the rhetoric – one wrong word would get the changelings all behind Apple Bloom and against Starlight. Buck it, scoffed Starlight. She was going to go all out with the meth and see what happens.
