> Survivor > by Ninjachris01 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Winner! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- With tears rolling down my cheeks, I consider my options for the hundredth time. There was that copper taste in the air and the sound of zombies shambling. This was nothing like the movies at all. Everyone died near the start of all this. Hell it's been exactly a month since the disease started, which is ironic if I really think about it. When better to die then the anniversary of the zombie apocalypse. Another crash alerts me that they made it in and with me out of ammunition since yesterday I can't fight. Well that's not true. I always keep one bullet for emergencies. The voices come back to soothe me and assure me that this would be a mercy. Banging on the door startles me as I flinch back. My life hasn't been pretty leading up to this so I really have nothing to loose. Plus even if they stop, I don't think anyone's left. It's been a few weeks since I've seen any sign of life. It's not likely humanity will survive. God there must be thousands out there trying to get one last meal. Looking in my jacket I pull out my last hope. Nothing special by itself. Just some dinky, old pistol but given the situation it holds the world behind it. With the door to the bathroom coming off its hinges I quickly put the gun to my head. Before I can second-guess myself or allow them to get close enough, I pull the trigger. Then nothing. Looking around there is nothing but darkness. Wait....looking around? With a loud bang I fall to the floor as confetti falls on me. I realize that someone has set up a fucked up congratulations party. What the fuck is happening right now? I hear clapping coming from behind me. In a panic I turn around and find him. This fucker smiled like there wasn't a care in the world. His eyes kept shifting to every color I know and some new ones that I couldn't fully understand. For some reason he has a party hat on and is in some old fashioned suit. "WHAT THE FUCK!" "What? Can't take a round of applause? There's no need to be shy!" This fucker is completely mad, but I just shot myself so I don't know if I can complain or not. "Who the fuck are you!" Backing away from him, I look around to see if there is anyone else here. But no, it is just me and him with miles and miles of nothingness. "Come now. After all this time of your species praying to me you can't put two and two together?" "What . . . You're God?" "I prefer satan but yes." Fuck. My ears are starting to bleed. What the hell did he do? "But we're getting off topic here. What is important is that you won!" Saying this with a child-like glee, he pounces on me in a hug that I'm pretty sure broke me in two. " Congratulations! You out lived the rest of humanity! How do you feel?" "You're insane!" "Sanity is something humans made in their basement. But you still haven't answered my question." When he looked at me expectantly, like I was going to give him a 5-star review, my mind started to shutdown. "I don't understand what's happening?" "Well, that's an easy one. Humanity used to be entertaining but like the dinosaurs they got boring. With that in mind, I decided to start what you humans lovingly call "a zombie apocalypse"!" Every time it was his turn to speak he got more excited. "Confused. What did I win?" God is insane, plain and simple. The world had its suspicions when the apocalypse started, but still. When I was younger my family was religious, so having learned this it hurt more than I expected. "Well first off you're my new son. So how do you feel?" What the fuck was I supposed to respond with? Staring at him with my mouth agape seemed to amuse him further. "Come now my little demigod, that isn't even the best part." My stunned look was all that I could give him in response. "You see all you humans are weird. Then an idea struck me. I'll just ask humanity but no one responded. All except one! So here you go Darkking2's last gift for you. First you get the power of Ferrokinesis which is a fancy word for controlling metal. Secondly you get hyperactive adaption. Next you get the power to cause explosions which is pretty self-explanatory. After that you get the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. Finally you now have the power to control time but no more than ten minutes at a time. How does that sound?" "WHA-" "Nevermind don't answer that. Alright, so keep in touch and I'll see you later." "WAIT NO I -" "Oh ya. Remember to have fun." Before I can do anything else he pulled his arm back and fucking punched me! When I looked back I was in some dark forest. This has been the second weirdest thing to happen to me. That being said, no one can out weird A Zombie Centipede. Not the animal. Someone thought it was a good idea to re-enact the movie during the zombie apocalypse. That thing can never be topped. When I look around I conclude that this wasn't earth since the air was clean and there was no blood. Waiting around won't get me anywhere, so with a slight wince from my sore cheek I start walking. Can't believe the fucker decked me. After walking awhile, I saw a pond and decided to check my injuries. I was in for a surprise. There were no injuries, but me being in a different body took me off guard. After a few seconds I smiled. I have to admit I liked this new look. With my new form on my mind, I try to use my powers. Looking at a tree I imagine what would happen. Then after a few trys I realize that my laser vision is not just one type. Depending on what I imagine, I can use any form of laser eyes. This gets me excited to try out my explosion powers. After I was finished playing with that I realized there was something moving in my pocket. Taking out the phone the caller ID says "you know who". Answering the phone, the first words out of his mouth isn't hello it's " By the way, you're ageless but not immortal. See ya!" That's one way to do it I guess. Putting the phone back in my pocket I punch a tree out of frustration. To my surprise the tree broke but at the cost of my hand. Clutching my bloody hand to my body I decide to try to go back in time. Although it was surprisingly simple, I passed out a few seconds later. > Chapter 1 good morning. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waking up I find myself being dragged by my feet. Looking up I see three men wearing vests and collars. I can see the difference between our species and them which is just the pointy ears. Plus they were ugly as all hell, but it may just be them. Looking around I see an open field instead of the forest. How long was I asleep? There was a few more seconds of fresh air before I am dragged into a hole. Wouldn't be the first time and there so much nicer about it then my ex. Looking around I see that I wasn't the first and I won't be the last. By the looks of it they were brutal slavers. Honestly, I never understood why you should give slaves another reason to hate you. When they escape you'll be screwed so why give them more knowledge to hurt you. Only six slaves are here but only two of them notice me. But what really got my attention was the searing pain being thrown against a wall brings. When I heard the jail cell lock I got back up and brushed the dirt off of me. This jail cell got boring faster then I thought it would, so one second off. Touching the metal, it felt like it was trying to back away from me. Tensing my muscles the metal went into my skin until all the bars were gone. No one noticed though, so I collected the other metal bars and decided to look around. There was a guard who saw me but I silenced him with a metal hammer. Although I wanted to explode some shit, I couldn't risk the cave collapsing. When I stepped out into the open everyone stared at me confused. Although there were many of them, their weapons looked ready to collapse. While the slaves looked hopeful for some reason. "Where's the bathroom?" My mocking tone got most of them pissed at me. When they started to surround me I levitated all of the pickaxes I could behind them. While the ones closest to me were busy yelling, I silently killed them. "Halt slave!" "What are you doing?!?!" "Get back in cage!" "Now, now, everyone calm down all of you. One at a time please." They quieted down as one moved forward. "What are you doing?" Asking that in a authoritative manner like I was going to listen to them if they were forceful enough. "No the real question is this. What question can you never answer yes to?" "Don'tcare. Get back." "Tisk, tisk, tisk. The answer is, are you dead?" With that I pulled out the metal bars I had absorbed and stabbed him in the neck. When I did that everyone tensed up and were about to charge but I noticed something rather important. Every last one of them had a collar with a metal latch. Needless to say they all died due to lack of air flow. With that over, I grabbed all of the chains in sight and absorbed them. Then all of the prisoners cheered like I was some hero for some reason. Leaving them behind I left to try and find the exit. When I left they all followed me which was rather annoying. "Thank you for saving us sir. My name is Rarity Belle." Then she looked at me expectantly like she was entitled for me to do the same. Brushing past her I walk towards the exit but before I could exit I felt someone grab my cape. Turning around I see this Rarity again with a look of annoyance. "It's rude to ignore a lady you know." Crossing her arms she reminded me of a spoiled brat. Looking her in the eyes she looked shocked at what I said next. "I don't see any though." Without them distracting me I quickly rushed outside. This has been fun and all but I would rather be anywhere else. Then I see a group of girls and one guy heading toward me. Not wanting to be a part of this I start to back up. When they are within hearing distance I start running since they are shouting at me to "get back here!" That isn't something I want to deal with so I head back to where they draged me from. Even though it took awhile to shake them off I some how managed. But that rainbow haired girl was alarmingly fast. Now with me alone again and my adrenaline pumping, I look for something to fight. There was nothing so I sprint looking for anything that could put up a fight. But no. Nothing showed its head so I was left disappointed, until I was pounced on. Feeling my flesh turn cold I look up to see a wooden wolf with my hand in its mouth. What caught my attention was that my arm had a reflection and the dog was struggling to bite through. Does having a metal body mean I'm a cyborg? Whatever. Let's focus on this mother fucker first. Reeling my other hand back seems to surprise it but it was too late for it to back out. This time my hand survived but the wolf was now just a pile of sticks. Looking around I see many of their green eyes circling me. Suddenly they all leap forward but were suddenly knocked back along with a couple trees. There was a crater left behind and no more wolves in site. That may have gotten unwanted attention so off I went to find something to do.