A random assortment poems done on the daily to entertain passer-bys and people with a taste for the strange.
A random assortment edgy and weird poems done whenever to entertain passer-bys and people with a taste for the strange. You might find something you like. You might vomit. Read a few and lets find out together!~<3
Twilight had an issue Shes wasn't sure what to do She needed a tissue She was leaking lots of spoo From where she's only poo'd
Now Twilight's in a vexing bind; Solutions quite elude her. She's got a swollen, red behind From all the colts that screwed her. Her ass is leaking lots of spoo, When all that it should leak is poo. Alex_
There once was a Scoota from Loo Who dreamed of eating her poo she bit and chewed at the corn in her "stew" while in her stomach something brewed she laid on her back and she popped something crude she leaned to her "food" from where the sun dont shine something she truly pined
On the loo sat little Scoots A bad batch of rioux gave her the poots Piled all the way up The toilet wouldn't flush And the teepee was all kaputz - - snu
There once was a girl Scootaloo Who had dreams of consuming her poo. She popped something crude And she ate up her food, So desperate for something to do. - - Alex_
Pinky's birthday had come and gone Another year free of celebrating her day A day which she dread What fun is a party all about yourself? Surely others come before her own What is life worth if you cant make someone smile On their special day even if it was her day too Warm cupcakes with a hint of cinnamon Streamers full of color Music you can feel thumping The sound of laughter All for that special pony You never wanted, or could be Its your special day But it can wait Somepony else is celebrating their birthday
Big mac stared at the mirror Who stared back He wasn't sure He was very young when he put on the dress But something felt right As if the world had clicked into place around him He had to keep it a secret though His friends and family would ridicule him He could never be in public It was only for those brief, private moments That he could feel comfortable In his own home
Spike was a dragon A baby by dragon scale But close to adulthood by pony scale Grow up they would say Be a stallion they would jeer Be an adult some would scorn But he wasn't and adult Much less a stallion He was a dragon Raised by ponies Trying his best to be what they wanted But always falling short He was tired of always falling short He packed a few of his personal belongings and set out He didn't leave a note or a sign It would be easier this way They wouldn't notice him missing They'd soon forget he existed He'd make it to the dragon lands And fade away from his old life To never be a problem again To never be told to grow up, or be a stallion He was free to be what he truly was A baby dragon
Berry Punch sat in a room Holding on to a broom A bottle in hoof Her liver, through the roof The room began to spin Her mouth tasted of gin She slumped in a heap In hopes to get some sleep
Berry Pinch stared down To the pony on the ground The mare she called mother She never cared for another Berry pinch made some food And began to brood Stallions were around Murder was abound Berry pinch could take a knife And end her mothers life She'd be free To climb trees To be a filly And to be silly To not clean the floor Of the vomit at her door
Rarity loves her kinks She loved to stick things in her pink Today she found some cheese The thought of those delicious curds That block of cheddar is such a tease To be honest, i looked like a turd Would rarity dare? Would anyone care? If she stuck that Gruyere In her "dairy-air"? If she held a pink party With that havarti?
Zephyr Breeze was scared The future was a strange place He sat and stared At the a bottle's base Finished was the wine no food had he dined He sat in the dark on a cold chair in the park He'd shaved his hair
Rainbow sat on her phone Sitting in her house She was a sleepy pone As quiet as a mouse Shed not moved or eatin' today She wont move tomorrow She didn't move yesterday It filled her friends with sorrow Scootaloo said goodbye She was off to school But she wouldn't cry Shed forgotten her knife Inside rainbows heart Shed used to end her life Maybe shed take rainbow apart
Big mac sat in his dress The music in his room Provided relief from his distress With its slow and deep boom
Vinyl Scratch had given him some records Slower then her usual fair Vinyl said, "Music has its own rewards." He swore he saw her blink behind her eye wear.
He began to slowly tap his feet The curls of his wig bouncing in time To the musical beat It was truly sublime
To have his weekly private time To feel normal for a day He began to pantomime The music bumped forte
The door closed with a slam His wig ruffled into a tuft Apple jack stood at the jamb She simply huffed
Big mac was worried His sister wouldn't accept him He felt so hurried He'd missed her hugging his forelimbs
Nurse Redheart's mind drifted aimlessly She stared at the flat line moving along the screen She watched as protocol was ignored so blatantly It was only moments prior the patient was about to preen
It was just another day in the ER Doctors rushing too and fro Death was on par in the window sill, sat a lone crow
The screaming broke through the night It tore through the air like a dogs bite Diamond Tiara sat listening to the fight Her mom repeated insults, so trite
Diamond sat and watched them with malice How could they both be so callous? They lived in a house like a palace They drank plenty from life's chalice
They had all they could ever want Why did they put up such a front? Their wealth was always out to flaunt As if it were all nonchalant
Was this how ponies were to act? Was this just life, matter off fact? Was this anger something she lacked? If this is how it is, then she too, wouldn't retract
Derpy sat and stared at the fire the flames danced along the wood All she could do was sit and admire The fire was warm, and it felt good
It was rare for Derpy to have time alone Her mind drifted to the recent war All she could see now were the bones the horrible smell of flesh burning and gore
The faces of friends torn asunder The heavy thud of armor moving ahead The tears and cries of pain as loud as thunder The ponies around her falling over dead
A chill wind brought Derpy back to the now The fire, long gone and down to smolders Derpy survived to have a daughter somehow Why her, and not those now buried under boulders?
Gilda stared down from on high She was just around, flying by Looking for the rainbow streak She chittered here beak
Nerves wracked her mind She was in a bind She'd held these feelings For how long, there's no telling
Gilda's head is foggy She feels pretty groggy Would rainbow like to get a drink? that question tossed her to the brink
Gilda's mind raced with this thought Would rainbow go, or would it all be for naught? Gilda was determained to see it through Would her heart stay true?
