> Twilight Sparkle, Her Royal Majesty, the Rightful God Queen of Equestria, Fucks the Hell Out of Her Harem > by Mr Absorption > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Good Morning > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight Sparkle, Ruler of the Four Corners of the World, our sacred Protagonist, Queen of the Universe, was asleep. Not that She required sleep. Her physical form was an expression of Her whim so it had only as many biological functions as Twilight wanted. Twilight was sleeping not because She needed to, but to give the rest of Equestria a break from endlessly worshiping Her endless equine cock. While She slept, Twilight transposed Her consciousness into the dimension of dreams so She could have sex with Luna, High Princess of Erotic Dreams, while She waited. Luna was riding Her cock, enjoying the flood of leaking precum while she dutifully streamed wet dreams into her God Queen’s mind. But what does The Pony who already has everything dream about? Sexy books. Twilight grabbed a particularly sultry leather-bound grimoire in a bubble of purple magic. She ripped open her cover to expose all her blank, virgin vellum. The book squealed. Twilight flipped Her dick off Her shoulder and slapped it into the book’s page cleavage. Twilight ground Her hips into the book, straitening out Her cock before stepping back. She then used Her cock as a quill, writing line after line of erotica with the stainingest purple precum in the galaxy. What did She write? You’re reading it. Twilight ejaculated meta porn into Her book lover with expertise, shaping Her urethra to precisely print each and every perfect punctuation and letter, while never forgetting to capitalize Her name or pronouns. Twilight was perceiving several realities at once at the current moment, including the dream dimension where ms. Sexy Book was orgasming around Her, the Equestrian moon where Luna was dreaming with Her while orgasming around Her, and the dimension where I the author prepares Her text for human audiences, while also orgasming around Her. Sunlight trickled over the surface of the moon and into the God Queen’s third eye. Knowing this, She woke up, while keeping a fragment of Her mind in the dream world with ms. Sexy Book, as well as a fragment inside me, writing the narration of what She was doing in both. Twilight Sparkle, God Queen of the Multiverse, Anointer of Alicorns, Sex Incarnate, stood up from her bed, a massive, God-sized crater She carved into the surface of the moon with Her own cumshot. While on Equestria, no less. She unfurled Her three pairs of wings to their full expanse, blocking out a good portion of the moon as She basked in Celestia's warm, worshiping radiation. Luna, second bride of the Goddess, hung off her Goddess's waist, orgasming in earnest as the God Queen's perfect cock grew inside her. It went from the gargantuan, seventy foot long softie She had while sleeping to two-hundred feet in a millisecond. Luna, gasped, feeling oceans of Her diluvian precum blast her ovaries. Twilight flew back to Equestria by flapping Her wings a couple of times. The crowds of trillions praying for Her arrival rejoiced as their God Queen slammed into the ground cock-first. Luna’s immortal tummy strained as the already bulged, taught skin broke into the mantle. Countless ponies were slaughtered, smushed beneath Luna's growing cumgut or else cast into the volcanic chasm that tickled Twilight's hooves. That would have no long term affect on Equestira's astronomical population growth, however, thanks to the infinite virility of their One True Goddess. She stood up and cracked Her neck. Her mouth opened, and the first sound out of it killed everypony that heard, anypony less than an alicorn's heart being too weak, and imploding from the sheer power in Her voice. "Where is my wife?" She asked. Celestia, first wife of the Goddess, Lady of the Day, and perhaps the God Queen's favorite consort, was booking it on her wings, having just finished moving the Sun, Her alarm clock, into position. Seeing as how she hadn't taken her Goddess' cock in hours, she was understandably eager to get her fix. It was impossible for anypony to remember a time before the current paradigm, as the God Queen’s cock had eradicated any memories from before Her ascension into the sexiest being in existence. But Twilight remembered. Back when She was a mere mortal alicorn in Celestia’s court, the Archmagus of Orgasms, but still a mortal pony with finite amounts of magic and penis. Although the infinitely long dick was fun, Twilight most enjoyed Her newfound infinite capacity for knowledge and learning. There is a pronounced difference between thinking using a brain, and thinking using the pure energy of Her inexorable will. Secrets of the arcane became much easier to grasp when She didn’t have to fit them in a crude flesh container. It was in those days that the first sacred marriage had occurred, bonding Celestia to the omniscient omnicorn magistrate Herself, although She doubted Celestia could recall back that far. Twilight Sparkle, Empress of Reality, saw Celestia silhouetted by her own star and cracked a smile that could have killed millions, had their been any surviving ponies to see it. Celestia swooped down directly into a kiss, hovering midair to keep her head equal height with the enormous mouth of the God Queen. Her tongue was an equally massive thing that forced Celestia's jaw to unhinge as it squiggled down her slimy throat, bulging out her neck as it pulsated. The God Queen pulled Her hips back, out of Luna. Luna was absolutely destroyed, her body dwarfed by a belly that overflowed their crater fifty times over. The Sacred Cock was easily twice as big now, and still firing an unbroken river of thick purple pre. The smell hit Celestia's nose and she orgasmed in anticipation. Copious girlcum squirted our of her vagina and eventually landed on her sister's swollen belly. She slapped the cock against Luna, making the sea of pre inside her womb slosh, speeding up the process of her ovaries being pillaged by god-tier sperm. Twilight Sparkle's colossal tongue steered Celestia under Her and between Her legs, directing her volcanic vulva towards Her own building-sized flared cockhead, which was the only thing in the universe capable of spraying more fluid than Celestia genitals. Celestia came again. The God Queen thrusted Her tongue and speared Celestia into place before abruptly ripping Her tongue back out, giving Celestia rugburn on her esophagus. Twilight smiled down at her as She reeled Her tongue back in. Celestia came again, and then smiled back at Her. This was her favorite part of their daily routine. There was no pause as She started pissing, the impossible purple deluge instantly replaced by an even more endless dark yellow one. Celestia's round belly radidly approached the size of her sister's as they sloshed against each other. Meanwhile, the God Queen kept draining Her bladder. She could produce even more pee if She wanted to, She could do anything, and She had in order to satisfy Celestia before; but on normal days like this, the God Queen liked to keep her biological functions like peeing, eating, and sleeping at their bare minimum. As Her morning piss dragged past the half hour mark, Cadence, the third wife of the Goddess, princess of childbirth, aspect of fertility, finally arrived. She was also flying, twin pairs of pink wings struggling to keep her perfectly round, enormously gavid belly from dragging in the rubble. "Finally," Twilight Sparkle said with a smirk, "everyone's here, now we can have breakfast." > Great Moment in Sports' History > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord Sparkle is the biggest, strongest, fastest, and smartest God-pony around. But you already knew that. So when did Twilight realize just how insanely superior She was to the rest of Her species? On today's episode, we'll explore this facet of our God Queen's past; a time when She was less God, and more pony. Many eons ago, before She had even achieved the rank of Archmagus of Orgasms, She was studying at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. A fitting place, as Twilight was the most gifted unicorn in history, enrolling as the youngest student the school ever had, before or since. It was Her senior year, the place was the football pitch. Twilight Sparkle was the star player of the Canterlot Wondercolts, obviously, a ridiculously overpowered asset who won most of their matches singlehoovedly. As the final snap occurred, Twilight got ahold of the ball and bum-rushed the enemies' defenses, literally trampling three ponies too pitiful to stop Her assault. She smirked as She heard them crunching beneath Her hooves. Then Twilight broke into a sprint, pumping Her impressive wingspan to cover the field even faster. She was home free, She knew no one on Cloudsdale's team would be able to keep up with Her. When out of the corner of Her eye, Twilight saw somepony, a teal pegasus with a yellow and orange mane, wearing goggles as she struggled to chase Her down. Twilight was impressed by the speed coming out of the smaller horse, enough to actually make Her try. Twilight didn't have enough space to reach Her ludicrous top speed, but suffice to say, She scored the game winning touchdown milliseconds after this first exercision. The stands exploded with exuberant excitement as Twilight won the championship for the home team. Students and facility hooting and hollering, while the cheer squad shrieked and shook their pom-poms above their heads while most of them had soul-rending orgasms. Twilight turned around while flexing Her powerful biceps, basking in their adulation of Her numerous friends and lovers. The She saw Lightning Dust angrily standing a few feet behind her, panting and exhausted, and deduced that if this was the best those losers could offer, they deserved a bit more humiliation. The raucous cheers had died down slightly at this point as Twilight reached into Her magical sub-space skirt and freed Her monstrous, mind-bending marecock. The flaccid monstrosity hit the AstroTurf with a dull thud. The cheerleaders all came again, and rushed onto the field to worship their collective marefriend. The dozens of nubile young fillies grabbed Twlight's shaft on both sides and painstakingly lifted its immense weight as they pointed it at Lightning Dust. "Don't feel bad. The game was over the second I got the ball," Twilight sighed, Her hyper muscles flexed all over her body as Her overdeveloped bladder opened up. The crowd went wilder as She gave the golden-maned filly a diluvian golden shower. The sheer force of Her stream knocked Lightning off her hooves and launched her halfway down the field along with a musky puddle. Twilight figured that was enough to get Dust properly addicted, and instructed Her harem to point Her godcock towards the visitor seating. The Young God Queen then hosed down every Cloudsdale citizen there with Her hot cockwaste: the entire enemy team, band, all their cheerleaders, and every single spectator. As enormous piss waterfalls poured down the stairs, Twilight spun Her dainty hips around to give her own side the same treatment. The crowd went the wildest yet. As Twilight's hour-long piss-party came to an end, Her golden stream died down and shot a last few squirts onto the closest of the cheerleaders. Twilight grabbed three particularly hot cheerleaders in each hoof, and was about to start fucking them senseless, when She felt a tap on the back of Her flank. Twilight spun around and saw the entire Cloudsdale cheer team standing there, wet and shivering as Her turgid monlith stuck out over their pisssoaked heads. "What do you want?" Twilight boomed while sliding the aforementioned six cheerleading sluts onto Her flared tip. "FUCK US!!" the entire cheersquad screamed up at Her in unison. Twilight complied. The two schools combined had approximately three-hundred-seventy cheerleaders, and Twilight Sparkle destroyed the pussies of all of them while both stands cheered Her on. Over a thousand ovaries filled with potent Twicum, a thousand eyes watching and wishing their ovaries could be raped likewise. As Twilight looked out over the field, a swamp of piss and cum covered in ponies used like condoms, She realized that She was not cut from the same cloth as them. She was More. Her eyes illuminated as Her mind raced, solutions to countless ancient arcane mysteries crackling across Her perfect brain. In this sublime moment, Twilight realized her True Potential. It was a subtle change, ultimately. Twilight's level of power was already so far beyond what any other pony was capable of that they couldn't even notice. "Good. The universe has given ME the edge I need to WIN the Mathlete competition after this. And none of these weak, dumb sluts will even notice," Twilight thought to Herself as She flew away from Her field with a few party favors still hanging off Her godcock. The Math Team was similar to the football team in that it consisted of Twilight, who did all the work and brought all the glory, and a gaggle of mares obsessed with making Her look good. And She did. Her stripped purple tail flicked across the backs of two of Her teammates as they collaborated to rim Her massive asshole. Another two aspiring mathletes worked on polishing each of Her apocalyptic seed pods, smearing their soft velvety tongues and lips over every square foot of supple purple scrotum. The six remaining Twipals handled Her cock, a mixture of the left over cheerleaders and remaining competitive math enthusiasts suckling underneath Her as if She were the she wolf to these tripple Romuli and Remuses. Meanwhile, Twilight took care of the 'competition.' Maremount Prep had a snowman's chance in hell of winning this. Their entire team was working every problem, sweating over their chalkboard, struggling to solve what Twilight could do in Her head in one second. The back-to-back flawless dominations turned Twilight on, Her ego flaring as hard as Her cock. She lowered Her head so the judges could bestow the mediation upon Her. Then She glanced down at the judges, a trio of mares with broad smiles shining brighter than their pastel manes, and plush asses stacked as thickly as possible on top of their hooves. "You sluts wanna come with Me? Celebrate with some victory rape?" Twilight casually asked the trio. They call came on the spot, which was all the consent the Young God Queen needed to rape their clever skulls. > Breakfast & The Apocalypse > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight Sparkle, the Self Evident One, lay on Her back and asked for breakfast as Cadence, Her Final Wife, landed in the midst of Her lavishly soft purple chest fluff. Cadence turned around, lowered her head, and presented her drooling cunt before squirting out a couple of enormously long, oblong, red eggs. Twilight Sparkle's leviathan of a tongue slurped them up and crunched them against the roof of her mouth. "Lovely~" The God Queen cooed. "Dragon eggs marinated in Goddess Cum. I know how much you like eating baby dragons, oh exalted one," Cadence moaned, orgasming nonstop as she gave The Most Ravenous more eggs. Twilight Sparkle's tongue unfurled more length from Her mouth, picking up all 34 eggs before delivering them to Her mouth. Twilight Sparkle latched Her lips around Cadence's waist while shoving Her tongue up into her bloated womb, grabbing the eggs directly. Cadence's screams of pleasure turned to agony as She decided to bite her in half. Cadence's face fell forward as Twilight Sparkle ground her hind legs and egg-stuffed womb between Her large flat teeth. Cadence's blood curdling scream continued until Twilight Sparkle grabbed her spine with Her tongue and then reeled in back into Her mouth to finish devouring her. Celestia heard God Queen Twilight Sparkle commit deicide yet again, but couldn't bring herself to stop sucking down Her boiling hot piss. The vast ocean of Goddesspiss burned at her insides, hot and caustic at the same time; it was going to overcome her immortality soon. Celestia closed her eye and a single tear rolled down her left cheek as she welled all the magic in her being into her horn and blasted The One True God Queen of All Equestria for All Time with all the love and magic she had to give, making sure none of it went to waste. All 3 pairs of wings disappeared from her back, appearing behind Twilight's own, followed by her horn and tongue, respectively. Then, without any power left, she immediately fucking died of toxic shock and exploded, flooding the planet. God Queen Twilight Sparkle licked Her lips clean of Cadence's golden ichor as She instantly teleported Herself and Luna out of the way of Her piss tidal wave. The Twicock kept pissing as Equestria's Omnipotent Protector flapped in the atmosphere above Her planet, flooding it with her reeking golden tides. Luna was an unconcious rapetarded cumsack, and didn't even notice being teleported by Twilight Sparkle's Perfect Arcane Powers™️ or Her tongue wrapping around her like a belt. Twilight Sparkle ate Her second (and final) wife like a large custard donut. Now the planet was drowning under a shallow ocean of Her piss, Twilight could feel the souls of her devoted ponies, the only ungulates that remotely matter, flickering out in droves. No other animal deserves an afterlife. By the time She stops peeing, every mortal on Earth has drowned. "Just a few loose ends left to wrap up..." Twilight sighs as She flaps Her wings once, propelling Herself faster than the speed of light and vaporizing the wake in Her ocean. Her trajectory aimed Her flared godcock directly into Rainbow Dash's alicorn womb. She orgasms seven times as her womb bulges out of her abdomen and past her head. Twilight Sparkle keeps flying Her precisely calculated route, next stacking Rarity's womb atop Rainbow's, then encircling the Earth several times so that She approaches all Her bestfriends from directly behind. She hilted Her godcock inside Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, Sweetie Belle, Starlight Glimmer, Scootaloo, Ditzy Doo, Trixie, Shining Armor, Applebloom, Twilight Velvet, Cloudchaser, Diamond Tiara, and Applejack, every other living alicorn, in that order, with one flap of Her overpowered flock of wings. Twigod Sparkqueen whinnied in conquest as she spurted purple precum that vaporized everypony's womb up through Derpy. Then The Apocalypse Cockslapped Her moon, reducing it and Applejack to dust. Applejack's soul was slurped up by Twilight's Godcock and wrapped around her base like a sock, using her free will to keep sucking her Godqueen's Omnicorn Cock from beyond the grave, and slowly grinding the other lesser souls below her into a fine paste. Twilight flapped Her wings again and flew straight into the sun. Everypony in existence screamed in unison as Twilight slammed Her hips into the surface, Godcockhead that flared more than the sun blasting out of the other side on the first stroke while roasting its sleaves alive. Twilight of Life Omnisparkle slamfucked her friends' cunts into the sun until She was the last pony in reality. The ultimate collectors item. Then She closed all the portals lining the inside of Her urethra, and stopped transporting 99.99999999999999999% of Her pre to other dimensions. Everypony's soul swirled together in The Omnipotent Twicock as it flooded the cosmos with precum. She sighed. She was finally alone, She could finally focus on masturbating. Twilight Sparkle's collection of stolen alicorn horns gleamed brighter and more brilliantly than all the cosmos combined as She wrapped Her Cock in pure mana. Twilight Sparkle closed her eyes and focused on Ms. Sexy Book, Her dream girl, a gargantuan grimoire that's also a tight whore. For only the magic and imagination of the Perfect Goddess Twilight Sparkle would be enough to get her off. Later. After eons of ejaculation, Twilight willed Her balls to stop producing sperm, and enjoyed the sensation of cum running out of her urethra for a few more years. Twilight enjoyed the silence for an unknowable amount of time. "Now then, lets start another playthrough. How big do I want my fillycock this reset?"