> A Not-So-Stiff Breeze 2: A Not-So-Bright Rainbow
>  by gaitiem
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> A Rainbow Shines Overhead
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	I’m Rainbow Dash, and I’m a wonderbolt, and I’m awesome, and I’m going to see Fluttershy today! Rainbow hummed this to herself as she flew home to Ponyville, though not just home. After spending a lot of time in Cloudsdale, she wanted to see her oldest friend Fluttershy again and catch up. She had plans like that with all of her friends, but Fluttershy came first. That was because Fluttershy was her friend before she met any of the others. It was also because Fluttershy was really easy to startle from even the most benign of surprises, and she was super cute when she was startled. 
Dash crept up to Fluttershy’s door, hoping that she would not give herself away by alerting any of her critters. To her surprise, though, there were none to be seen as she looked through the door into Fluttershy’s living room. “Is she on vacation or something?” Dash asked herself quietly. Most of her animals were wild, so they would usually go back to nature in Fluttershy’s absence, or else Fluttershy would bring them with her. Her absence would throw a wrench in Dash’s plans. Then again, there was no note on the door, and Fluttershy never wrote her about any trip. Fluttershy was not the type of pony to go out adventuring on her own without telling anyone.
Dash felt like an intruder for pressing into the house, so she backed off, flew up above the house, and surveyed the scene from a bird’s-eye view instead. From up there, she saw that the animals were huddled around, in the yard. That can’t be good. 
Dash descended upon them and asked “Can anypo- uh, any animal tell me what’s going on right now?” They were startled at first, but then recognized Dash as a friend. With the stern countenance of a tribal chief, Angel Bunny emerged from the frightened crowd and looked Rainbow in the eye. “What’s goin’ on Angel?” Dash asked him. Angel answered by sticking his little bunny paw in his mouth to signify a gagging response. He then took both of his ears in his paws and tied them behind his head in a loose knot. He then pointed directly up with his right paw, moved his left paw in a jerky counterclockwise motion to meet it, and proceeded to lay down, pretending to sleep. 
Makes you gag, bun on the back of the head, sleeps at noon- Oh, Celestia! “Zephyr Breeze is here, isn’t he?” Dash asked. Angel nodded his little bunny head up and down, undoing the loose knot through the motion. Well, that explained it. And to think, Dash had really thought that Zephyr was starting to make something of himself. Now he was back to crashing at his sister’s place. Or maybe just visiting? But when does he ever just visit?
So now Dash was left in a dilemma: she wanted to see Fluttershy and ask her what was going on with her and her brother, but she was not in a mood to be seeing Zephyr today. “Hmm…” Dash thought out loud, “Maybe she’s in her room? I’ve come in straight through the window into her room before. Maybe I can catch her there without having to talk to Zephyr.”
Rainbow made a dramatic show of being “stealthy” as she made her way past Fluttershy’s door and over to her bedroom window. To her credit, nopony saw her. She figured that Fluttershy might have been in her room because it was already sundown. However, that also made it harder to see through her window in the low light. After adjusting her eyes, she could see Fluttershy lying down on her bed. Her hair was draped over the side of her face, held up above her pillow by her outstretched forelegs and relaxed shoulders. Her back was curved concave and lead down to her rear end. Eureka!
As she kept adjusting her eyes, however, she caught a glimpse of exactly what she was avoiding: Zephyr Breeze was sitting at the end of the bed, messing with some kind of liquid in a tube. Ugh, lame! I was looking forward to surprising and hanging out with the only friend I have that’s always available, but this one-in-a-million time I find her dyeing her mane or something with Zephyr. Guess I might as well not bother… Wait, what are they doing?
Zephyr was squirting stuff from the tube into his hoof. He turned and repositioned himself on one side of the bed, with his back to Rainbow, and looked over at Fluttershy. To Rainbow’s shock, he then pushed his hoof, with a big dollop of the substance, into the crack of her ass! What in Equestria…? Was he giving her a butt massage? Even that would be super weird, but it seemed like it was not what he was doing anyways. Though she saw it through a glass darkly, she could tell he was putting his hoof in the crack, right at her asshole! And she was just letting him!
No need to jump to conclusions, Rainbow! This can’t be what it looks like! Rainbow thought of many possibilities to explain away what she was seeing. Maybe Fluttershy had hemorrhoids or something and needed someone she trusted to apply a cream. She is so shy, she probably would not trust anyone else to do it for her. She payed attention to their expressions… Fluttershy was blushing, but she did not look uncomfortable or afraid. What he was doing, she was enjoying, and that was the most disturbing thing of all. 
That was true for the moment, anyways. In a moment, Zephyr had taken his hoof away from her bottom and begun dispensing with more of the viscous substance. Dash had almost found the sense to stop peeping and leave when Zeph turned around to reveal a huge, throbbing erection! Now she was paralyzed. This was more of Zephyr than Rainbow had ever wanted to see. Did Fluttershy see it? Did she know that this was happening? Could she be complicit in this?
He began stroking himself, coating his member with the substance, now undeniably identifiable as lubricant. At the same time, he was clearly angling himself for the inevitable. He took his hooves off of his lubricated prick and placed each on one of Fluttershy’s buttocks, spreading them apart. How was Fluttershy responding to this? Dash looked down at her and… Sweet Celestia, she’s biting the pillow! She’s anticipating this! She’s gonna let him do it!
Zephyr inched closer, placing his penis in between Fluttershy’s asscheeks, his tip kissing her sphincter. With a careful thrust, his head was engulfed in her butt. Releasing and ignoring the pillow, Fluttershy broke out into a moan loud enough to be heard clearly through the glass. There was pain, that was easy enough to hear, but that’s not what she was communicating. It felt good, and she wanted more. Tentatively, Zephyr pushed the length of his cock deeper and deeper into Fluttershy, her rectum accommodating him as she relaxed and enjoyed it. Finally, the base of his cock rested on her booty. Balls deep, he began slowly pulling out until only the tip remained. Fluttershy released more and more frantic moans as the experience became more intense. With commendable restraint, Zephyr combatted his desire to fuck her ass wildly. He kept up a slow and consistent rhythm, gentle as any brother could be with his sister’s precious asshole. 
As this progressed, Fluttershy’s moans began to die down, muffled by the pillow she pressed firmly to her face. However, as the pace of Zephyrs thrusts plateaued, Fluttershy began to grow quiet. This was an uneasy, uncharacteristic quiet, one which contradicted the intimacy of her previous loudness. Breaking this, she began to speak, and Rainbow could not hear a word. 
It was with this that Rainbow noticed her distance from the events, became self-aware again, and felt herself become overwhelmed with adrenaline. She knew she should be feeling something about what she had just mindlessly watched, but for the moment she could feel nothing but the animalistic instinct to fight, flight, or….
They were moving. Fluttershy propped herself up against the headboard by her front hooves. Her back knees levitated her ass off of the ground. Zephyr followed suit, once again lining up his crotch with her backside, though more frantically this time. As he pushed in, this time, she had the leverage to push back. Like an accordion’s motion, they pushed together and pulled apart in harmony, doubling the previous force and the speed. Now, far from silent, Fluttershy was crying out as loud as ever. She only began to scream louder and more frantically as she removed a hoof from the headboard and started playing with herself. 
Dash struggled to watch this display. The light around her was ever dimming as twilight surrendered to night, but such was her desire to view what was happening that she began to substitute imagination as her vision faded. She could see Fluttershy rubbing her hoof against her upper half of her lower lips, knees bent and mouth agape with moans as before. She saw as if she was right in front of Fluttershy, making eye contact, as if Dash herself had replaced the headboard and stood firm to support Fluttershy. She could see Fluttershy reaching out to grab her hoof, placing it on the needy pussy where she had just been touching herself. She could see herself rubbing Fluttershy, hearing those moans as encouragement for the act, only to receive further encouragement with Fluttershy’s hoof on her blue cunt as well. She could feel it, too. She felt a hoof on her pussy, rubbing it just in the same motion that Fluttershy was rubbing hers.
After some time of this, Rainbow could barely see in the window, yet she noticed the forms within move again. With some deduction and imagination, she realized that Zephyr was now laid down on his back while Fluttershy was on top. Her body was perpendicular to his, still not facing him as she rode his cock. Her moaning grew ever louder as the colors of her body were muted by the dark. Yet, in her mind's eye, Rainbow could see the scene clearly, as though she were on the opposite side of the bed from Zephyr, coming closer to Fluttershy with every hurried breath. She was in the same dark room, yet Fluttershy seemed luminescent with beauty, so Dash could see her soaking marehood, her tousled hair, and her left front leg folded innocently at her chest. Dash could see that her body, seeming straight, was contorted to keep balance with the precarious position of her anal penetration. Her back leaned into Zephyr, with her crotch positioned out toward Rainbow, her head compensating up for the difference by craning forward that same way.
The way she was moaning still communicated pleasure, but after so long she could hear more in it. Throughout all of this laborious process, she could still hear a sense of pleading in her voice. Fluttershy was getting closer and closer this whole time, yet in spite of increasing control and mounting intensity, she was still just on the cusp of it. Her eyes, like the reflection of the bright morning sun on the fertile waters, gazed pleadingly down at Rainbow’s fragile self image. Rainbow knew the request like she knew her own reflection, yet, pleading and pathetic as they were, she could not bear to part with the image of those eyes. She found herself spinning, feeling lighter than air, her wings flapping wildly to rotate her around slowly until she saw the same eyes below the muzzle that were once above it. She lowered herself, still locking eyes, into her dear friends snatch from above. 
She closed her eyes when she was unable to see Fluttershy’s anymore, for all the difference that made in the dark of the night. She engorged herself on Fluttershy’s distant pussy, feeling her dedication reciprocated by a hoof on her own nether regions. It felt like a hoof, but she could sense that above her head Fluttershy was munching down on her just as carefully and lovingly as she would expect from that sweet lovely mare. Zephyr might have still been there, maybe he left, but it did not matter. Fluttershy and her were beyond his physical world of sin, of luxury and damned incest. They were lost in the eternity of dreams, a two headed ouroboros sustaining itself at both ends through consumption of the other. Fluttershy could be her everything, and she could be everything to her in return. In this loving embrace they were immortal, primordial, built into the very structure of the world, like the two sisters that ruled the sun and moon. Yet their embrace was tentative, and it rocked the world as Rainbow and Fluttershy both called out, louder and louder, giving themselves over into sexual release. Fluttershy came, and it was like the end of the world.
Rainbow came, and she was pressed against a window peeping into the bedroom of the cottage like she was when she started. Fluttershy and Zephyr had already finished up and moved into the kitchen to freshen up or eat something. She turned herself around on the glass and looked at heaven. Up there was her happy place, and she felt that she was so light she could ascend there with ease. Yet she felt that the surface tension of her sweat covered body on the glass was too much for her to simply drift off. The stars seemed close only when reflected in her tears, and so she cried. She could not decide whether she cried because she was horrified by them, ashamed of herself, or just upset by the whole situation. No, she thought to herself, I must be crying because I’m not up there where I belong.
She laid back against that glass bawling her eyes out for some time before she noticed a warm blow begin to surround her. “Rainbow Dash?” Fluttershy’s voice called out to her.
Startled, she looked back. Fluttershy was back in her room, holding a candle in one hoof. That expression on her face… totally innocent. What a lie! How could she look at me like that, like nothing was different? Turning back, Rainbow bolted clumsily and erratically away from the cottage. I can’t stand to see her. “Rainbow Dash!?” I can’t stand to let her see me like this. “Rainbow Dash come back!” I can’t stand it! 
With tears in her eyes, Rainbow had trouble seeing where she was going. She got the sense that she was being chased by Fluttershy, so she hoped that she could fly in a serpentine pattern to avoid her. After a short time of doing so, however, she got the sense that she was just flying in a circle. “Dash! Stop… please!” Fluttershy is going to catch up with me at this rate. I need to pull myself together. Wiping the tears out of her eyes, Rainbow Dash regained her vision, just in time to see the hay bale as she flew right into it.
“Rainbow, are you okay?” Fluttershy asked. In response, Rainbow blew some of the hay out of her mouth and began rustling it out of her hair. “Aw, poor thing. Why did you fly away from me like that?”
“Why!?” Rainbow repeated. “Why did you do what you did with Zephyr!?”
“Oh, dear...” Fluttershy said, blushing, but looking no more anxious than usual. “How much did you see?”
“It doesn’t matter how much I saw!” Rainbow said indignantly. “Why did you do what you were doing?”
She took a deep breath and answered briefly, “Well, that’s a long story. Let’s just say that he had a problem that he needed me to help with. It’s not an ongoing thing. You won’t have to worry about him being around or being with me. We both know that wouldn’t work out.”
“I’m glad to hear you’re being sensible, at least” Rainbow said sarcastically. “Celestia’s sake, Fluttershy! Even if it’s just a one time thing, you can’t just go boinking anypony who asks!”
“He’s not just anypony to me…” Fluttershy began to argue. She knew that Rainbow Dash did not care for him, but it was going to far to act like he was nopony.
“Even more reason not to!” Rainbow retorted. “Just because you like someone doesn’t mean that you should just put out for them! They’ll take it for granted.”
“My brother doesn’t take me for granted,” Fluttershy said.
“It’s ridiculous!” Rainbow said. “What if I told you that I had ‘a problem’ and asked you to have sex with me out of the blue? Would you do it?”
“I mean, with you I would, but-” Fluttershy cut herself short. With clenched teeth and a stilted posture, she now looked like she was more anxious than usual. A lot more.
Rainbow could not believe what she had heard. She had to confirm that this was real. She approached Fluttershy and put and placed a hoof on her hoof. “Fluttershy…”
Rainbow felt a rush as Fluttershy fell to the ground, buried her face into her chest, and begin to cry. “You’re right! I am a slut! I would sleep with anypony just for asking! I have so many impure thoughts, even about ponies I’m not supposed to! I’m so desperate! Please forgive me!”
“Fluttershy, please,” Rainbow said, patting her affectionately on the back. “I never meant you were a slut. Maybe screwing Zephyr of all ponies is taking the whole ‘Element of Kindness’ thing too far…” Fluttershy let out a miserable sob. “...but that’s what I love about you, Fluttershy. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
“But I wanted to!” Fluttershy confessed. “I wasn’t just doing it to be nice.”
“Yeah, I could tell that much…” Rainbow confessed before stopping herself. “But, it’s not shameful to have sexual thoughts about people you care about. It’s better than the alternative, usually…” She had to pick her words carefully, “...just not if somepony is going to take advantage of you and not, you know, stay with you. He shows up, he sleeps with you, then he leaves to be with some other mare somewhere else; are you just going to be okay with that? Maybe you’re doing right by him, but who’s doing right by you?”
“It is,” Fluttershy admitted, “just a temporary thing. I did think about that, but I wanted to do it anyways. He’s supportive too; he says I could have any stallion I wanted. But I don’t know those stallions. He’s the only one I want, even if I can’t keep him.”
“He’s the only stallion you want?” Rainbow repeated.
“Yes,” Fluttershy confirmed. “I know he doesn’t look like much to you, but he-”
“But he’s not the only pony you want?” Rainbow asked.
“What?”
“You said you had impure thoughts about the ponies you shouldn’t. You said you would have me if I asked for you. Did you mean it?”
Fluttershy pulled away from Dash’s chest to look up at her face. It was so flushed that she started to blend in with the red on her spectrum of hair. “Are you asking me to have sex with you, Rainbow Dash?”
“I’m…” Rainbow started. “I’m asking if you would say yes if I asked.” Not much of a difference, though, is there?
“How about you answer my hanging question first?”
“What?”
“How long were you watching us, Rainbow?”
Rainbow was shaking, almost crying again. She answered, though a cracked and trembling voice, “I… I watched the whole thing! My eyes were glued to the window! I even…” Celestia sake, am I really telling her this? “I even thought about how it would be if I was with you in his place. And I was… enjoying it.” There it is: my friendship with Fluttershy made awkward forever. “Your turn! If I wanted you- and I guess it’s pretty clear I do- would you let me have you?”
“Well,” Fluttershy offered, “I did say I would. I meant it.” Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. “So I’m guessing you were feeling a little envious?”
“That’s not exactly how I would describe it,” Rainbow confessed. “I felt like I was going insane. I still feel like I’m going insane.”
“Aw, Dashie!” Fluttershy cooed. She got up on her hooves and put one around Rainbow’s neck in an embrace. “I’ve known you for almost as long as I’ve known him. Even if I didn’t want to, I wouldn’t have held it against you to ask.”
“Yeah,” Rainbow admitted, “I guess we can’t all be as confident as you are, huh?”
“Well, I guess I’m glad I got caught if that was what you needed. A little competition...?” Fluttershy speculated. “You never figured you had any before?”
“Yeah. I guess it was me that took you for granted, huh?” Rainbow admitted. “I never realized how much I wanted you until I saw you with somepony else. I did need some competition. Not that Zephyr is much competition…”
“Rainbow!” Fluttershy scolded.
“I was worried for a second there that you might have only liked stallions.” Rainbow said. “That wouldn’t be much of a competition.”
“Well,” Fluttershy admitted, “stallions do have their advantages.”
Not wanting to hear about Zephyrs “advantages,” Rainbow quickly replied “You don’t need one of those to have a good time. You can do a lot more if you know how to use your mouth.”
“Oh, trust me,” Fluttershy said, “I know all about that.”
Well, that backfired! Don’t think about it, don’t think about it… 
“But,” Fluttershy said hesitantly, “There’s a little bit more to it than that.”
“What do you mean?” Dash asked.
“Well…” Fluttershy found it difficult to say.
“No matter what it is, Fluttershy, I’ll find some way to help you.”
“That’s sweet, Dashie, but I don’t know if you can.”
“Try me!”
“Okay. The thing is that...” Fluttershy swallowed hard. “...that I want to have foals.”
“Oh wow!” Dash said, “That’s pretty serious to start out with. If that’s what you want, though, I would be okay with adopting some-”
“I don’t want to adopt,” Fluttershy interrupted her. “Adopting is what I already do with all of my pets. I love them, but it’s not the same. No matter how long I’ve known them, or how attached I get to them, they don’t really belong to me. Besides, I’ve looked into it, and there are a lot of problems with adopting a foal. It takes a long time, it’s usually harder to form an attachment, and ponies without their ‘real’ parents are often…” she was careful selecting the word, “...troubled.”
“And you don’t think that I can handle that?” Rainbow asked.
“I don’t think that I could handle it.” Fluttershy corrected her. “I couldn’t control a kid like that! My parents could barely control me and Zephyr, and that’s with us sharing their…um...”
“Pushover-iness?” Rainbow asked.
“... mannerisms.” Fluttershy finished. “But you can call it pushover-iness if you want to.”
“So, you wanna be a mom, but you’re worried you won’t be a good mom unless you have foals of your own?”
“Well, you know, it would maybe be easier if I didn’t have to go through the whole process to get them.” Fluttershy explained. “I’ve actually kind of been hoping that one of my friends will get pregnant so that I can offer to raise their foal for them as if it were my own.” 
“Yeah, too bad that all of our friends are terrible with guys and I’m…” Rainbow considered for a moment, “...gay?”
“Yeah, you seem pretty gay,” Fluttershy confirmed.
“But maybe that won’t be a problem...”
“Rainbow Dash?” Fluttershy asked. “What are you thinking?”
Later that night, Fluttershy went back to her cottage to find Zephyr waiting up for her. He was holding her candle so that she had some light to enter by. “What was that all about?” he asked. “Was that Rainbow Dash just now?”
“Uh-huh,” Fluttershy answered. “We just had something we needed to talk about. It all worked out. We’ll be meeting with Twilight tomorrow, and then coming back here. You’ll stick around then, right?”
“Oh, sure! She might still be smitten with me though,” Zephyr joked, “so you had better tell her not to make you jealous.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” Fluttershy said, slyly. “I think that I’m getting over my jealous streak.”
Zephyr was about to ask how, but Fluttershy kissed him on the lips. She broke away to yawn and say, “I’m really tired. Are you ready for bed?”
“I don’t know,” Zephyr joked. “I might need a few more of those to be sure.”
Fluttershy laughed and pulled him toward the bed. She laid him down on his back and kissed his neck, his cheek, and finally his lips. Finally, she snuggled up next to him, holding him in her hooves as he did the same.
When he awoke, Fluttershy was gone, and he was left hugging a pillow. She had left a note:

Zephyr,

Went to Twilight’s castle. Rainbow Dash and I will be coming over later. I left some oats for your breakfast. Hope you slept well. You’ve got a big day ahead of you.

Love, Fluttershy

“‘Big day’ huh?” he said to himself. “We must have different definitions of ‘big’.” He looked at the letter for a short time more, before determining that he had his own letter to write. He addressed it to the coworker mare he had been staying with and began:

Hey, beautiful, did you miss me! Seriously, though, I’m sorry that I have been gone for the last few days. I knew things were awkward between us, and I didn’t really know how to deal with it. I can imagine you feel the same. But, regardless of how I feel, I have to go back to work at some point, and that means we’re going to see each other. I don’t know if you would still want to give it another shot, but I have been going through some training…

No, that would be too suggestive.

I have been going through some therapy to help me with my problem. I still think about you, and I hope we can reconnect. If I was going to share my newfound vigor with anyone, I would want it to be with you. I know you don’t believe me, but I really do mean it. If not, I hope we can still be friends and maintain a good working relationship. I would favor the first option, but of course it’s up to you.

See you soon, Zephyr

Just as he was finishing up and beginning to procrastinate on something else, the girls arrived. “Hey, girls!” he called out. “How was the princess.”
“Enchanting as always,” Fluttershy joked. Rainbow Dash looked at her, disapprovingly. 
She then approached him, asking “So, Zephyr, how long has it been? Fluttershy was telling me that you might have a little bit of a problem, is that right?”
“She told you about-” Zephyr stopped himself, not wanting to betray their secrets unnecessarily. “What did she tell you about, exactly?”
“You gave her some sob story about how you can’t keep up a boner when you’re with a mare,” Rainbow recounted. “I had to act surprised.”
Zephyr looked over at Fluttershy. She would not look him directly in the eye, instead focusing more on Rainbow Dash as she was saying that. What the hay are these two thinking? Why did Fluttershy tell her that? What is Dash going to do?
Dash continued, “I guess it’s your lucky day, huh?” She came closer to Zephyr. “You just happen to be over, boy-hymen intact, and I just happen to be here…” She came even closer, closing the distance to whisper in his ear “... in heat.”
Zephyr began shaking in his horseshoes. Rainbow’s chest was pressed against his, and she began rubbing her cheek against his in an unprecedented display of intimacy. Zephyr looked back at Fluttershy, who was laughing to herself at his confusion, yet seemed to be sort of anxious as well. Looking him right in the eyes, she said, “Uh, why don’t you two go to the bedroom where you’ll have a little bit more privacy. I’ll go make us some refreshments-”
“I want him right-” Rainbow grabbed Zephyr and shoved him onto the couch, “-here!”
“Hmm, okay…” Fluttershy said, a hint of irritation evident in her voice. “I guess I’ll just stick around in the kitchen, then.” She moved closer to Zephyr and said “Don’t stress out about this, okay? I’ll be right in the kitchen, and I’ll check up on you two to make sure you don’t go overboard.” Rainbow had made her way onto the couch and was already pinning him down on his back. “Okay, to make sure she doesn’t go overboard.”
“Aw, come on!” Rainbow Dash dismissed her. “You can trust me. Who do you know who’s gentler than me?”
Oh, I don’t know Dash, probably just everyone I’ve ever met in my entire life. “Do I get a say in this!?” Zephyr asked.
“You’ve had your say for years,” Fluttershy pointed out. “You’ve never been shy before.”
“Got cold hooves when you’re confronted with the real thing, huh?” Dash asked. “I know, I am pretty great.” Fluttershy rolled her eyes. She left without a word into the kitchen. Rainbow continued, “She kind of has a point, though. Hey, why don’t we make a deal: you stop joking about me wanting to bang you and, just this one time, I really will. What do you say?”
“Oh, so now it’s an option.” Zephyr complained.
“You know, I feel like most guys would be pretty stoked to be in your position” Rainbow observed. “What gives? Is there something you need to tell me?”
Celestia preserve me, am I really that transparent? Well, if Fluttershy didn’t let her know, I sure as sugar can’t. “It’s just that- well, you know me, Rainbow, I’m used to waiting until something I want gets handed to me instead of trying to work for it myself.”
“Exactly,” Rainbow confirmed.
“But...” Zephyr intergected. “But I’m trying to be different, you know? I’ve been trying to work for what I have. I even paid Fluttershy rent for letting me sleep over. On the couch, that is. Obviously.”
“Right,” Rainbow said. “So you wanna work for it? I can get behind that.” With that Rainbow got up off of Zephyr and laid down on her back on the living room table in front of him. “In that case, you can do all the work. Start by using your tongue!”
Zephyr looked at the pussy on the table before him and considered his options. In spite of himself, he was actually starting to become aroused by Dash’s forcefulness. He hoped to himself that this would not become a fetish for him. In the end, he said under his breath “C’est la vie.” After that, he took a deep breath and began eating what was on the table in front of him.
“You’re pretty good,” Rainbow Dash confessed. “You’ll have to give me some pointers for when I’m eating out your sister, he he.”
Was she trying to humiliate him by implying she fucks his family, or turn him on with lesbian fantasies? Either way, he had to admit it was working. The best he could do to humiliate her back at this point was to hit her where she was the most sensitive. With the tip of his tongue, he played with her clit directly, more than he would ever think was wise to do to such a sensitive organ. This had her writhing under him, arching and curling through waves of intensity. It was immensely gratifying having that much power over her, and finally Zephyr felt comfortable enjoying himself, seeing as how it was kind of at her expense. He teased her in a brutal pattern of building up and holding back, putting her perpetually close to the edge, until finally…
“What are you two doing?” Fluttershy asked from the doorway.
“He’s driving me- ugh- crazy is what he’s doing!” Rainbow Dash replied. “I hope this runs in the family. Maybe you should come get a closer look. You might learn something.”
“Don’t tease me so much,” Fluttershy said. “You’re really overdoing it. You’re supposed to be- I mean you said you wanted to, you know…”
“Oh, you’re right,” Dash said. “Okay, Zephyr, your snack time is over. It’s time for you to feed me that meat of yours.” Fluttershy cringed in disgust, but stayed watch over what was about to happen. “Put your hooves up on the table and lift yourself up until you’re lined up with me. You are hard, right?” Without answering, Zephyr did as he was told. Rainbow looked down, one eye closed until she caught sight of it, at which point she gasped and looked pleased with herself. “I just knew I’d be the exception. This is gonna be easier than I thought. Go ahead and stick me full of it.” Zephyr hesitated. He looked over at Fluttershy then back at Rainbow. “Worried about protection?” Well, now that you mention it… “Don’t be. I’m on the pill. Just stick it in while I’m still sensitive from you licking me! At this rate, that worthless cock of yours is never gonna make me org-” And that was all he needed. Zephyr pressed the head of his cock into her opening and quickly began pushing his shaft deep into her.
“Worthless, huh?” he asked her, rhetorically. She was already gasping for breath. “What were you saying about this? That it’s never going to make you what?”
Fluttershy quickly turned around and left. Zephyr only heard it, he didn’t even look. Still, it gave him a new rush of childhood experience: on that rare occasion that Fluttershy was somewhere else for the night, Zephyr always used to masturbate with the lights on in his room so that he could read the porn magazines he had safely stored away in his little combination trunk. It was the rush of intense freedom with risks, the rare opportunity to see hot mares splayed before him in glorious 2d combined with the off chance that somepony would come into his room and see exactly what he was doing with them. Except now it was so much more intense, his bedroom replaced with a living room, masturbation replaced with full on coitus, and 2d strangers replaced with his sister’s best friend! 
Sure enough, Dash was underestimating his capabilities. Still she tried to answer, “You’re never gonna make me-” but every time she was cut off by Zephyr picking up the pace and putting her right on the edge of actually cumming. It did not take long for her to break down and say “Cum… I’m gonna cum!” 
“Who’s making you cum?” Zephyr asked mockingly. “Go ahead, says his name!”
“Zephyr!” she called out. “Keep going, Zephyr! Don’t stop, Zephyr! Don’t stop until you cum, Zephyr!” Zephyr was not planning on stopping any sooner, but thought it was considerate of Dash to tell him that. He continued to pound into her, not letting up for a second as he fucked her straight into orgasm. “Zephyr!”
With that, she came, and her appendages fell limp in ecstasy. Her front legs fell to either side, her wings took a relaxed position splayed out on the table, her back legs spread even further apart, and her head fell back such that she was totally upside down. Zephyr didn’t let up, fucking her through the orgasm and onward, just as she had so suggested. He was starting to lose control, as he had been keeping this up for a while now, but he wanted to get the most out of the experience while he could. He asked, “Hey, would you mind if I flipped you around? I wanna screw you doggystyle, like the horny bitch you are!”
“Doggy, huh?” Rainbow Dash said, lifting her head up to look him in the eye. “I get it, so you can pretend we’re doing anal and I’m a stallion, right? I knew you were gay!”
“Gay!” Zephyr snapped. “I just gave you the best orgasm of your life and you think I’m gay.”
“That proves I’m straight, dummy,” Rainbow argued, “or at least straight-ish. You’re not straight and you’re still a virgin until you empty those pathetic little balls of yours into a pussy. I might even be tempted to argue you’re not one until you get a mare knocked up.”
Knocked up? “Well, there’s no chance of that right? Especially if I pull out befo-” Zephyr was cut off by the feeling of legs wrapping around his ass and limiting his movement to the in/out motion. “Are you one hundred percent sure you are safe? You didn’t skip a day or something, did you?”
“Maybe,” Dash said with a smirk. “Hard to keep track. Now that you mention it, though, I don’t think I’ve ever been on the birth-control pill.”
Zephyr was starting to panic. He did not want to risk pregnancy, but the sex felt so good he needed to keep going. “In that case, I’m gonna need to pull out soon. Do you think you could move those legs of yours?”
“Nope,” Rainbow said, with a wink. “Don’t see why I should have to. What’s wrong Zeph? What’s going on that you need to pull out for, little guy?”
Zephyr tried to pull out as far as he could and stop humping into her. “I can’t stop! I’m gonna bust a nut!” 
In response, Rainbow began rapidly flapping her wings, elevating herself to a position above Zephyr, where she mercilessly humped Zephyr from an upright position. “Oh, yeah? I don’t buy it! Who would ever stoop so low as to fuck you, huh? Go ahead, say her name! Say it!”
She was holding onto him, rubbing her body against his, and riding his cock with the force of her wings keeping them upright. Something had to give. There was no way he could stop it now, so he called out “Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Da-!”
And it was finished. Zephyrs came inside, and it was more exhilarating than he ever anticipated. He felt light afterwards, so light that the force of Dash’s wings easily pushed his body over and onto the couch behind him. She pulled out from that position, and some of Zephyr’s semen dripped out of her and onto him. “We did it,” Zephyr observed. “I can’t believe we actually just did that.”
“You know Zephyr, you have a tendency to really suck at whatever you’re doing and totally screw up,” Dash observed, “but you didn’t screw up that time. I wouldn’t risk leaving work to you twice, but I’m glad I did this time.”
“Speaking of risking,” Zephyr said, “I’m a little concerned about the whole birth-control situation. Did you mean what you said about not being on the pill?”
“Honestly,” Dash confessed, “this was kind of an ulterior motive for me. Tricked ya! You’ve got nothing to worry about, though. Your sister and I have a plan if the pregnancy takes.  You won’t even be involved.”
“Well, gee, thanks,” Zephyr said sarcastically.
“You wanna have a kid?” she asked.
“No. I just would have like to have been asked is all.” Zephyr thought a moment. “So are you girls really-”
“What in Celestia’s name did you just do?” Zephyr expected it to be Fluttershy yelling at them, but it was a different voice from the direction of the front door. Princess Twilight yelled a second time, “Why the hay didn’t you tell me this is what you were doing?”
“I…” Rainbow Dash suddenly seemed hard pressed for words. “I didn’t think you would understand. I didn’t want you to judge me for what I’ve done.” Rainbow Dash started sobbing.
As if called by that, Fluttershy came out of the kitchen steaming mad. “What did you do?” she demanded of Zephyr. Realizing that Twilight was there, Fluttershy quickly changed her target. She got right up in Twilight’s face and asked “Why’d you have to go and make her cry like that? You know how sensitive she is!”
All of this didn’t add up for Zephyr. He stood up and bowed a brief bow to the Princess and said “Welcome, your highness. Good to see you. What’s all this about exactly?”
Everypony was looking at Zephyr with an uneasy expression on their faces. Twilight sighed. “Well, Zephyr Breeze,” she answered him, “I’m afraid we all have you at a disadvantage. Please, allow me to correct that.” Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash looked at each other uneasy now. 
“We should have some tea,” Rainbow Dash said. “I’ll go make some for everyone.”
“Yeah, that would be just peachy.” Twilight replied in a grumpy fashion.
“Peachy iced tea it is then,” Rainbow confirmed. “If you’ll all excuse me.”
Twilight and Fluttershy… rather, “Fluttershy” sat opposite each other at the table that Rainbow Dash… “Rainbow Dash” was just getting fucked on. This placed Zephyr squarely in the middle of them, which he did not like at all. Finally, “Rainbow” returned, placed a tray of four peace iced teas in the middle of the table, and sat opposite him, also right in the middle of the other two mares. 
All of them took a tea except for Twilight, apparently prompting “Rainbow Dash” to ask “You don’t want yours? Is there something you don’t like about it?”
“I think this is one of my tea trays,” Twilight observed. 
“Oh my gosh,” the hostess figure replied, “I knew I was forgetting to bring those back to you. I didn’t even think... I’m so sorry.”
“It’s no big deal, Fluttershy,” Twilight answered with a sigh.
“Fluttershy?” Zephyr asked. That would explain the odd behavior, but it raised further questions of it’s own.
“That’s right, Zephyr,” Twilight began. “At lunch today, these two bird-brains (and I do not use the term lightly) asked me if I could have them switch bodies for the day, no questions asked. I figured it was a walking-in-each-other’s-horseshoes kind of experience at best, or a practical joke at worst. I had no idea that they were planning to trick you into having incest. That’s just crazy.
“I did get an idea that something was afoot, though, when I saw that they had raided my library for information on magic-assisted gestational surrogacy. Can you explain exactly what your plan was for getting pregnant, exactly?”
“I guess you really should know, huh?” the real Fluttershy said. “Well, the idea was that I was going to have sex with you in Rainbow Dash’s body, hopefully get pregnant, and then, uh…”
“And then,” the real Rainbow Dash said, “we would say that I got knocked up by some stalion, not sure who, and that Twilight needs to switch the pregnancy into Fluttershy’s body, since I’m a Wonderbolt and a baby bump would really hinder me athletically.”
“But the real reason would be,” Fluttershy chipped back in, “because I wanted to have your baby, and Rainbow Dash’s baby, and not have it be messed-up incest or impossible lesbian.”
“A kid with your genes and my genes is the closest thing to a child that Fluttershy and I could have on our own,” Rainbow explained, “if that were possible.”
“You see,” Twilight interjected, “this is where the whole thing falls apart. First of all, you two never told me that that’s why I was switching your bodies! All I thought you needed was for me to switch your physical appearances. Genetically, I’m pretty sure you two are still the same as you’ve ever been. If you’re pregnant, Fluttershy, it’s with an incest baby.”
“Oh, dear,” Fluttershy said. “Will I have to- oh my gosh, I don’t even want to think about it!”
With a sigh, Twilight answered “No. No you really don’t, if you don’t want to. The second thing is, if you two had asked me, yeah I might have been a little shocked, but I would have told you that horse inbreeding is… well, it’s not ideal, but it’s a lot less bad than some other kinds of animal inbreeding. We have a lot of genes, so it’s a lot harder to become genetically boxed in. If you decide to have your brother’s baby, it’s probably going to be just as healthy as any other baby.”
Fluttershy pondered this a moment. “I guess I should then. I hope that’s okay with you, Rainbow Dash. I know you were looking forward to having a kind that was like ours.”
“It’s fine,” Rainbow answered. “What color it is isn’t that important to me. I’m sure as hay not going to fuck your brother to get a kid that looks like us. Sorry to burst your bubble there, Zephyr. I hope it was fun while it lasted.”
“Heh, yeah,” said Zephyr, hesitant to agree. “You know, you two do a pretty decent impression of each other. I was really convinced!”
“Yeah, I know,” Fluttershy said, “I am pretty awesome.”
“Pft, come on,” Rainbow said, “I’m not like that at all!”
“You know, you two are pretty cute to each other,” Zephyr commented. “I feel all kinds of weird saying it, Rainbow, but I’m glad that my sister is moving on from a schlub like me to a mare like you.”
“Yeah,” Rainbow admitted “me too.”
“So anyways,” Fluttershy moved on, “I feel like I might be impregnated, but in case I’m not and we need another sample, do you want to give it to me as Fluttershy, or as Rainbow Dash?”
“Uh!” Zephyr witlessly moaned.

Should he say:

A: Fluttershy

B: Rainbow Dash

Or C: an entirely different option?

This time, though, it’s really

THE END