Rocks.
For Somber Shade, Ponyville's Captain of The Guard, there were few things that left him confused. Of the small number of things Pinkie Pie's sister Maud was one of them. While she was calm and stoic on the outside, not really showing much emotion outside of some dry remarks, he had experienced a side of her few had seen.
It was when she first visited Ponyville, he'd been around long enough to know his friends fairly well, and Maud had come up in conversation before, but meeting her was... Strange. She was tall, about the same hight as Shade, her body was lithe but curved nicely under her dress. Her eyes were beautiful, but she seemed... Cold, at first.
It changed when he'd gone to the tavern after hours. He hadn't gotten a chance to talk to her one-on-one and seeing her at the counter with half a mug of cider and absently writing something gave him an opportunity. He approached the bar and sat next to her, ordering his usual. He turned to the grey mare and gave a warm smile.
"Hey, I don't know if you remember me but I'm Shade, one of Pinkie's friends." He offered her a handshake, but she simply looked at him for a few seconds before speaking in her usual mono-tone. "I remember you, Pinkie said she comes to you office every week to fuck." Shade had been taking a sip from his drink and nearly choked on the bubbly cider as he coughed in surprise.
"You mean she um... Told you about that?" He said when he could breath again.
"Yes, Pinkie and I tell each other everything. Is it true you can suck yourself off?" Shade blushed and tried to steer the conversation AWAY from this.
"L-Look, I'd prefer we not talk about this here, it's a little awkward since we're in public..." Maud blinked slowly and thought for a moment.
"Let's go to my room upstairs, then we'll be in privet." With that she got up and started walking to her room.
Shade knew he had 2 options. One: He could get up, pay his tab, and walk outside and forget this ever happened. Two, he could go upstairs and see were that lead. A minute later Shade knocked on Maud's door, she answered and let him in.
"Okay, so you wanted to know if I could really suck my own cock?" He asked.
She nodded and sat on the bed of the small room, waiting. He sighed and unzipped his pants, quickly pulling his soft cock out, stroking it gently. Maud seemed impressed by the size of it, noting it was grey, like a rock.
Soon he was fully erect and lifting his nearly 15 inch shaft up his chest while bending down a bit to slide the head into his own mouth. Maud's cheeks had began to flush and she began to lift her dress off herself, revealing her lacy black bra and panties. Shade continued to bob his head on the first few inches of his cock, normally he didn't do this much but she seemed to like it, and he always aimed to please.
Maud was breathing more heavily and squeezing her thighs together. "You can stop now... I want to try something." She said, a little more breathlessly but still monotone.
He let his cock pop out of his mouth and swing down until it was right in front of her face. She crossed her eyes as she looked at it, wrapping her delicate fingers around the shaft.
"15 inches in length, 1 and a half inch radius. Hard, like rocks. Grey, like rocks. Smooth, like rocks. Shade, I want you to fuck me with this rock. Can you do that?" She said, looking up at him with those beautiful eyes.
He answered in a heart beat. "Just lay down and let me do what I do Maud, you won't regret it.
She quickly did away with her bra and panties, revealing her perky tits and pussy. Her coat was soft as Shade ran his hands all over her body, she was warm and trembling in anticipation. He moved on top of her and kissed her lips gently, she kissed back a little, but mostly she just wrapped her legs around his waist in inpatients.
Shade took the hint and angled his cock into her tight opening, pushing the flare of his cock inside her. She made a strange gasping sound as he penetrated her, sliding in slowly.
"Mmm, fuck Maud... You're really fucking tight!" He groaned, flexing his hips back and forth as he slowly made his way deeper.
Maud didn't talk, she simply gasped and let out soft moans. As Shade's hips met hers she shuddered and her eyes widened as she realized she'd been fully penetrated. She held him tight around his chest and whispered to him.
"Fuck me like you fuck my sister, fuck me like a little slut."
Hearing that voice talk that dirty drove Shade to do just that.He rammed inside her brutally hard and fast, grunting as his thrusts bounced Maud back and forth on the bed, making the headboard hit the wall. She let out small gasps and moans but never once did she scream or wail. She was quiet but her body spoke volumes. Her pussy was constantly squeezing and her legs held him tight as he fucked her.
It wasn't long before Maud hit her first orgasm, Shade not even realizing until he felt nails dig into his back. This made him want to go even faster, so he did. Now his hips were smacking into her repeatedly filling the room with the sound. Maud had long since closed her eyes and was mumbling about rocks.
After a few minutes Shade was nearing his own climax, he looked at Maud and managed to speak as he thrust.
"Maud... I'm close... Need me to pull out?"
At that moment Maud's eyes opened and she said in perfect monotone. "You never pull out of Pinkie, don't pull out of me."
With that Shade rammed deep inside her and groaned loud as he unloaded inside Mauds small womb, swelling her belly in the process of filling her. After several minutes of cumming they finally collapsed into each other, gasping for air.
"Wow... That was intense... I may need to... Rest a bit... " And that was all Shade could say before passing out.
The next morning he awoke to find himself alone with a note. It read: Shade, thanks for fucking me until we passed out, I had to meet Pinkie and her friends today so I won't see you until later. Next time I want Pinkie to join us, I'm sure you can handle both of us. Signed Maud.
Shade looked at the note for a good long while before his lips curled into a smirk.
'Dunno what it is about those two but I like them.' Shade thought to himself.
The End?