No Time to Explain

by Banul

First published

An unassuming mailmare in thrust into a crisis of cosmic proportions after a chance encounter with an enigmatic stallion. The fate of Equestria, the galaxy, and all of the mutliverse will hinge on her willingness to give him a blowjob.

An unassuming mailmare in thrust into a crisis of cosmic proportions after a chance encounter with an enigmatic stallion. The fate of Equestria, the galaxy, and all of the mutliverse will hinge on her willingness to give him a blowjob.

This is, as might be assumed, a clopfic. It's not to be taken seriously!

No Time to Explain

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No Time to Explain

Things were looking up for Easy Breeze. Working as a mailmare wasn't the glamorous Bridleway life she had imagined for herself when she moved to Manehattan, but it was an honest living. Today was, in fact, her first day on the job. It was a ordinary route by all accounts, delivering mail to various apartment complexes and post boxes across the city. Mailbag at her flank, she let out a sigh of contentment and took off into the sky, eager to truly begin her new life in Manehattan.

It was in this state of contentment and eager determination that she failed to notice the frantic unicorn stallion galloping full speed towards her target mailbox and looking intensely at some kind of device. Oblivious, she descended and landed directly in his path. The inevitable collision sent them both sprawling and knocked the stallion's device from his magical grasp.

Easy Breeze cursed herself silently. She couldn't believe she had messed something up already. Awkwardly getting back on her hooves and wincing at a pain in her wings, she turned to apologize profusely to the stallion, only to find that he was paying her no mind. He had recovered his device and was fussing with it as if something was wrong.

“Oh no... No! No no no no NO”, the stallion screamed at his gadget, which was now beeping wildly.

Easy Breeze hesitantly stepped toward to distressed unicorn.

“Hey uh... I'm really really sorry about this”, she said tentatively.

The stallion continued to fiddle with his device and paid her no heed.

Unnerved by his lack of response, Easy Breeze continued, “Please don't tell my boss. I really need this j-”

Abruptly turning towards her with fury in his eyes, the stallion yelled, “Do you have any idea what you've done?!”

Easy Breeze, startled by the sudden outburst, stammered and searched for a response. The stallion's anger quickly abated. Looking down, the pony lowered his eyes.

“I have failed. All is lost.”

This was a mess, the optimism of the day lost in an instant. She didn't know what was going on, but Easy Breeze felt terrible for her part in the strange unicorns sudden dejection. At the same time, she knew that this incident could easily get her fired. She had to do whatever she could to fix this situation.

“Listen, I really am sorry. If there's anything I can do to help, I will. Just say the word.”

The stallion looked up at her, considering her words.

“Maybe...”, he cryptically whsipered. Once more consulting his gizmo, he muttered furiously to himself.

“If I....adding this variable to the time stream....adjusting for the quadratic concurrence....carry the three...but would she agree...?

Looking up from his device, the stallion stares deeply into Easy Breeze's eyes, his face set with a grim determination the likes of which she had never seen.

“There is a way. We can fix this.”

The stare made her uneasy but Easy Breeze knew she had to help him. She replied, “What do you need me to do?”

“You have to suck my dick”

She gaped at him, too stunned to speak. She'd been propositioned by desperate stallions before, but this was something else.

Looking around for any ponies in hiding, she said, “This is a joke, right? Why wo-”

Before she could finish, the stallion advanced toward her. With his voice trembling with desperation and panic, he cried “There's no time to explain! Please, I beg of you. If not for yourself, than for all that is good in this continuum, you MUST suck my dick!

This was just unreal. Easy Breeze didn't believe this 'suck my dick to save the world' business for a second. Pathetic though this ploy for an easy blowjob may be, she knew that he still had to power to complain to her boss and get her fired. She'd spent all the bits to her name to move to Manehattan and she needed this job. Frowning with distaste, she set about her task.

“Come with me”

“T-thank you. You will be remembered as a true he-”

“Yeah, okay guy. Let's just get this over with”

Easy Breeze led her enigmatic partner to a nearby alleyway. Satisfied that there were no onlookers, she bade him to lie on his back. As he did so, Breeze took stock of him. His cutie mark was an enigma, bearing a symbol she did not recognize. He was muscular, though, with well toned features. Not a bad looking stallion, really, though his facial expression looked like someone preparing to go to war. Maybe she could even find it in herself to enjoy this.

“I must tell you, it is absolutely imperative that you swallow my seed.”

“Of course it is.” Easy Breeze sighed, “Don't you worry now, the cosmos or whatever is in good hooves”.

And so, Breeze positioned her head between the stallion's legs and took his lengthy horse cock into her mouth. Her partner was strangely flaccid for pony trying to con a blowie by making up a ridiculous story. If she was going to get him off, that would need to be fixed.

She delicately tongued his bulbous head while working his shaft with her hooves, hardening his member in seconds. Her eyebrows cocked sarcastically as she heard a soft, surprised moan escape from the unicorn's usually grim face.

“This is-ah....outside my area of expertise”

Easy Breeze slurped playful between his legs, trying making the best of this ridiculous situation. She took more of his shaft into her mouth and down her throat, moving her practiced hooves to fondle his scrotum. The stallion was bigger than she originally thought, and she had to fight her gag reflex and she took him as deeply as she dared. Breeze looked up to see the stallion in a state of confused ecstasy. He was clearly worried about something yet wrapped up in the moment. His breathing became rapid as he grew more aroused by this unfamiliar scenario. Easy Breeze let herself become fully immersed in pleasuring her enigmatic mate, bobbing up and down his shaft enthusiastically as saliva moistened his groin.

Then, without warning, a torrent of cum erupted from the stallions cock and down Breeze's throat. She dislodged herself from the sputtering member and coughed wildly, desperate for air. Sticky seed oozed out of her mouth and down her chin as she tried to regain her breath.

“Sweet Celestia” She said, gasping. “You're suppose to say something when you're close!”

Easy Breeze glared at the stallion who was staring at the cum that she had coughed up. Looking distraught, he groaned, “No...You were suppose to swallow it...” Breeze sighs as he begins to unsteadily get to his feet and consult his gadget once more.

“Your error has cost us dearly”, he stated, still breathing heavily from his recent exertions. “It wasn't enough. I must penetrate your vagina”

Easy Breeze let out a sarcastic laugh.

“Tough luck, big guy. I did what you asked. You can drop the act now.”

The Stallion looks into her eyes with urgency.

“You don't understand”

“I understand plen-”

“No, you don't. There are cosmic forces at work here that are beyond your ken. I came to your plane of reality to investigate a quantum anomaly, one that threatened to unravel both time and space. When you interrupted my scans, you inadvertently merged with the anomaly. According to my quantum rectifier, an large influx pony seed could potentially neutralize the anomaly. I that hoped that if you orally stimulated me, I could deposit the necessary seed and end the threat forever”

Hanging his head in shame, he continued. “It bought us time, but it isn't enough.”

Easy Breeze gazed at the distraught stallion, unsure of what to make of his story. It's a hoax of course, but it showed that this was a truly desperate pony. Despite his truly pathetic antics, she couldn't help but pity the pony. Besides, giving head to this mysterious stranger had made her surprisingly moist.

What the hell, I've gone this far, she thinks to herself. I suppose I have time for a quick fuck.

She turned to face the stallion. Trying not to laugh, she assumed her most serious facial expression. Raising her hoof in a mock salute, she stated, “I am ready to do my duty. Anything for the preservation of the cosmos”. With a swift and deliberate motion, she turned around, lowered her head and lifted her shapely ass into the air. “We put our faith in your cock”

The stallion struggled to fight back tears, overwhelmed by her faith in him.

“Thank you, my friend. I'll make this chance count.”

Moving like a pony experiencing the defining moment of his life, he mounted Easy Breeze and plunged into her. His movements were uneasy at first, thrusting and withdrawing with a deliberate slowness. As he built confidence he quickened his thrusts, the urgency of his mission driving his hips like a piston.

Meanwhile, Easy Breeze was forced to admit to herself that shes enjoying this. Getting fucked by a stranger wasn't what she expected of her first day as a mailmare, but it could certainly be worse. She let out a moan of pleasure as he penetrated deeper into her. He's certainly inexperienced but made up for it in enthusiasm.

“Ma'am, I-ah... I believe I am close to ejaculation”, he gasped, breathing hard and fast.

“Wait, not yet!” cried Breeze, “I have to cum too. It's important to the world.”

The stallion grunted, straining to prevent his orgasm. Knowing that she doesn't have much time if she wanted to get off, Easy Breeze grinded herself against the stallions throbbing cock with renewed vigor. She moans as she put everything she had into pleasing herself and her partner.

“I-I can wait no longer!” the stallion roared.

As the pony's seed filled her womb, she felt a torrent of pleasure wash over her body. Shuddering, she dropped to the ground. The whole experience had taken more out of her than she had realized. She lie there on the ground there awhile, soaking in the afterglow before getting back up.

“That was pretty good. You've done the galaxy proud”, she said, turning around to face him.

When she faced the spot where he had been, though, he was no longer there. Easy Breeze looked around for her mysterious stranger, but could find no sign of him. She knew she couldn't have imagined it, the semen oozing out of her used cunt could attest to that.

Remembering that she still had a job to do, she let out a heavy sigh. Whoever the stallion was, he was clearly long gone. Once more Easy Breeze took to the sky, intent to finish her job and to greet what else this bizarre day had in store.



* * *



Blast Pulsar canters out of his hastily constructed quantum portal and into the Cosmic Control Center. Beings of all shapes and sizes tend to a myriad of scientific equipment but, as he enters the room, all eyes are on him. They begin to crowd around him, whispering to each other and eager to hear their would-be hero has to say.


A voice calls out from the crowd, “Blast, have you done it? Have you saved the continuum?”

Blast Pulsar nearly weeps, overwhelmed by pride and relief.

Addressing the crowd before him, he roars, “Mission accomplished.”