The mane 7 and the fighting 6 meet in foenum to unite bonds between 2 truly far away lands only to fight a new threat.
The mane 7 go to Foenum inorder to establish bonds between Equestria & Foenum. Though, as soon as they meet, a great evil arrives from the future to takeover Foenum! So these 13 team-up to fight it!
Xutaga, a powerful warlock was sitting in a dark cave, pondering.
"(Dammit! They stop my Werewolf attack in one world! That Spike kid accepted that his guy friends are now his girlfriends! They then stopped those Creepypastas from destroying Ponyville! They killed my brother Degan Vozaga?!)" He angrily thought."GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Then Xutaga fired at the walls with his dark magic! "Why can't I get a win? I gotta collect enough despair so I can bring dad back to life! Not to mention, raise an army who we can use to destroy all in our way!"
"Sounds to me that someone is at wits end!" Said a feminine voice.
"Yeah, he really needs to calm down!" A masculine voice responded.
"What the?" He then turned.
Standing before him on his left was a man, with pale skin, black shirt, black spiky hair, half black face, and a giant black claw wing! On his right was a pal woman in a black bikini, black long hair, and razor sharp nails!"
"Dark Antonio & Shadow Belle? What are the twins doing here in my presence?"
"We wanna help our little bro!" Shadow Belle said with a devious smile.
"I don't need help from an evil angel and his sister/wife!"
"Oh, low blow!" Dark Antonio joked.
"Hey, we have dark magic, we can make our inbred kids perfect!" Shadow Belle defended.
"Tch, if you really want to help me, then why don't you just di..." Xutaga was then silenced as an orb of energy appeared above them! "What the fuck?"
The energy then dropped a huge item which fell, all 3 then dodged as it landed on the ground!
"Okay...a time capsule, what does that mean?" Asked Xutaga. "Is the key to my victory here?"
Then the capsule opened, revealing...something.
"Hey, I think I can help you with your conquest! Just follow my lead!" Said the mysterious figure.
A huge air cruise ship was inbound for Foenum, a place that has been in peace for years after the banishment of the predators. This is a special event for both Equestria & Foenum for outsiders are only allowed to come to Foenum if they are allowed to, like a vampire who can't come to your house unless they're invited in.
"Are you guys excited? Because I'm so so SOOOO excited!" Pinkie shouted as she bounced around the air ship.
"Yeesh Pinkie calm down, we're almost there!" Said Rainbow Dash.
Meanwhile...
"Oh my gosh! I'm so excited to meet these ponies! They don't just have unicorns, but also regular ponies, pegasus ponies, an alicorn!" Paprika shouted as she bounced around the port, hugging everyone to death!
"Paprika! Calm down!" Said Tianhou.
Meanwhile...
"I can't wait! Once we get there I hope to gain lots of inspiration for lots of new fabulous clothing for Carousel Boutique & Canterlot Carousel!" Said Rarity.
"I wonder what new friends we'll have to meet us there, you think they'll like apples?" Applejack asked in wonder.
Meanwhile...
"I vunder if we'll meet ponies with personalities similar to ours." Said Velvet.
"You think they have the power of youth behind them?" Asked Arizona.
Meanwhile...
"My influence over animals might not work this time considering they're all capable of living in communities." Fluttershy said with a frown.
"Don't feel sad Fluttershy, at least you can still be friends with them." Twilight Sparkle assured.
"A community where everyone is accepted for who they are..."
"Hey, sounds like the kind of place you wanna move to." said Fred, the demon living in Oleander's spell book, the Unicornomicon.
"No Fred, if I did that, then the Woodlands would be dead!"
"Come-on, you girls defeated the predators and sent them back to The Hold, or at least one of you did in alternate timelines, but still, what's the..."
"Fred, I swear, if you say that line, I'll throw you into a pile of mold!"
"Yeesh, can't take a joke, and has problems with superstitions like that."
"Fred, how many times has unfortunate events have happened to others around us for saying that phrase?"
"Hmm..." Fred thought.
*Flashback.*
"Chin, are you sure you should be lighting that fire cracker while it's still in your mouth?"
"Relax Lena, what's the worst that could...*Bang!*.......*cough!*...ow....oh...there's the blood and some of my teeth!"
*Flashback over.*
"But that's because those other people are idiots."
"Well even so, shush! The ship should be making it to port in an hour."
Meanwhile...
"I'm worried." Said Spike.
"What's wrong Spike?" Asked Twilight.
"Well...we read about Foenum right?"
"Yes....oh!"
"What's up Twilight?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Dragons in Foenum don't eat gems like the ones in Equestria."
"I thought dragons were extinct and replaced with those half dragon, half horse Longma creatures." Said Applejack.
"Yeah, but Spikey-Wikey is pure dragon, which means he's a full predator." Said Rarity.
"Don't worry, since all 7 of us are ambassadors, they can't hurt Spike." Twilight assured. "Hear that Spike? You're gonna be just fine."
"I hope you're right."
Eventually, the air cruise ship made it to the port.
"Ooh! It's such a cute looking ship!" and excited Paprika said as she readied herself to hug whomever was coming out.
"A flying boat?" Questioned Oleander.
"Hey, you can't party if on a plane can you?" Joked Fred.
"Shut-up Fred!"
"Whatever, I thought it was clever though."
"Interesting entrance." Commented a confused Arizona.
"Dis is certainly unexpected Eendeed."
"Okay, aside the sky boat, where are the pon..." That's when Tianhuo was interrupted as the Mane 7 appeared in a bright flash!
"Ah!" Pom gasped!
"Hello, we're..." That's when Paprika interrupted Twilight's greeting as she crushed them all!
"Purple Pony!" She shouted as she compressed Twilight! "Yellow Pony!" She shouted as she crushed Fluttershy! Rainbow was going to fly but then Paprika grabbed her by the tail and squeezed her like an anaconda! "Blue Pony!"
"No, no, no, no..." Rarity was unable to escape the pain of affection!
"White Pony!"
Then she got to Applejack, whom she hugged so hard, her hat popped off! "Orange Pony!"
"Yippie, my turn!"
"Pink Pony!"
"*Hack!* Wow, you hug harder than this yak I met once." Said Pinkie.
That's when she turned and saw Spike and pounced!
"Purple Dragooooon!"
*Slam!*
"Wait, what did she just say?!" exclaimed Pom.
"I believe Paprika just said dragon!" replied Velvet.
"Don't worry, Spike eats gem stones, like all other dragons in Equestria." Twilight assured them.
"Equestria, a land inhabited mostly by ponies and where dragons eat bling!" Said Fred as he appeared out of the Unicornomicon in a hat that said 'THUG LIFE', black shades, and 2 chains around his non existent neck.
"Really Fred?"
"Come-on Rolly Polli Olli, you know I'm being supah fly right now!"
I am very sorry if I offended anyone. Oleander just rolled her eyes.
"Okay...ow! As I was saying...I am Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship." She greeted.
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest thing in the sky, and as loyal as they get."
"I'm Applejack, nopo...nobody is more honest than me."
"Delighted to make your acquaintance, I am Rarity, most generous of them all."
"I'm Pinkie Pie, and my eternal mission is to bring smiles to everyone I see."
"I'm...Fluttershy."
"And?" Spike encouraged.
"I am very kind, maybe not kinder than you, but..."
"Fluttershy!"
"Okay, I am the kindest ever!" Then she crouched down.
"And finally, I am Spike the Dragon, Twilight Sparkle's number one assistant."
"You mean slave?"
"No, demonic skull creature. Anyways, it's your turn for introductions."
"I'm Oleader, the chosen Keeper of the Woodlands." Greeted the black unicorn with blue eyes, a curved horn, pink tips on her black mane, and purple hooves.
"I am Velvet, chosen Keeper of da Tundra." Greeted the light brown reindeer with blue eyes and teal eyeshadow that matched her hooves and antlers.
"I'm Paprika! And I'm the chosen Keeper of the High Plains." Greeted the Yellow Alpaca with purple eyes.
"I'm Pom, ch-chosen keeper of the Meadow..."Greeted the Pink Lamb with bluish greenish eyes, I can't tell. "...and these 4 are my pack of sheep dog pups, Woof, Ruff, Tuft, and Puff." She then introduced.
"Nice to meet you, I am Tianhuo of the Huoshan Empire. Most noble and virtuous captain of her Majesty Houshan's royal guard, and chosen Keeper of the Volcano." Greeted the green Longma with orange slitted eyes, fire mane, fire wings, and fire tail!
"And I'm Arizona, chosen Keeper of the Prairie." greeted the the young calf with small horns, a red scarf, green eyes, and brown and white fur.
After the greetings, they all left the port and decided to have some fun on the docks! Playing games, buying snacks and riding the rides. Sure the herbivores there were a little freaked out from seeing Spike, but knowing he can eat what they eat, they calmed down.
Later that day...
"That was an awesome way to break the ice." Said Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, I have a feeling Equestria and Foenum are going to be very close!" Replied Tianhou.
That's when a huge wave of energy radiated across the sky!
"What the?" All 13 exclaimed as they all looked up to see a huge temporal portal open up in front of their eyes, making an unknown number of creatures flood the skies!
"What in tarnation?!" Shouted Applejack and Arizona.
That's when a humanoid figure with scales all over his hands and a black mask with a huge golden smile appeared in the middle of the sky!
"Hello Foenum, I am Tehen Vioz! I came here from the future to takeover! Also, I am going to free the predators to expand my army!"
"Over our dead bodies!" Spike then got on Twilight and Twilight was levitating Paprika, Rarity levitated herself with AJ on her back, Fluttershy had Pom on her back, Rainbow Dash had Velvet on her back, Oleander levitated herself with Pinkie on her back, Arizona was then picked up by Tianhou and off they flew!
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They were all charging towards Tehen Vioz but that's when Xutaga, Dark Antonio, and Shadow Belle appeared put their palms together and created a rapidly expanding ball of dark energy! which they all crashed into!
"Sayonara!" Shouted Xutaga before all 3 shot the orb of energy into the sky! Sending all of them away! "Finally, I have defeated them! Now then, let's takeover Foenum and don't forget our deal Tehen!"
"Don't worry, the army and the suffering needed to resurrect your dad will be yours." Tehen Vioz told him.
"Look out Arizona!" Spike said before he blasted fire all over a hyena who was behind her.
"Good job Spike!"
"Everyone, we need to spread out and get into teams of 2, but the one left can choose who she or he can go with." Said Twilight.
So 6 teams were chosen and Spike went with Applejack & Arizona before everyone split up to help defend the Prairie!
*Boom!*
"Whoa!" Gasped Applejack.
"What was that?" Spike wondered.
"Up there!" Arizona pointed out.
They all looked up at the train station rooftop to see 3 silhouettes!
"We are the Lieutenants of General Gotcha! We have a message, surrender or become delectable triple bacon cheeseburgers with spicy mustard, and curly fries on the side!" Said the one in the middle!
"Who are you?!"
"They want to know who we are." said the female one.
"Alright team, Roll Call!"
Then all 3 jumped into the air and landed on their feet in front of them!
"Lieutenant Red!"
"Lieutenant Blue!"
"Lieutenant Yellow!"
"And together we are....Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger!" Then they all posed! "SQUAD 1!"
Then the train station blew up from their epicness!
"..."
"Oh, you're so intimidated you cannot reply to our epic entrance?"
"Yeah, these 3 are terrified!"
"Yeah, your weirdness is really scary." Spike said in a sarcastic tone, receiving a giggle form Arizona.
"What? We aren't weird! We're epic!" Blue said intensely!
"Yeah! You're just jealous!" Said Yellow!
"And that's why you'll die!" They said as they ran at AJ, Arizona, and Spike.
"Team attack: Red Meteor!" All 3 said as Blue and Yellow launched Red high into the air! He then darted at them spread eagle in a furious blaze!
All 3 got out of the way!
*Boom!*
Red then landed on his feet as the place where he caused an explosion was set ablaze!
"The grass! That's our food!" Gasped Arizona.
"I got it Arizona!" Spike said as he inhaled all of the flames!
"So, this is what we need to make you cows and bulls lose hope huh?" Red said to himself. "Team, attack the grass!"
"Oh-no you don't!" Applejack said as she lasso'd Yellow and preceded to buck her in the stomach!
"Gack!"
Spike inhaled all of the fire that red was casting from his palms!
"Aaaah!" shouted Arizona, as Blue's water blasts pushed her back! Arizona then countered by stomping the ground, rocketing herself through the water and jamming her horns right in blue's chest!
"Hurk! Dammit!"
"Team! Gunswords!"
"Right!" Blue & Yellow replied.
All 3 pulled out gun/sword hybrid weapons and began shooting! AJ and Arizona dodged!
"Spike!"
Spike was unaffected by the bullets because of his thick scales!
"Arizona!" Spike then jumped and saved her from being slashed by Blue's sword! Spike and Arizona blushed when Spike was on top of her and their faces were almost touching.
"Heh...that was close, thanks fellah."
"Flash Lightning!" Yellow announced before taking a swing at Applejack, but missed! That's when she lasso'd Yellow! "Hey! Let go of..."Then Applejack began throwing apples that burst to pieces when they hit her helmet!
"Ow! Ow! Cut that out!" That's when she thought of something. "Ow! Looks like I'm gonna have to burn this off with my shock burst!"
"Stop! You're wet with..."
"Nyaaaaaaaaaan!" Yellow didn't listen to Applejack, sure she got free from the rope, but electrocuted herself for she was covered in apple fluids.
"We're losing.....TEAM! Time for our special finisher move!"
"Got it Red!" They replied!
That's when Red pulled out a string, Yellow curled into a C-shape, Blue tied the string to her boots and helmet, Red stood straight and stiff, then Blue took aim as he pulled Red back on the string!
"HUMAN BOW AND ARROW!!!" They announced!
Blue then fired Red out of Yellow! That's when Arizona pulled out her rope, lasso'd the flaming arrow and then spun him back at Blue & Yellow! Yellow and Blue exploded in a flaming explosion and before Red died himself, he said this to Spike, Arizona, and Applejack! "Aaaaaah! Kill us if you must, but we're not the only Lieutenant Rangers! They shall avenge us as soon as word gets out and you'll be sorry!"
"Alright, after we take out general Gotcha, this place will be safe."
"Now where will we...Whoa!" Arizona was almost hit by a shuriken!
"I'm right here, but you're gonna have to catch me!" Said the anthropomorphic ninja crow before running!
"He's heading for town square! Follow me!" Said Arizona.
All 3 had made it to Town Square where the humanly shaped and sized avian waiting.
"Now!" Said Spike.
Applejack then grabbed Spike and tossed him into the air, and then Arizona lasso'd Spike by the waist and then threw him at Gotcha!
"I gotcha!" Spike said as his fist struck him!
Gotcha was falling but then turned into leaves as his beak touched the ground!
"He disappeared!" Said Arizona.
"Yeah, and you better watch out for our tag team strategy!" Said a feminine and raspy voice.
All 3 turned to see a very angry female hyena in a clown costume.
"Uh..."
"I am the alpha predator of the hyenas! You can call me Bitter Clown!" She greeted before blowing a spit wad at the 3 that Applejack avoided.
"Alright, so we're dealing with the alpha predator and the gener..." Spike then blocked a kunai that almost hit Arizona in the head!
"What the?"
That's when Gotcha tried to strike with his bow staff! Applejack saw him, and then threw an apple! Gotcha saw that and caught the apple, but that gave Arizona enough time to ram him in the gut! Spike then followed up with a bite to the shoulder!
"Grah! You little bastard!"
Spike held on and didn't let go.
Gotcha then pulled him off and held him by the spine! He then punched him away!
"Spike, you fine? Oof, lookie at that shiner..." That's when Arizona was smacked hard by a rubber chicken!
"Cry, little girl!"
"Why should I?"
"Because I am a clown who wants to hear other's misery!" Said Bitter Clown, whom was then struck by a barrel! Spike & Arizona then began laughing.
"That's what sad clowns are supposed to do, make us laugh at your misery!" Said Spike.
"Ha...ha...." That's when Bitter Clown started getting angry! "...ha...ha..."
"What the?"
"You think I'm gonna take that lying down? Ha..ha...no-one laughs at me....I AM THE ONE WHO LAUGHS AT YOU!!!" Then Bitter Clown pulled out a few balloons, and made balloon animals out of them! "ATTACK!!!"
Then the balloon animals came at them!
"Watch out, pop those and you'll unleash a deadly gas!"
"That's a rouse!" Spike replied. "And it looks like you don't have enough to cover that horror movie face!" Spike joked.
"(Dammit, stop making me laugh.)"
"Actually it's true!" Said Gotcha's disembodied voice! He then threw a shuriken at a balloon animal! After it popped, a gas ignited and exploded!
"This gas explodes when coming into contact with oxygen!" She said!
Then the Balloon animals formed a wall!
"This way!" Said Arizona as Spike got on her back and they began running as General Gotcha threw needles that didn't just pop the balloons but flew through trying to stick them!
"Don't worry younguns, I see where's shooting from!" Applejack saw a spittoon grabbed it and threw it at Gotcha who then flew out of the way! Gotcha then pulled out a Kusarigama (Chain sickle and threw it at Aj, but AJ dodged and it stuck itself to a barrel! Applejack then ran up the chain and kicked him square in the beak!
"Argh!" Then Gotcha flew into the air and began making hand sign! "Burakkufezā konran!" Then he began rapid fire scatter shooting his own feathers!
The Feathers blew up the balloons and balloon animals that Bitter Clown threw out! All 3 took cover! The chaos continued for 10 more minutes until Gotcha fell to the floor!
"Uh-oh, I over did it, and now I'm a nude bird!"
"Well, that's bad timing because I've ran out of balloons!"
That's when Spike shot 2 fireballs! Gotcha pulled out a sword and sliced the one coming at him in half and then Bitter Clown threw her tiny car which collided the fireball, making it explode! Then out of the smoke came a rope that grabbed Bitter Clown by the neck! Applejack twirled her around before jerking back and tightening the rope, choking the life out of the Hyena alpha predator!
"Ack!"
"Aaah! The Alpha is dead!" shouted a hyena in fear!
"Ruuuuuun!" said another hyena!
"Wait, the fight aint over until the general dies!" said a troop. "Where are you guys going?"
Then Arizona threw her rope which Gotcha then cut to pieces! AJ tossed the female Hyena's lifeless corpse at Gotcha, but he then sliced it in 2 and used a smoke bomb! He was about to cut Applejack but Spike & Arizona tackled him and he fell onto a pile of dynamite and gun powder! Spike then shot another fireball at Gotcha!
"No!"
The chemical reaction then happened, and blew General Gotcha up!
"The general is dead! Back to Base!" They all retreated.
The Cattlekind then rejoiced as they shouted to the Heavens: Soooouie!
Then a key fell and Arizona got it!
"Yes! I got's myself a key! And it's all because of you Ms.Applejack, and especially my cute dance partner."
"W-well, the pleasure's all..." Then Spike was kissed on the cheek. "..." Spike was speechless.
Then everyone regrouped.
"Thanks for saving us from the hyenas everyone."
"Don't thank us just yet! We still gotta get the keys and then lock the door to The Hold again!" Said Oleander.
"Well, on the bright side, the train station might be destroyed, but not the train!" Said Texas.
That's when the key began glowing, showing their next location.
"Sounds like we're heading to my home next, hmm yes!" said Velvet reindeer.
"Well alrighty then! Idaho, New Mexico, full steam ahead to the Tundra for these 13 pronto!"
Then after they all were loaded into the train, Arizona put her foreleg around Spike.
Meanwhile...
"Goddammit! You said I'd get myself an army, and I don't see any predators listening to me!" complained Xutaga.
"You'll get your army, trust me!" said Tehen Vioz. "I saw it in the future where you have an army and then you and that army begin your takeover somewhere..."
"Where exactly."
"I don't know where, my memory is fuzzy on the details, but you will."
"Yeah, meanwhile all of Cattlekind have taken back the Prairie!"
"My plan will work out for both us, I assure you it will!"
"Fine! Just expect me to flee after you guys lose!" Xutaga told him before leaving the room.
"So, these fools are heading to the Tundra now huh? How's our freeze tech going?"
"Tested and ready to go!" replied Shadow Belle.
"Good, arm the troops and predators, let's show the Deerfolk of Rein what we're made of!"
It was cold and silent in Rein, the capitol city of the Tundra until the sounds of an incoming train eventually coming to a halt stopped.
"Alright all of you, take care!" Said Idaho as the train began going back to the Prairie.
"So, this your home Velvet?" Spike asked.
"Dah child, the vonderful land of..."
As everyone turned around...
"Freeze! By order of General Justine the Space Golem, we order that you stand down and go to the cells or die like the others who have defied us!" Said a Tehen Vioz trooper.
Velvet thought it over and concluded that it would be inevitable, even if she had control over all of the ice!
"Dah, let us quit."
"But Velvet, what ab..."
"I have an idea." She whispered.
Later...Everyone was thrown into cells, and Spike was thrown in with Rarity & Velvet, with a muzzle to close his flames, cuffs to restrict his claws and tight shackles so he couldn't use his feet claws. Twilight, Rarity, Velvet and Oleander had magic restricting rings put on them, as well as shackles. Tianhou's head was sticking out of a steel box that had water inside it so she couldn't use her fire body parts, and speaking of, she had a muzzle as well. Fred, along with Pom's puppies were all put in a tiny cage. Arizona was completely tied up so she couldn't use her strength to break out!
"Well, this is rather unfortunate." Said Rarity.
"Dah deerling, I don't see any hope of escape." replied Velvet.
"Heh heh heh..." Spike laughed through his muzzle.
"What is it Spikey-Wikey?" Rarity asked.
"(Spikey Wikey? I bet I can think of a better nickname.)" Thought Arizona as she watched her beloved on the other side of the hallways.
"Well, it just so happens, that I've figured out something."
"And dat is?" Asked Velvet.
"Well, it just so happens that I have been bound like this before, remember that adventure we had Twilight? The one where we saved those ponies from slavery?" Spike called out.
"Oh yeah, you used your tail to pick the locks. That was awesome!" She called back from the end of the hallway.
"Can you really pick your locks with your tail?" Questioned Velvet.
"Yep, now wait patiently because I'll get those rings off yah soon ladies!"
Spike then inserted his tail into the lock of his tight shackles and opened them! Spike then stretched his body so he could claw off his cuffs, and once his cuffs were free, he took the rings off of Rarity and Velvet.
"We're free!"
"Thank you Spikey-Wikey."
"You're welcome ladies, now return the favor if you'd please."
Rarity then held the muzzle still with her magic, and Velvet used the cold moisture in the cells to create some ice that she coated the muzzle with.
"Melt it now!"
Spike then heated the muzzle that melted the ice into water. After the water caused the muzzle to rust, Rarity tore the thing open, completely freeing Spike!
"Yes!" Spike then turned around. "Stand back!"
Spike then melted the bars of their cell, and like that, they were free.
"Excellent work Spike!" Rarity congratulated.
"Don't thank me yet, we gotta free everyone!" Spike replied.
Spike then ran to the cage that had Applejack and Arizona, then melted the bars! He then used his claws the cut off Arizona's binds. Arizona kissed Spike.
"Thank you bow."
"No time for canoodling children." Said Velvet. "Ve must free everyone." And like that, Rarity and Velvet swiped Spike and ran for the other captives! "We'll free my people, you 2 get our friends free from their cells."
Later...
"I'm free! Finally!" A deer jumped for joy!
"Shh! The guards are still patrolling! Keep your voice down!" Spike said.
"Oh...sorry...wait, are you a...dra...dra....DRA..."
Velvet then froze his lips together!
"I'm a foreign ambassador! Don't worry, I'm on your side, got it?"
The reindeer nodded and got his lips unfrozen.
"Now go and find a safe place, whatever you do, don't get caught!" Spike directed.
The reindeer nodded and was off!
"(He managed that so calmly, how grown up for this child.)" Velvet thought.
All 3 then continued to free all the other captives!
"Thank you, I was worried we would be wolf food!"
"You're welcome but..."
"But what Velvet?"
"Well, all I have seen reindeer only, where are they keeping da Ice Sprites?"
"They have been forced into slavery, keeping General Justine shiny!"
"But Ice Sprites love work, how do you know they're being slaves?"
"He hits them!"
"No! Not those adorable little creatures!"
"Please help them! Before I was taken away, I saw him..k-kill one!"
"What a heartless beast!" Spike and Rarity said.
"Velvet, we don't know what an Ice Sprite is, but we will do any and everything in our power to help you rescue them." Spike said with a claw on her back.
"(A brave boy he is, why? Why am I feeling something inside? But he's Arizona's boyfriend.....if I do fall for him, I will compete for him!)" She concluded in her head. "Dah, let's go!"
They then made it to Blitz's cave.
"V-velvet?"
"Blitz?"
"You 2 know each other?"
"I humiliated him during a tournament, it was wunderbar if I do say so myself!"
"H-hey! Don't say that!"
"Sorry, but it's true, I won elegantly as his lips kissed the ground hard!"
Spike & Rarity began laughing at this! But that's when...
"Grrr..."
They all turned to see wolves, Tehen Troops and 3 humanoid creatures!
"What the?"
"ROLL CALL!!!" Called the guy in the middle!
"Lieutenant Black!"
"Lieutenant Green!"
"Lieutenant Pink!"
"And together we are Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger, SQUAD 2!"
"Wow, look at that, someone with a more flashy intro than Velvet!" Said Blitz.
"Hush you!" She replied before freezing him solid!
"Get 'em!" Commanded Green!
The troops pulled out pick axes and attacked! Rarity punched then stabbed with her horn! The wolves stood put.
"Hey, what are you wolves doing?" Asked Pink.
"We're observing, finding a perfect moment to attack!" Replied a wolf.
"That's dumb!" said Green.
"Nah, I think it's a good strategy." Said Black.
Spike then hopped and slashed a troop with his claws! The wolves saw and opening and they all pounced!
"Spike!"
Spike thought ahead and spun real fast with his claws out, slashing in all directions! Sending all of the wolves flying! That's when another wolf was about to strike until Velvet created an icicle that speared the wolf's neck!
"And all of our soldiers are already dead. Let's go team!" Commanded Green!
"Yes sir!"
Black then tried to hammer his fists into Velvet's face until Velvet used the ice as a thick shield! Then Velvet created an ice hammer and then counter hammered him! Black tried to punch Velvet but she moved so elegantly, and her counter attacks were so smooth you can say she was dancing instead of fighting.
"Hold still so I can hit you!"
She jumped backwards, doing 5 spins before spearing both of his shoulders!
"And now love, time for the final touch!" She said as she then twirled while ice shards stabbed into Black's body! "And dat's it for you!"
"She killed Black! You bitch! Green flame sphere!" Then a green fireball shot out of Green's palm, but was blocked by Spike's body! He then punched Spike away! "Remote controlled fireball!" Then green shot a slightly smaller but more oval shaped fireball that chased after Velvet!
"I got her Green!" Pink said while holding her down!"
"Hold her nice and stead..." Rarity then opened the cell door and used the frozen Blitz to block the fireball!
Now it was Spike's turn who jabbed his claws into Pink's butt cheeks! The sudden shock made her "YOWCH!!!" She shouted! That's when Rarity crushed her head with the bricks!
"You may have killed my friends, but you will not escape here alive! Finisher move! Inferno Self Destruct!" Then a counter showing 5:00. "All of you wont make it out of here in 5 minutes!"
"That's what you think!" Said Spike. "Pinkie, we need your space/time powers!"
That's when Pinkie & Paprika popped out of the wall!
"Don't know what you mean by that, but come and bring your deersicle and let's get outta here!"
Then they all escaped!
"What the?" He then checked the wall! There was nothing there but bricks!
"No way! This..this cannot be! No, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooo!"
*Boom!*
Green flames burst from the entrance to the dungeon!
"Few, glad we escaped!"
"That was beautiful thinking Spike, you saved us from dying." She then kissed his cheek.
Meanwhile...
"Uh? Sir?"
"Yes? What is it?"
"The Deerfolk all escaped."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah...and now they're gonna try and take back Rein."
"Let them try! Their ice magic won't be able to beat our freeze tech! Wont it Black Wind?"
"They will lose to our might!"
"Yeah! Send in the troops! Also, bring me those Ice Sprites! I don't want any moisture on my body while I watch them all die!"
Blitz gazed at his vision of beauty. He can't believe he was here, with her.
"V...Velvet...thank you for..." Then he looked at Spike. "A predator!"
He was about to attack until Velvet flipped over him, grabbed Spike, and then put up and ice wall, that stopped him!
"Velvet, what are you doing?!"
"This one is an ambassador from Equestria."
"What?"
"It's true, and we're ambassadors as well, who came to help." Said Twilight, with the rest of the mane 6 & fightin' 6 standing by Spike.
"How do you know? For all we know, he could be in-leagued with that guy from the future!"
That's when Twilight poofed a piece of paper in front of Blitz's face.
"An adoption form? You're this dragons..."
"Legal guardian since he was born, yes! So if you have any problems, you talk to me and my friends about them!"
"Spike is more generous than any stallion I've met." Said Rarity.
"He's a very nice dragon, even helping me get over my fear of them." Said Fluttershy.
"He's fun to spend time with!" Said Pinkie Pie.
"He's always willing to help." Said Applejack.
"He's awesome in his own way." Said Rainbow Dash.
Blitz looked at the Mane 6, then to Spike "...I apologize for my outburst, I can see now that you're a very trustworthy being."
"Thanks, and hopefully we can be good friends...despite the fact I just stole your crush Velvet."
"You did what?!"
Velvet then kissed Spike's cheek to indicate it.
"Why you little..."
*Boom!* A ball of energy fell from the sky and exploded huge spikes of ice from the ground!
"I'll deal with you later! Right now, I need to get this rag tag bunch of reindeer together and fight for our home!" Blitz then turned and ran to rally the troops!
"We better get a move on too!" Said Arizona.
Later...
"Yes! Freeze everything! I want all of the Deerfolk to die! These Ice Sprites are much better slaves! Alright you weak and innocent little shits, bring me a soda! Chop-chop, or I'll chop-chop you!" General Justine ordered and threatened.
That's when he saw tanks levitating and being slipped over!
"What the fuck?!"
Then a tank was being launched at him! Justine got up and caught the tank, which he threw back!
"Incoming!" Shouted Rainbow Dash.
Velvet then speared the tank with a huge ice stalagmite!
"What is going on down there?" An Ice Sprite then arrived with his soda. "Sweet, thanks! BUT THIS SODA WONT CHEER ME UP WHEN WE'RE LOSING!!! ALL CANNONS, USE THE ICE WALL TACTIC!!!"
Then all the tanks were in a straight line, and the fired! The Ice blasts were in a row and were heading for our heroes!
"Here it comes, how are we gonna..." Pom was interrupted as Velvet pranced and then danced to summon an ice giant that had a resemblance to her! The giant blocked the ice and then finished off the rest of the tanks!
"Dammit! Okay Black Wind! Launch me!" Justine then jumped formed a round boulder!
"Shadow Blizzard!" Then Black Wind blew Justine into the air!
"Freezer Burn Meteor!" Then Justine streaked towards the Ice Giant and demolished it!
He soon found himself surrounded by the main characters
"This doesn't seem fair now does it?"
Black Wind then appeared and froze everyone! Spike & Tianhou managed to thaw out! Spike then thawed Rarity and Velvet!
"Tianhou, thaw everyone!"
"You think you can take them velvet?"
"Dah! I'll just need my team of Rarity and Spike, who I've been doing wonderfully."
"I'd say we've been doing fabulous darling." Replied Rarity.
"Good luck Tianhou." Said Rarity.
"Same to you, dragon brethren!"
"A unicorn who's probably dating some farmer...." Said Justine.
"I'm single."
"A reindeer who's probably dating a young calf..." Said Black Wind.
"I'm single, and also I'd be labelled pedophile!"
"And a dragon with no swag at all!" they both said.
"No, infact I won the hearts of the Calf and this reindeer."
"How are we wrong?" Asked Justine.
"Yeah, it's pretty accurate!" Added Black Wind.
"No it isn't! That's just your stupid input!" Replied Spike.
"I'll show you who's stupid!" Justine said while turning his hand into a spiky fist!
Black Wind then headbutted Rarity! Then tried to bite her, but Rarity blocked with her force field! She then levitated Black Wind and Velvet Reindeer began hitting Black Wind with multiple items made of ice! An Ice baseball bat, ice frying pan, ice mallet, ice chair, ice statue of a random hobo!
"I'm like Radiance except with ice."
"I had no idea the Power Ponies comic books reached Foenum, also I never pegged you for a comic book reader."
"Actually, I got into Radiance because of her costume, I'm gonna dress up as her for Halloween actually."
"Halloween?"
"Foenum's version of Nightmare Night?"
"Oh, I see now."
"So, how does a mature lady like you know of the Power Ponies?" Asked Velvet?
"We were sucked into a magic comic book and forced to stop a villainess with Spikey-Wikey's guidance."
"He's a daring hero isn't he?"
"You could say that..."
Spike was running for 'deer' life! Justine then attempted to spear Spike, but missed and got his hand stuck in some ice!
"Gross! Moisture is all over my hand!" He then forcibly pulled it out of the ice!
"Huh?"
"I hate water! I literally sink like a rock! Ice Sprites! Dry this off now, or get squished!"
"Don't you dare say dat to the precious hard working little darlings!" Velvet then created a giant ice shovel and picked him up, then flung him at more ice!
"Black Wind, help me out!" He then shot a rock shard at Rarity, she was hit in the head and Rarity's magic was corrupted, causing her to drop Black Wind! Black Wind then created ice claws and slashed Rarity away and then ran to Justine. Black Wind then froze his own fur, making it sharp like!
"Now do the thing!"
"Spin Dash! This is a bad idea still!" Black Wind then swiftly rolled at Spike!
Spike then breathed fire that melted the ice fur and then burned Black Wind to death!
"Okay, guess that was a mistake..."
"Now to finish you off! You hate getting wet do you?" Then she grabbed Spike and began dancing with him!
"Ha! You think I'm gonna let you kill me?! Yeah right! Ice Sprites, protect me, it's not like you're gonna hurt your little friends huh?"
"What Ice Sprites?" asked Spike.
"The ones right in fro...what?"
The Ice Sprites were with Rarity.
"Oh, yes! Really dig your knuckles into my back, fighting is hard work you know." Rarity told the Ice Sprites.
"Uh..."
Then Spike & Velvet began spinning and then Velvet was kissing Spike, that then caused a powerful jet stream of water that hit! Justine!
"Aaaaaah! The water! Nooooo!" It then sent him flying into a frozen lake! "I don't like this! Help I'm sinking like a rock!" Justine then sank to the bottom of the deep lake, never to be seen again.
Velvet then let go of Spike and the boy with flushed cheeks landed on his butt, he looked at Velvet who looked back with bedroom eyes. Blitz saw this and sighed in defeat.
"General Justine the Space Golem and Alpha Predator Black Wind are both dead! Retreat!"
Then everyone ran away!
Then a key appeared and Velvet took it!
"Wunderbarr, a key!" She was so happy that she took Spike on her back and then hopped, skipped, and jumped. "And it's all because of you and Rarity."
Blitz then walked up to Spike.
"I...hope you and Velvet are very happy together." He then held out his hoof and Spike shaked it.
"Of course I will." He replied. "Now, do you have any hot coco in this city? I could go for some."
Meanwhile...
"You idiot! They're just took back more areas! Do you eve care that we're losing?!" Xutaga complained.
"Have patience, I already sent your brother and sister out! Their next location is The Meadow, they should be able to take care of them once they get there." Tehen Vioz assured.
"You better be right about this! Also...I'd like an explanation as to how you know about me future boy!"
"Hmph, if you'd like to know, it's because.................."
The poor poor, meadow, all of the flowers ruined by the madness of war! When they got there at the dead of night, they were shocked at how easy the Sheeple were captured!
"What the Bloody 'Ell happened?" Asked Pom.
"We all concluded that we were doomed! So we built these cages before Tehen's minions and the Predators got here." Explained a Sheep.
"...Wow...did you just say something different and that's why you're a Keeper?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Rainbow! Don't be mean, these poor sheep need our help." Said Fluttershy.
"Actually, she's dead on."
Then everyone fell on their backs with a foot pointing up.
"I've never seen a bigger collection of cowardly morons in my life!" Said Spike.
"I know! These eggs give me a headache!" Pom said with an irritated face.
"Hey! That hurts! I think..."
"See what I mean?"
"Yeah, it's like they L-cancelled their own dialogue." Spike said.
"L what?"
"It's a videogame joke, don't worry."
"Everyone, look out! A spotlight!" Pointed out!
They all ducked behind a house!
"So...Pom, what predators do you have here?" Asked Spike.
"We have a bunch of predators, but the coyotes have eaten us the most!"
"Coyotes?"
"Yes, and we can smell you guys!" Said a voice in the darkness!
"Fred!"
"You got it Oleander, here's some night vision!"
"Everyone, follow me!" Said Oleander who then began blasting the Coyotes!
"Don't let them escape! You have their sent! Quick, alert General Chick Chick immediately!" Shouted Air Cutter, Alpha Predator of the Coyotes!
"They've been chasing us for 25 minutes! I don't know how much longer I can last!" Said Pom!
"Let me save us!" Said Paprika.
"No! There's way too many, and there'll be more! We gotta get them off our sent! I'll breathe fire to destroy any trace and stop their pursuit!"
"But Spike, wont that burn the whole Meandow?"
"Don't worry, by my quick calculations, the wind should have enough moisture to blow out the fire in 10 minutes, plenty of time to escape!" Said Twilight. "Sorry I can't use my magic to warp us outta here, me, Oleander, and Rarity need to touch horns then concentrate on the huge group here, and we can't exactly do that considering what's going on now!" She explained.
"Sorry about what I'm about I'm about to do to your homeland Pom!"
"It's okay Spike, do it!"
Spike then blew fire at the flowers!
"Fred! Expand it!"
"Why of course!"
Then the emerald green flames turned to a pitch black as it instantly got bigger!
"They escaped...though they wont escape for long, now that Tehen Vioz's troops are coming here tomorrow with advanced tracking gear!"
"Yeah, we'll retreat for now! They will die sooner or later!"
Meanwhile...all 13 had escaped and found their way to an abandoned shack.
"This place will have to be our safe house for now." Said Twilight.
"Yes...we lick our wounds here, and then tomorrow we come-up with a plan to take back the Meadow!" Agreed Tianhou. "I'll stand guard and watch for any Predators and Tehen troops."
"Whoa there, you aint one-upping me yet! I'll stand guard with you." Said Rainbow Dash.
Then as everyone else got ready for bed...
"Hey Pom, feel like letting your sheep dogs sleep with me for the night?" Asked Fluttershy. "I've been in Foenum for 2 days and 2 nights and I haven't cuddled any cute and cuddly creatures yet!"
"Okay, but only if you have anything to trade for the night."
Fluttershy looked around.
"Spike?"
"Yeah Fluttershy?" Spike asked as he was cuddling Arizona and Velvet.
"Would it be okay if you cuddled with Pom for the night?"
"What?" All 3 went.
"Please, I wanna cuddle with her puppies!" She pleaded.
"Dammit Fluttershy, you know I can't refuse you when you look at me like that! Sorry ladies, another time."
The 2 pouted. and just decided to drift off to sleep.
"Well, guess I'm sleeping with you tonight."
"Sorry for pulling you away from your harem dragon."
"It's fine, let's go to sleep and save the Meadow tomorrow."
And so everyone was asleep, ready to save the the Sheeple.
Meanwhile...
"Well, now that we're here, how are we gonna kill them brother?" Asked Shadow Belle.
"Isn't it obvious? We attack them while they take the train to their next destination!" Said Dark Antonio.
"Why not just kill them now?"
"We need to lure them into a false sense of security!"
"Okay!"
"Wanna fuck?"
"Yes!"
So the twins flew off to do unspeakable things as they wait for the right moment.
It was daybreak and everyone just ate the grass all around the shack, I mean of course they did, they are herbivores after all and Spike refuses to eat meat. Well, after breakfast, it was time for action and great timing as well because the lieutenants have already tracked them with Tehen technology!
"I can smell you!" Shouted a coyote!
"Quick! split up into teams and take 'em all down!" Spike suggested.
Everyone then split up leaving only Spike, Pom and Fluttershy! Who were surrounded!
"Wow, to think we caught you so easily!"
"Are you squad 3 of the lieutenant rangers?"
"Correct!"
"Roll call!"
"Orange Lieutenant!"
"Grey Lieutenant!"
"Cyan Lieutenenat!"
"And together were are Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger Squad..."
Spike and Pom's puppies cut them off mid sentence as Spike shot orange in the face and all 4 puppies hitting Cyan and Grey! 2 puppies each!
"Ow! Ow! These dogs better have their rabies shots!" Said Cyan as she pushed them off of her!
"Get offa me you stupid dogs!" Went Grey as he grabbed them and threw them at Pom!
Fluttershy reacted quick and caught the 2 puppies.
"Woof, Ruff, Tuft, Puff, you lot okay?" Asked Pom.
They all huddled to her hooves to ensure they were unharmed!
"HEY! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR INTRO?!" Shouted Orange.
"This is the 3rd time we've seen this and you'll be the 3rd squad to die to us!"
"Wait...I know you now...yeah....YOU KILLED MY SISTER YELLOW!!!" Shouted Orange who then pulled out a sword shaped like half an orange slice! "Citrus Ken!" He then jumped into the air! "Citrus Slash Blast!" Then a crescent shaped projectile flew at Spike who dodged it and returned fire! "Palm block!" He then blocked the fire with his own hand! "Fruit Stabbing!"
Spike ducked and shot a fireball at Orange's crotch!
"Aaaaah!"
Then Spike uppercut Orange!
"Uh sir, you're losing!" Said a Tehen trooper!
"You think?! Wait, why aren't I using you guys? Get them!"
That's when Grey kicked Tuft! Seeing that, is when Fluttershy's eyes turned red!
"YOU BIG MEANIIIIIE!!!" She shouted! Causing all of the troops and coyotes to stop in their tracks!
"Uh-oh!" Said Spike.
"What happened?" Asked Pom.
"If you dare attack an animal, Fluttershy will go into this...d...d...de-demonic rage! Her anger turns her from a sweet pegasus to a killer monster!"
"I'm scared!"
"Let's hide!" Spike said.
"Now all of you shall feel my wrath!"
That's when Fluttershy flew at Grey! She grabbed him by the head and tore his head off!
"What the?!"
"You!" Fluttershy shouted as she looked to Cyan.
In just half a second, Cyan was cut right down the middle!
"You monster!" Shouted Orange! "Citruuuuus....SUNBEAM!!!" Then Orange did his best Kamehameha Wave impression as he fired the beam! Sadly it wasn't enough as Fluttershy was walking through it!
"ENOUGH!!!" Fluttershy then grabbed Orange's hand and broke them!
"Graaaaaaaaaaah!" Orange shouted in pain before Fluttershy put his head in between her forelegs and crushed it! The troops and coyotes were quaking with fear! Fluttershy turned and saw them! The poor souls tried to run but they were no match for Fluttershy's anger!
Later, Spike & Pom emerged from the bushes to find the forest covered in blood and body parts!
"Whoa..."
"This is..."
"Yeah Pom, it's always the quiet ones who are capable of doing these kinds of things."
"Good thing she's on our side...I need a hug right now!" Then she hugged Spike.
"Alright, now let's go find Fluttershy and then save the Meadow."
They were hard at work fighting the bad guys and freeing the innocents but that's when a bullet bounced off of the cage!
"What?!"
"WIND SLAAAASH!!!" Shouted a Coyote who used the wind to cut a cage in half!
"What the?!" They all looked at the anthropomorphic chicken and the Coyote standing next to her.
"Hey, I'm General Chick Chick and this guy here is the Alpha Predator, Wind Cutter...careful, once he's off this leash, he can move fast! Though..." Then they were surrounded. "...We might not need Wind Cutter to run wild considering you're surrounded!"
"What are we gonna do?" Panicked Fluttershy.
"We'll save you! I think!" Shouted a voice from the distance!
"We've had this weapon, hiding within a secret lab, but we decided not to use it...even though it can help us take over the entirety of Foenum..."
Then a giant robot appeared.
"When did you guys have this?!" Shouted a shocked Pom.
"We've had this before you were born Pom, and now it's time we used it! Fire the lasers!"
Then laser beams shot out of the robot's eyes and at the predators and troops!
"Destroy that thing!" Then General Chick Chick let go of Wind Cutter!
"Wiiiind...."
"Don't you dare!" Then Twilight fired a beam at Wind Cutter, who the dodged and turned his attention to them!
"Blow away!"
Then all there was left was Spike, Pom, and Fluttershy as everyone else was scattered around town.
"This'll be easy!" Then Chick Chick fired her shot gun, which were then blocked by Spike and his thick scales!
"Nope, it'll be harder than you think!" Spike said, looking all cool in front of Pom.
"Sugoi!" Said Fluttershy.
Pom was surprised.
"You just..."
"Yep! I'm bullet proof!"
"Yeah right!"
*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*
"Deadpool, shoot him!"
"Sorry, he's right, he is bullet proof, now for me to leave, bye!" But that's when he was completely erased from existence.
"Who was I talking too?" Asked Chick Chick.
Spike then shot a fireball that was then blown out by Wind Cutter!
"Nice try!" That's when Pom's puppies fell all over Wind Cutter. "What the?! Get off of me!"
"I gotcha back Wind Cutter!"
"No you don't!" Shouted Fluttershy as she tackled Chick Chick!
"Grr....Tornado HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!" Then Pom's puppies were all sent flying in 4 different directions! "You turn little lamb!"
Spike then shot a huge beam of fire that collided with Wind Cutter's mouth tornado! This distraction allowed Pom some time to run and gather her pack.
"Guh...what was..." Then Chick Chick was kicked in her breast...her chicken breast...it's not perverted, I swear, like how I am not racist.
Spike then turned up the heat as his flames overtook the wind and mixed into a fire tornado that went all over Wind Cutter's body!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then Wind Cutter got all the fire off with a spin! "Alright, now you've got me..." Then Spike punched Wind Cutter, sending him flying!
"Hey Sheep! Heads-up!" He called out.
The sheep that was piloting the robot turned and saw the flying Coyote, he then punched Wind Cutter back!
"My turn!"
The Puppies then held on to each other's tails with their mouths, forming a chain! Pom used this chain to catch Wind Cutter and then slam him onto the ground! Wind Cutter was barely standing after that...
"The alpha predator is trembling!" a Sheep pointed out!
The pilot of the robot responded and squished Wind Cutter!
"What?" Chick Chick then knocked Fluttershy out and then began opening fire at the robot!
"Really?" deadpanned Spike before Chick Chick charged her guns and blew up the robot!
"Ah! Eject!" Then as the sheep ejected from the robot, Chick Chick got ready, but that's when she was hit in the side of the head by Spike's fireball!
"Ah!" Then she began running around. "I don't know what to do anymore, If only I wasn't naturally bird brained!"
Eventually, she became over cooked and burnt chicken.
Tehen's Troops and the coyotes then retreated! The sheep then bleated in joy.
Pom then saw the key and got it!
"A key!" Then she began prancing around the flowers. "And you helped me get it!" Then Pom kissed Spike.
"(Man, I got half of them already, will I be bale to get all 6 before the adventure is over?)" He thought.
Meanwhile...
"I see...so you're my son from the future?"
"Yes, I came from the future to assist you...trust me father, all of our dead troops is just them playing into our hands in the end!"
"Well, warning, once they save everyone in the Volcano, I'm leaving!"
"Don't worry father, you will have an army eventually...trust me!"
"Oh and by the way...who's the mother?"
"Well..."
After Xutaga heard the answer...
"Her? Nice!"
The next day, all 13 were on a train bound for the High Plains!
Our heroes were just relaxing on the train, observing the grassy fields they're going through.
"So, how do we make our entrance brother?" Asked Shadow Belle.
"Moon Bomber of course." Replied Dark Antonio.
"Ooh! I love Moon Bomber!"
So the twins faced each other and then gathered dark energy until they made a New Moon with a fuse!
"Ooh! Look at the flying demon lady and demon guy charging up their attack!" Paprika Paca pointed out.
"What?!" Gasped everyone!
"Moon Bomber!" Then they shot the attack!
"Fred! Summon a beast to devour that attack now!"
"Why of course m'lady! Yo Etheria, I got a tasty snack for you!"
Then the Unicornomicon opened up and then a monster pooped out, ate the Moon Bomber and then went back inside the book.
"Who are you guys?" said Rainbow Dash.
"I am Dark Antonio and this here is my sister/lover Shadow Belle."
"And we're here to kill you before you even make it to your next stop!" Said Shadow Belle.
"Now sis, time for our next attack, Duality Blitz Rain!"
"Yay, my love!"
Then they put their hands together and then bursts of fire and ice scatter shot at them!
"Incoming!" Shouted Spike as the Main 6 and Fightin' 6 scattered. "H-hey! Wait for me!"
Twilight used a force field to block and then shot back at them!
"Hey Spike, feel like showing dem our version of that attack?" Velvet offered.
"Let's get those incestous lovers!" Spike agreed.
The 2 of them shot back their own hot/cold love!
"Now's my chance!" Said Rainbow Dash!
"You have the right idea!" Said Tianhou as she followed RD's lead!
Tianhou grabbed Dark Antonio and Rainbow grabbed Shadow Belle.
"Oh-no! My sweet brother Tony!"
"My beloved sister Bella!"
Then Shadow Belle was thrown onto the train!
"You jerks! When I'm this far away from Dark Antonio, I can't fly!" She said. "But that doesn't mean you're out of the woods, because we can still fight individually!" Then she began shooting orbs of concentrated pressurized water!
"Why you..." Then Dark Antonio charged lightning into his hands and then tried to punch Rainbow Dash and Tianhou! He struck RD and then blocked Tianhou's counter before he sent her away with a burst of lightning!
"Oh-my! Rainbow! Tian!" Fluttershy flew to her falling friends.
"Ha! You let your guard down!" Shadow Belle then fired a huge sphere of concentrated water at Fluttershy, which was then frozen by Velvet!
"So did you!" Arizona, Pinkie, Paprika, AJ, and one of Pom's puppies tried to swarm her but instead Shadow Belle blocked with ice shields!
"Nice try...huh?" Then Velvet used her powers over ice to take control of the ice shields and form them into an ice prison.
"What were you saying?" Asked Velvet.
But she would have to eat her words as Shadow Belle melted the ice into water!
"Aquasplosion!" It sent them all flying! Paprika and Aj were about fall out of the train if it weren't for Rarity and Oleander catching them with thier magic.
Fluttershy then caught Rainbow Dash and Tianhou!
"You know, as I remember, weren't there 4 winged...gah!" He went as he was shot by a magical blast from Twilight's horn! "What the? Where is she? So...the 4th flier has taken a sniping position huh?" Then Dark Antonio then faced the train. "Feather Storm!" Then a torrent of feathers flew at the train like kunai!
"Incoming again!" Spike shouted!
Twilight then gave away her position as she used her magic to block everyone from the razor sharp feathers. Rainbow Dash and Tianhou then got back on their wings and tackled Dark Antonio!
"Get offa me!" Said Dark Antonio as he dug his claws into RD and Tian's bodies.
"Hah! Spike's back awesome scratches are sharper than this!"
"I am part dragon! Therefore I am very durable!"
"I wasn't trying to stab you with my claws, I was trying to concentrate electricty into your necks!"
Upon hearing this, they pushed him away before they he do anything to them!
Spike snuck his way behind Shadow Belle as she was distrated fighting everyone else! Spike then pounced on Shadow Belle!
"Huh?!"
Arizona and 2 of Pom's puppies then struck her!
"*grunt!*"
"Bella! You hurt...my true love...my prescious twin sister Bella...YOU WILL DIE!!!" Dark Antonio then spun around! "Fire/Electricity Bullet Barragenado!" Then Bullet shaped blasts of fire and electricity flew in all directions! RD, Fluttershy, and Tianhou were all caught in it and then fell out of the sky and then landed on a magic platform created by Twilight! Dark Antonio took notice and then charged at Twilight!
"Oh-no you don't!" Rainbow said as she flew at Dark Antonio! Dark Antonio fired a blast while not looking back, but Rainbow Dash dodged and stopped Dark Antonio!
"Now's my chance!" Twilight said!
"Let go of m..." Dark Antonio was stabbed in the heart by Twilight! Dark Antonio was then dropped.
"Tony!" screamed Shadow Belle before getting bombarded by attacks from everyone until she was killed by an ice shard through the head!
"Phew...that was an intense fight..." Spike concluded.
Everyone then complemented each other on their techniques until the train finally came to a halt at their next destination, the High Plains! Home of Paprika Paca and the Huacaya Mountains....yeah, next chapter might be a short one...
After getting off the train, it was a long trek up the Huacaya Mountain Range.
"Brr....boy am I freezing." said Spike.
"Wanna warm-up with me bo?" Asked Arizona.
"Vat about me lover?" Asked Velvet.
"Maybe with me?" asked Pom.
"That wont be necessary because I just made Spike a sweater!" Said Paprika.
"Oh, thanks Paprika." Spike said as he put it on, which caused Paprika to get 3 glares. "Mmm...it's so warm."
"Thanks, I put lotsa love into it."
"You're welcome."
"And you all still made fun of me for bringing a scarf!" Rarity remarked.
"Do you really live in such a hopeless and cold place Paprika?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yes, I do my best to make sure no despair comes to my tribe." She told them.
"So where exactly are your people?" Asked Spike.
"I predict they're just about to run in constant fear right about..."
"Aaaaaah.....help us, the Swift Foxes are gonna eat us!"
"...Now!" Then she jumped in front of them! "I missed you all!"
"Aaaaaah, even worse than the predators! It's Paprika!"
"Wait, I have an idea!" Said the elder Adobo who then grabbed Paprika and threw her at the Swift Foxes.
"Ooh! Even more doggie looking creatures and Tehen Troops!" She said before scooping up them all and compressing them with her hug!
"What the? They're all dead already?! Who's responisble for..." And that's when lieutenants White, Brown and Purple died from Paprika's affection as well!
"WHAT?! MY TROOPS!!!" Shouted General Fishman, a man in a fish costume.
"AND MY PEOPLE!!!" Shouted Queen Kyuubi
"THEY HAVE BEEN CRUSHED IN AN INSTANT B..." Sadly, these 2 died as well.
The others and the Alpacas were all shocked by this turn of events!
"Woo hoo! Now I got a key!" She cheered.
"Well, have fun with Paprika, we gotta go!" Then Adobo and the Alpake all ran like Hell, to escape Paprika's love!
"Aww, they all left me before I could hug and kiss them all bye."
"Maybe it's for the best you don't." Spike replied.
"I see...you want to be kissed and hugged don't you Spike?"
"What?"
"Before we leave on our train to the Woodlands, I'll hug and kiss you as many times as the number of tribe members!"
"Uh..." Too late Spike!
Meanwhile...
"Shit son, the troops at the High Plains lost faster than the speed of Godammit Ross!" Xutaga remarked.
"Don't worry dad, let them play into our hands."
"*sigh.* Fine, so how's the magic resistant armor going?"
"It's been fully tested, those unicorns from The Order of The Horn wont know what hit them or how their Light Magic has been nullafied!" Replied Tehen Vioz.
The Woodlands...let me just say this, I'd rather not be a recluse, also these unicorns are basically Donald Trump because they allow only white unicorns, ones with different colors get shunned! What jerks!
"*Groan*...why my home?" Oleander complained.
"What's wrong with the Woodlands?" Spike asked.
"Well, you see kid...the unicorns here don't particularly like Oli here." Fred replied.
"And why is that darling?" Rarity then asked.
"Because I'm trying to prove that dark magic can be used for good."
"Now that you mention it, I did see you use spells that looked like dark magic." Twilight said. "But if you're trying to prove that not all dark magic is bad, I'll stick beside you, because I've got a few dark spells of my own."
"Get outta here, really?"
"It's true, her teacher taught her a spell where her eyes glow this freaky green and leaks red and black energy from her eyes." Spike replied.
"Wicked!" Said Fred.
"I know, it's pretty cool."
"Stop right there!" came a squeaky voice.
"...Are you a giant talking gerbil in armor?"
"Correct, I am General Mr.Gerbad!"
"More like bad name." Spike joked.
"Oh, burn!" Said Oleander.
"Yeah and also, you have the most unthreatening voice ever...a fairy would have a more threatening voice than you Alvin and Chipmunks ripoff!"
"You tell him Spike!" Oleander added.
"Yeah and...I expected a person with a name like Gerbad to be a badger, it makes more sense than Hamtaro's lesser cousins!"
"They guy is hilarious, you should so date him." Said Fred.
"Fred, unless he stands up for me against. the High Priestest and everyone else here in the Sacred Grove, I don't think he has a chance with me."
"You'd be a fitting pet for Fred Figglehorn, both of you have such annoying voices."
"Sh..shut-up! Alright troops and armored bears, go get them! Also, don't try to use your magic, this armor protects us from light magic!It's not like any of you have dark magic, it just wouldn't fit heroines."
"...*snicker*..."
"What are you laughing abou...oof! Wait, you have dark magic?! I'm getting outta here a retreating to the church! Lieutenants, take care of them for me!"
"Yeah boss man!"
"And don't call me boss man! Call me awesome boss!"
"No."
"Dammit!"
"Okay, so we're taking on squad 5 right off the bat." Spike said.
"Roll Call!" Announced the middle silhouette.
"Dark Red!"
"Navy!"
"Bronze!"
"Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger! Squad V!"
Then they posed, which caused explosions behind them! Unfortunately their troops were caught in the explosion.
"...Oh, that was entirely our bad!" Said Bronze.
"Don't worry, unless the General and Alpha Predator go down, we got minions to spare!" Dark Red assured.
Then Navy got hit in the head by a ball of fire that was charged up by dark magic!
"Taste this! Crimson Lightning!" Then bolts of electricity shot out from Dark Red's sword.
"Fred!"
"Raise the shields!" Fred joked. "Now have the shield chase after that guy and explode!" Then the magic force field got a snister face and hovered after Dark Red!
"Aqua Blade! Aqua Gun!" Said Navy. "Combine into...Aqua gunsword! Now fire!" Then Navy shot his sword out of his gun!
Spike dodged it.
"Ah, gunsword...unimpressive!"
"So...Dark Red has lightning and Navy has water, since you're brown, or rather, bronze, you can use earth?" Twilight guessed.
"NO! I HAVE THE POWER OF SHIIIIIIIT!"
"Excuse me?" Twilight then dodged a solid poop thrown at her!
Then bronze turned around. "Poozooka!"
*fart!*
Twilight then dodged a huge ball of poo, and also gagged a lot from the smell!
"Pee yew! Why'd we have to have that kind of villain here?" Said Fred.
"Geez, of all things, why?" Spike complained before getting decked by Navy!
Twilight then flew up to avoid Bronze's wrath, because the smell was just too unbearable, but then she had an idea.
"Hey shit face! Betcha can't hit me!"
"Watch me!"
"(That's it...build up the collective gas! Oh-man, this will suck!)" Twilight thought.
"Man, I am glad we're wearing helmet's that double as gas masks." Said Dark Red.
"Twilight, what are do..."
"Oleander, put a bubble shield over everyone!"
Oleander did just that!
"Spike, ignite the methane gas I collected."
"I gotcha!"
Spike then did his lighter technique! And once Spike got a light...
*Booooooooooom!*
A good piece of the Woodlands was devastated by the explosion!
"Wow...no wonder you're the genius of the team."
"Let's continue on, the general is at the Church, and I know where it is, follow me!"
They all made it to the church where Mr.Gerbad was waiting for them.
"There you are stupid name!" Spike said as they opened the door!
"Stop that! Giant, get them!"
"Hey, hey, hey, let's start the show!" Then a grizzly, twice as big as the other bears they fought, emerged from behind the Jesus statue...or atleast whatever Foenum's Jesus would look like...do Lauren Faust and Craig McCraken even have a kid? "Alright Gerbad, my good friend, I shall exterminate these guys for yah!"
"Quit it with the Yogi Bear impression."
"Can I do Cleaveland Brown?"
"No!"
"Neji Hyuuga impression?"
"No! No impression please! Just-just team-up with me and kill these guys!"
"Fine! 1st, let's seperate 'em!" Said Giant in his normal voice before casting a spell that seperated Twilight, Spike, Oleander and Fred from the rest of the group.
"What the? Bears can't use magic!"
"Nope, but I do have this neat power ring that only a midget can take off, like Mr.Ger..."
"Enough of this exchange! Let's just kill them!" Said Mr.Gerbad, who then pointed at Spike, charging up a laser! "Metalize!" He then shot the beam and then Spike dodged, and the beam turned a wall to solid metal!
"You have magic?"
"Yes, I have the power of the metal element."
"I'm pretty sure there are only 4, ah!" Then Oleander dodged!
"Trahzo's OC's are bound to a different kind of elemental cycle!"
"Oi vey, this guy." Twilight said to the others, who then levitated Giant and threw him at a pillar!
Then Mr.Gerbad shot himself with the Metalize beam, and then Mr.Gerbad morphed his 2 hands into swords, and came at Oleander!
"Ha, ha, ha, ha..." He tried to stab her, bust she countered by smacking him with the book!
"Fred!"
"Right!"
Then Fred held Mr.Gerbad down with his tentacles!
"You're stuck now!"
"Oh, am I?" Then Fred's tentacles started turning metal.
"What the? I can't feel that part of my lady lovers anymore!"
"You see, whomever touches me, turns to solid, lifeless metal!"
Fred then let go of Mr.Gerbad. Giant then jumped and tried to crush Twilight with hus sheer weight!
"Hurricane Bellyflop!" Giant shouted as his ring casted a wind spell!
Twilight then teleported! Giant landed spread eagle on a bunch of wooden benches and then got splinters all over the exposed parts of his armor! Spike then took this opportunity and ignited the wood, burning Giant from the inside!
"Water, splash all over me!" Then Giant's ring had water douse the flames. "Ha, you aint gonna beat me without taking off my ring, that only I myself can takeoff!"
"How are we gonna get past his armor and ring Twilight?" Spike asked.
"I don't know! That armor is supposed to block...light magic!" After realizing her own mistake. "...Stand back Spike!"
"Oh, this is gonna be awesome!"
Twilight then used her dark spell to conjure 2 black crystal hands that grabbed Giant's armor!
"What the?! You have dark magic?"
"Oh right...dammit, I knew I forgot to tell you that!"
"Well, anyways! Jackhammers, destroy these hands on me!" Then he summoned jack hammers to destroy the crystal hands, but that's when Twilight summoned more! 4 to hold that jackhammers down, and another to force the ring off of Giant's claw!
"Back off! Ring, make me bigger!" Then the ring came off his finger as the spell made him half his size bigger.
As he began getting bigger, Twilight then tripped him over!
"What?! In the middle of my transformation!" Then Giant landed on his back!
"Nice one!" Said Fred.
"Alright, now it's my turn!"
Oleander then grabbed Spike with her magic!
"What are you doing?"
"Breathe your fire!"
Spike cooperated and then Oleander charged up his flames into a black and green giant flame!
"Ha! You're can't hurt me with your..." Then Mr.Gerbad realized his metal was melting! "What?"
"I just cancelled your metal!"
"You're defenceless!" Said Fred as his tentacles turned back to normal.
"I don't think so!" Then he fired double Metallize Spells!
"Heads-up Twilight!" Spike called out.
Twilight then deflected the attack coming at her towards Giant, who was attempting to get back up, causing Giant to turn into unliving, unmoving metal! Mr.Gerbad was then hit in the face multiple times by the Unicornomicon!
"Steel...."
Then Oleander stopped his spell by throwing the book at him!
"Gotcha now!" Said Fred, holding him.
"I'll end this!" Oleander then picked the book back up and destroyed Mr.Gerbad with a huge laser blast!
"(I think I have a similar spell in one of my spellbooks before the Golden Oaks Library was destroyed.)" Twilight thought.
And then...
"Sweet! We got a key Fred!"
Now that the fight was over, the spell that separated them from their friends was lifted!
"That was a crazy fight!" Said Rainbow Dash.
"Thanks, I don't even care that we destroyed a lot the interior!" Twilight replied.
"YOU!!!" a voice shouted.
"Oleander! You dare return with outsiders and a dark magic user no less?" Said the High Priestess.
"But..."
"Then you destroy the inside of our prescious church, it's a miracle that the statue depicting God's child is still intact!"
"But..."
"And what's more, you brought lesser horses..."
"Hey!" complained Pinkie and Aj.
"Inferior Pegasi..."
"Oh, I'll show her inferior!" Rainbow Dash was held back.
" 2 Draconic freaks of nature..."
Spike and Tianhou kept their cool.
"Assorted lower beings..."
"(I can freeze her solid.)" Thought Velvet.
"A white unicorn whom was somehow touched by darkness but reverted to her original form..."
"(How does the High Priestess know about Nightmare Rarity?)" Rarity thought.
"And some...winged abomination?!"
"B..but we..."
"I don't want to hear any of it! Right now, we have a church to f..." A huge fireball flew past the High Priestess. "Who dares?!"
"Me!" Spike yelled.
"Spike?" Said Oleander. "What are you..."
"Begone predator! Your kind is not allo..."
"Shut, up! You racist uncaring bitch!" Added Rainbow Dash.
All of the other unicorns gasped.
"You dare call me..."
"Oleander fucking became a Keeper to protect your sorry flanks from the Predators! I am not even part of them since me and these 6 ponies here come from across the sea to have a cultural exchange, we have seen 5 nations so far in Foenum, and they all house some very nice creatures. Eventually, we get to you jerks, who shun those who are different from you! Who look different, who say differently, who even think differently!"
"Don't talk to me like that you impudent child! We stay away from others because we..."
"Because you refuse to learn about others! Like how I used to be once!" Twilight said.
"How does something like you understand us?"
"Because I watched her be like this!" Spike replied. "If it weren't for my encouragement and...a great evil to defeat, she'd be living a sad, secluded life from everyone!"
"Yes, you may not be able to teach outsiders your philosophy, but that doesn't mean you should shun them!" Said Twilight.
Then everyone stood by Oleander.
"So High Priestess...any retort to our differences?"
"Gyuuuh...keep your ideals and get out of here!" Then everyone else entered the church without batting an eye to them.
"...Spike...that was...awesome! You stood for what I believed in."
"Hey, what are friends fo..." Spike was stopped by Oleander's kiss.
"You are the best guy ever! Even better than Fred!"
"Hey!"
Then everyone began laughing for a while heading back to the train station, headed for, the Volcano, home to the Houshan Empire!
"I Feel like we've been climbing this volcano for a whole month and a week." Complained Pinkie. "Hey Tianhou, when are we gonna get to your village?"
"Have patience, we're just about there." The longma replied.
"It's not that hot." Spike replied.
"Easy for you to say, the rest of us aint part dragon." Replied Rainbow Dash.
After a long trek up the volcano...they made it.
"Welcome friends, to the Empire of Houshan..." Then Tianhou looked. "...At least it didh't used to look like this..." She said.
The village that rested atop the volcano, surrounding the palace had buildings and homes that were burnt or smashed. with cages and guards all over the place. No-one noticed them yet. That's when Tianhou saw the shadow of a Tehen Troop.
"Quick, hide!" Said Tiahou as she pushed everyone into an alley.
They all waited for the trooper to pass...
"Alright, I think he's gone." Said Tianhou.
"There's way to many of them." Said Applejack.
"I know, and by the looks of it, they have captured every last member of the military, AKA, everyone."
"What?!" They all silently gasped.
"I know, pretty shocking, it's possible, they have even captured the empress, Houshan herself...how'd they even manage to beat them? We are the mightiest creatures of Foenum."
Her answer came in the form of a loud roar! They all looked up, to see a longma fighting...
"A dragon?!" They gasped.
"How's that possible? I thought all of the dragons died out!" Said Oleander.
"Well, there was actually one left." came a voice from behind!
They turned to see...
"Lieutenant Gold!"
"Lieutenant Silver!"
"Lieutenant Platinum!"
"Warring Sentai: Lieutenant Ranger Squad 6!"
Then a pillar of lava burst from behind them as gold, silver and platinum glitter rained down.
"Anyways, you thought all of the dragons died out right? Wrong, dead wrong, there was one dragon left in Foenum and Tehen Vioz gladly captured her and turned her into one of us before The Hold could catch her." Gold explained.
"Aaaaah!" someone screamed!
"Would you look at that? Daiyu has captured her prey...oh! Head 1st huh? That's so brutal!" Silver commentated. After Daiyu had her fill, she flew back to the palace.
"Hey, wait a moment, why aren't we calling Daiyu here to kill these losers?" asked Gold
"Because it's General R who has the whistle to call Daiyu, and he's busy getting ready to decapitate the empress!" Platinum said.
"Decapitate the Empress?!"
"Go Tianhou, we'll handle things here! Take Spike and Rainbow Dash with you!" Said Twilight.
"Let's go!" Rainbow Dash shouted as Spike hopped on! After those 3 were off to the palace...
"Don't make me laugh, you gals are surrounded and outnumbered." Said Platinum.
"Paprika, AJ, and Arizona think you can free the villagers for a bigger fighting chance?"
"Them sounds like fightin' herds to me!" Said Arizona.
"Good, now go!" And like that, it now just Oleander, Twilight, Rarity, Velvet, Pom, Fluttershy, and Pinkie left to take on these 3 and thier 100's of Tehen Troops.
"A rather hopeless fight don't you think?" Asked Platinum.
"No, only a good one!" Replied Velvet.
"Hmph...open fire men!" ordered Platinum.
"Excuse me?"
"*sigh* and 1 lady." Platinum ordered as well.
"Alright Fred, what you got?"
"Spinning reflector shield?"
"Spinning reflector shield!"
Then a giant black dome appeared and spinning the bullets back at the soldiers!
"Hah! We got loads more where those guys came from!" Said Gold as many more appearer.
"Let's get put of this alley, we don't have enough space to fight!" Suggested Pom.
"You wont get away from us!"
Then they all began running until they made it to an open area.
"Alright, now for my counter attack!" Said Twilight. "Freeze!" she shouted, halting the entire army.
"I'm feeling like using the party cannon girls!" Then Pinkie pulled it out and began shooting them.
"Hurry, take 'em all down, I don't know if I can hold the spell."
"Then let me help!" Said Oleander as she crossed horns with Twilight.
And now the freeze spell was strengthened.
Velvet then tried to use ice magic, but it was so hot up there that she got steam instead.
"Haha! You can't use ice!" said Gold as he prepared to punch her.
"Maybe not, though..." Then she covered herself in the steam!
Gold ran in but came out the other side!
"What the..." Then he was hit square in the jaw by Velvet's hind hooves!
Meanwhile, Arizona, Paprika and AJ feverishly freed the citizens from their cages! The longma then shot flames at the Tehen Troops and began spreading out!
back to the other fight, Silver attempted to attack Twilight and Oleander who were holding the troops still, but that's when Silver was tackled by Fluttershy, Pom, and the puppies.
"Get off! Shining Fire!" Said Silver as she started burning a silvery flame that made them get off of her!
Rarity was staring down Platinum.
"Platinum Heat!" Then Platinum shot a wave of heat from her body which Rarity blocked with her forcefield.
"You don't want to get me all sweaty now...my make-up will run, and when my make-up runs, that's when it's really on!" Rarity explained.
"In the future, we couldn't care less about make-up since everyone focuses more on important things then trivial things lik beauty!" Platinum said before unleashing another Platinum Heat attack.
"So you are hideous under that helmet?" Velvet joked.
"What?!"
"Oh, so you're very ugly?" Rarity added.
"What? No, I..I-I-I'm not ugly under here."
"Then what's your alibi?" Asked Velvet.
"Why would I need an alibi?" Platinum said.
"U-G-L-Y, you aint got no alibi,you ugly!" Pinkie added!
"Shut-up! Shut-up! Just shut-up okay?!"
"Whatever floats your boat ugly!" Said Pom.
"Platinum! Don't let thier insults get to you!" Said Gold.
"Right! Come-on team, let's fuse together! They wont be laughing once they get a taste of our battlizer mode!"
"Silver!" Gold called!
That's when Gold and Silver transformed into glittering fire and flew right at Platinum until a huge flash of light shined, causing everyone to close thier eyes! Once it stopped...
"Lieutenant Platinum: Decorated Mode!"
"What in the..."
But then Pom, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Velvet, Twilight and Oleander were all blown away by Lieutenant Platinum's brand new fire techniques!
"Ha! What will you do now?"
"I wouldn't be so confident!" Said Applejack.
"Oh? And how would..."
"You're surrounded!" said Arizona.
"So you freed the Houshan Military, what good will that do? After General R kills Empress Houshan, we're sending this village into the bottom of the volcano and I am stronger than any one Longma!"
"You think you can take on an entire village of warriors?" Asked AJ.
"Bring it on!" Platinum shouted.
Meanwhile, Tianhou, Rainbow Dash, and Spike made it to the palace doors...
Meanwhile...
"Hmm...I sense intruders, and I haven't even finished sharpening my blade." Said a Samurai Cyclops.
"I told you General R, you will fall." Said Empress Houshan. "I have the utmost confidence that General Tianhou will take my empire back." She assured.
"Tch, I'll show you that they have come only for me to kill them!" Then he pulled out a whistle and blew into it! "Daiyu, I fed you, so please help me."
*Roooooooar!*
Ch.14, Saving the Empress and Tianhou's 2nd Flame!
The doors refuse to open as Tianhou, Rainbow Dash and Spike hit it!
"Why can't we just get in through the balconies?" Asked Rainbow.
"Did you forget that we saw Tehen Troops with cannons?" Replied Tianhou.
"Oh, right."
"Hey, girls, let's bust this door down together on the count of 3." Spike suggested.
All 3 then stood back.
"1..." RD began.
"2..." Spike continued.
"3!" Tianhou finished!
Then all of them slammed the door at the same time! Still nothing!
"Ha,ha,ha...I commend you all on your determination, if you feel like rescuing the empress, Houshan, please come-on in." Said General R's voice as the doors opened.
They then headed for the throne room, and after making it there, sitting there was General R, a samurai cyclops with Daiyu standing over Empress Houshan's cage.
"My lady!" called Tianhou.
"Hmm...you've came all this way just to finally die."
Tianhou was gonna say something until...
"Will we die?" Spike interrupted. "Or will it be us who are victorious? We've fought many badguys, went through many hardships, freed many innocents, we will not go down now!"
"(Whoa, took the words right out of my mouth dragon boy.)" Tianhou thought.
"Yeah! You think we're just gonna give-up? No dice you one eyed freak!" Rainbow Dash added.
"These citizens of Equestria are here to prove that Foenum is ready to be social everywhere else in the world."
"How noble." Houshan said before clapping her hooves.
That's when Longmas in in black clothing and viels appeared with flags! 3 held flags with Equestria's emblem, 3 with Foenum's emblem, and one, held up a flag with both emblems and a line connecting both.
"What the?"
"These are my stagehands who only appear when I summon them." Said Empress Houshan. "Sadly, these ones are only able to do things such as hold-up flags and play the drums during war."
"That's cool your highness, you just need 3 horoes anyways!" Spike said to her.
"Hmph, Daiyu! Store the empress somewhere safe and assist me!" Then R blew the whistle that made Daiyu did as he demanded. Daiyu then hung her cage on the cieling and the fight began! Tianhou and Spike shot a fireball at R which then doubled in size as soon as both touched, but R cut it in half with his sword, making both halves hit the sides! Daiyu then tried to grab Rainbow Dash, but she was fast enough to avoid her, then zip around and strike Daiyu in the back of her head! Daiyu turned around and chased after Rainbow Dash, RD led Daiyu out of the throne room and throughout the palace! Tianhou wrapped herself in flames and charged at the undeterred cyclops, Spike shot at Genral R which distracted him! He blocked Spike's attack, but fortunately not Tianhou's!
"Gah!" Grunted R as he pushed Tianhou back! "You'll regret that brat!" He said as he ran at Spike! She caught up to R, tried to hit him, but he jumped and tried to slash Spike! Spike rolled under him and used his jackhammer tail technique on R's back! Tianhou then breathed fire at R, but R notuced and countered with his eyelaser...don't complain, it's a cyclops, what's a cyclops or triclops without a laser? Anyways, despite the pressure being applied to his back, R was able to focus his beam colliding with Tianhou's fire. Spike then thought fast and bit deep into R's shoulder! The shock caused him to stop shooting and then Tianhou's fire consumed him, sure Spije was caught in that, but Spike was immune due to him being a dragon.
"We got him on the ropes!" Spike said, but then he had to eat his words when R grabbed Spike off of his shoulder, punched him in the eye, threw him, at a wall, and as Spike bounced back on the wall, R tried to make the slice but Tianhou blocked with her back before the sword could cut him!
"Aaaaaah!"
"Tian!"
Tianhou fell to the floor with a loud thud! Spike landed on his feet and ran to her.
"Are you okay?"
"M...my mane...my tail...my wings....this guy just singlehandedly took out my flames..."
"C...can't you reignite?" Spike asked worried.
"No...I'm gonna die here..."
"No...even though you're only half dragon...you're the coolest dragon I've ever met who's my friend."
"The same to you Spike..." Said Tianhou as her eyes slowly closed.
"Tianhou...don't die here...please..."
"How's about you join her?" R lifted his sword into the air above his head.
"Dragon!" Called out Empress Houshan. "Quick, breathe your flames into her! It shall save her from death!"
Then everything moved in slowmotion as Spike kissed Tianhou and breathed his fire into her body and R swiftly lowering this sword! But then his sword was caught by Tianhou's hoof!
"What?!"
Tianhou awakened and boy was she angry!
Meanwhile, Daiyu was still chasing after Rainbow Dash!
"Hmm...where are the balconies?" She asked as she dodged big fireballs and then finally, she found a balcony! She flew out as Daiyu bust through! "Check and mate sucker!" She then flew faster and faster as she gained even more speed until finally, she executed the Sonic Raimboom, turned around a drove her entire body through Daiyu's heart and out through Daiyu's back as a bloody mess!
Back to Spike and Tianhou.
"I never kissed before, and...I really like the feel of your lips Spike." She said as she got-up.
"What is this?"
"Like a 2nd wind, this is my 2nd Flame!" Said Tianhou before snapping R's sword! She then sent him back with an arm thrust!
"Recharged or not! I'm still going to win this!" R then fired an even more powerful beam!
But then Tianhou unleashed a burst of flame that engulfed the laser and hit General R!
"Nooooooo!" the flame was so mighty it destrpyed the wall!
And now...As it turns out, Daiyu's defeat and R's defeat were at the same time!
Lieutenant Platinum laid there dead, after singlehandedly taking on the entire Longma military, AKA, all of the villagers of the Houshan Empire. As usual, the troops retreated after thier leaders were taken out! Spike and Tianhou freed the empress.
"Thank you General Tianhou and Spike the dragon."
"Our pleasure daughter of heaven."
"Daughter of Heaven?" Spike questioned.
"Do not worry about that right now Spike, right now, get to your final showdown at The Hold fast as possible!" Houshan said as she gave Tianhou the key.
"A key! Many thank yous Empress Houshan."
"Do not thank me my loyal general, thank Spike for saving your life!"
"Thank you Spike!" She said before kissing his cheek. "Now let's gather the girls and prepare for the final showdown!"
Meanwhile...
"They took back The Volcano! I'm out!" Said Xutaga.
"Wait father! The thing is now ready! Here, take this orb and get the army Xeenam needs!"
"Hmph, thanks son." Xutaga said before teleporting.
"Come you fools, you have no idea what I have in store for you! General Terry J. Ballons! Get the ancient predators and every last troop ready for the oncoming threat!" He commanded.
"Ha, ha...yes sir, I am on it!" Said a clown with a balloon sniper rifle!
"(They'll be here soon, my dad has what he needs to revive grandfather, I have my strongest minions here with me just incase the bombs I placed under the bridge doesn't work, I have placed traps near The Hold's door, I have missiles ready, I have thought of every possibility because of what I read in that history class with the bright and happy idiots I call my classmates, now alls I gotta do is not lose or the dark future I intend to have shall be destroyed!)" Tehen Vioz thought as he clutched his weapons.
"Sire?"
"What do you want servant?"
"What should I do with the robot we apprehended the other day?"
"Rewire it's AI and have it sent to my dad's lair! After that, get back to your position!"
"Understood."
Meanwhile on the train...
"Wow....you girls sure have gotten attached to our little friend during this adventure." Twilight commented.
"Yes, yes we have." Said Paprika.
They were all hugging him and kissing his face.
"Man, wish I was as lucky as Spike." Fred commented. "H-hey! Ruff, Puff, don't you dare drool on my pages!"
"We're almost there, aren't we gang?" Said Applejack.
"...And there we can finally beat the tar out of Tehen Vioz." Said Pom.
"Don't we also need to say farewell to Spike?" Velvet said, realizing that sad truth.
The rest of the Fightin' 6 came to that conclusion as well.
"Don't be sad girls, once we tell the world leaders that citizens Foenum are ready to travel to other lands, you can visit Equestria as much as you like." Spike reassured them.
That managed to perk them up as they left no spot on Spike unkissed, and I mean no spot.
The next day...
The train was about to arrive at a bridge. They were unaware of Tehen Troops waiting in the trees.
"They're on the bridge!" Said a Tehen Trooper.
That's when one of them pressed a button setting off the bomb, making the train fall!
"Fred! We need something fast!"
"I got everything girl! Leave it to moi!" Fred replied as a giant fleshy hand burst from The Unicornomicon and grabbed onto the part of the bridge that wasn't destroyed! After that, the entire train was lifted up and they continued on.
"Phew! That was too close for comfort." Said a shaking Fluttershy, holding Pom and vice versa.
That's when the conductor of the train came in.
"Alright everyone, we're almost at The Hold, get ready for an intense fight as we drive through any barrier they may have!"
"You're gonna fight along side us?" Asked Arizona.
"Yeah, there's a mounted gun on top of this train, and a huge drill in the front of the train, jet boosters at the caboose, and finally, all of the crates you see, those actually explosives!"
Tianhou and Spike then backed away from the crates.
"You got this train armed to the teeth!" Said an impressed Rainbow Dash.
"Of course, the leaders of your tribes told me to prepare this. I'm gonna help you drive through whatever they may have in the front lines! It's one of the things that the leaders of Foenum could agree on." The conductor explained.
"You're a brave soldier unnamed train conductor."
"Yep, I will give my life to allow you 13 the ability to get as close as you can to The Hold and stop the predators once and for all!" the conductor told them.
The morale the conductor generated got them pumped for the showdown with Tehen Vioz.
"Wait, this is a train, how are you gonna..." Velvet was cut-off.
"Off-track mode boys!"
"You got it sir!" Said the other guys helping the conductor. The train got off the tracks and was still moving.
"Wow, we are ready for the final battle!" Said Spike, impressed.
"Yep, let's do this everyone!" Said Twilight, putting hooves and claws, and paws in! After the broke, they readied themselves for once they get off the train.
Later that day...
"What the?" Said Tehen Vioz who saw the off track train! "They're here, GET THEM!!!"
And like that, velociraptors, Tyrannosuaruses, Allosuars, Carnotaurs, one huge Spinosaurus, Tehen troopers on motorcycles with guns, and a clown car began charging at them! The helper on the mounted gun began firing wildly! Then the clown car got next to the train and shot people out of it and onto the roof of the car the heroes were in.
"They're trying to take out the gun!" Gasped one of them!
"Let's get them off!"
After getting on top of the train...
"Lieutenant Polkadots!" That person was pushed off the train.
"Lieutenant Zigzag!" So was that person!
"Lieutenant Stripes!" So was him.
"Lieutenant Checkers!" So was she.
"Lieutenant...Plaid?" And he was pushed off as well.
"Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, I'm impressed that you dispatched my lieutenant so fast! Though, you wont defeat me so easily."
They all turned.
"Hi, I'm General Terry J. Ballons,and eat my poison pie!" He said while throwing a pie!
They all dodged and did a combined blast which Ballons blocked with an inflated balloon.
"Missed me!" He said before making a sword balloon!
"What are you gonna do with that? Bop us to death?" Joked Rainbow Dash.
That's when he pulled out a rubber chicken and cut it's head off with the balloon sword! Ballons then ran at them, but Spike countered by popping the sword with his sharp claws! Then Rainbow Dash & Applejack punched him, followed by Arizona and Tianhou, and then Pinkie and Paprika!
"Ooh, that kinda hurt!"
"You're at our mercy clown, give-up!" Demanded Pinkie.
"No, I wont! Hey Buzzow, crush this train for me!"
And that's when the Spinosuarus back flipped so it's spiny back would fall on the train!
"Fred!"
"I got it! Oh sorta the devil, can you eat this guy?" And then a sorta physical embodiment of the devil came out of the book, swallowed Buzzow in one gulp, and then went back in.
"Oh-no! Well, you may have stopped that method of stopping the train, but I got another one!" Then he pulled out a bottle of seltzer! "Stand back, because this aint seltzer, it's acid!" He then sprayed it, showing he wasn't kidding as the acid melted part of the train! Twilight then had a deadpan look on her face as she used her magic to pull it out of his hands and have the bottle in front of his face. "How...one sided this battle turned out!" Was his last words before he was completely melted by acid!
"Alright everyone, I see the doors, but it seems they are putting up a wall!" The conductor told them!
"It's been an honor having you as a comrade!" Said Velvet before all of them jumped off and the train crashed into the wall, causing a huge explosion! After the explosion, they all found themselves surrounded!
"Finally, I have beaten you!" Said Tehen Vioz triumphantly. "Now that I have surrounded any possible means of escape, you will never be able to get to the doors and close The Hold! I've won, and now for the dark future of Foenum to begin!"
"You sure about that partner?"
"What?!"
Everyone looked to the horizon and sure enough...they they were! The cows!
"You?!"
"And not just us cows."
Then even more arrived! The Deerfolk, the Order of the Horn, the Alpake, the Sheeple, and the Houshan Empire where there as well!
"Why are you here? I thought you tribes never bothered teaming-up!" Said Tehen Vioz!
That's when all 13 thought back to what the Conductor said.
"One of the things that the leaders of Foenum could agree on...that son of a gun, he rallied everyone here!" Said Arizona.
"Well, we may not like seeing each other that much, but there is a few things we can agree on." Said the High Priestess.
"And one of them is vanquishing you from Foenum so we can have a good future!" Said Empress Houshan.
"Just try it! Minions! Kill them while I kill these girls and one boy!" Said Tehen before snapping his fingers, causing them all to teleport to a floating platform! "This is where are final battle will take place! Look down as the creatures you protect die foolishly!"
"Let's end this girls!" Spike said before the final battle began!
Tehen started off the fight by casting lightning! They all dodged then Rainbow, AJ, Tiahou, Arizona, Paprika, and Pom's puppies ran at Tehen and struck him simultaneously! He stumbled back...
"You're gonna have to try harder than that, because as it turns out..." Tehen then took off his jacket and shirt! "...I am half zombie!" He showed them how part of his body had rotted flesh on it and part of his ribcage showed.
"Half zombie? How does that work?!" Twilight asked as she, Rarity, Spike, Oleander, Pinkie, Tianhou, and Velvet all started shooting at him!
"I know, you're either full zombie or full on dead, no grey area in between!" Added Fluttershy!
"Yeah, unless your warlock dad got into bed with your zombie mom! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
They all gagged from such an image. Tehen dodged the attacks and then grabbed Fluttershy!
"Help!"
Tehen was gonna bite her, but that's when Rainbow Dash let every ounce of adrenaline rush to one hoof, slamming into Tehen's face before his teeth could even touch the tip pf Fluttershy's fur!
"Still aint good enough!" Tehen said as he returned the attack with a very hard punch!
That's when Arizona rammed him! But then he returned the attack with a kick! Applejack then returned that attack when she grabbed him with a rope and slammed him down on the floor of the platform!
"Ha! Not good enough still!" Then he snapped his fingers shooting rock spikes at everyone who were protected by Twilight and Oleander's force fields! They dropped the shields after the rocks stopped being fired.
"Spike! Pinkie" Called Twilight.
"Yeah?"
"Remember when we sent a meteor flying back into space?"
"Ooh, that was a fun adventure."
"Well, I need us to do it again, and I know exactly what we can use to fire at this nature defying creature!" She then took all of the rock spikes and shards and formed it into a ball with her magic!
"Hey Oleander, Fred, and Tianhou!" Twilight called.
"Yeah Twilight?"
She then whispered into their ears. "Holy shit, that's a nice plan!"
"Glad you agree!"
"Get ouf of the way everyone!" Shouted Tianhou!
After they got out of the way, Twilight charged Spike's fire while Oleander charged Tianhou's fire! That's when both shot at the back of Pinkie's party cannon making the rock ball fly very fast at Tehen Vioz! It struck him in the rib cage and then caused a fire explosion! Then, as soon as the smoke cleared...
"Hmph!" Then Tehen used a gravity spell to force them all down! "I'm impressed...you actually burnt the flesh off of my chest, right leg, and my left cheek!"
"Why, didn't it work?" Asked Oleander. "Fred, you got anything?"
"Yeah, can you girls stand me up?"
Then the Fightin' 6 all used what ever resistance to Tehen's gravity spell they had to stand up the Unicornomicon.
"That's enough! I'll be turning you all into undead corpses now!"
"Open me up!"
They did it!
"Now Olly, repeat after me! Destroyer!"
"D...Destroyer!"
Then a huge beam of energy shot at Tehen! It hit him, completely engulfing him! Leaving nothing but a skeleton! They were all freed from the gravity spell.
"Woo! That was an intense..." Applejack was then punched by the skeleton!
"I am not done for quite yet!" He said as he formed a dark blob of negative energy in his hand! "I may not be able to bite you all into being zombies now that I'm a skeleton! But you will all die here!" Then he fired the blob that homing scatter shot them all! " Have another!" Then he did the attack again! "And another!" He shot then again! "I will do this as many times until you all die!"
"(I better use that spell from when Rainbow Dash's wings were stolen...)" Twilight thought. "(Though...who to use it on...)" Then she saw Pinkie! "(Let's try it!)" She took all of Pinkie's skills and used her reality bending powers to make the platform launch Tehen into the air!
"What in the..." After Twilight gave Pinkie her skills back, all 13 of them gave one big punch, completely smashing Tehen's skull! After that, the platform landed safely down!
"That's our cue!" Said Velvet, they all ran to the door and with all 6 keys, sent all of the predators, plus the remaining Tehen Troops back into The Hold! The army of 6 nations cheered in victory.
*3 days later...*
We see ourselves at the badly damaged docks....
"Well, guess this is where we say goodbye, I'm gonna miss these guys." Said Fred.
"Same here Fred." Spike replied.
"Come to Ponyville and we can exchange spells." Said Twilight.
"I'd love that, also it would just be great to see a full colored spectrum of unicorns instead of the usual white."
"Come to my shop and I'll make you such fabulous dresses."
"Dat vould be vonderful Rarity, and I vould love to meet the King Aspen and teach his reindeer how to use ice magic." said Velvet.
"When I see you in Ponyville, you better be ready for an intense race!" Said Rainbow Dash.
"It would be an honorable thing to do for the longma's father species." replied Tianhou as she bowed in respect.
"I can't wait for your welcome to Ponyville Party, Paprika." Said Pinkie.
"And I can't wait to show everyone in Ponyville how much I love them, Pinkie!" replied Paprika who then hugged Pinkie goodbye.
"I can't wait for you to meet Harry the Bear, Angel Bunny, Hummingway, Fuzzy Legs, and so many more of my animal friends!" Said Fluttershy.
"I hope for it to be fun." Said Pom.
"It was great getting to know a youthful kindred spirit like yours Arizona." Said Applejack.
"Tell the cows back at your farm about I said hi." Arizona replied.
That's when the Fightin' 6 all grabbed Spike.
"We can't wait to take you back here and marry us all Spike!" They all said before taking turns giving him goodbye kisses.
Then the Airship came to take the Mane 7 home. They all got on it and then each group waved eachother goodbye.
Meanwhile...
"So...this is what I need to get myself an army huh?" Xutaga said to himself. "As for you Lanceblazer17, I think you'd fare well as my mine controlled slave...."