> how cookies are made > by crystalia > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the bakery, Pinkie Pie was making cake. "OH NO!" She yelled "I ALMOST FORGOT TO MEET EPICBLOOM AT SWEET APPLE ACERS!" And ran out of the bakery.When she got to sweet apple acres Epicbloom was bucking apple trees with Applejack. "Oh hi pinkie!" Applejack yelled. And walked into the house. "Hi Epicbloom, Sorry im late." Pinkie apologized. "Oh, Its okay. You were gone long enough for me to make a sample cookie just for you!" Epicbloom replied. Pinkie pie took the cookie and stared at it... long and hard. "This isnt some prank cookie is it?" Pinkie asked not believing Epicbloom. "Why dont you trust me!" Epicbloom yelled. Just then Big Mac walked over and said "What are you fighting about this time." "She made a cookie but i think shes trying to prank me!" Pinkie said with a hoof facing Epicbloom. "IM NOT PRANKING YOU!" Epicbloom yelled in frustration. "Why don't ah try the cookie to prove its not a prank." Big Mac offered. "NO!" Epic bloom yelled. "Why not?" Big Mac and Pinkie Pie said together. "Because I made it for Pinkie Pie!" Epic bloom protested shoving the cookie in Pinkies mouth. Then her coworker-Crystal-who was hiding behind the tree bucked an apple onto Big Macs head. Then when he went to see who did it Epic bloom kicked Big Mac causing blood to flow endlessly from his head. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" He exclaimed angrily, Then Epic bloom took a frying pan from Crystal, who was now standing next to her and hit Big Mac with it knocking him uncouncious. Then she dragged Pinkie into the Apple celer with Crystal following closely behind. Authors note: Epicbloom and Pinkie Pie do not get along... At all. > chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pinkie Pie opened her eyes enough to see what was happening and where she was. She was strapped onto a table in a room that she recognized as the apple celar. Epicbloom was leaning over a plate with a variety of knives while Crystal paced back and forth in front of a yellow pegasus known as Fluttershy, who was trembling in a corner begging the blue alicorn to not kill her. "fluttershy?" Pinkie gasped. "crystal! epicbloom!" Crystal turned away from Fluttershy and stared at Pinkie Pie walking slowly towards the table with a mad expression on her face. Epicbloom handed Fluttershy a knife and whispered "kill the pink one or shell kill you." So Fluttershy followed Crystal and stuck the knife in Pinkie leg. "FLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie yelled struggling to break free. "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" "Thats why im gonna kill you first." Fluttershy said in her normal soft voice and proud smile. Epic bloom then walked next to Crystal and handed her a knife then all three of them started to stab and cut Pinkie Pie. Blood went everywhere. On the walls, the ceiling, the table, and the three happy ponies. When they were done Pinkie was nothing but a doll with huge gaping holes, steep cuts, and horrible stab wounds all over. note: i love short chapters they make a longer story! > chapter 3 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When they went to clean up Vynil Scratch walked in. When she saw Pinkies lifeless body she screamed. Her ear peircing scream bounced off the walls of the cellar. Everypony heard it. Not one missed it, And they all came running into the cellar to find Vynil standing on the stairs mouth wide open, Pinkies body with horrifying wounds on the table, but worst of all... They saw Epicbloom, Crystal, and Fluttershy standing the blood spattered room, Knives in mouth and blood on hooves, backs, flanks, everywhere they looked they saw the three murderous ponies, blood, and poor Pinkie Pie on the table. Vynil was the first to say something "W-What happened?" She stuttered fear stinging her voice. "Fluttershy? Ah didnt know you were a murder." Applebloom said calmly. The smile that had been on the ponies faces were now gone. "THEY MADE ME!" Fluttershy yelled but it was no use. Scootaloo and Sweetie belle ran out of a dark corner of the cellar blood on there faces. "WE SAW EVERYTHING!" They yelled. " Epicbloom dragged Pinkie down her and Crystal strapped her to the table. Fluttershy came down to find us. I quess we didnt choose a very good hiding place because when she did Crystal cornered her and Epicbloom picked out knives. When Pinkie woke up Epicbloom scared Fluttershy into killing her. All three worked together and now shes dead!" Princess Celestia and Princess Luna walked into the cellar with three guards. One guard took Epicbloom and put her in a cage. The second one took Crystal and injected poison into her. The third guard took Fluttershy in the back to clean up. The princess' thanked Scootaloo and Sweetie belle for the information and used there magic to clean there faces of blood. All the ponies started cleaning the cellar. When they were done the guards buried Pinkie pie next to the cellarentrance, left the caged Epicbloom in the cellar, Sent Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and Sweetie belle to therapy. Nopony knows what happened to Crystal after that for when they went to get her body she dissapeared. Nopony heard from her or Epicbloom they dont even go in the cellar in fears that Epicbloom escaped the cage. > the after chapter > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A year after the murder, Starchase went into the cellar because she was curious why nopony would go in there. When she got into the cellar she found the green pegasus Epicbloom with a insane smile on her face holding a dead rat in her mouth. When Epicbloom saw Starchase she dropped the rat, licked her lips, and said "Dinners here!" "W-WHAT!" She yelled terrified. "Im gonna eat you!" insane epic yelled. "What are you doing down here anyway? You have obviously been down here for way to long. But i can tell you one thing im not a cookie!" Starchase yelled with increasing panic. Just then a blue alicorn walked in. her mane flowing, and a knife in her mouth. Starchase was in full panic mode now. She was so panicky, that she didn't notice when a blur of green flew by her. She felt a sharp pain in the back of her head, then everything went black, and she collapsed to the floor. -------------------------- When starchase awoke, she was bound to a table with thick leather straps holding her limbs down tight. There was a dim light above her, and Epic bloom and Crystal were standing above her. She screamed at their wicked smiles, holding knives in their mouths. "W-where am I?" asked a panicked Starchase. "Oh, well were gonna make you into cookies! we ran out of the special ingredient." Before Starchase could respond to Crystal, She jabbed a knive into her flank. The scarlet blood dripping into a bucket Epic bloom was holding. She placed the bucket down as Starchase screamed in pain. Then, Epic bloom made a wide Y shaped insicion on Starchase's chest. She pulled the flapps back and started taking out her organs. She put them in the blood filled bucket one by one. Blood was everywhere but Starchase was still alive. "Your tough!" Crystal said. "But can you stand this!?" She put the knife in Starchase's eye and turned until eye juice dripped into the bucket. Then she did the same with the other eye and took them out. Starchase screamed in pain but Epic Bloom and Crystal didn't stop. One by one they took turns stabbing, scarring, and prying at Starchase until all the blood was completely strained from her. Crystal took out Starchase's brain and put it in the bucket. Then they disposed of her body and went to make cookies.