I end up getting stuck in Equestria after making a portal.
A couple of months have past since the Humane 7 got trapped in this world and got back with some help from me, and I created a portal which allowed me to go to Equestria, but there were some complications, and I need the Humane Seven's help to get back to our Earth. And a lot of completely random stuff happens.
The Sex tag is for Pinkie being Pinkie during a prank war.
It has been a few months sense my crazy adventure with the Humane 7 happened. Ever since Scott Black tinkered with my watch and somehow got the programing that Twilight used to teleport her and the other girls to there world, we have been trying to get to there world. The only safeway to teleport there has been exercise. Specifically, swimming. It was that or do it with nuclear energy. I had actually charged it a bit with nuclear energy, but when I mutated, I stopped. Fortunately, the mutation isn't visible unless I walk under moonlight. But back to the point, the watch was almost completely charged, and was swimming. We were learning how to do flip turns, and I was talking to Scott.
"So, what is it going to be like when we teleport?" I asked, and not for the first time.
"Ugh. Again, I don't know. It will be my first time too," he said.
"You know, even though we share the body, I find that a littlebit hard to believe," I said.
"You know, the sad thing is that I can see why you can see that," he said.
"I know, right?" I said.
"So, what should we do when we get there?" I asked.
"We should always prepare for the wor-". Whatever he was going to say was cut of by this insanely bright light. The next thing I know, I'm laying on the ground, somewhere.
"se. What the?" Scott was saying. I started looking around and quickly relised that I was right outside of Canterlot High, in front of the statue.
"We've actually managed to do it! This is awesome!" I said.
"Wait, do you feel that?" Scott suddenly asked.
"What?" It was then that I realized that it was pretty breeze. I looked down and found out that my swim trunks were gone. I realized a couple of seconds later that everything except my watch was gone.
"Dang it. Those were good goggles," I said.
"Really?" asked Scott, the disbelief clear in his voice.
"Sorry. Don't worry, there are some bushes right there, and the girls usually come here around the end of the school day. Speaking of which, I wonder when that is?" Just then, there was the sound of a school bell, and about a minute later kids started coming out. I was able to see Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash pretty much instantly. The others were quick to follow. Fortunately, they stopped in front of the statue. They were talking about school work, until Sunset Shimmer said, "Does something feel different to any of you?"
"Oh good, it wasn't just me," said Fluttershy.
"Well, now that you mention it, yes," said Applejack. The others apparently also had felt something different.
"Maybe there's an animal in the bushes, or something," suggested Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy instantly started going towards the bushes, and the spot where I was hiding. I started freaking out, and so I started moving to a different spot.
"There really is something in there!" squealed Fluttershy excitedly. Suddenly, and very unexpectedly, she lunged at me and managed to tackle me to the ground. When she relised it was me, she kind of froze.
"Fluttershy, are you al right?" asked Applejack.
"I think I broke her," I said, before realizing my mistake. About a minute passed before Applejack hesitantly said, "Dylan? Was that you?"
"Yes. But please don't come back here. I kind of teleported here without any clothes," I said.
"Oh don't worry, I have a towel," said Rarity.
"Really? Why do you have a tow- you know what, I'm going to ask later," I said. "Just throw it back here."
"Ok," she said, and a couple of seconds later, there was a towel floating down at me. The first things I noticed of it were that it was pink, and a bit see thru. I rolled Fluttershy off of me as gently as I could, grabed the towel, and wrapped it around my waist.
"Are you done yet?" asked Rarity.
"Yes, but heads up, it's a bit see thru," I warned.
"I know," said Rarity.
"Oook. Whatever. By the way, I might need some help getting Fluttershy out of here," I said.
"Ah'll help," said Applejack. About half a minute later, she finale got to me.
"Wow, have you been working out?" she asked.
"What?" I asked, and looked down at my chest. It was definitely more muscular then it was when they had come to my world. Everything was, actually. The first stages of puberty had started.
"Well, I am on the swim team," I said. "But that's besides the point."
"Ok," said Applejack. We picked Fluttershy up and cared her out.
"Oh my, you really have been working out," said Rarity, a mischievous grin starting to form.
"Holy crap, your legs are huge!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Wow, really?" I asked. "That's the first thing you notice?"
"Sorry," said Rainbow Dash, starting to blush.
"Second of all, if you think my legs are big, then you must not have wrestling in this world.
"Oh, we have wrestling. And you got that from swimming?" asked Pinkie.
"Yes. Ok, can you stop focusing on how much bigger I am? Fluttershy is unconscious, I think, so does anyone know mouth to mouth or have any other medical skills?" I asked
"I know mouth to mouth," said Sunset Shimmer.
"Ok, try it out on her," I said.
"Do I have to?" she asked.
"I'm pretty sure," I said.
"Fine," she said as she pinched Fluttershy's nose and started doing mouth to mouth. A few seconds passed, and then Fluttershy woke up. Fortunately, Sunset Shimmer had just stopped, so Fluttershy wasn't super embarrassed.
"What happened?" she asked.
"I happened," I said.
"Oh, god, you are actually here!" she yelped.
"Yep," I said. "And question, which of your houses could I stay at?"
"Um, you could stay at my house," said Fluttershy.
"Ok, nice," I said.
"PARTY TIME!!!!" Pinkie suddenly yelled.
"I was wondering when you would say that. And I agree, lets party! Although, I'm going to need some actual clothes," I said.
"I can get you some. What size are you," Rarity asked.
"Uh, I think I'm a men's small," I said.
"Ok," she said.
"Thank you," I said.
A while later, at Fluttershy's house, and after I had gotten some clothes, we were playing Never Have I Ever. But instead of using our fingers, we were drinking cider. And things were getting pretty weird, and mostly because of Pinkie.
"Never Have I Ever masturbated to a person in this room," Pinkie said. She and I took a swig of cider.
"Dylan, who was it?" she asked.
"What? Does it matter?" I said.
"Just answer. Who was it?" she asked.
"Not important," I said.
"Ok, fine. Who's going next?" she asked.
"That would be me," said Applejack. "Never Have I Ever mutated." I was the only one to drink.
"Really? You've mutated?" Rarity asked.
"Yes. Why?" I asked.
"What kind of mutation?" Twilight asked. I paused and looked out of the window.
"Ok, there is moonlight," I said.
"Why do you need moonlight? Are you a werewolf?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Not a werewolf. And if I was, Fluttershy would probably be able to control me. Do any of you believe in ghost stories?" I asked.
"No," everyone except Fluttershy said.
"Well then, you better start believing in them," I said as I stepped into the moonlight. "You're in one."
"Uh, nothings happening," Pinkie said.
"Oh. Well, that's definitely anti-climatic. Can someone turn the lights off, then?" I asked.
"Sure," said Rainbow Dash. When the lights turned off, I asked, " Can you see anything now?" The only response was Fluttershy fainting and Rarity screaming.
"Hey, I know I look creepy, but is it really that creepy?" I asked.
"Oh man, how?" asked Applejack.
"Nuclear energy," I said. "And this wasn't the only mutation." I stepped out of the moonlight and Rainbow Dash turned it back on.
"A skeleton. You turn into a skeleton in the moonlight. What else could there be?" she asked.
"Well, if I absorb enough energy, I release it and it brings fictional characters to life," I said. "And it has to be a certain kind of energy. And I can convert energy. All my mutations are actual kind of complicated."
"What can you do with these, uh, 'power surges'?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I am able to pixelate stuff, and bring fictional characters to life, like I said," I said.
"What kind of fictional characters?" asked Applejack.
"Video game characters, book characters, what other kinds are there?" I said.
"Awesome! Can you do that to some of my Daring Do books?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"No. Too dangerous. Everything from my world, the mutation is familiar with, but this world, I could summon anything from it," I said.
"Oh, dang. So, what can you summon?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Q*Bert, Mario,hehe, even Centipede. I can even summon levels, If you'd like. And anyone from those games, period," I said.
"Ok, this is going to be awesome," Rainbow Dash said.
"Yes, yes it is," I said. "Now, does this world have nuclear energy?"
"Yes, why?" asked Twilight.
"It's for the watch," I said. "I am not charging it up like I did to get here. Nuclear energy is much faster."
The next morning, I finally got to Fluttershy's house.
"Promise me that we will never have to do something like that again!" yelled Scott Black.
"Hey, it was probably worse for me than it was for you, ok? At least we know where the power plant is," I said.
"Ugh. Good point," said Scott Black.
"I'm pretty sure that this is Fluttershy's house," I said.
"How can you tell?" asked Scott.
"In the show, she lives in a cottage near the forest. This is a cottage near the forest. It even looks a bit like the one in the show," I said.
"Ok, good point, but don't just assume," said Scott.
"I know," I said as I knocked on the door. There was some rustling, then the door opened a little bit, and someone said "Who is it?" It was Fluttershy.
"Hey Fluttershy, I'm back! Sorry I was gone so long," I said.
"Oh, hi Dylan," she said, while opening the door. "Wow, what happened to you?"
"I don't think you want to know. But the important thing is that my watch is charging, and I should be able to return home in, and I'm not completely sure about this, but in about 4 weeks," I said.
"Wow, 4 weeks. That's a long time. So, about last night," she started, sounding really nervous.
"What about last night?" I asked.
"Was that real? The skeleton in the moonlight thing?" she asked.
"Yeah, that was real. And that's not the only thing that I'm able to do," I said.
"I know, Rainbow Dash told me when I woke up," she said.
"So, what do you want to know about it? Because there is a lot to say, and it's all pretty complicated," I said.
"Are you able to read minds?" Fluttershy asked.
"No, but I wish I could. That would be awesome!" I said.
"Ok, can you telepathically control people?" she asked.
"Kind of. It's really more like Jedi mind tricks, but in a sense, yes," I said.
"What's a Jedi?" she asked.
"Not really important. Now, I'm going to need some more clothes. Do you think you could get me some? I don't want people to see me like this," I said.
"Ok, what size are you?" Fluttershy asked.
"Uh, men's medium," I said.
"Ok," said Fluttershy.
"Ok, I'm going to go shower now, ok?" I said.
"Ok," said Fluttershy.
"Also, where is your shower?" I asked.
"Up the stairs and too the right," she said.
"Ok, thank you," I said.
About an hour later, Fluttershy finally returned.
"I'm back!" she called.
"Nice!" I said.
"You look different," said Fluttershy.
"Oh, yeah, I found your razor and shaving cream. Hope you don't mind that I shaved," I said.
"Oh, it's good. Nothings clogged, right?" she asked.
"No, don't worry. So, what's happening later? Do we have anything planned?" I asked.
"I don't think so, but knowing Pinkie, she's probably going to want to through another party or want a sleep over," Fluttershy said.
"Good point," I said.
"Oh, by the way, I told the other girls that you were back. I hope you don't mind," Fluttershy said.
"Ok, good. Thank you. It was going to happen sooner or later," I said.
"Oh, so you're not angry?" she asked.
"No, I tend to not get angry at attractive girls," I said. Fluttershy started blushing.
"Wow, really? Is that the best you've got?" she asked playfully.
"Get to know me and find out," I said, just as someone started knocking on the door.
"Fluttershy! It's me, Rarity. May I come in? I heard Dylan's back!" Rarity said.
"Yeah, I'm here," I said.
"And yes, you may come in," said Fluttershy.
"Thank you," said Rarity. "Did you shave?"
"Actually, yes. Why?" I asked.
"Oh, not important, it's just that you look better with some facial hair," Rarity responded.
"Really? Don't worry, it'll grow back relative soon," I said.
"Anyway, you said that you were on the swim team, right?" she asked.
"Yeah, why?" I asked.
"We might as well go swimming, right? You might as well keep up the good work," said Rarity.
"Ok, good point. Call the other girls and tell them to get their swim suits," I said. "It's about time I had a race with Applejack and Rainbow Dash."
About an hour later, we were at the pool. The pool was surprisingly empty. Actually, besides from a lone life guard, we were alone.
"Ok, Rarity, you have a swim suit for me, right?" I asked.
"Yes. Here," she said as she handed my a Speedo.
"Wow, you have Speedo's in this world?" I asked.
"Yes. The rest of you should get dressed too," said Rarity. None of the other girls (except for Rarity) had gotten dressed at home. Rarity was wearing a tight looking purple one-piece. It was almost like she was trying to show off her body or something.
"Ok, and after that, we race!" yelled Rainbow Dash.
"Oh, and by the way, no one make fun of Fluttershy's new swim suit," said Rarity. Fluttershy started blushing.
"I tend to not make fun of attractive girls," I said, which deepened Fluttershy's blush.
"You really think I'm attractive?" Fluttershy asked, sounding nervous yet playful at the same time.
"A lot of the fandom does," I said.
"Fandom?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, you guys exist in a tv show in my world," I said.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that," said Pinkie.
"You did? Really?" I asked.
"Yeah, why? Does this involve the fandom?" Pinkie asked suspiciously.
"Kind of. In the show, you tend to break the fourth wall a lot," I said.
"Really? How else does the fandom view us?" asked Pinkie.
"Well, the fandom views you like Deadpool. Sometimes a spy of some form, and often your viewed as one of the sexiest of the group, besides from Fluttershy, Applejack, and Sunset Shimmer, and sometimes Twilight," I said.
"Wait, I'm not viewed as sexy?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Not really. The fandom usually views you as the most flat chested," I said. Rainbow Dash growled, and I started to wonder if I should have said that. She suddenly threw a punch, which I caught, but when we touched, there was some intense static electricity. And suddenly, I found a new mutation. I could shape shift upon contact. I was now Rainbow Dash.
"Oh, wow. This is new," I said as I looked at my new body.
"Wow, you really are flat chested, Rainbow Dash," Pinkie said while staring at "my" chest. It was then I relised that everyone was staring at the breast's that I now had. So, to not embarrass Rainbow Dash any more, I covered them up with my hands.
"Good thing it wasn't Fluttershy that touched me first," I said.
"Can you please turn back to your form?" begged Rainbow Dash.
"Maybe. This is my first time shape shifting," I said. "Maybe if I concentrate hard enough." I started concentrating on what I used to look like. There was suddenly some kind of intense heat, and I had my old body back.
"Well, that was certainly unexpected," I said.
"Yeah. But don't worry, Rainbow Dash, you're still sexy," said Pinkie.
"Don't worry, you're still viewed as awesome in the fandom," I said. "Anyway, to the changing room!"
When I finished getting the speedo on, I went outside and Rainbow Dash, Pinkie and Rarity were already out.
"So, how do you think this works transformation thing works?" Rarity asked.
"I hope the author makes it good," Pinkie said.
"What?" Rarity asked.
"Not important," Pinkie said.
"Oh man, you're breaking the fourth wall again, aren't you?" I asked.
"Yep!" Pinkie said.
"Anyway, I'm probably just able to replicate people's DNA upon contact. Wait, maybe if I focused I can transform into Rainbow Dash again," I said as I started to concentrate on Rainbow Dash. There was some intense heat and I had Rainbow Dash's body again.
"Yeah, looks like I can just concentrate," I said, already imagining the possible pranks I could pull. I started to concentrate on my old body so Rainbow Dash wouldn't have to be embarrassed for very long when Pinkie touched my arm. There was the usual intense heat, and then I had Pinkie's body.
"Pinkie, did you really have to do that?" I asked.
"Nope! You should have all of our bodies, just in case you need them for some reason. Plus, I wanted to show off my sexiness without actually having to take my clothes off!" Pinkie said.
"Oook. Well, you do have a point about having your bodies just in case," I said.
"Um, what?" Fluttershy asked. I looked behind me. She had managed to sneak up on me. Then I thought of what that conversation would have sounded like to someone who wasn't in on it. She looked confused. And then I realized why Rarity had requested no one make fun of her. She was wearing a tight looking 2-piece, and was slightly revealing.
"Why are there two Pinkies?" she asked, starting to blush.
"Pinkie touched me, and now I have her form," I said.
"Um, what? Wait, Dylan? That is you right?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yes, I'm the one with no shirt," I said. Fluttershy's blush deepened.
"Um, ok," she said. A few seconds passed, in which I realized something.
"Pinkie, do you usually feel this hot?" I asked.
"What do you mean by hot?" Pinkie giggled.
"The sweating kind of hot. The one where you feel the need to cool down," I said.
"Oh, yeah. That's been happening, along with some other stuff, ever since I first ponied up," Pinkie said. "Why?"
"What's been happening since you first ponied up?" Sunset Shimmer asked. She was wearing an orange two-piece. "And which ever of you is Dylan, please turn back." I started concentrating on my old form, and transformed.
"Thank you," Sunset said. "Anyway, Pinkie, you and me need to talk, ok? Like, now?"
"Ok!" Pinkie said.
"Oh wait, have any of you girls been feeling what Pinkie said she was feeling?" Sunset asked. After a couple of seconds, Rainbow Dash nodded. A little after that, so did Fluttershy, and then Rarity.
"Ok. We're going to need to talk, and probably with the rest of the girls," Sunset Shimmer said. I raised my hand.
"Do I want to know what's going on? Because if it's sex related, I don't," I said.
"It might be sex related, but it can wait until we finish up here. Oh, and Dylan, if it is what I think it is, I hope you have good control of your hormones," Sunset Shimmer warned.
"Don't worry, I've got pretty good control of them," I said. "Wait, why?" I asked, starting to get nervous.
"I might tell you if I'm right, and I might not be, and I hope I am wrong," Sunset said.
"Wrong about what?" asked Applejack said.
"Something. We all will talk later ok? Except for Dylan," Sunset said.
"Yeah. By the way, Rarity, Applejack and Sunset, could I copy your forms real quick so I don't have to later?" I asked.
"As long as you don't take advantage," Rarity said.
"Ah've got ter agree with Rarity," said Applejack.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to be creepy," I said as I touched Rarity's arm.
"So, Rainbow Dash, are you ready to try and beet me at swimming?" I asked. I had finished "downloading" the other girls forms, and I was ready to race Rainbow Dash.
"Oh, you bet I am! Just don't transform, ok? I would be unfair," said Rainbow Dash. I nodded.
"Oh, definitely. No offense to any of you, but breasts are surprisingly heavy and could slow me down," I said.
"Okay, that's not actually what is was originally thinking, but that still works," Rainbow Dash said. So we got into the pool.
"Oh, wow, this is hotter than I expected. So Applejack, can you start us off? Oh wait, does anyone have an extra pare of goggles?" I asked. The other girls shock their heads.
"Ok. So Applejack, could you count us down?" I asked.
"Sure," she said. She started counting down from 5, and when she got to zero, Rainbow Dash and I took of. At first neither of us were in front of the other, but then I started pulling ahead when we got halfway. She started catching up when we got near to the finish, and it ended as a tie. We were both panting from how fast we went.
"Wow, you're pretty good," said Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, you too," I said.
"Well well, who's this?" a familiar voice said.
"Oh, hey Adagio," Applejack said. I turned around to see Adagio and the rest of the Dazzlings standing behind Applejack in their bathing suits.
"Yeah! Sonata, you decided to come!" Pinkie yelled. Sonata smiled at her.
"Of course I would!" Sonata said. "So, who is this?" I stuck out my hand.
"Hi, I'm Dylan," I said.
"Hi, I'm Sonata!" Sonata said.
"I know," I said. "And I know both of yours, too," I said, turning to Aria and Adagio.
"How? Are you PSYCHIC?!?!" Sonata gasped.
"Possible," I said while turning to Pinkie. "So, you called the Sirens?"
"Yes. You know what they are?" she asked.
"Yes, I remember the movies," I said.
"Movies?" Sonata asked, tilting her head.
"Yeah, don't ask, it's a long a kind of complicated story," I said. "So, did you invite anyone else?"
"Soarin, Flash Sentry and his band, and some other people," Pinkie said.
I groaned and opened my eyes. I was on a couch in Fluttershy's cottage.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Oh, you're awake!" Fluttershy said. I rubbed my eyes.
"Yeah, but what happened?" I asked again.
"You crashed," Fluttershy said. "What do you remember?"
"The Sirens had just got there," I said.
"Ok, no more sugary products for you!" Fluttershy scolded as I sat up.
"Wow, sugar did that to me?" I asked, surprised. Sugar's never done that to me!
"Ok, technically it was an energy drink, but they kind of have the same general effects," Fluttershy said.
"Yeah, good point. Bad start for a first party, I guess," I said. Fluttershy gasped.
"You've never been to a party?" she asked.
"Only birthday parties, but other then that, no," I said. Fluttershy sighed.
"Ok, that's good. Only birthday parties?" she asked.
"Yeah, I never was the most social kid in my neighborhood," I said. "Actually, I'm kind of like you."
"Really?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yeah, except for looks," I said. Fluttershy giggled.
"Yeah, we're opposite genders," she said.
"That's not actually what I was talking about. You're way more attractive then I am," I said. Fluttershy blushed.
"Don't worry, you're attractive too," Fluttershy said. This time, I blushed.
"Then obviously you need to meet some of my friends," I said.
"There are people more attractive than you? Impossible!" Fluttershy blurted. Then she realized what she said and blushed.
"Wow, either way, that's that first time someone has ever said that about me," I said.
"Really? That's kind of hard to believe," Fluttershy said, continuing blush.
"Really? Huh. Anyway, I should probably apologize to Pinkie for crashing like that," I said.
"You don't have to!" yelled Pinkie, exploding from around a corner, confetti flying everywhere.
"Aha! Where did you come from?" I asked.
"I don't know, the athour just put me here," Pinkie said. "So, you've never been to a party, huh?"
"Sort of, I've been to birthd-" I said before Pinkie cut me of.
"That wasn't a question you were supposed to answere, huh? I must take you to Twilight's lab then!"
We arrived at Twilight's house, and Pinkie nocked on the door. After about 15 seconds, the door opened, reveling Twilight.
"You got my messege, right?" Pinkie asked.
"Yes. I think I may have successfully created your desired stimulant. What do you want it for, anyway?" Twilight asked.
"Dylan here has never been to a party, and is party weak. He must train, and this might give him the party know-how that I have," Pinkie said.
"Will it make me as hyperactive as you?" I asked.
"I'm not sure," Pinkie said. "To the laboratory!" Twilight led us to the basement, and opened a well hidden door.
"Wow, a secret passage," I said aloud. "Awesome!" We entered a large room and stopped.
"Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go get the formula," Twilight said, and headed down another pathway.
"So, this thing gives me the ability to party hard?" I asked.
"It's a bit more complicated then that, but basically, yes," Pinkie said. I started looking around the room and noticed a mirrored door.
I think it's a refrigerator! I thought as I crossed the room and opened the door. It had a bunch of glass containers with different liquids in it, and there was a cold air coming out of it.
"Oh, nice!" I said. Pinkie appeared behind me.
"What is it?" she asked.
"It's a refrigerator! Oh, nice! Lemonade!" I said as I took one of the containers with what looked like lemonade and drank it.
"No! Oh fric, you weren't supposed to drink that!" Pinkie yelled.
"I wasn't?" I asked.
"No! That was probably some important chemical thing that Twilight made!" Pinkie said.
"Huh. Well, it tastes exactly like lemonade, and nothing's happening, so do you want some? These might be different flavers!" I said.
"Yeah, somethings happening," Pinkie said, pointing to my chest. I looked down.
"Holy crap!" I said, looking at my waist.
"I'm a girl! These are really?" I said, poking my new breasts.
"There's got to be an antidote!" Pinkie said, taking a container with a blue liquid in it and splashed it in my face.
"Dang it! Got some on my hand!" Pinkie said, licking her fingers.
"That's probably going to effect you some how," I said.
"Maybe, maybe not, ether way, this tastes good!" she said. "Wow, I feel smarter!" And she started looking smarter, growing a white mustache. Meanwhile I started to grow tentacles.
"Awesome! I'm Davey Jones!" I said. Pinkie grabbed some containers and started randomly mixing them.
"Oh, wow, I must return us!" she cried.
"Return us? Return us where?" I asked, checking out my new tentacle mustache.
"Return us to normal, you imbecile! I miss the days of randomly throwing parties and eating junk," Pinkie said.
"You used to eat people's junk?" I asked, horrified.
"Of course not, imbecile! Junk food!" Pinkie said, and threw the vial up in the air.
"Where you supposed to do that?" I asked. Pinkie nodded.
"Um, what's happening?" Someone asked. I turned around.
"Fluttershy, what are you doing here? Get out of the splash zone!" Pinkie said.
"What splash zone?" Fluttershy asked as the vial hit the ground and splashed us with the weird blue/green liquid inside.
"That splash zone," Pinkie said, losing hair already. My tentacles were falling off and started shriveling up.
"Oh, man, I'm glad that that's over," I said.
"It's not," Pinkie said, pointing at Fluttershy, who was now a baby.
"Oh, wow. Are you able to make another potion to fix this?" I asked.
"It'll wear off. Are you good with babies?" Pinkie asked.
"Very. Why?" I asked.
"Because I'm busy after this, I don't think Twilight will be able to do this, and you're staying at Fluttershy's house," Pinkie said. I nodded.
"Ok, good point. We should probable get going now, right?" I asked.
"Yeah, let's go," Pinkie said. "By the way, don't be surprised if I come over to give you tips for baby care, ok?"
Me and Flutterbaby (Pinkie thought of that before she left) were on the couch when Pinkie got there.
"Ok, I have everything you need to take care of a baby. I will also be coming to check if you're doing ok every hour and a half," Pinkie said.
"Ok, that sounds good," I said. Pinkie paused.
"Do you know how to take care of a baby?" she asked.
"Yes," I said.
"Ok, good. I'm sorry, but I have to go help out with Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Are you ok with that?" Pinkie asked. I nodded.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. Flutterbaby can't be that bad," I said. As if on cue, she started crying.
"I'm going to let you take care of that. Bye!" Pinkie said as she vanished.
How did she do that? Never mind, I need to take care of this, I thought as I picked Flutterbaby up and started gentle rocking her. Ok, she either needs food or a diaper change. I hesitantly sniffed the air near her butt, and thankfully, there was no bad smell. Ok, food it is. I picked up the baby bottle and managed to get the plastic nipple into her mouth. After that, she grabbed it and started sucking. Aw, she's cute as a baby, I thought, smiling. She finished the bottle, and let out a small burp. She started yawning. Then I yawned.
"Dang it, looks like yawning is infectious," I mumbled as Flutterbaby started falling asleep. Actually, I could use some sleep. I lied down on the couch with Flutterbaby on my chest and fell asleep.
I woke up to the sound of squealing. I couldn't feel Flutterbaby moving, so it wasn't her. I opened my eyes and looked to where it came from.
"Rarity, what are you doing here?" I groaned. "I was asleep!" Rarity took out a phone.
"Stay right there!" she said, and took a picture.
"So, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Pinkie told me to come and check on you and Flutterbaby. I thought she was kidding when she said Fluttershy had got turned into a baby. She's so cute! Especially in that position!" she squealed. I looked at my chest and saw her curled up, drooling.
"Ok, that's pretty cute. So, what are you going to do with that picture?" I asked. Rarity shrugged.
"I'm probably going to show this to the others. I'm definitely going to show this to Fluttershy when she returns to normal. Partly to show her how you were taking care of her, and partly because it's just too cute!" Rarity said, and put her phone back into her pocket. "Can I hold her?"
"When she wakes up. I don't want to disturb her," I said.
"Ok, good point," Rarity pouted. She took her phone out of her pocket and (I think) started texting. After a few minutes, Flutterbaby woke up and started gurgling. I stood up and handed her to Rarity, who started playing with her.
"Hey, you don't mind if the other girls come over, do you?" Rarity asked.
"No. Why?" I asked.
"Because I told them that there was something over here that they had to see," Rarity said, blushing a bit.
"Oh, ok. Let me guess, Flutterbaby?" I asked. Rarity nodded as someone began to knock on the door. I opened the door to see the rest of the girls (except for Pinkie).
"Hey Dylan. Can we come in? Applejack asked.
"Yeah, of course. Did Rarity tell you why she wanted to come here?" I asked.
"No, she just said that there was something we just had to see," Rainbow Dash said. There was some gurgling from the living room.
"What was that?" Sunset Shimmer asked.
"Fluttershy," I said. She raised an eyebrow.
"That was Fluttershy? That sounded like a baby!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Yeah, this is going to be hard to explain, so instead I'll show you!" I said, leading the girls to the living room, where Rarity was making airplane noises and her hand to entertain Flutterbaby.
"What?" Rainbow Dash asked, confused. Flutterbaby cooed and stuck her arms out at Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, she got turned into a baby because of an accident in Twilights lab. If only Pinkie were still that smart," I said.
"Wait, so this is actually Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash asked. I nodded.
"Aww, she's mighty cute!" Applejack said. Rarity took her phone out of her pocket.
"Hang on a second, I have the most adorable photo of her and Dylan," she said, and showed Applejack the screen. Applejack started giggling, and the other girls got closer so they could see it.
"Is that drool on your chest?" Rainbow Dash asked. I blushed.
"Yes," I said.
"So, is this permanent?" Applejack asked. I shock my head.
"I don't think so. And if it's not, I remember the potion that made Pinkie smart," I said, thinking about the refrigerator in Twilights hidden laboratory.
"Potion?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yeah, me and Pinkie found a refrigerator in a hidden laboratory under Twilight's house. You have some weird potions down there," I said, turning to Twilight. Twilight frowned.
"You actually tried them?" she asked. I nodded.
"Yeah, I originally thought it was lemonade," I said.
"Ok, what does that one do?" she asked. "I don't know the full effects."
"It gender swapped me," I said. Twilight nodded.
"And one made Pinkie smart?" she asked. I nodded.
"Anyway, it might wear off, but if it doesn't, then Pinkie can take that and get smart," I said. There was a popping sound behind me.
"Hello! What's happening?" Pinkie said. I turned around.
"How did you do that? You know what, never mind. We were just talking about how if the Flutterbaby potion doesn't wear off, you can take that smart potion and get smart and change her back," I said.
"Oh, yeah, definitely," Pinkie said. Flutterbaby yawned, causing me to yawn and the other girls to yawn.
"Dang it! Why is your sleep contagious?" I wondered aloud. Flutterbaby giggled and yawned again. Pinkie started swaying.
"Well, I should probably get her to sleep," I said.
"Who? Flutterbaby or Pinkie?" Rarity asked.
"Flutterbaby. Pinkie can go to sleep on her own," I said lying down on the couch, putting Flutterbaby on my chest, who started to curl up, sucking her thumb.
"Why are you lying down? You're not falling to sleep to are you?" Applejack asked.
"No. Flutterbaby slept so well like this last time, I thought she might again, and it looks like it's working," I said, pointing to an already asleep Flutterbaby. Rainbow Dash yawned.
"Wow, her sleeping really is contagious," she said. I yawned.
"Yeah. Some sleep doesn't sound too bad right now," I yawned. Pinkie collapsed onto Twilight and started snoring. Twilight squeaked, and tried to push her the other way, but Pinkie proved to be too heavy for her, and they fell to the ground.
"She's to heavy!" Twilight said, as everyone else started giggling.
"Why don't we all just go to sleep?" Rarity suggested.
"That was fast," Applejack said.
"Eh, I've got no problem with that," Rainbow Dash said, yawning.
"Sure, I have nothing else to do," Twilight said, closing her eyes. Everyone else ended up agreeing, and after a while, I was the only one still awake.
"Well, might as well get some sleep. Who knows, Rainbow Dash may want a rematch for swimming?" I muttered as I closed my eyes.
I began to wake up, feeling some kind of weight on my chest, as if someone was laying on me. Both my hands were touching flesh that hadn't been there before, so it was possible. There was some giggling and whispering coming from the other girls, so I opened my eyes, and looked at what was on my chest.
"Wow, looks like the potion does wear off," I said. Flutterbaby was no longer a baby. She was back to her old self, except for one problem.
"Where are her clothes?" I asked, blushing, trying not to stare at her body and getting a boner, which was partially unsuccessful, mostly due to the fact that I could feel her bare boobs on my chest.
"She didn't get them when she returned to normal," Pinkie giggled.
"Dylan, you are perhaps the first boy to try not to see the natural body of a girl," Rarity said. "Congratulations."
"Please get her off, it's actually pretty hard," I said. Pinkie giggled
"Well, of course it is! I don't think you're that good at controlling your hormones!" Pinkie said. Rarity gasped.
"Pinkie! How dare you!" she said, walking her head.
"That's not actually what I was originally talking about, but it is true. Sorry Rarity," I said. Rarity gasped.
"Ok, ew, I did not need to know that. At least your better then most boys," she said.
"Just get her off. I don't like thinking about her like this!" I said. Fluttershy started to move a bit, and then yawned. After a few seconds, she stopped. And then screamed. She turned over and fell of the couch. When she swath others, she screamed and managed to run upstairs.
"Ok, that was unexpected," I said. "Rarity, I'm going to need your help talking to Fluttershy. You guys stay down here." We both started climbing the stairs.
“Fluttershy?” I called nervously. A few seconds passed.
“Yes?” she called out, sounding freaked out.
“Fluttershy, can you let us in?” Rarity asked. There was some movement, and then the door opened, revealing Fluttershy, dressed in only a long shirt. We entered, and Rarity started talking fast.
“Fluttershy, don’t worry, you weren’t like that for very long, and the only reason why anyone else was awake was because of Pinkie. Dylan was actually very mature about you being naked, and took very good care of you when you were a baby,” she said. Fluttershy looked confused.
“I was...a baby? So that's why I don't remember anything after that vial broke!" Fluttershy said, sounding relieved.
"Oh yes, I have the most adorable picture of you and Dylan!" Rarity said, taking her phone out and started tapping. After a few seconds, she turned the phone around so Fluttershy could see.
"Wow, that is pretty cute," she said. "Looks like you did take good care of me!" She turned to me and started blushing even more.
"So, what exactly did you see?" she asked nervously.
"Only partially your butt, and even then I was trying not to look," I said, stressing to blush. Fluttershy looked relieved.
"Wow, Rarity was right, you were mature about it," she said. She started arching her back, trying to stretch, and we heard a few cracking sounds.
"Oh god!" I muttered. There was a knock at the door, and we all turned to look at it. Pinkie waved and stepped into the room.
"Hey, is everything ok?" she asked. Fluttershy nodded.
"Ok, good. We're going to be having a prank war if any of you wanted in," Pinkie said.
"It's not in here, is it?" Fluttershy asked, the worry clear on her face. Pinkie shock her head.
"No, of course not! Unless someone pranks you inside here, but other then that, no!" Pinkie said.
"Sure, I'll join, I guess. I've never been in a prank war before," I said. Pinkie grinned evilly.
"How about you, Rarity?" she asked.
"Sure, as long as I can team up with Dylan!" Rarity said. Pinkie shrugged.
"Sure, you can have an alliance with Dylan. More people to prank!" Pinkie giggled maniacally and disappeared.
It was night, and Rarity was getting ready to go to sleep. She had just finished showering, and had a towel wrapped around her body, Roman toga style. Suddenly, something was covering her mouth and nostrils, filling her nose with a smell that quickly nocked her out. When she stopped struggling, Pinkie tied Rarity to her bed, like a star. Intense vibration sounds quickly followed, which made Rarity wake up. She started freaking out, and started to yell, but those were quickly replaced with moans. All that time, Pinkie was giggling.
The next morning, I woke up to the sound of vomiting. I jumped up and ran towards the upstairs bathroom to see Fluttershy leaning over the toilet.
"Are you ok?" I asked. Fluttershy jumped and whipped around.
"I didn't wake you up, did I?" she asked. I shrugged.
"Eh, I was going to wake up soon anyway. So are you--" I started saying, but Fluttershy turned around and started barfing again. I winced.
"Was it something you ate?" I asked. Fluttershy managed to shake her head as she continued to vomit.
"Ok, good. That was a thing I used to do, actually," I said.
"Eating caused you to barf?" Fluttershy asked, turning to me.
"Kinda. Technically it was because the opening to my stomach was too small, and it caused me to puke after a lot of meals," I said.
"Really? What happe-" Fluttershy turned back to the toilet and let lose some more vomit. I patted her back.
"Let it out. Don't try to stop, it'll only make it worse," I said, trying to comfort her. After about a minute, the vomiting started to lessen.
"Done?" I asked. Fluttershy nodded.
"I think so," she said.
"Ok, I know that vomit usually leaves a nasty taste in your mouth, so I'll go make some pancakes," I said. Fluttershy shock her head and stood up.
"You don't have to do that," she said.
"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I have to. You can't make food, you were just vomiting!" I said.
"Yeah, ok. So, pancakes, huh?" Fluttershy said, managing to grin.
"Yeah, I've always been good at making pancakes," I said. We got to the bottom of the stairs without anymore vomiting, and after making Fluttershy lie down on the couch, I started getting the stuff needed for pancakes. I made the batter, and after I got a couple of them frying, the phone started ringing. Fluttershy answered it. I could hear her muttering something to the person on the other line, and then she hung up.
"Well, Pinkie has already gotten started on her pranking spree," she said. I frowned.
"For the prank war?" I asked. Fluttershy nodded.
"What has she done?" I asked.
"Rarity's coming over so she can plan with you. She'll tell you then," Fluttershy said. I nodded.
"Ok. Maybe she'll want some pancakes!" I said. "There's going to be a lot."
"Why are you walking like that?" I asked. Rarity had just got here, and she was walking as if she had chafed the inside of her legs. The pancakes had also finished and were ready to eat, which was what Fluttershy was doing.
"Pinkie's prank. Did Fluttershy not tell you?" she asked, glancing at Fluttershy.
"Last night, Pinkie managed to tie me down to the bed and used a vibrator on me!" Rarity said.
"I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear that last part," I said.
"Pinkie strapped me down and turned a vibrator on inside me!" Rarity said, blushing.
"OK. I have no idea what that is. What's a vibrator?" I asked. Rarity's jaw dropped.
"How good of a sex education did you get?" she asked nervously.
"I know all I need to know: how it works," I said. Rarity frowned.
"Hm. I may need Twilight's help in telling you more about it. Anyway, a vibrator is a thing a women may use to....pleasure herself," Rarity said. "Do you understand?"
"I think. It's like masturbation, right?" I asked. Rarity and Fluttershy blushed.
"Sort of," Rarity said. "But back to the point, we need to get back at Pinkie!" I nodded and scratched my chin.
"Ok, I have an idea, but I'm not actually sure it'll work," I said. Rarity shrugged.
"Ok, what is it?" she asked. "I really want to get her back.
A few hours later, we had gotten all the things we needed, and now we just needed to get Sonata to Pinkie's house. We were waiting right outside Sugarcube Corner, waiting for Sonata, and to make sure that no one entered. Fortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Cake had to deliver an important delivery, and the Cake twins were asleep, so there was no problem.
"Is Pinkie tied down?" I asked.
"Like an eagle!" Rarity said.
"OK, and is she covered in the whipped cream?" I asked.
"Yes. I even pored some of it into her mouth as a gag," Rarity said, slightly blushing.
"OK, TMI. Please don't share that next time," I said. "Also, you installed the surveillance cameras, right? We need to make sure that Sonata goes too crazy with her in there," I said. Rarity nodded.
"I'm even recording it just in case I may need it in the future," Rarity said. I frowned.
"Why do I get the feeling you're recording it for me?" I asked.
"Was it that obvious? I'm sorry, but I must see the extent of your gentlemanliness," Rarity said.
"You can try. Oh, Sonata's here!" I said as I waved at Sonata.
"Hey Dylan! What did Pinkie need my help with?" she asked.
"She needs help with a whipped cream problem," I said. Sonata's eyes widened and she softly moaned.
"Whipped cream?" she whimpered.
"Yep. Whipped cream. You don't have a problem with that, do you?" I asked, trying to act casual. Sonata shock her head.
"Nope! I love whipped cream!" she said.
"Ok, good. She's on the top floor, in her room. Do you know where that is?" I asked. Sonata nodded and entered Sugarcube Corner. Rarity pulled out her phone and handed it to me. It had Pinkie, covered in whipped cream, on the screen.
"Wow, that is a lot of whipped cream," I said. Just then, Sonata entered. There was some muffled speech from Pinkie, but it couldn't really be heard because of the whipped cream in her mouth.
"Oh, so that kind of help," Sonata said. "You could have just asked me out, you know."
"Well, that was interesting," I said. Sonata had finished her "help", and had went home. Rarity raised her eyebrow.
"Any part in specific?" she asked. I shrugged.
"The entire thing, I guess," I said. "Should you release her?"
"Did you really just say you?" Rarity asked.
"Yeah. I can't release her!" I said.
"Why not?" Rarity asked.
"Because she's naked. First of all, my mom didn't raise me like that, and second of all, you're the one who tied her down!" I said. Rarity sighed.
"You are truly a gentleman," she said.
"I thought you liked that," I said.
"Normally, yes. However, in this instance, no. I'm too beautiful to die!" she said.
"Yeah, she's going to be pretty pissed. Be carful tonight," I said.
"Yeah, can I stay with you and Fluttershy tonight?" Rarity asked. I shrugged.
"I'm fine with it, but you'll have to ask Fluttershy. Now go free Pinkie, and I'll wait for you here," I said.