> Rainbow Dash and Shrek's Five Nights at Freddy's > by Probably Minion > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Prologue: How Shrek Ended Up In Ponyville > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- About week after the plot line of "Shrek Forever After" ended, Shrek found himself without a job and not doing anything when he wasn't spending time with Fiona and the triplets. One day, a mysterious newspaper showed up at the front door with a job opening that seemed very spooky and almost too good to be true. "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Ponyville's newest pizzeria, is looking for a night guard to stay overnight in the restaurant and ensure the safety of the animatronics. There is only one opening left so don't delay if you're interested in the job!" said Shrek as he read the advertisement. "You what Shrek, I really think you would make a good security guard. You should apply for the job." said Donkey. "Yeah I guess you're right. The only problem is I don't know how to get to this 'Ponyville' place." said Shrek. "You know Shrek, my kids just recently found this mirror with a dancing pony on the top of it and they told me it leads to a universe filled with colored ponies. Maybe that's how you can get to Ponyville and get the job at that pizzeria. Follow me." said Donkey and he and Shrek went to the castle where they encountered the dragon who Donkey eventually married at the end of the first 'Shrek' movie. ********************************************* "It's hard to believe this is the castle where our friendship truly started." said Shrek as they were getting closer to the portal. "Ok Shrek here it is. All you have to do is step into the portal and hopefully it'll take you to Ponyville." said Donkey. "Ok here goes nothing. Donkey, if I don't come back alive, I want you to take care of Fiona and the triplets." said Shrek. "No problem Shrek! That's what friends are for!" said Donkey. Shrek then stepped into the portal and was on his way to Ponyville. > Shrek Gets the Job > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Shrek found himself in Ponyville, he got up and started searching for this restaurant that was called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". Eventually he found a big wooden hut with a giant electronic sign on the roof with an animatronic bear that said "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". He walked inside and saw that a blue rainbow-maned pegasus was also applying for the job. "Hello? Is the manager here? I'm here to apply for the night guard job opening." said Shrek. The pegasus turned around and for somewhat started getting really excited and overwhelmed. "I don't mean to be rude but are you........ SHREK?!?!?!" asked the pegasus. "Why yes of course." said Shrek. "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! I can't believe I might be working with the most awesome ogre in the world!" said the pegasus. "What's your name?" asked Shrek. "My name's Rainbow Dash. I'm in charge of controlling the weather around here and I'm also the best flier in Equestria and my mind is officially blown because I just realized I might be working here at this creepy place with the one and only SHREK!" said the pegasus. "Ok ok calm down. I understand and appreciate that you're excited that we might be working together but don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't even met the owner yet." said Shrek. About a minute later, the owner of the restaurant came walking out with two job applications. Shrek and Rainbow Dash quickly filled them out. After reading them over, the owner gave them a nod signaling that they were approved for the job and were scheduled to start working that night. > Night 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the day, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza entertained colts and fillies alike with their singing animatronics but during the night, it's a different story. Rainbow Dash and Shrek just so happened to be given the opportunity to be the first night guards at this creepy restaurant. "Good night Rainbow Dash and Shrek. Keep those animatronics safe and secure. The last thing we want is those animatronics running all over Ponyville and causing havoc." said the owner of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. "Will do boss. This job is gonna be easy and awesome since my coworker is the most awesome ogre in the world!" said Rainbow Dash. "I picked Shrek to work with you for a reason. I'll see you tomorrow morning at six." said the owner and he left. "Ok Rainbow Dash. Get that instruction manual to the security camera." said Shrek. Rainbow Dash quickly ran over and grabbed the instruction manual. She was still in awe and disbelief that she and Shrek were working together on the nightshift at the most horrifying pizzeria in the world. "I can't tell you how excited and honored I am about getting the opportunity to work with you! I'm your biggest fan and I know that since we're both awesome we're gonna show those animatronics who's boss and that we're not scared of them." said Rainbow Dash. "Yes I know. I guess I'm pretty awesome in my own way. According to the instruction manual, it says all we have to do is frequently check the cameras to make sure none of the animatronics move. Checking the lights and closing the doors will use up power and we need to have enough power to keep the restaurant on until 6 AM." said Shrek. "Ok ok. Before you get to the part about the animatronics having to kill us if they get in this room because we're not animatronics, I was thinking since we're awesome and intimidating we could fight back and they'll get scared of us and not want anything to do with us." said Rainbow Dash. "Sounds good to me Rainbow Dash. Let's just hope we don't end up having to do that since I'm trying to build my reputation as being kind and caring. If we have to, we'll have to but let's just focus on using the doors as our main safeguard." said Shrek. "Ok fine. Kicking animatronic butt can wait I guess." said Rainbow Dash. ********************************************************************** 1 AM "Hey Shrek, I think I just saw movement." said Rainbow Dash. "Oh really show me." said Shrek. "Ok you see that purple bunny? Just about a minute ago it was backstage with the others but it just moved to the party room." said Rainbow Dash. "Ok we better keep track of that bunny's movement or else it will get us." said Shrek. "Be prepared to fight. I don't what's coming at us." said Rainbow Dash. Shrek then walked over to check light on the left side and saw that Bonnie, the bunny animatronic was standing right there. "Shrek don't just stand there! Close the door quickly!" yelled Rainbow Dash. Shrek ignored Rainbow Dash's plea and walked closer to Bonnie. Bonnie screamed her animatronic cry but Shrek didn't seem scared at all. "This is the part where you're supposed to run away." said Shrek to the animatronic bunny. Bonnie screamed again tried to grab Shrek's face but he ducked and then wrestled her to the ground and got a stranglehold on her. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!" screamed Shrek as he was trying to strangle Bonnie and cut off her power supply. Bonnie tried to fight back but was unable to break the grasp of the ogre's strong arms. "I'm Shrek you stupid bunny and I'm the new boss here! You can't kill or scare me you stupid animatronic!" yelled Shrek as he was staring Bonnie right in the eyes. Eventually, Shrek found Bonnie's power switch and Bonnie powered down immediately. "Ok, if that happens again we're probably gonna get it worst." said Shrek who then sunk back in his chair in relief. ********************************************************************** 4 AM At around 4 am, Rainbow Dash and Shrek were down to about 15% power. "Shrek, do you wanna know what supposedly happens if we lose power before 6 AM?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Yes please tell me." said Shrek. "Rumor has it if we lose power before 6 AM, the power will go out and the doors will open and Freddy, the main animatronic, will kill us since we're not animatronics!" said Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow Dash don't worry about that. If that bear tries to get us we'll fight back and show him who's boss." said Shrek. Rainbow Dash checked the cameras again and saw that Chica, the bird animatronic was standing in the middle of the party room looking for her next victim. "Ok this time around, we're gonna close the doors if Chica gets close. I don't wanna kill 2 animatronics in one night." said Shrek. At around 5:30, Rainbow Dash saw that Chica was standing just outside the right door. "Quick close the door!" yelled Rainbow Dash who quickly pushed the button and the door closed. After 15 minutes, Chica went away and the need for Shrek to kill Chica was gone. "Geez that was a close one." said Shrek. All of a sudden at around 5:58 AM the power went out. "Oh no! We're out of power! Freddy's gonna get us!" screamed Rainbow Dash as she tried to hide in the corner. Freddy's creepy face glared in the dark but luckily, it was 6 AM! "Yeah! We survived the first night and we only had to kill one animatronic! I can't wait to see what's in store for us tonight." said Rainbow Dash. "Ok Dashie you should go home and rest up. Night 2 is gonna be more difficult." said Shrek and they went home to rest up for Night 2.