Chuggaaconroy and MLP. Chugaaconroy's Pokemon are running loose. And the princesses are pissed off. He needs to find them all, but some ponies will learn about the dark past from his Pokemon and Chugga himself.
Chuggaaconroy bonus episode recording corrupted (big surprise) and he and his pokemon teams (emerald-XD since those are the only pokemon series I watched.) got transported to Equestria , because Arceus forbid on Chuggaaconroy actually posting bonus episodes correctly. Anyway he has to find his beloved pokemon (no this won't involve pokephilia) before the princess go all crazy (this is after Twilight gets her wings but before she gets her dumb crystal tree). Also his plusshes/figerns also turn into what they are in the game Manado, Wolf Link statue, etc. I will only put in Chuggaaconroy's merchandise if he did a let's play on the series it was from or if it was confirmed stuff he had from Stephenvlog
I am doing this because I am a huge fan of Emile and he was the 3rd person who get me into YouTube
Also this is my first story and I'm like 15 so criticism is welcome but not so harsh
Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, screamed a loud Emile as he went through a hippie portal.
Flash Back (30 minutes later)
"Finally done with the bonus episodes of Okami. Now I can kick back (kicks the computer) and... WHAT THE HELL?"
"Emile it is 3 in the mo... What is that" said a slightly concerned Masae.
There was a giant pink and purple vortex outside of the monitor. Emile was get sucked in to it.
"Um, I'll call Tim ,because it looks like a toilet, and I'll get the Monado" shrieked Masae.
"You do know it is a prop, right" yelled Emile.
"Maybe it leads to the Xenoblade Chronicles world. Just grab on to something" shouted a very angry Masae
"Ok!" Emile hollered out of the recording room. Emile grabbed on the shelf full of video games.
Emile latched on to the shelf, but it tipped over bringing Emile, Pokemon Emerald, Colosseum, and XD through the portal. Luckily, Masae threw the case with the Monado in it through the portal.
Equestria
"And today I thought it was going to be normal", sighed princess Twilight ,as a light blue stallion ,with a dark blue mane ,and one "ball" for a cutie mark. The top half is red while the bottom was white. A shadowy aura was surrounding it. He was also carrying a red blade.
"I just got done recording the last bonus episodes of Okami" he weakly muttered.
"I came here as fast as I can."panted Tim "Wait, where is the Monado?"
"Just come over here" said an annoyed Masae.
"Wow that is a huge toilet" exclaimed Tim.
"Do you know how to fix it and bring Emile back to Earth?"
"No"
"Do you know who did this?"
"Probably the let's play god."
Up in LP Heaven
"Shit they are on to us!" Cried the LP god
Down on Earth
"Eh, maybe the LP curse is a thing" Shrugged Masae "we just need to hope that Emile is ok."
Equestria 3rd person
"Who is he?"
"Ah say dat we need to ask him when he gets up."
"I'm more worried about the case, it might be a high classed musical instrument and that you broke it ,Twilight."
*Twilight rolls eyes*
"Who cares what it is, maybe he wants to take over Equestria"
"Ah highly doubt that."
"Where the piss am I. Great, I now talk like Stephen" Chuggaaconroy said groggily.
A cyan blue Pegasus ,with a rainbow mane, walked up to Chugga and said ,"What the hell do you want to do with Equestria".
Now, Chugaa went ape shit because he just saw his hands being hooves, just notice he is in a library, and he remembered Massae chucking the Manado so he screamed, "Where the F*ck am I. What the F*ck am I. WHERE THE F*CK IS THE MONADO!"
Twilight, AJ, and Raity's jaws were on the floor, because of Chuggaaconroy's language, while Rainbow was scratching her head, trying to think what a "Manado" is.
"You are in the Ponyville Library, and please, don't use such foul words, I have a baby dragon sleeping up stairs", explained a confused Twilight.
"Sorry about that, just kind of slipped."
"Ah reckon you aren't around here, are you?" questioned Applejack.
Just then, Chuggaaconroy found the rifle case containing the Manado. He clicked open the case and the Monado popped out.
"????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????", was all the other ponies could say.
Then as soon as Chuggaaconroy wrapped his hoof around the handle, he turned into this.
Afeter Rarity's freakout, Chuggaaconroy had a vision. A laser was gonna cut through the library. So, Chuggaaconroy used the "speed art" to quickly bash trough the door. He ran at 100 MPH and quickly came up to the back of a Slacking.
Chuggaaconroy quickly ran up to the front and the slacking was charging its laser... from its nose.
"Teddy?" asked a confused Chugga.
"Emile?" but that came to Chuggaaconroy as "Slak?"
Then saw half of the town on fire and/or destroyed.
"Did you do that?" Teddy nodded her head.
"Do you know how much that's gonna cost?!!!!!" yelled a furious Twilight.
"For what?" asked Chuggaaconroy.
"For slashing through the door with your sword... thing!"
"You are under arrest for property damage on half of Ponyville" a random guard said to Teddy.
A golden spear was stapped into Teddy's stomach, sprauing blood every where.
"..."
"Slackk.kkk.k"
Teddy's vision went black.
"You BASTARD!"
*gulp* The guard saw a bipedal, hairless monkey with a red sword in one hand. He quickly realized what he did with the "animal". He probably just killed the hairless monkey's "pet". Twilight probably would of seen two corpses on the ground, if the hairless monkey didn't go back to pony form.
Chuggaaconroy went to pony form, but with a green body, with a white mane, a brown tail, and a ball that was the same as before :the top half is red, bottom white, but a diamond shaped mouth with two fangs on the top and bottom, and diamond "ears" on the sides of the top portion of the face of the "dragon" for a cutie mark. Also, the "dragon" was "eating" the ball. (not an innuendo)
'It had to be a dragon, right?' Twilight thought to herself.
"Hey pervert, stop looking at my ass", said Chuggaaconroy. He was slightly annoyed.
Twilight snapped back in to reality when Chuggaaconroy said that, slightly embarrassed.
"I'm so sorry", said Twilight and the guard at the same time.
"Eh, don't be", said Chuggaaconroy.
Both the gaurd and Twilight had their pupils shreink. Chuggaaconroy wanted to laugh at their faces, but he needed to revive Teddy. Chugga pulled out an envelope from his fur and placed it on Teddy's wound. The wound was already cleaned up and almost healed. Teddy's vision became clear again and she saw her trainer. She hugged him so tightly that any Tentacruel might be jealous. However, instead of Chugga making a huge deal over it, he lughed when Twilight's and the gaurd's jaw was doing this..
"You , however, are gonna need more to for me to accept your apology" , he pointed at Twilight while saying it.
"WHAT??!!" Twilight yelled.
"Don't worry it is so simple."
"I'm not pissed of because of the punishment, why am I doing it?"
"Because you were staring at my ass."
"Oh."
"Ok, it is just a "yes or no question. Does anyone live there?" Chuggaaconroy was poiting to the Everfree Forest.
"Yes"
"Can you show me where the house is?"
"Why?"
"I'm feeling some despair and mischievousness over in the forest. Also I hear crying. It sounds like one of my Pokemon."
"WHAT???!!!"
"Just trust me on this if, it is crying it is probably my Misdreavus getting a meal." (Pun intended)
"Ok..."
"Also, guard when I get back I will need a map, can you go get one, and Teddy needs a home. Could go find one."
"Yes sir!" saluted the guard good.
"Here I come Affection."
Mean while
"There will be tons of nightmares tonight", sighed Luna.
Saikou was once a calm Eevee. However, when he was 6 months old, his life was going down the drain. His trainer, a 10 year old boy named Junty, died in a car accident. He was kind and loving to both Saikou and Baggage. 'Great name for my brother, Wes', complained Saikou. Anyway, he and Baggage was both given to his brother, Volt. Unfortunately for the both of them, Volt was a huge bully. Everyday he would both beat up Saikou and Baggage, and that was if he was not pissed off. If Volt was pissed off, well let's just say both Eevees would have glass shards on their backs and they would be sleeping in the yard. However if Volt was ever caught abusing Saikou and Baggage, which he rarely did get caught, he would give the excuses of: "I had a very bad day of school", "to much homework", and Saikou's personal favorite: "he used flamethrower on me, so I let him off easy." Actually, the lame excuses worked and the Eevee brothers would get a lecture instead of Volt being in juvie, since Pokemon abuse is illegal. Saikou's life was equal to being in hell. However one person ,from a group of thugs, came into the small town located in the Orre region. His name was Wes.
The group of criminals were called "Team Snagem". Thier goal is to steal other Pokemon from trainers using a "Snag Machine". Wes was a trainee at the time and was testing the prototype of the mobile Snag Machine. He was sent on a mission to see if there was any malfunctions or if the prototype was a complete success. Wes went into a fairly populated town to test the machine. Wes stepped of his badass motorcycle when he arrived into town
If Wes didn't cock his head to his left, Saikou could possibly be dead, because Wes saw blood oozing out of both Eevees and their "trainer" looked guilty. Wes decided to test the machine on the 11 year old's pokemon. He loaded up the machine with a Pokeball and threw it towards Baggage. A techno hand popped out and grabbed the Eevee and took it into the ball. Most people in the town was shocked. Baggage and Saikou were thankful that a blue trenchcoated angle was pulling them out from hell. Wes was ecstatic that the Prototype worked. Volt was outraged.
"Eevee, use bite!", yelled Volt.
Instead of Saikou using bite on Wes, Saikou used bite on Volt.
"Hey, what was that for?!" ,screamed Volt. Volt's left arm was covered in blood.
"He doesn't want to be with you.",exclaimed Wes.
"No, he is perfectly happy with me. Now give me back my other Eevee!!", yelled Volt.
"Alright, if both are perfectly happy with you, I'll make them choose who they want to be with."
"I know they will come to me.", boasted Volt.
Wes rolled his eyes while popping out Baggage.
"Come here I know you want to stay with me." said Volt while he was cracking his knuckles.
Almost immediately, both Eevees ran to Wes with tears in their eyes.
"See, I told you that they didn't want to be with you." said Wes.
Volt was speechless when both Eevees went with Wes onto the sidecar of the motor cycle.
"This is a warning, if I see you abusing any other pokemon ever again, your fucking head will be on a silver platter, DICK BASKET!!", screamed Wes with rage.
Volt was shaking with fear.
Fast Forward to Day Of Snagem Base Blow Up
'Where are we going Wes? We supposed to go to the mechanic's for some parts to make more Snag Machines.' said the newly evolved Espeon. He and Baggage, a newly evolved Umbreon, just mastered talking telepathically.
'Yeah, why are going to the weapon store?', asked Baggage.
"I don't want to live like this.", said Wes with sorrow.
'So you are committing suicide???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', yelled both Eevee evolutions.
"What?! No! we are going to destroy Team Snagem's base." explained Wes.
'But why?', questioned Baggage.
"Seriously, stealing Pokemon isn't evil?"
'True', said Saikou.
So after a long day of bomb shopping, this happened.
So after that they met Rui and met "Shadow Pokemon". For the people who don't know what Shadow Pokemon are, think of emotionless weaponized Pokemon. Anyway Shadow Pokemon are untrustworthy to other Pokemon and uses moves against the unshadow even if both aren't in battle. Even worse, Rui is the only one to she shadow, puls(le) Saikou learned to never trust humans since the Volt incident because even if someone looks innocent they can be so cruel. So Saikou was always paranoid. He even didn't trust his closest allies/friends. Put the most powerful special attacker of the Johto region (which is super paranoid) in the most populated city in equestria and you get disaster.
Where am I?, asked Saikou to himself. He was recovering from being knocked out.
"You think ponies will pay top bit?", asked a cackling voice.
"Uh derp, it has a freaking ruby attached to its face.", a similar cackling voice returned. Saikou soon woke up to a chain hooked up to his neck and being sold like a slave to rich people. Well, sold to be a pet to rich ponies.
"Wow folks have you struck it rich. A new species of cat has been discovered. This pink cat has lovely features like, smooth and warm fur, a ruby on the head, it will give you bragging rights to everypony you meet, it will follow your every command.", said Flam talking like a salesman.
'Who are you???!!!.', said Saikou (telepathically)
"Did it just talk?", asked a random background pony.
"Yes it did! We trained it every day to talk like that.", said Flim obviously lying.
'What are you doing with me!?'
"Now let's start the bid.", said Flim. He just wanted to get out of Canterlot before the guards come and arrest them for animal abuse.
"20 bits!"
"50 bits!"
"130 bits!"
"You won't die a bloody death!"
Everypony and Saikou looked over at a very pissed off mare with a knife in her hoof.
"I'm sorry, what???!!!", yelled Flim and Flam simultaneously.
"That "cat" belongs to my best friend. Now give it back!", yelled the, strangely, cute mare, who was going to strangle someone.
"Well tell your "friend" that he/she must pay over 130 bits to have it back.", said Flam with an impatient tone to it. Surprisingly the mare started to break into laughing. She also dropped the knife.
"What's so funny?", said Flim with a threatening tone to it.
"That is a "new species" my ass. It has been discovered about 16 years ago."
"Well I still want it.", said a background pony.
"Well then I just have to... Saikou use Psychic.", yelled the unknown mare. Saikou easily ripped through the chains using Psychic.
"Quick Brother pin it down.". yelled Flam. Flim easily pinned Saikou down with his magic, but the unknown mare logged the knife into Flim's neck. Blood was spewing everywhere.
"Brother!", yelled Flam
"Quick Saikou, run!"
'Already 1 step ahead of you, Rui'
"So you finally figured out my name? Took you long enough.", scoffed Rui. Both were out in a flash, leaving all the background ponies in shock.
