Ponytas, ponytas everywhere
Eevee woke up on cobblestone with a bunch of weird ponytas in front of his face. There were pink, purple, green, red, blue, orange, yellow, and so many other colors, but none of them had fire manes.
Eevee put his paw up to his head. It was throbbing. Ow... What did I do?
"Aw," a ponyta said, "he's so cute!"
"But brown foxes don't exist... Do they?"
"I don't think so."
"Who cares! Where do I get one?!"
"Yeah! I want one too!"
Why would a Pokemon, want a Pokemon!? The thought bewildered Eevee. The voices got louder and more demanding. Why, in the name of Arceus, would these ponytas want me?!
"Excuse me," he heard a soft voice say. "Um, excuse me?"
He heard a sigh. "EXCUSE ME!!!!" All of the ponytas jumped except for a buttercream yellow winged ponyta, the one that had screamed.
"Can't you see you're scaring him," she fumed. "You, ponies, befrienders of all species for that matter, are scaring this poor, innocent creature! How dare you!" She turned towards Eevee. "Are you okay, little guy?"
"V-vee (Y-yeah)," Eevee said. Wow... She's one pretty ponyta. Wait, didn't she call the weird ponytas 'ponies?' What kind of Pokemon is a 'pony?'
"Would you like to come home with me," she asked. Then, Eevee received her thoughts. "I just want to get you away from here before you get mauled. Trust me. You are not the first cute creature to be fought over."
"Eevee (Sounds good)! Vee ee (Let's leave)," Eevee responded. The winged ponyta nodded, and Eevee leapt onto her back.
"Oh my," she exclaimed. "It seems he wants to stay with me. Sorry, everypony." Wait, is she..? She is! By Arceus! She's sweet-talking them into not fighting over me! The winged ponyta was now walking towards a specific destination. A cottage by a forest.
"Oh! I almost forgot. My name's Fluttershy, in case you wanted to know."
Eevee nodded.
Wait a minute, Eevee thought. Where are my siblings!? Please be safe...
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Sylveon had woken up to an awful headache and... cupcakes!!
Oh... Sweet, sweet cupcakes. You are my best friend. Arceus, thank you for sending me to paradise. That's when she noticed a pink cupcake with pink frosting with pink sprinkles.
By Arceus' love, if I'm not in heaven, I don't now where I am. Sylveon creeped over to perfect cupcake. A few sniffs later, she had taken the first bite. Yup, I'm in heaven.
She took another bite, and was going for a third when she heard a giggle.
Her ears twitched. How dare a petty giggle interrupt her cupcake time!
Another giggle coming from... A few more ear twitches... From above!
Sylveon looked up and saw...
"Syl! Syl syl (OMG! You're a pink ponyta with pink everything!)," Sylveon exclaimed.
The pink ponyta giggled, "I know I'm pink, and you are too, ya' know!"
"Syl sylveon (Why thank you for noticing)!" Sylveon batted one of her ribbons and struck an adorable pose!
"Aww! You're so cute," the pink ponyta said. "By the way, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm gonna call you..." She tapped her chin. She pointed her hoof upwards while smiling brilliantly. "... Sylveon! I shall call you Sylveon!"
"Syl syl sylveon syl (What a coincidence! That's my name!)!"
"No way!"
"Syl sylveon veon (Hey, got any more of those pink cupcakes?)?"
"Do I?!"
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Glaceon woke up to... Cloths, cloths, and more cloths!
Whoever made these has the most fabulous style I've ever seen! Wow, that certainly says a lot coming from me...
Her head throbbed. Wait... Didn't she and her siblings fall asleep in a forest? How'd she get here? And where were her brothers and sisters?!
Oh no... Where's Eevee?! He's so young! Oh no, oh no, oh no!
"*Gasp* Wow," a small voice said. "You're beautiful..." Glaceon turned around to see... A tiny, white rapidash with a pink and lilac mane that wasn't made of fire? What?
"Rarity!!" Powerful voice for such a tiny rapidash, Glaceon thought. What's a 'Rarity?'
"One moment, Sweetie Bell-el-el!!" A white rapidash with a gorgeous mane, that wasn't made of fire, trotted in but froze at the sight of Glaceon.
"Rarity," the tiny rapidash that Glaceon had guessed was 'Sweetie Belle' said, "can we keep it, pleeeaaaasse!!!"
"Why, I never would've thought I would be called 'it,' of all things! I am a lady and..."
-The next part of Glaceon's monologue had to be censored out in case a younger audience is reading this. Thank you!-
But Rarity and Sweetie Belle only heard: "Gla gla glaceon gla gla!! Gla glaceon gla gla glaceon glaceon!! Glaceon glaceon gla gla gla glaceon ceon!! *Harrumph*"
Glaceon turned her nose upwards, clearly offended.
"Um," Rarity said. "I'm sorry if we got off to a bad start. May we start over? Oh, but before that, tap the ground once to say you're male or twice to say you're female."
Glaceon tapped the ground twice.
Rarity smiled. "Well, miss, I am Rarity, and this is Sweetie Belle...
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Jolteon woke up with magenta eyes in front of his face.
Jolteon jumped and shouted, "Eeee (Ahhh)!!!"
The eyes jumped back revealing a cyan, winged ponyta with a non-flaming, rainbow mane and tail, and the ponyta screamed, "Ahhh!!!!"
Then they both screamed, "EEEEE/AHHHH!!!!!"
Jolteon gawked at the strange ponyta with wings, but he twitched his ears when he heard a groan beside him.
Jolteon jerked his head towards his left, towards the noise. It was his sister, Vaporeon.
Vaporeon groaned again, but she groggily opened his eyes.
"Va va (What? Where?)," she asked. "Va va vaporeon (what happened to our Pokemon pile, and why aren't we in the forest?)?"
The rainbow ponyta blinked. "What?"
"Jolt jolteon (Whoa! What!)," Jolteon exclaimed. "Jol jolteon jolt (How can you speak human?!)?!"
"Okay, Rainbow Dash. Step 1: Go to Fluttershy's place. Step 2: Don't do anything stupid or not awesome. Okay, Dash? Okay, Rainbow. Let's go."
"Jol jolt (Was she talking to herself?)?"
"Vapor (Yup.)."
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Flareon winced as his head throbbed. But then the smell hit him.
Do I smell what I think I smell? Is it my favorite fruit?
Flareon looked up at the trees around him.
It is. It's the smell of...
A voice, with a southern-twang, interrupted his thoughts with a song, "Apples, apples, apples! Ooh__ It is time to buck some apples! Buck a tree here, and buck a tree 'dare. Apples, apples, apples!"
Flareon froze. This was one messed up ponyta. It spoke human, and it wasn't colored like a ponyta at all. And... Was it wearing a hat?
Hmm... She's kinda pretty in a rustic way...
"What in Equestria..? What in tarnation is that!?" The ponyta was staring straight at him, fearfully yet angrily.
Flareon began to tremble. Save me, Arceus.
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Espeon woke up, frightened by the strange warmth surrounding her. It was soft but not soft like her siblings' furs. Her eyes snapped open.
Well... This is, and will forever be, the weirdest scene I will ever witness.
Espeon watched a winged, lavender rapidash with a non-fire, navy blue mane with two stripes of pink and violet. The rapidash was speaking to Umbreon... And Umbreon was actually listening.
Well, that's a first.
"... I see," the winged rapidash said. "So, that purple cat-like creature is your sister, Espeon, you are Umbreon, and you have more siblings?"
"Bre breon (Yes, that is all correct.)," Umbreon said.
"May I take you to a friend of mine?"
"Bre bre (Sure. Why not?)."
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Leafeon watched the buttercream, winged ponyta trot to the cottage with his brother.
Leafeon slowly crept towards the winged ponyta cautiously. He had to get his little brother back.
"—and you're name is Eevee? Did I get it all," the ponyta asked.
"Ee eevee (Yup, you did.)," Eevee said cheerfully.
"Oh, you poor thing! I'd be worried sick if I lost my brothers and sisters! If you want me to, I'll help you search for them."
"Ee ee (R-really? You'd do that? Thank you so, Fluttershy!)."
"Oh, it's no problem. I'd be happy to help."
Oh... Maybe my baby brother isn't in trouble after all, Leafeon thought.