Chapter 1
Eric Keller opened the light pink door to his hotel room ducking his head through the short doorway. After the past day in Ponyville, he’d gotten use to the...unique design the architecture had. He took off his black overcoat and began to hang it on the coat rack next to the door, until he realized there was no coat rack. He lurched forward to catch the coat slipping to the floor. The countless knocks he took to the head or things he’d knocked over had eventually forced him to conform, but the lack of commonplace objects in Equestria still threw him for a loop. However, he was far from hating the place.
The date was April 13th, 2009. Equestria was discovered accessible on December 2nd, 1998 in a supernatural plane that was hard to explain or understand to both science and layman alike. Since that day, both humans and Equestrians have communicated with each other, trading cultures and goods between the ethereal border. A few select times, humans have ventured into Equestria and vice versa. Most had just been expeditions to see the others’ populace or architecture, but certain times, like the one Eric was participating in, was for a more economical reason.
The specific reason Eric Keller had venture into Ponyville was for his job. He worked for a company that runs a few orchards around America, and had been wanting to expand their business beyond their countries boundaries, and they figured that Equestria was a good place to start. Eric was among the team that worked on negotiations with other companies, or, more fitting now, other species. He couldn’t exactly disagree, since every other employee thought the same, so he decided to go with the flow. He didn’t know that he would be going in alone.
He had just returned from a long negotiation with a group of ponies known locally as the Apple family, that ran an expansive territory of apple trees, and supplied the surrounding towns. Eric’s company wished to purchase a small portion of trees that would be transported from Equestria to Earth. It sounded like a simple idea, but negotiation was anything but. A tough, yet honest work horse, or pony, (Eric didn’t know what to refer to them as, seeing as they barely even looked like equines) that he had conversed with by the name of Applejack was not by any means ignorant to business discussions. However, her mannerisms along with the terminology she used confused Eric. Apparently, everyone in Equestria enjoyed making horrid horse puns, so outlandish to Eric, in fact, that he had to contain himself from laughing at any given moment. In a serious business discussion, laughing while the other party is trying to explain something is not a very advisable action.
Those incidents, combined with the culture shock and every piece of architecture and machinery being near unusable to him put him in a less than ecstatic mood. To make matters even better, the negotiation led nearly nowhere, seeing as Applejack seemed to firmly believe that they were going to use ‘harmful unicorn digging methods’ to move the trees to Earth, while in fact every bit of land would stay in Equestria, however only the rights would belong to Eric’s company. Eric didn’t want to feel frustrated, but the large difference in technology made some things hard to understand between the two species.
At least the newspapers he loved to read were something Equestria had. There were no televisions, no electronic forms of entertainment, leaving Eric to fend for himself to stave off the boredom. He visited the library, but some green creature vaguely resembling a small dragon kept knocking books off of shelves, and the owner of library kept suggesting books on Medieval Equestrian Warfare, which sounded anything but appealing to Eric.
On the trip back to the hotel, however, there were a few stores featuring ‘alternative’ entertainment that Eric had passed by. The childish design of Ponyville had made him forget that there were still burlesque sides of the people. Or ponies. The internet had already been filled with pornographic content of these beings, so Eric was not new to the concept. The residents were definitely cute in some aspects, but he hadn’t really seen them in a sexual light.
However, after a long dry spell and a day of frustration, it wouldn’t take much to appease Eric. Seeing as there was no Internet in Equestria, nor television, there was only two possible ways to fulfill his desires; a pitiful date date with Rosy Palmer and her five sisters, or a peruse through some ‘advertisements’ in the local paper.
Eric sat down on the wide yet short bed, seeing as there were no chairs in the room, and stared at the white and black stack of papers in his hands. After a very short contemplation, he tore open the pages to the last few.
An eyebrow lifted on his forehead. There were many pages featuring escorts of all kinds. Stallions, mares, both, dragons, griffins; there were at least five pages packed with advertisements of all kinds of ‘companions.’ Disconcerting, but not exactly unexpected. After browsing through them, Eric found one in particular that stood out.
It was a picture of a unicorn. Through the slight grain of the newspaper, he couldn’t tell exactly the color of her mane or coat, but the light gray led him to believe she was a lighter color. She lay on her side, looking at the viewer with a sultry gaze.
The ad read, “One Hot Minuette~ An all night ‘visit,’ and I’m willing and able to fulfill any desires for both stallions and mares alike. Call me at 245-4 for details.”
This sounded interesting. Not many other ads featured a picture of their provider. Eric stared and the nightstand by the bed that held the hotel phone. Upon renting the room, he was told he could make outside calls as well. Flicking his eyes between the ad and the phone, he seriously contemplated his choice. Was he going to put down possibly a large sum of money to do something he can solve himself? Was he going to pay a large sum of money to have sex with a creature that humanity still doesn’t fully comprehend yet?
Of course I am, he thought to himself as he picked up the phone.
***
A knocking at the door caused Eric to jump slightly. He had been sitting on the bed flipping through the uneventful articles in the newspaper. He stood up slowly, straightened out his shirt and ruffled his short black hair. He had the necessary bits that he converted when he arrived in Equestria in a manilla envelope on the nightstand. He was nervous, understandably so, but he wasn’t anxious because of the escort he hired. This was an Equestrian mare, a creature vaguely resembling a mammal found on Earth. This was not the human women he would flirt with on occasion,
Eric approached the door, and steeled himself for what was to come. I made a good decision, this is a good decision.
He opened the door, and looked out at eye level as he saw...
Nothing.
“Well, you weren’t kidding when you said you were a different customer.”
Eric, following the cliche, looked left, looked right, and then looked down.
“How’s the weather up there?”
Eric coughed as he step aside to let the mare inside.
“You’re my first human customer, you know. I wonder what you’ve got in store for me.” The escort mare calling herself ‘Minuette’ sauntered into the room. Her coat was a light blue, and her eyes were a much darker, almost deep sea blue. Her two-toned blue and white mane was cut short, stopping at the nape of her neck, and resembling a popular brand of human toothpaste. There was something familiar about her to Eric. The way she carried herself, and the sexy tone she held were different, but she definitely rang a few bell.
After placing some sort of bag on the nightstand, she turned to face Eric, who was still standing by the door, and sat on her flanks.
“The, um, payment i-is right where you put your stuff,” Eric tried to keep his cool and talk fluidly, but a stutter escaped.
“You nervous, handsome?” Minuette stood up and gazed at him with large eyes. She slowly walked up to him, not breaking her stare.
“You shouldn’t be, you know. I’ve been doing this for a while now, and I’ve seen all sorts of customers. You’re quite well mannered, at least so far.”
Eric was about to respond until a realization flew into his head.
“You’re the town dentist, aren’t you? Colgate, right?”
“Looks like my secret is out, How did you know?” Her horn on her forehead shone, and the door behind Eric closed.
“You don’t want anyone to hear us, do you? You might be a bit too loud.”she stated as she sauntered towards him with an exaggerated sway to her hips. Minuette wasn’t very tall; her head reached Eric’s stomach, and her face was dangerously close to his genitals. He couldn’t tell if it was on purpose or not.
“I’m known among my customers to have no gag reflex at all. I can take even the biggest, if you know what I mean. You sure I won’t make you yell?”
Eric gulped. Every Equestrian he spoke to was very respectful and polite, so it was strange to him to hear one talking so lewdly.
“I don’t think you have to worry about that,” Eric moved away from Colgate, or ‘Minuette,’ and approached the bed. “This is my first time with a, uh, pony, so…”
“There’s a first time for anything, right?” Minuette flicked her tail left and right as she followed Eric to the bed. “So, are you going to take off your pants, or do I have to?”
“I’m sorry, this is just a bit...awkward,” Eric coughed as Minuette took it to her self to grab his trouser’s latch and tug it with her teeth. Next, the zipper. His black slacks hit the floor, and Eric gingerly kicked them away.
“Shush, you've done enough talking for tonight,” Minuette took her front legs and pushed Eric back onto the bed behind him. “Now take off that underwear and let me show you this mouth I've been bragging about.”
Eric did as he was told, slipping off his plain boxers and tossing them with the abandoned trousers. He wasn't yet erect, most likely due to the fact that this was a creature before him about to perform sexual acts on him, and not the human females he had known and become accustomed to. He laid along the length of the bed, and Minuette joined him, face mere inches from Eric’s crotch.
Minuette noticed Eric's pitiful excuse for an erection. “Are you older than you look, or am I not as sexy as I think?” She pouted and nudged the head with her soft hoof, and it flopped to the left, still flaccid.
“It's not that you're not, uh, it's just I've never, you know, er, had sex with a ho-uh, pony before,” Eric wasn't normally shy when it came to intimacy, however the only things he had ever been intimate with were women, not pastel creatures vaguely resembling ponies.
“Yes, yes, you've said that before, but you called me here, so obviously you're looking to try some new things. I've come across some difficult customers before, so I think I can handle some erectile problems,” Minuette took her tongue and started from the bottom, all the way to the top of the shaft, and slipped her lips over the shaft. In the next second, she slid his cock into her throat, stopping at the base.
“Oh!” Eric flinched as he felt his head being caressed by the wet flesh in her throat. Minuette neither choked nor gagged as his dick hardened in her mouth. She began to bob up and down, pulling her lips to the head and then sinking back down the hilt.
Eric laid his head back onto the hotel bed as Minuette worked on his cock. He peeked at the blue coated mare fellating him; he didn't know what to think about her. When she first showed up at his hotel room, he was worried he had made a horrible mistake. After all, it was a pony that he was going to have sex with, not another human. It wasn't technically bestiality, since they had thought and emotion and all the things that humans have, with a little extra. He still felt strange, being deep-throated by a dentist pony gone escort.
While he was looking down his nose at her, Minuette looked back up at him with her large blue eyes. If she wasn't slurping at his dick, Eric would have thought her the pinnacle of innocence.
He locked eyes with her, almost transfixed. As her head moved along his cock, her eyes stayed focused onto his. Eric felt that if Minuette had the ability to smile at that point, she would have.
Eric felt his face go red, and quickly looked to the ceiling. If he could sleep around with human women with confidence, how could he not do the same with these ponies?
Eric let out a forceful sigh, and closed his eyes. He didn’t find the sight of the creature sucking him off appalling, but it was definitely a unique sight. Eventually, he figured that what she delivered was more important than her biological status. After all, he was the one that called her to his hotel room, and he was curious about these ponies in all aspects.
As he was reassuring himself that this was a proper course of action, an ethereal feeling made him jolt and look down at Minuette again.
She looked back at him with her deep blue eyes as the horn on her forehead lit up a sparkling, seemingly weightless hue matching her coat.
This hue surrounded Eric's balls, and while it did not seem to move at all, to Eric it felt as if the softest velvet caressed his balls, all the while lightly vibrating. Eric had never felt this sensation, he'd never met a woman willing to service his testicles, minus just holding them. His toes curled as he suppressed a moan and clutched at the bedding.
Minuette lifted her head from Eric’s cock, a line of saliva trailing from her lower lip.
“Did you know that this is a battle spell?” she explained with a smile. “If you lower the intensity, you just get some warmth and a little bit of vibration. If I were to put some more magic into it...” she trailed off, leaving only a coy, yet intimidating smile.
Eric was not one to be aroused by danger. “Please don't,” he gulped.
She chuckled lightly. “Don't worry, I'm not going to do that to you. I want you to enjoy this as much I am.” The warmth of the magic spread across his dick and all Eric could do was lay back down onto the bed and let the waves of pleasure do their work.
Just as thoughts of unfortunate arcane accidents filled his head, Minuette spoke up.
“Who knew humans tasted so good? I think I found my new favorite customer,” Minuette said while smiling at Eric. Before he could say anything. she yet again she downed his cock with no trouble, and bobbed up and down his shaft.
Eric lifted a shaking right hand. Sometime, possibly a by college friend, he was told that unicorns’ horns were sensitive, enough so that they found them being touched or rubbed pleasurable. Hoping this was true, he grasped her horn, rubbing the pointed end with his thumb.
The noise Minuette made was not one of disapproval, so Eric decided to venture farther. He had gotten himself this far deep, so what was a little more push?
Eric pulled down on the horn, wishing to manually guide Minuette along his dick. She apparently took the hint, and gave no resistance. Eric pulled up and down on her horn, pushing his dick up every time she reached the base. He tugged faster, thrusting a bit more with every pump, eventually pulling his dick all the to her lips, and then thrusting it back down her throat. She did not object, she did not pull back; Minuette let Eric thrust his dick in her mouth.
The soft flesh of her mouth, the walls of her throat, and her tongue rolling on his head coupled with the vibration from the spell gave him the best fellatio experience he would ever have. He brought his left hand to the side of her face to get more grip, and shoved harder. He forgot his worries, he no longer cared that this was a mystical creature; he focused on the pleasure she brought, and how well she did it.
“I’m gonna sit up. Can I do that?” A light ‘mmf’ and a slight nod was the confirmation he needed. As he paused the pumping but didn’t remove his dick from her mouth, he rose to his knees and continued the process. The sound of his crotch slapping against her face almost drowned out Eric’s panting.
Eric felt the semen build up inside him. He was going to cum soon, and he was going to let it out in her throat.
“I'm gonna cum, is it okay if I let it out inside?” Minuette's answer seemed to be to join in the thrusting; she pushed in when Eric pulled her closer and wrapped her lips tighter around the shaft. Eric leaned forward, careful not to pierce himself the horn he was still grasping, and let his semen fill her throat.
Minuette took the lines of seed, letting them hit the back of her throat and go down into her stomach. Swallowing, she pulled her head back off of Eric's dick, not a trace of semen left. Eric slumped down, leaning onto his feet and lowering his head, panting and sweating.
“It's been a while since I've had a customer do that,” Minuette wiped the trail of saliva off of her lip with her hoof. “And I don't believe I've ever had a customer grab my horn before. How did you know that horns are unicorns' weak spot?” It seemed every time she spoke, it was in a coy and suggestive tone. How someone could keep that up all the time, Eric did not know.
“I guess I have some kinky friends,” Eric sighed. “I didn't overstep any boundaries, did I?
“I don't believe you can overstep my boundaries, Eric,” Minuette leaned towards Eric's still erect penis, and stroked it lightly with a hoof. “what else do you want to do tonight?”
Eric, now fully embracing the experience and milking it for all it could be worth, sat up and leaned in on Minuette. “Any customer ever asked for anal?
“Hah, which one?” Minuette chuckled. “I'll do it though. Not many other mares will, but I don't think many like this as much as I do. How about we skip the chit-chat and get straight to it then, huh?” Minuette brought her flanks in the air, waving it in Eric's face, her tail brushing his scruffy chin.
“Let's.” Eric picked up the lubricant out of the bag of ‘utensils’ Minuette had placed on the nightstand earlier, and covered his dick in it. Wasting no time, Eric immediately rose back onto his knees, slid all of his cock into her ass. She didn't flinch or groan, and he could fit inside of her with no trouble, despite being of small stature. He held both of her cheeks in his hands, feeling the soft coat covering them. Minuette tucked her front legs under her, letting her rump rise farther in the air, allowing Eric to get better leverage. He leaned into her and began to thrust.
Fearing she would be uncomfortable, he started out slow, easing in and out of her ass.
“This all you have? Maybe I did tire you out...” Minuette teased, “Come on, I want some more of you.”
Feeling a bit of a challenge in her statement, Eric quickened his pace, pulling his knees together to get a better angle. Minuette's anal cavity seemed to wrap tightly around Eric's dick, feeling as if her ass was untouched by any other dick than his. The force of his thighs slapping against her flanks caused them to jiggle, leaving ripples along the coat. Eric squeezed them, feeling the soft blue coat bend and fold under his fingers.
Minuette pushed her hips back into Eric's every thrust, not leaving all the work to him. He squeezed the flanks harder as he pounded her hole, getting lost in the pleasure. He bent over Minuette’s back, her tail bending under his stomach.
“What do you have in store for me, big boy?” she moaned as Eric’s face came in close to hers. Taking one hand away from her flanks, he grasped her horn yet again.
“Ahhn, you sure this is your first time with a unicorn?” Minuette’s head pulled back as Eric tugged on the horn, rubbing it as if it were an erect penis. Eric removed his other hand from her ass and brought it to her vagina, stuffing two fingers inside and using his thumb to service the clitoris. It didn’t feel very different from a human vagina, so he felt confident in his abilities.
“Oh, you’ve got to call more often, Eric,” Minuette squealed. Eric felt her legs trembled slightly as he swiftly fingered her, his thumb circling her her clit. She was soaked, and in no time her juices were dripping down his wrist. His thrusts became longer now; he pulled out all the way to the head and brought it all the way in, so fast that by the time the ripple along her ass cheeks faded, another one was not to far behind it.
Eric’s panting, Minuette’s squeaking and the slapping of skin against coat drowned out all other noise, and the two though only of the pleasure they were engaging in. Eric felt the familiar build up of an orgasm, and did not hold back. Pressing his front against Minuette’s back, he let loose a stream of thick semen, more forceful than the last. He truly forgot his worries and concerns. It didn’t matter about the appearance. Minuette was enough of a woman than any other, possibly more so.
He didn’t dare stop the flow now. Without pause, he tugged her backwards, landing on his back and holding Minuette on his chest. Her front legs folded over her body and her back legs crossed over one another.
“You’ve got a lot more in you than I thought,” Minuette said between gasps. Her head was fixed in place from Eric’s hand firmly grasping her horn, beating it off furiously, almost as fast and hard as he was fingering her. He thrusted his cock into her ass as if he hadn’t already came twice. Eric knew not where this newfound vigor came from, but he didn’t care to question it at the time.
Using his heels ground into the hotel bed, he had enough leverage to easily fuck her, however all the work was now up to him, but he didn’t care. Between the horn being jacked off and her sopping vagina being stuffed with his fingers, Minuette had more than enough pleasure. Eric could feel her tremble and shiver, coupled with a rising of squealing and moaning meaning she had already orgasmed.
“Don’t stop, Eric, dear Celestia, don’t stop!” Minuette laid a hoof on the hand fingering her, pushing down on it as if begging to go deeper, to which he obliged.
Eric pulled both hands from both horn and muff, and before Minuette could voice her displeasure, flipped her around so that their chests were against one another. Though surprised, she followed his lead, bringing her back legs to either side of him, front legs laid on his shoulders. Now Eric’s thrusting was assisted by Minuette bouncing her ass on his dick. Eric used the hand dripping with her juices to grasp her tail, using it to guide Minuette along his cock.
The two looked into one another’s eyes, sparks of lust flaring between them. Any other feeling, thought, or sensation other than what they were trading were insignificant; the only thing that mattered was the throe of passion and adultery they were in.
While being lost in Minuette’s eyes, he could feel the wave yet again. For the finale, he spun them around, so the he was on top. Still looking into her eyes, he put all his remaining stamina into pounding her ass. Minuette hooked the joint of her back legs onto Eric’s back, pulling her groin up when Eric wound up for a thrust.
Eric grabbed at her horn for the final time, not pulling or tugging, only rubbing his thumb over the tip. Minuette used her hooves to pull Eric’s face to hers, and locked her lips with his. He didn’t expect the kiss at all, but did not falter in kissing back. Eric poured his seed into Minuette one last time as their tongues wrapped around each other.
Eric pulled away, and slumped to Minuette’s side. The two panted heavily, staring at the wooden ceiling.
“I’ve had a lot...of fun customers, but you, Eric...you were a good one.” Minuette said slowly with a few pauses in between the words.
“That’s nice to know, Colg-, I mean, Minuette.”
“No, no that’s fine...you can call me by my real name...you know...you’re the only customer that I really like,” Colgate rolled over to face Eric, and he gingerly looked back. She had a glazed look in her eye as if she were fighting off sleep. “Like, really liked. You’re... you’re cute, I should say.”
Eric didn’t know how to respond to being called ‘cute’ by an escort he just had copious amounts of sex with. Before he could voice this indifference, she groggily spoke up.
“I had a long day at the clinic today, I’m gonna take this opportunity to...sleep,” the words trailed off as she closed her eyes, and slipped into unconsciousness.
Eric smiled to himself. I tired her out? One would think someone who participated in promiscuous activities on a weekly basis wouldn’t tire so easily. Maybe the excitement of a new kind of customer had as much of an impact on Colgate as it did Eric.
Eric flicked the lamp by his bedside off, covering the room in darkness. Letting the exhaustion of the day take him over, he faced Colgate and closed his eyes, quickly sinking into restful sleep.