(FULLY EDITED 'u' GIVE IT A CHANCE IF YOU WANT :V) Yaiba goes to Equestria to kill Del Gonzo,but he find himself in a pony body and in a zombie outbreak.
I KNOW THE GAME IS BAD, BUT GIVE THIS STORY A CHANCE
Author Note: Okay First of all,this is my first fanfiction in my life and if you find something wrong please tell me,my English is good but not perfect.
When Miss Monday tell Yaiba that she discovered that Del gonzo is alive and in a place called Equestria, he go to this world and find himself in a pony form and in a girly world covered in death, chaos and zombies. And when Yaiba receives a offer to bring Six little ponies to location for mystery motives, he only accepts because the reward will be power enough power to kill a god, and he was going to use this power to kill the one who killed him...twice. Ryu Hayabusa, and then he kill Del Gonzo. Maybe in not in this order, but he will kill both
Contain Spoiler about Yaiba Ninja Gaiden Z obviously
2° Author Note: No, no one of your favorite ponies will die or something like this. And why I chose Yaiba and not Ryu?Simple,Yaiba Kamikaze is one of my favorite characters in the gamer world,and I admit,the game ''Yaiba Ninja gaiden Z'' is not the best of the ninja gaiden franchise,but I liked the game and the character,so yeah,enjoy.
My name is Yaiba Kamikaze. Ninja slayer, badass, cyborg ninja and the one who is going to kill Hayabusa. Now, shut up while a tell you some background.
After I killed Alarico del Gonzo, head of Forge Industries and also a huge dick (making him a dickhead, hehe) and Miss Monday create the cure to the zombie plague, by seeing my memories of when I saw the book from the guy who study this shit or something, we waited a couple of months until the government pay a good price for it. When they money came, we were swimming in cash, but only she used the money, because the only thing I bought with it was Sake and some hookers, and she doesn't liked the way I spent 'my' money, so she don't allowed me to use it anymore, but I didn't care about it, because if I wanted something, I just go there and take it, and you know why? Because a can. After 1 month, I cut contact with Monday ,but we still have some talks...rarely.
What happened to us after this? Miss Monday now is one of the most rich people in the world and she live like a god in one big ass apartment (Don't ask why a apartamnet and not a mansion), but I hear she have her own laboratory where she do some crazy and, probably, illegal experiments. And I? Well, I still trying to find that mothefucker, cock sucker, bitch ass ninja called Ryu Hayabusa and kill the bitch out of him, and finally have my revenge. The hard part is to fucking find him, but I'm not going to give up. When I find him, is going to be so goddamn good.
After some completely boring months, Monday contact me after a long time without even hearing her voice. She told me that discovered that Del Gonzo is alive somehow and in someplace call Equestria (a stupid name if you asked me). I ask her how I could get there to kill that bastard myself (because I won't let that asshole live, and also, it was her who stealed the pleasure of finishig him) but she tell me that this place didn't exist in our universe, which made me angry AND confuse, but then she said she can transport me there. She said some more shit about it, but I didn't care, but after she said the words 'Ryu Hayabusa' and 'Be there' I start to run even faster to get this shit started as soon as possible.
This is how everything started, but not how it ends (duh), because this time, I WILL kill del Gonzo once and for all, and in the moment I FIND that gimp suit asshole, I won't give him time to move, or even breath, and if I don't find him there, I just hunt him down like always, because the fun is in the hunt.
Yaiba was running and jumpimg from building by building, in direction to Monday's apartment. He stop in a building and start looking around ''Okay, Yaiba, just think in a place where she definitly lives'' He stop looking when he found what he was looking for '' Bingo''
The Building was huge and...expensive. It was a apartment house with 50 floor and the top floor was the best, by the looks of it, and is definitly were Monday is. Jumlijg very high, Yaiba launchs his cyborg arm to grab the building and have some balance to start climb, and when he hit the building, he started the climb. Thanks to his ninja (slayer) skills, he made it to the top floor where he stop to catch his breath ''I *breathes* fucking hate *breathes* huge *breathes* buildings'' After catching his breath he looked around the are of the top floor. Aparently, it was pool area, with beach chairs and other things. Walking to the door that leaded inside, he tried to opened but it was looked, so, he had a idea "Knock knock..." He kick opened the door "...bitch, hehehe"
Walking inside, he make os way from the kitchen to the main room, where Yaiba looked around with a grin under his mask and whistle of impression, nodding "Nice digs" The place had a big Tv, a big red sofa, and looking back at the kitchen he notice how it was kickass. Deciding to get back at busines, he called from the woman of the hour "MONDAY, I'M HERE" He called from her and he waited with arms crossed, and adter waiting, no answer came "MONDAY, WHERE ARE YOU!" He called from her again, but no answer came. After hesting with more attention, he heared a sound of water falling, ane then he see this sound coming from a room "Awesome, a girl in a shower" He said sarcasticly. Walking to the sofa, he threw himself in it "Well might as well watch something while waiting" With the Tv's controler in hand, he trurn on the television and start chasing something to watch.
*Click* ''And if you see right here, you can notice...''
''Boring'' *Click*
''Now, a new episode of Family Guy.''
''I prefer The Simpsons'' *Click*
"Now, a live show from One Direc..." *Click
"FUCK. THAT" Yaiba said furious. And continued to search for something, but then gave up and turn off "Booring" He said looking at the cealing. Felling something in his lap, he look to see what ot was and...
"Au au..." It was a dog. A chihuahua, to be exactly, and he wasn't happy to see him "Grrr"
"Ahhh, look at you" Yaiba said with a friendly, and stupid, voice, making fun of him "You are so small and so FUUUUUUCK" Suddendly, the dog attacked him and start bitting his neck "GET TE FUCK OOOUCH" Getting up and trying to get the dog out of him, he started to bump into stuff and trip in something, falling on the floor.
''Wendy, I already told you to not bite male invaders on their necks'' A voice said to the dog "It's to bite them in the dick'' It was Monday and she didn't change a bit ''Come here, my little baby'' She said and crouching and extendig her arm, and the dog let Yaiba go and run to her arms happy.
After some deep breath, Yaiba say ''Was about time" He said angry and getting up ''Why did you took so long?''
''None of your matter'' She said while petting the dog.
Yaiba simply sigh ''Whatever, just tell already what I want to know. How the fuck I'm going to kill Del Gonzo"
Monday look to him with a grin ''Follow me, I explain soon" she said walking to the door.
Yaiba follow her, simply thinking I just hope it's worth
Chaos is enough to summarize the situation of Ponyville. Fire, screams, and, of course, zombies. They were the cause of the pandemonioum. They started to rise from the ground and the chaos started. Royal guards were already in the area, escourting ponies out of the area and defeating the zombies.
"Let's go girls" Twilight Sparkle said to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, who were following her. They were helping the guard in finding the remaining survivers and escourting them back to Sugarcube Corner, that is now a safe zone, thanks to a spell.
"Girls!" They heard Rainbow Dash voice, and see her flying at them and hugging them "Thanks, Celestia. I was so worry"
"We too, silly" Pinkie said.
Letting them from the hug, Twilight say "We were looking for you? Were was you?"
"I was going to look for you guys, but when I found some pegasus needing some help, I needed to do something" She said "Also, I knew you girls was going to be fine, but, were are the others?"
"In Sugarcube Corner" Twilight said "I spell is creating barrer that is blocking this monster from entering the place"
"They are al there?"
"No, just Rarity and Spike" Fluttershy said "Applejack is helping other ponies in another area"
"I just hope she is ok" Rainbow said, kinda worry "So, what do we do know?"
"We keep looking for survivers and we bring them to Sugarcube Corner"
"Well, than what are we waiting for?" Rainbow said, flapping her wings "Let's go!" And so, she and the others continue with their missions.
''So when I was bored as hell I started looking into the thing of Forge Industries,and I found a thing called ''Project New Magic Life"" Monday said while they were in a elevator, that was leading to Monday's secret lab.
''New Magic Life?" Yaiba said confused "What the hell is that. Sounds... gay'' The elevator stopped and the metal door with a key pad on the side, and Monday procced to type soemthing in it.
''From what I found, is a project where Del Gonzo gains new life in another world'' She finished typing and the metal door opened ''This world is called Equus"
Entering the lab, Yaiba saw a lot of nerd stuff. Machines, vials, robots, experiments and some other things ''So, where is and what is it Equus'' Yaiba asked, following Monday.
Monday sit in a chair and start typing something in a computer said ''From what I gathered until now, is another this world is from ankther dimension, where magic exist and is populated by other species, which I don't know what is'' She looked to Yaiba and said with a grin ''I think is going to be a surprise to both of us''.
Yaiba just sighed and said ''I dont care about the details, just tell me how do I rip the head of that asshole''
''Calm down tiger, I already made a way to you go to Equestria'' She said with a grin and get up and walked to big and squared machine, with a hole in it to someone cross "Say hello to "I better version of the one my asshole ex-boss had. Or just call it a portal" Putting her hand in it and another in the pocket of her laboratory coat.
''So, how this thing work?'' Yaiba asked, walking to it
''Simple,I just...well, I think is not going to matter since your not gonna understand. So, let's just say I done some of my magic'' Monday answer.
''Good enough for me hehehe'' he answered , and crack his knuckles "Let's fucking do this"
Activating the machine, Monday only watched the portsl opening ''Remember" She said looking to Yaiba "When you get there I still can talk with you if you need some assistance. Oh, and take this'' She give Yaiba a collar with some kind of button on it ''This will help you when you finish the job. It will take you back here, so DON'T' lose''
''Yeah, yeah" Yaiba answer, putting the collar inside his suit "Kill del Gonzo and use this thing to return. Very simple, princess''
''Good luck,vand remember: if you found the dominating species of this world'' She give Yaiba a grin ''Don't be a dick''
Yaiba simple answer while running inside ''Can't promise'' and passed trough the portal, and the next thing he notice was...he was falling ''What the...FUUUUU...'' He tried to regain balance and find a way to stop falling so fast, but he was distracted by the view of chaos in the world, and when he look to the ground he find a clean stop to crash, so to see if he can reduce the pain somehow, he close his eyes and put his cyborg arm in front of the him ''I JUST HOPE THIS WOOOORK.'' And he just waited for the impact.
"Itchy tail, Itchy tail" Pinkie suddendly said, and her friend were looking left and right to see what it was falling and *BUUUM* They heard something hit the floor with force.
"What was that?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"It's not important in the moment, c'mon!" Twilight said and continued to run.
''Shiiiiiiiiiit, this was painful'' Yaiba said getting up. He raised his head and look around and SURPRISE he found zombie, but, zombie horsed actually ''Well, this is new'' he take his cyborg arm out of the ground and get up to start the bloodbath ''Let do this shiiieett'' he fall in his back on the floor, not knowing why ''What the fuck was...that?'' He look to his feet and found...hoofs instead. He look to his arms and found the same thing, lucky to him he still have was half cyborg ''Monday gonna have to explain this to me'' trying to getting up and falling miserably, he decided to stay like a horse, and it works ''Okay Yaiba, you can do this, just kill them and try to figure it out whats happening later'' he grab his half-sword, Heartless, and to his surprise he managed to hold the sword ''Well, at least I can do this'' Looking to the zombie horsed, Yaiba simply smiled behind his mask ''Let's have some motherfucking fun,mwahahahaha''
"OPEN!" Twilight alert the guard, who opened a gap in the bubble shield created in in Sugarcube Corner. With the gap opened, she run in with her friends and 4 more survivors. Four stallions, and a female filly, who was the kid from one of the stallions. Inside the bubble, they enter the place, where they finally catch their breath "Okay, now we are safe"
"Yeah, thanks for the help" One of the stallions, a blue one with blond mane, said with a smile.
"No problem" Twilight said, and they procced to go rest somewhere *Click* they heard a camera sound and look at the other survivor they brought in, a brown one with black mane, who was taking pictures from outside
"You really are taking photos of this?" Rainbow Dash asked
"And what's the problem?" The stallion said, looking at her "I'm a freelancer, this kinda of thing is perfect to me"
"Seriously?" Twilight ask.
"Yup" The stallion said, returning to take pictures "It's faaaaaantastic"
Deciding to leave the stallion with his own bussines, they go do their own bussiness "Girls!" They heard Applejack, and see her aprouching at them "It's darn good to see you girls ok" She said hugging Twilight "Not that I doubt you girls, of course"
"It's good to see you ok, too" Twilight said.
"Yeah, I brough some survivors some minutes ago, and I'm just resting a bit with Rarity and Spike" Applejack said, looking at Rarity and Spike, who were eating cake slices and talking.
"It's nice to see they ok" Twilight said, also looking at them "We also just..." "RAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRR" Suddendly, a huge roar was heard from outside, getting the attencion of everypony inside.
"The Tartarus was that?!" The photographer pony ask.
"I have no idea" Twilight said "But I have a felling it we will discover soon" She then go check in Spike, while the others go do their own stuff.
"Hmm" The brown stallion said, stopping taking pictures "Well, might as well rest a bit" He said, trotting away from the window "Hope I find some orange juice around"
Yaiba was surrounded by dead little-horses, just was like the first time he was back from the dead. Well, minus the part that he and the zombies were little horses. He was ready to kill them, his half-sword Heartless in han...hoof, cyborg...hoof ready to smash some skulls and, and the "Kamikaze familly special" was waiting to go crazy. Now, he was with the eyes closed and waiting for the perfect opportunity, and by that he meant waiting for the death carcasses to be close. And when the time came, he opened hos eyes and started the bloodbath ''HHAAAAAAAAA...'' he's ran while cut headsof some deads in front of him. Jumping, he prepared his cyborg hoof to smash the ground ''LOOKOUT BELOW HAHAHA'' punching the ground he smashed a zombie below him and sends the others away with a shockwave ''Come on, I just getting started '' he go to one little miserable and start to cut him like no tomorrow and finished punching him and he continued the combo of punches with the other horses close to him. When he was completely surrounded, he punched the ground sending some of them away from him and let go the end of her cyborg hoof, that was connectd with a chainm and start mving it around like a crazy sonofabitch, moving them away from him ''GET OUT OF MY WAY''
''Yaiba, what's happening, you've got into a fight'' Monday called Yaiba, speaking in a 'I knew it would happen' tone.
''Busy!'' Yaiba simply said, and Monday sigh and said she is going to call him later and Yaiba returned to his murder show. But, Yaiba was noticing a problem. What problem? Balance. This little horse body was horrible to stand and fight. He was fighting to not fall while using his sword of cyborg hoof. So, he had a idea ''I just hope this works'' he put his sword in his mouth and return to kill, and this worked very well. Now he could murder dead horses AND have a good balance ''Hehehe nice'' looking around,he saw he still have work to do ''Bring on, bitch''
After a murder fest, Yaiba was breathing catching his breath and resting a bit, still pissed for being transform into a horse "Okay Yaiba'' Monday called him again "What did you get yourself...
''MONDAY, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR THIS!" Yaiba scream at hrr, not even letting her finish
''Hey hey hey, calm down your tits, man. Explain to me what happened before you scream at me''
''I don't even know how to explain'' Yaiba said, while looking at his NEW body ''I become a little horse''.
''Hold on'' said Monday and start using her keyboard "I just need to find...YES'' from nothing, a little thingy comes oit of Yaiba's cyborg hoof ''It's good that this still work. This micro camera will help me see what is the prohohoo you wasn't joking'' She said, holding her laught
"Okay, NOW that you believe me, how abut you help me'' Yaiba asked, but no response came, just little giggles "Mon.."
''Hahaha sorry hahaha Yaiba hahahaha it just hahahaha so funny this hahahaha'' she calm a bit, but almost starting to laught again ''I think is kinda the rules of this universe hehehe''
''Rules from this universe?'' said Yaiba, not liking what she said ''So, I can't stay here without being...''he gave a look to himself ''...THIS?''
''Yeah, I think'' she said while look to the horse body of Yaiba ''I knew somethijg like this would happen. Hey, nice tattoo by the way."
''Wait, wait, wait'' Yaiba said, looking directly at the camera ''You KNEWED this was gonna happen? Then why you don't said that to me,in the laboratory?'' He asked angry.
''Hey, if I told you that, you wouldn't accept the service, right?'' she said and Yaiba discount all his angry giving the ground a punch with all his might, asking a hole in the place.
''Next time, remember to EXPLAIN the fucking details, okay?!'' he said pointing to the camera with a angry face ''Or the next time I smack YOU instead of the ground, and I don't care how much you're hot''.
''Scout promise'' Monday said making the scout sign, and putting one hand in her back making a X with her fingers ''BTW, this camera have a device that, everywhere she goes, it construct a map from this plsce here, on my computer. So, if you got lost, I can guide you using it'' she explain to Yaiba, who nod ''Also, it will help me to keep a eye on you, to have sure you don't do shit.''
''And if you lost me?'' Yaiba said with a grin "My ninja skills are too good to have something following me" he said with pride.
''A plus side of you being half cyborg, is thst you have a Gps device inside you, making easy peasy to track you down'' she said with a smile ''Now let's go,you lost too mu...'' "RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR" she was interrupted by a big roar ''What the fuck was that?''
''I think is that thing" Yaiba points to a flying beast on the sky, who was... ''Coming iN MY DIRECTION!'' He tries to pull his sword, but it was too late since the beast pick him up and fly with Yaiba in it's mouth to god knows where
''Shit. And here I though that this was going to be a fast job'' she giggle and start flying with the little camera, using the Gps to find Yaiba "Better see if he didn't die...again"
