> Human Porn Censorship > by Bendy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > No More Human Porn > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Over the horizon, the sun rose slowly to mark the beginning of a new day. At the outskirts of a dark and spooky forest nestled a large medieval like town. Like your average medieval like town many of the homes were thatched houses, however there were no shanty hovels. The town in general was a lot cleaner than a medieval town, due to no corpse wagons filled with plague victims nor was there any urine thrown out from buckets into the street. Plus all of these houses had many modern appliances, such as; fridges, sinks, light bulbs, toilets, baths, computers and kegelcizers. If thy possessed a powerful nose one could possibly detect a foul smell of sweat and shame that filled the morning air of this town. If one listened carefully, they would hear a peculiar thumping sound across this town known as Ponyville. As the town's name suggests, the place was indeed populated by small sapient pastel ponies, who had forward facing, expressive, large basketball sized eyes and had a general sexfullyness of a body. They had big bubble butts and sexy facial expressions. And some how built this town, despite lacking hands. They were the cause of the foul morning air, because most of which were currently lying in bed and masturbating to rid them of their morning wood. However, for some of the horny ponies that wasn't enough. For one particular horny pony dressed as literally a ninja in black had sneaked her away down stairs into a dark basement. Carefully hidden under the carpet there was an invisible trap door, which required a password in order for it to open from an invisible keypad. Once one would have access it lead thy to a small flight of stairs into another dark basement. Where one would find two huge steel golems of a pony guarding an elevator, which lead to another dark basement deep into the earth. In this basement there was a computer placed upon a desk, which also required a password to access it. With a wicked grin on her face she took off her clothes and discarded them on the floor to reveal her sexy purple alicorn body. Like every other time she came down here she had sat her gorgeous, big, fat, bubble butt upon a black office chair in front of her computer. The keyboard, desk and screen in general was covered in dry cum stains. Her fearsome pony pussy was primed to masturbate to glorious human porn. For years of exercise on her kegelcizer assured her pony pussy was mighty. Not only that, it was a mighty magical pony pussy, which belonged to Princess Twilight Sparkle, the most smart, good and sexy nerd in all of the world. "Oh, I hope there's some new sexy human art today," the alicorn said sexfully in a low voice. With the sexy pony ready to fantasize about having sex with a handsome human male or sexy human female, she magically manipulated her half broken mouse to slowly move a human penis shaped mouse cursor across the screen, in order for her to access Hoofle Chromare. Once Hoofle Chromare was opened she scrolled the mouse to the top of the screen to access her bookmarks and clicked into her 'Human Porn' folder. Her eye twitched when something went wrong. Her favorite human and pony porn site Hands And Hooves was gone and replaced by a white screen with text and the Royal Canterlot seal above. "No! This can't be happening!" she shouted in alarm as sweat poured down her forehead. On screen her favorite the site was replaced by a message from the Royal Canterlot Cyber Security Agency, which read. 'We of the Royal Canterlot Cyber Security Agency have closed down this site for its explicit nature of the mythical creatures known as humans. Human porn is bestiality and thus is damaging to the moral fabric of society. From this day forth there shall be no more human porn allowed on the Internet.' "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" she shouted. Already hyperventilating in a panic her bloodshot eyes darted from side to side. "How am I supposed to masturbate now?" suddenly she sighed in relief. "At least I downloaded lots of human porn." Inexplicably Twilight received a notification that a message has been sent to her. She opened the message, which read. 'Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle, we of the Royal Canterlot Cyber Security Agency have found sixty five quadrillion terabytes of pornographic art, explicit stories and inappropriate videos involving humans on your computer. So by the approval of Princess Celestia we have deleted all your human porn.' "No... my human porn," she said in a low voice as tears fell down her cheeks. "Well, at least I got hard copy backups," she said in a more upbeat tone. But then... Twilight received another message, which read. 'Also we sent a group of highly trained ninjas to confiscate all your books, art, hard documents and sex toys that involve your sick human fetish.' "Impossible!" she roared. She opened a drawer below to indeed find her human sex material gone. Above her the large tree known as the Golden Oak Library had suddenly blasted high into the air whilst Twilight screamed like a banshee, before landing perfectly back into place. Other than a few missing leaves, the tree remained in mint condition. Elsewhere, a certain green minted unicorn mare was sat on a bench in a park reading a newspaper. "No more human porn? Hah, serves those amoral perverts right." Back in Ponyvile a large crowd of angry ponies holding pitchforks and torches were gathering outside the Golden Oak Library. "Give us back our human porn!" shouted Pinkie Pie on a megaphone. Shadow falls across Equestria, for in a world with no human porn, rivers shall run red with blood and a dog shall be seen eating catfood in the land.