My Little Pony: Friendship is Weapons

by EquestrianEmo

First published

The Soul Eater characters fail a huge test at the DWMA. Will they be expelled? No. Lord Death has something much more fun in mind.

Nine kids at the DWMA fail their final exams. Nothing could be worse. They're going to be expelled.

"I'm sorry, children, but you did fail the exam," Death said apolegetically, looking at his son and his friends.
"Y- you're going to expel us?" both Maka and Sakura said at the same time.
"No, I have something more fun planned!" Death replied in a jaunty voice.
"Don't make me asymmetrical!" Death the Kid warned, linking hands with Liz and Patty.
"Oh I won't." Death's hands glowed with magic and then their world faded to black.

New World ~ Death the Kid's POV

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The sun blurred into my eyes at a strange angle, but I didn't recognize anything around me. There were idiotically asymmetrical houses all around me, and I was laying on a pebble path in the middle of it all. "Liz? Patty?" I called, trying to stand up. Which didn't work out so well, considering that now I had FOUR legs to stand on (I quite wished I was a spider with eight legs). It took me a while to get the hang of standing on all fours, but now that I got the hang of it, I decided to inspect the rest of my body. I had a light grey body, with hooves on each of my legs, and both hair and a tail. My hair, as I saw in a mirror one of these creatures left outside, was the same, black with white stripes on one side. Oh, why didn't the dimension change at LEAST make is symmetrical. I had wings, and a sharp horn that could do magic at my bidding. Not too different, since in MY home world, I could use spirits to make anything. That's when I noticed something. A mark on my flanks, a soul with stripes on the left side of its head and yellow eyes.

I think I remembered this mark, didn't Doctor Stein say that it was what my soul looked like on the inside? It might have been, but regardless, his guidance meant as much as Excalibur's worthless blabber to me at that point. I didn't care, I needed to find my friends.

I turned around to see Sakura stumbling towards me, still not used to the four legs thing. She was light lavender, with glossy navy blue pigtails and peachy pink eyes. Her mark, as far as I could tell, was a battle axe with a circle shaped cage in the middle, imprisoning a kishin soul.

"Kid!" she yelled, happy to see that we were in the same dimension.

"We have to find the others," I replied in a more serious tone. She nodded as the dark clouds gathered in the sky filling the air with darkness.

There was a kishin in this dimension.

And it was after the citizens of this town.

The Great Unknown ~ Sakura's POV

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I landed in an unknown world, that with all these asymmetrical houses around me. For the moment, I thought I had broken the fourth wall and hallucinated wildly. But I noticed my friends were fallen around me too, and they were strange creatures I couldn't describe. "Am I one too?" I thought, looking around at myself. I was, in fact, one of them.

I had light, sunset-blue fur, four legs, and wings that resembled the blades on my shirt in human form. My hair was the same, dark purplish-black, tied into two symmetrical pigtails with rubber bands. I also had a tail, as I noticed, it was the same color as my hair and split into two with rubber bands.

As I looked at the tail, I realized that there was a mark on my flanks, a golden battle axe with a soul encapsulated in a cage-like circular enclosure at the top.

"G- guys?" I called, seeing the shapes meters away from me move and struggle to figure out how to walk in this world. A grey horse (I had decided that we were horses by then) with wings and a sharp horn was the first to adjust. I figured that was Kid, because I could see faint stripes in his hair. But nobody came.

It took me a while to get the courage to stand and walk around. But I did. And I would find my friends if it was the last thing I would do in this strange world.

I tripped around for a while, not knowing what to do. I was so confused at everything, this wasn't Death City at all. Finally, I got to navigating myself around for a while and trying not to fall on my face. I met Death the Kid next to a house. He was confused about the dimension his father had sent us to as well. I'm pretty sure none of us knew what the what was going on.

As I was talking, I recognized the signs.

Shaded world all around.

Grey clouds over my head.

There was a kishin in this world.

Holding Back ~ Iris's POV

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After I met with the others, I knew I had changed. I was certain, actually. I had a gold coat with little bits of fur floating in the wind here and there. My hair, or mane I guess since we decided that we were horses or something like that, was a golden brown and in my usual French braid, as was something that seemed to be a tail. I had a gold horn on my head, when I tried hard enough, it glowed and sparked coral pink. How awesome is that?

But then I noticed my haunches, or flanks, or whatever you call them. They had a mark on them. A deep purple glow that looked to be a ribbon was wrapping around the handle of an axe. A battle axe, to be exact, just like my weapon partner Sakura. What was this mark for? I wondered, not really paying attention to the conversation because my mind was reeling with questions about this world.

Anyways, like I said, I talked with my friends over by a house in this new dimension. We all tried to agree on what the meow we were doing here. But, as I guess we all noticed but I was too shocked to even care, I spotted a dark blue, foul-smelling mist creeping over the houses.

The only answer to something unexplained like this was that a kishin had somehow followed us into this world.

Or, it had originated here.

Either way, we, and the citizens of this friendly yet mysterious town, are screwed.

Unless.

Unless we save the day.