> Alicorn Fluttershy
>  by Xx soul sorrow xX
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> Move over Twilight (lol)
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	One time Fluttershy woke up and she was a alicorn. She didn't question it since she was used to surrprises in the path of life. She just got up and she went on wit her day. she fed the animals and she left. she went into town.
Flutershy wanted to sea her friend Cloudkicker. They was  friends since back in 6 grade at pegasis school.
"Hey Cloudkicker!!!!!!!" screamed fluttershy. But she wasn't no where to be seen.Then she ran away and cried since she missed her friend. Then she found a mysterious note. it was full of mystery.
Fluttershy picked up the note. She looked at it. It was mysterious, but it was just some guy's shopping list. It said "i kidmapped your friend lol Love bad guy." Fluttershy ate it.
She ran around looking for her friend. But she couldn't find it. She screamed and cried and flew. She used her new magic with a teal aura like her eye balls. She picked up rocks and stuff to look for her friend. Finally she ran down and cried and cried.
Then a pony person came up. It was Bab Seed. Fluttershy didn't know about the apple family since she wasn't related in it. But she didn't like Babs either.
"Hi Fluttershy" said Babs. She was being a bully.
Fluttershy cried and ran away. She hated the orange ones the most. Especially after Applejack and Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash ganged up on her earlier and stole her shoe. Now she hated orange people and Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy ran and ran and cried. She got stopped when her legs were tired and she had to stop. So she stopped. She sat down in the cool grass. She suddenly saw a bucket full of soap suds. It was dumb. She kicked it.
"Haha. I guess you could say I... kicked the bucket."
Fluttershy laughed and laughd and she cried because she made a funny pun. Then she got up and started crying because she missed her friend Cloudkicker. She cried.
Then a rock fell. It fell in the overturned bucket with the soap suds everywherre. Flutter stopped crying because she was surprised. She was scared. The rock looked like Maud's pet Boulder. He didn't do much, but he was nice. Fluttershy poked the rock. She licked it.
"Hm.... metamorphic." she whispered.
She kicked the rock when another one fell down. Fluttershy looked up from where it fell. She saw a masked mane-iac. It was the mysterious Mare-do-well!
Fluttershy screamed and flied up to meet the mysterious man. But it was in his pegasus form so she flew away. Fluttershy screamed again and she flied up and chased him but mare doo well did a sonic rainboom and Flutershy couldn't catch up. Fluttershy screamed and cried and fell in the air. She smacked the ground and died almost instantly, but she was okay.
Fluttershy cried and got up. "I'll get you" she screamed at Mar-dowell. Then she past out from the streess of the situation.

Fluttershy got up a while laters and she saw the sky around her. It was dark like night. She got up and made a flashligt or a torch for british people with her horn. It made a brilliant light. She suddenly saw Applejake and Rainbow and Scootaloo and BAbs again. They laughed and ran around her in circles. "Ew stop" screamed Fluttershy. scootaloo was a defect since she can't even fly.
"Haha Futtershy you're stupid" they mocked like a mockingjay. Fluttershy felt anger. Then appleapple grabbed her shoe and stole it again. she licked it real good and threw it behind a bush but Fluttershy didn't see where she threw it at the bush so she didn't know where it went nd she cried. Then Fluttershy remembered that she were a alicorn and she had alicorn magic. She had a x-ray abolity and she could use it to find the shoe! Fluttershy turned on the xray from her horn. She looked around and saw applejacks organs and saw that Applejack was pregnant.
Fluttershy looked at some bushes and found teh shoe. She picked it up and laughed at the bad guys and they cried and they left. Then Fluttershy smiled. She put her shoe in her flutter-backpack and she went home.
After Fluttershy was home she remembered the bad guy, Mare Do-well. Fluttershy gasped. It all made sense now. Mare-Do-well was a bad guy, so obviously he stoled Cloudkick from her!  Fluttershy ran out of her cottage and ran to the hill where MareDoWell was spotted.
She ran there. She saw the hill and she saw Mare Do well sitting on a rock. He was probably sleeping. Fluttershy sneaked up like a villager sneaking on a bug in Animal Crossing. She smacked Maredo Well and he woked up.
"Ow, why'd you do it?" screamed Mare Do well. Fluttershy screamed. She recognized that voice, dude! It was none other than her old enemy Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy screamed a battle cry and ripped off the guy's mask. She saw Rainbow dash's rainbow hair and blue skin. Fluttershy growled like a flutterbear and smacked rainbow 5 whole times. "Ow" said Rainbow. She cried and ran away. "I'm sorry I stealed your shoe" screamed Rainbow. She flew off.
Fluttershy didn''t accept the pology. She stood there and stared. Then she used her magic to teleport in front of Rainbow. She stopped her. Rainbow screamed and fell down, down to the earth. She passed out but Fluttershy spit on her and she waked up.
"Rainbow where did you hide my buddy Cloud Kicker???" said Fluttershy.
"oh yeah, I kidnapped her. I did it because I was jealous of her. She was friends with you but I wasn't because I always stole your shoe. I said I'm sorry about it. Let it go, man."
Fluttershy grabbed a knife and aimed it at rainbow like it was a gun or something even though it wasn't.
"Where did you hide her???!" said Fluttersy.
"I put her in a cave at Mount Evercrest." choked Rainbow. She had a coughing fit and then she died.
Fluttershy threw the knife and flied off to Mount Evercrest. She saw a big cave and went in it. There were some bones and a big, fat cave. There was a cage. Fluttershy broke it with her flutter-strength and Cloudkicker came out.
"Fluttershy I missed you so much" screamed Cloudkicker. "Why are you alicorn though?"
Fluttershy responded with a kind word. "I don't know. I woked up and I just had a magic horn. That's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes I guess."
They hugged and flew back to Fluttershy's house to re-cooperate. They drank some tea of the good kind.
"Fluttershy, Rainbow is a bad man and she kidnapped me. She did it because she was jealous, Flutters." said cloudkicker.
"I know" said Fluttershy. "But Rainbow can never be my friend ever, even though she changed her ways after stealing my shoe way back in the day. Grudges show you how to be. Forgiveness is for the weak, Cloudkicker. Always remember."
Cloudkicker nodde her weak head and fell asleep on the floor since she was tired. Fluttershy kissed her head since Cloudkicker was really her child. Then Fluttershy went to bed, ready for a new morning of alicorn magic.
> Deception
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	When Fluttershy got up the other day she saw her child Cloudkicker sleeping on the floor again. Fluttershy got angry and yelled at Cloudkicker. Cloudkicker got up. She was awake the whole time.
Suddenly Applejack appeared in the window wearing her favorite overalls. Fluttershy hated overalls, so she kicked Applejack and Applejack flew out the windoe. She didn't have wings, but she flicked through the air. She went a long way. It was a long distance and she looked like a football being kicked in the air except she was orange instead of brown and she was made of skin.
Fluttershy grabbed a cereal and started eating it. Her daughter Cloudkciker ate some grain mash since she's a horse. Then they were done eating breakfast and they played Xbox for awhile but Fluttershy always won at all the games simce she's competitive and a super good gamer and cloudkicker is a pushover. Fluttershy always picked the best guy, like when they were playing Sonic Racing Transformed she was always metal sonic and Cloudkicker had to be that stupid monkey that had bad skill numbers and was slow. Fluttershy had to go to work, so she went there. She flew to her office in the city.
Fluttershy worked at a office building in Hooflantis. She worked at a company called StupidStream that made shower heads. Fluttershy was a good guy at the stock market and she owned like 15 shares in a comapny. She worked at her office all te live long day. She worked all day all night. She worked over time since she didn't go to work yesterday since she was busy rescuing Cloudkicker. Fluttershy was a super secretary ace and so she was the boss of a bunch of people. She yelled at them a lot and then she was tiered when she went home and Cloudkiker came home from college later. cluodkicker had to do a lot of homework since she was at college all day every day exept when she came home. Cloudkciker got mad at Fluttershy because it was her job to feed all the animals and sometimes Clikicker threated to run away if Fluttershy made her feed them again. Cloudkciker had a boyfriend named Bulk Bicep[s and they loved each other forever but Bulk wasn't allowed at their cottage anymore since he ate all the chips last time. Cloudkicker didn't think it was fair and she cried and said she would run away with him and live happily ever after but Fluttershy said she would stop paying for her college if she did that so Coudkicker stopped.
Cloudkicker had a date that night so Fluttershy watched TV by herself with her rabbit Angel. Then she fell asleep since she was dog tired. When she woke up it was already 8 AM. Fluttershy inhaled and she ran to cloudkicker's room with the Justin Beiber posters on the door. She opend it.
"Cloudkicker are you in there? Open up, raisin bran," said Flutter in a loving voice.
But Cloudkicker wasn't in there. She must already be at college already.
Fluttershy supposed and she left. She was flying to work when she was stopped by her old nemesis, Applejack and Babs and Scootalo. Fluttershy screamed and had a fight with them. It was like she got jumped in teh city but she wasn't in the city just yet. They had a fight and it was 3 against 1 but Fluttershy had magic so she used it to kick them away. Then Fluttershy ran to her work job.
Fluttershy didn't like doors so she just flew through the window and no one sawl her. She sat at her office desk and she did. She had a old PC computer that was Windows 6.8 but it's all good. It was really slow and it glitched and it froze and Fluttershy cried and the tech guy fixed it. Fluttershy played Farmville and she signed some papers and yelled at people and then she left.
Fluttershy ran to her cottage and saw that Cloudkicker was home. She saw unfamiliar hoof prints and ran inside. She saw a sight.
It was Bulk Biceps!!!!! He was eating the pretzels!!!!!! Fluttershy angered and kicked Bulk Biceps nad he cried and Cloudkicker appeared and said "WOAH THERE" and then Fluttershy kick\ed Bulj Biceps outed of the house. Fluttersh said "Cloudkicker your a bad guy why did  you invite him. I told you don't do it because he eats all the food. Why'd you do it :(?"
Cloud kicker said "I didn't invite him he just kinda showed up "
Fluttershy said "Your in trouble young man:" and threw Cloudkicker in to her rroom. Clooud kicker cried and played her DSi and made a sad Flipnote. It was pink because Cloudkicker likes pink.
Then a while later Fluttershy knocked on Cloudkicke;'s door. She said "Can I come in, teacup?"
"No" said Cloudkicker. She was crying sadly. Fluttershy said "Okay I'll come in later. I'm sorry but he's not allowed. I can't afford to feed yor boyfriend, kid." Cloudkicker cried and so Flttershy left.
Fluttershy came back later though. "Buttermilk, are you okay in there?"
"Yeah," said Cloudkicker. She was really painting her nails but she was pretending to be sad. Then Fluttershy camw back a fourth time.
"Hey, hamster cage, can I come in there now?" she said.
"Um, sure," said cloudkicker. Fluttershy opened the door super quiet. But... It wasn't Cloudkicker.
It was Scootaloo!!!! She laughed super loud and angry and she kicked Fluttershy and knocked her out and everything was a blur.......?? Then Fluttershy fell and died and saw datkness of Scootaloo's soul.

When Fluttery woke up she saw Scootallo again. She saw Babs and Applejazz. She looked at her foot and saw with despair that they had stoled her shoe again.
> The Kidnap of Orange
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	When Fluttershy opened her eyes, she saw Scootaloo. Fluttershy was in a cave and she started criyng because she's a sensitive lady. The cave was big and she was in it. She was there since she got kidnapped earlier and Scootaloo taked her there. She cried and cried. She was tied up on a fat, flat rock sticking up like a pointy needle. Except it was a rock. She was tied up it and the rope was polyester and she couldn't even rip it off with her pony mouth since she's not strong except for her legs. She had yellow.
"Why did you steal my shoe again guys? Why did you do it?" screamed Fluttershy. But Scootaloo was the leader and she laughed at Fluttewrshy like a meanie meaner. Fluttershy cried more. But she was an alicorn and she had the memories of an elephant. She gasped at her knowlege and she shot a lazer from her horn right at Babs's' face. It bounced off since Bab's eyeball was like a mirror and it shot a hole in the ceiling of the cave. Then she cried more but she had magic tears that were like acid and they burned up the ropes so she could escaped. She did and she kicked the fat rock that she was tied on. It broke like a shattered glass when a guy sings screechingly. She screamed a battle cry again and kicked Scootaloo intil she got unconscious and she fainted. Scootaloo was in a coma. Applejack and Bab gasped and screamed. They saw there leader's corpse even though it was still alive. Babs cried and ran away bu Fluttershy said Oh no you don't and shot a laszer and it burned Bab's tail off. Babs screamed and she fainted like Scootaloo. Now it was down to just the two of them. It was up to Fluttershy to defeet Applejack.
Fluttershy grabbed Applejack's hair and made her surrender. She had two conditions. She said "I need to know where you put my shoe and where you put my daughter Cloudkicker. Otherwise you'll regret not telling me, kapeesh?"
Applejack said "Oh, okay. But I'm just mad at you since you killed Rainbow. She was my buddy. She was my friend. You killed her. Why;'d you do it?"
Fluttershy said "I had to do it. I had to face the truth. Now tell me the info or I'll get you." She made angry face and a tear came from Applejack's eyeball. "Come on" said Fluttershy. "Tell me the deets."
Applejack did. She said "I hid your shoe behind that rock you were tied at. And I don't know where Cloudkicker went. Scootaloo hid her in a place. I don't know. You gotta wake her up so she can tell you."
Then Applejack's throat gurgled like sh'es choking but she wasn't. She just had indegestion and she had to take a few Tums to feel better. Fluttershy handed her the Tums and she ate them. Then Applejcak left.
Fluttertshy grabbed Scootaloo with her magic. Scootaloo was passed out and she was drooling but Flutter didn't care a  lick. Fluttershy shook Scootaloo around and grabbed some soap and hosed her down. Then she finally waked up. She said "Oh no, you can't get me" to Fluttershy. She flapped away but she had a injured wing. So Fluttershy was able to shoot her down like a duck even though Scootaloo isn't a duck, she's a chicken. Fluttershy shot her like at a trap range target place and she shot it with a lazer. She liked her laser powers. Scootaloo fell and cried and Fluttershy grabbed her and Scootaoo said "Okay I hid your daughter at the Sugar Cube corner." Fluttershy punched Scootaloo and grabbed her shoe and flew out.
Fluttershy went to the sugarcube Corner. I don't know why it's called a corner because it's really a building. But Fluttershy went in there and it occurred that Scotaloo might be lying. But she went in there anyhow. She did because she's a risk taker and she's a dauntless guy. She went in the building and seen her friend Pimpkie Pie. Pinkie said "Oh hi Fluttershy. Check out my foods. "  She had to say that because she was the greeter and had to say it whenever a customer came in. Fluttershy said "Not today, kid. I have to find my daughter named Cloudkicker. She kicks clouds. Have you seen her?"
"Um, yeah. I saw her. She just escaped awhile ago. She ran right out the door and she didn't even buy a pie. :(" Fluttershy said "Thanks for the tip" and she left.
"Now if I was a Cloudkicker where would I go if I got kidnapped by a orange guy and put in a dessert store? Where did I go?"
Fluttershy pondered it and flew off to find her lost daughter. She had ideas where it might be.
Fluttershy flew and flew and she flied. She teleported a lot all over. She didn't have a clue. She didn't know where her friend was. Her friend was really her daughter, but they were  peas in a pod. Suddenly Fluttershy got a inspiration. She flew toward a place with a lot of clouds. Maybe Cloudkicker would be kicking clouds like her name and her talent and her cutie mark and her hobby. Fluttershy went there. She was determined.
> City Riddle
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	Fluttershy flown up to the clouds. It was a fat mass of clouds moving like when you have gas in your stomach. But Fluttershy didn't get gas because she was a magical horse that had magic. So she didn't.  She flew up to it. It was a big plaza made of clouds like at a church bazaar. Some lightning fell. Fluttershy suspected that Derpy did it, so she flew up there. But it wasn't Derpy. It was Scootaloo the whole time?
Fluttershy went through the clouds. She saw Scootaloo making a evil plan. Fluttershy said, "Hey, Scooterloo. Do you know of any clouds that are good for kicking?" Scootaloo said "Oh, yeah, the city life. Everything ya hope for. Everything ya like."
"Don't do that," said Fluttershy. She was about to smack Scootaloo right in the face flesh but then she realized that Scootaloo had a glazed look in her eye like a donut from Fat Tommy's. Scootaloo was saying a prophecy. It went like this:

"When I was a kid,
I used to live in Michigan.
But I had a dream.
I always dreamed of living in the city.

But my mom said no,
She said we can't afford it,
So when I grew up,
I moved to New York it.

I left her behind,
I left her with my dog,
Left 'em in the dust.
'Cause dogs aren't allowed in my apartment.

It made me real sad,
But I had to go.
I had to follow my dreams.
I had to go.

Through trial and error,
I made me some cash,
I made a good livin'
Working at a hot dog stand.

Awwww, yeah, the city life,
Everything you've hoped for,
Everything ya like,
All my dreams I've dreamed up.
'Cause it's all here,
And it's all good,
The city life,
It's now my hood."

There was more to the song but Fluttershy didn't hear it because she was busy thinking about where her friedn was. She said "Thanks Scootaloo" and flew off. She flew to a nearby place. It was the city.
The nearby city was Hooflantis. It was where Fluttershy worked at a office. She loved her orfice but now was not the time for that. Fluttershy know in her heart that she had to find her friend her buddy her pal her kid. Cloudkicker wasn't a great kid like she bearly passed 11th grade but it's okay because she had a loving soul. That's why they were friends. Even though Cloudkicker didn't consider Fluttershy her friend and she had other friends like Ruth and Soulkicker and some other guys that thought Fluttershy was stupid. But fluttershy loved her kid anyhow since that's what friends are for.
Fluttershy knew she had to save her Cloudkicker. if cloudkicker got cloudnapped all the time then she could never ever hang out and eat popsicles with Fluttershy again. Cloudkicker didn't like being kidnapped and she loved playing hopscoch with Bulk and the other guys I mentioned earlier. She could never be a real kid if she had to live in a kidnap cage all day all night.
So Fluttershy went to Hooflantis and she saw the clouds of smog pollution in the area. They were in the air. Hooflantis didn't even have clouds, it just had pollution smoke. Fluttershy was a genius so she thought up a plan. Cloudkicker probably liked kicking smoke smog better than kicking clouds. So that's why she went to the city after all! Fluttershy thought about her plan. She flew up above the smoke steam clouds. She looked at the clouds. Up above the pollution, up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky, there was just a cloudy floor and some sunlight floating through. Fluttershy gaped at the beautiful sight. It made her eyes water since her eyes are sensitive to sunlight. It's not like she was crying or anything.
Fluttershy went and she flew around. She saw 2 pony having a picnic but ignored them since they;re not a part of the plot. She looked and looked and looked and looked. And looked. And she didn't find Cloudkicker. Fluttersy was sad about the fact so she flied down under the pollution clouds. She went down into the city.
"Now where would I go if I was a purple poony with wings and I liked to kick clouds and I got kidnapped by a orange man and I got put in a dessert store and I broke out with acne and busted out of the store and went to the city? Where would I go what would I do? What would I wear? What would I eat?" pondered Fluttershy. Then she got a great big idea. It was so big, that it was like a fat whale on a beach from sand and dead crabs and trash and the whale got beached because it's stupid. Fluttershy screamed since she's not used to getting ideas out of the blue. She grabbed the idea and held it, held it tight like a dream. It was an idea that Fluttershy got. Why did it appear out of the wild blue yonder? Flutteershy didn't know, but she had to cherish it. It would help her rescue her dauter once and for all.
The idea was that Fluttershy would find Cloudkicker, and she would rescue her. Cloudkicker must be hiding somewhere. So fluttershy flied around and used her x rays and saw a corpse buried in the cement but she ignored and she continued the search. She had to find her friend.
But then Fluttershy had a feeling. It started like a feeling of dread in her stomach like hunger. Then it turned into a feeling of sadness. Then it turned into a feeling of anger. Then it turned into a feeling of joy. Then it turned into a fealing of anger and determination. Fluttershy realised something. She said "Oh, let me think of the words." Then she did and she sang out loud:
"When I was a kid,
I used to live in Michigan,
But I had a dream.
I always dreamed of living in the city.

But my mom said No,
She said we can't afford it.
So when I grew up,
i moved to New York it."

Fluttershy screeched with recognized. She said: "I get it now! She didn't go to Hooflantis! She went to...........................New York!!!!!"
> Adventure City
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Fluttertshy went to New York city. She had to go there right away, she had to go and get Cloudkicker. She didn't know why Scootaloo knew where she was there, but she still trusted Scootaloo even though she was orange and not a good color like blue or pink purple. Fluttershy got out and grabbed her PSP and played Shoot 'Em 5. She was good at a game and she got the achievements like Kill 6 People and some other ones too such as Jump The Brick. But then she accdentally ate it and she had to choke it back up but she was fine. That's becuase she is a magical pony that has 4 stomachs and she can survive anything like a dog or something.
Fluttershy went on a magical quest. She faced many a lot of dangers, but she survived it every time. That's why she's magic. Finally she saw a guy. It was a equine like a pony. He was actually a pony. Fluttershy walked up to him like a stranger.
"Hey, have you seen a pony dude named Cloudkicker? I think she went here?" said Fluttershy. The guy ignored her and walked off and muttered a word. Fluttershy was crying on the inside but on the outside she was cool like a brick made of ice. She walks away except she can fly so i'm not sure why. So she went to the missing kid bereau. There was a list of some kids that was missing. Some of their names were: Joey Thomas, Bridgette, and George Chambers. Fluttershy lookedt at the list but she didn't find a guy that looked like Cloudkicker. So she left the bureu place.
Then fluttershy went to a diffrent bulding. It was a frozen yogurt place. She ate a yogurt and she didn't even pay for it. She didn't try to steal it on purpose, she just forgot :(. Don't judge her Anyhow, after that she went to a museum. She laughed and laughed. She looked for Cloudkicker. She didn't find her. Then Fluttershy went to a pond with a stupid duck in iy. Fluttershy screamed at the duck and the duck cried and ran home to write in a diary. The fluttershy said "YOU FAT, WORTHLESS WANNABE" at the duck. It's not even nice. It was like the episode with Iron Wilt.
So fkuttershy went to a building in New Tork where she was. She climbed to the top of the biggest, fattest building of them all. It was majestic. She climbed it. Except she didn't really climb it since she just teleported to the top. But it's kind of the same thing. At the top of the buildig was a hobo. He wore a old fedora or something and Fluttershy approached him like "Hey ya seen a pony named Cloudkicker?" The hobo said "nope" so Fluttershy left. Fluttershy went inside the big building. It was super tall like a sky scraper. It scrapes the sky. then Fluttershy bust into a club and she saw people eating a drink and dancing and Fluttershy screamed and they stopped. LOl the club can't eevn handle her. So she said "Did you find a purple blue dusty color pony called Cloudkicker? She gots yellow hair and she likes to kick clouds." A guy said "lol no" so Fluttershy cried a tear and a single tear. She siad "Please let me find it. I have to find my buddy." But no one knowed where she went, so Fluttershy had to go.
Fluttershy went outside. The air smells like hot dogs. Fluttershy went outside. She grabbed a taxi and went in it. The taxi driver was some-pony. Foulttershy chatted it up with the taxi man and he told her about his poultry collection. Fluttershy was like, "I have like 8 chickens lol."
"Haha I hate chickens. I have 10 of em. "
"Yeah, that's great. One time one of them got turned into a rock. It was a sticky situation."
"Oh no. I hate it when they do that. One of mine died and I laughed at it hahahagah."
They laughed the night away and then Fluttershy got out of the taxi and waved at the person but it ignored her. She flew away.
Then Fluttershy found a friend. Nope, it wasn't Cloudkicker. It was the hobo from earlier. Fluttershy screeched at him in greeting.  Then she told him a story that went like this:
mayto was playing base ball He saud "Kick it" and his friend Octo-doody said Ok" and he kicked the bias ball. Maytw cached it. He was a good at catching meatballs since it wasn't really a baseball it was a meatbell made of beef.v Mayto grabbed the beef ball and he licked it since he likes raw meat. But its bad for his immune system so ge didn't swallow or digest it. He just licked it, thats all. then he made hi kick it again. Octo-ddoody kicked the meat ball since they were playing baseball obvously even tho They was using a meat ball and not a biasball and they were kicking it mnot threwing it or whatevers your supposed to really do in baseball.
So anyhow, thy were playin baseball with the ,meatball/. They played it and they had lots of fun. they werent really surre how to realy play the game, so they were basically jjust tossing the ball back n fourth like a game of catch Ball. They were illiterate people like the kind that searches 'poopy" on Google images and thinks it's funny. The werent mature like a M rated game and thats ok.
After they did that game they had to go inside. Mayto had to go wash the dishes like that song "Ill be washin dishes wash the day away" or something,. Myto taked the old dishes with mold and hair on them. He scrubbed em down with a mr clean Magic earaser so it ws clean. he bascally just wiped them off but it was ok./
After that opcto doody went home since it was his bed time sand he onlyu went over To play with Mayto playin baseball with that meatball. Octo-doody even weared his lucky cleats with nails nailed in the bottom so they were super sharp super pointy. But he thought they were playing football (socker for mericans people) but they weren't. It was baseball. so Octo cried and +
he didn't even know what to do. He just cried and cxried the whole life long day. He had to go to school the next day
The next day Octo-ddoody had to go to school. His teacher was periwinkle Pansy. Periwinkle Pansy was a independent lady/. she didn't like to be called Mrs. Pansy simnce she's not even married. She didn't like to be called Periwnjkle either. Nope. Just Periwinkle pansy. Periwinkle Pansy thought that abbreviations weere for lazty people who wear Snuggies. She screamed alot She was a gym teacher. She id attendance.
"James" she said. "#Yolo swag" said james. Periwnkle pansy put him in Absent.
"Jerret Grubby" said Periwinkloe Pansy. "Cant stop the grubbs" said Grubby. Periwnkle put him in.
"Squishy McTickleFace" She says.
"Here"
"Yvonne" she said with a choking sound.
"Here"
"Alexander Tile" she said.
"present"
"Kelvin Yergon"
"Cheese Sandwich"
"Hashtag Jones"
"Evan Green"
"Dib"
"Jorgan Yerptude"
"The Back Street boys"
Down the list she goes.
Finally she got to: "Octo-Doody whatever"
"Here" he screached. periwnkle Pansy gaved him a look of disgust. Then it was finally time for class to start it. Start it up./
They had to do push ups and muscle crunchers. Octo Doody did his best but he couldnt do it. he failed. Periwnkle Pansy yelled at him and he cried and ran to the office. His buddy Mayto was waiting all day.
"Hi Mayo"
"LOOl hi " he yelled
The office lady said "SHHHHHHUUUUHHUUUUH". They stopped yelling[ yelling is bad. But tghey said in a whispered tone:
"Hi Maytop Im sad :*(" said Octo-dood.
":(" said Mayto.
So they rode the bus home and it was a Yuck Bus since a kid thrrw a moldy cake chunk at Octo-doody. It was a Minecraft moment. Oicto cried some more and Mayto yell;ed at the kid named Dragon Quest ors oeting  like that. All the 6 graders were on wattpad reading stupid things about 1 Direction. Mayto hated it. Octo-doody loves One Direction forever. But they had to find their differences and respect issues. They were friends. They went home to mayto's house Mayto's house. It was a can in a soggy box in a wallmart Parking Lot. jayto liked it. Octo Doody liked his house but npot as much. Soon they got in to a arugment. TYhey fight and fight. Then Octo doody had to go he said "Im not youre friedn any morre!!!!" He stormed out. But it wa stormy night and Octo Dooody forgot his glasses his contacts at home and he could Not see. So he didn't see the truck coming it hit him.  It was a impact! Octo doody diedd the next sentence. Maytoi was sad and regret.
So the two friends learned a good lessson that day. they learned respect your diffrences or you will get hit by a truck and die.
"Thanks that was a great story" screamed the hobo. Then he fell asleep right away.
> On The Search Party
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Fluttershy was a patient lady, so she waited until the hobo waked up later. The hobo's name was Allen. Fkluttershy said, "Hey, have you seen Cloudkicker by any chance?"
"Nope," said Allen. "but I seen a white horse guy with fat muscles."
Fluttershy gasped a scream. "It was Bulk Biceps!" she yelled. "I knew that guy was trouble."
She ran away from  her buddy Allen and went to a building. It was a tall building called "Liftin' Weights Yeah." Fluttershy knew that Bulk liked to lift weights and be a body builder. She went inside the building. She saw a few people working out. They had muscle fat and they looked fit and healthy. Fluttershy had muscular legs. She kicked the door down with them and screamed "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS A HORSE." But no one responded. So Flutershy kicked them all in the face and they fell like they were doing the flop. They got concussions.
Fluttershy used her magic and asked them questions one by one. They said "Dude I'm not a horse :(". "OH okay" said fluttershy.
Then someone appered out of the bathroom. It was Bulk Biceps! Fluttershy screamed and screeched and body slammed him like a body slammer. In the slammer. Except they weren't at the slammer they were at a gym. So Fluttershy punched him and punched him like they were in a pub. But they weren't. They were at a weight lifting gym. I already told you that. Quit asking you dummy.
So yeah, Fluttershy punched him with her fists and she stabbed him with her horn and she killed him with her magic and she kicked him with her strong muscular legs. He got stab wounds and was bleeding bad. He got bruises and some teeth.
Finally when he was close to death door he was crying. Fluttershy grabbed a knife from where ever and she said "Do it or I'll stab you. Tell me it or I'll do it." "Oh no" said Bulk Biceps. He said "I don't even know where Cloudkicker is Futtershy. I don't even know. :("
Fluttershy didn't accept his apology. She screamed and punched him with her muscular muscles. Then she kicked him a lot. Then he said "Dude I don't know where she is sorry." "Oh okay" said Fluttershy. She flew away.
Fluttershy went to the down town hood. She saw a guy get mugged. She saw beautiful sights. She saw a pretty sky. It was a nice sight to her eyeballs. She saw a taxi with a gangster looking guy in it. She yelled at it but it didn't reply. She kicked the taxi's yellow flesh and it made a dent. Fluttershy ran away from the scene of the crime.
After that Fluttershy had to get some fine dining. She went to a restarnt and saw her friend Caiden. Caiden was a girl though. "Whats up homie" said Fluttershy. "Oh yeah whats up Fluttershy" said. Fluttershy bro hoofed her buddy. Then they went inside teh restraunt. Caiden was waiting for Fluttershy there outside the restraunt for 8 years since theyre childhood back at flight school. Caiden was actually not a pony though. Lol. She's just a human. She saw beautiful sights inside the restraunt.
Fluttershy seated down at a table. She grabbed a chair that a fat man was sitting on. She grabbed it and she put it at her tabel for Caiden to sit at. Acros the table a guy was getting stabbed. Fluttershy laughed at the funny pun. They and Caiden were at a two person table for 2 peoples. Then a waiter came, and everything changed.
The waiter wasn't even fat. It was just a regular person wearing some clothes and stuff. The waiter said "Want to eat some foods? I got a[petizers if you're get bored easily." Fluttershy said "Ok, cool. Can I get the anchovie bites." So the waiter left and camed back and gaved them the fish chunks. Fluttershy ate it. But she forgot Caiden was there so she handed her one too. Caiden didn't even eat it :(. Then the waiter came back. It said "Want a mane course now???? lol I made a pun." Fluttershy didn't like the pun because it was offensive to horses. So she didn't say anything. Caiden wanted a steak. Fluttershy said "lol surprise me ;)". "Ok' said the waiter. The wiater left. The waiter came back. Futtershy and Caiden were having a chat. Fluttershy said "Yeah, I got magic now." Caiden thought it was cool. The waiter give them their food. Fluttershy got pizza. She ate it. Fluttershy ate too many pizza. Now she was fat. Caiden was sad about her friend being fat. Caiden ate the steak. By the time she finished eaten it, Fluttershy was back to normal. Then waiter came back again. The water said "Time for dessert." Fluttershy didn't want dessert since she got fat before. Caiden ordered 2 cheesecake combo chunks. The waiter came back. The waiter gave them the cheesecake chunks. Caiden ate one. Fluttershy ate one. Then they had to go. Fluttershy gaved Caiden a bro-hug and then they left. Fluttershy gave Caiden her Skype and IM numbers so they could Keep In Touch. They could do it.
Once fluttershy got outside, she was tired. Eating food made her exhausted. So she ran a lap around the top of the building that had Allen on it, and then she took a nap. Allen watched her PSP and iPhone 5C while she was sleeping so no ugly lady would steal it. But Fluttershy woke up later, so it was hunky dory. Fluttershy grabbed her PSP and her iPhone 5C and said bye to Allen. Then she left to find Cloudkicker.
> Finally Found You
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Fluttershy was contemplating. She sat with Allen on the building. She said, "Allen, are you sure you don't know where Cloudkicker is?"
"Nope" he sayed.
"Oh good" said Fluttershy. "Fantastic. Amazing. Success."
Allen walked away because he had to go to his hobo job and do his hobo work and do hobo stuff. Fluttershy said bye bye and went down stairs. She went in the building good.
She saw a people. "Hey have you seen Cloudkicker dudes?" she yelled.
A mysterious gal said "Oh yeah, I saw it."
"Where is it go?" said Fluttershy.
"Um I think she is at her penthouse apartment."
"Oh" said fluttershy. She grabbed a Yellow Pages and looked up Cloudkicker. She was in there! Cool!
Fluttershy ran to the place. She culdn've teleported, but she didn't. She didn't fly either. Nope, she just ran away. She ran to the apartment. She knocked on the door. "Hi Cloudkicker it;'s me Fluttershy" said Fluttersh. Cloudkicker was in there. Cloudkicker said "No Fluttershy. You can't come in." Fluttershy said ""
Cloudkicker sia d "Sorry but you can't come in b/c I'm contagious. I got a blood clot. You might catch it if you come in."
"Silly Cloud kicker" said Fluttershy. "Blood clots are only contgious on Fridays."
"Oh yeah I forgot." said Cloudkicker. She opened the door. She opened the door to her heart.
Fluttershy wiped her feet on the mat. She took a breath and breathed it out. She sat on the floor since there was only one chair and Cloudkicker was already sitting in it. Cloudkicker said "Soorry but I had to move here. No hard feelings."
"Oh good" said Fluttershy. She grabbed a cream cheese danish from a bucket nearby. The bucket was rust in it. It was full of danishes and some lint and a moldy band-aid stucked to the bottom. Fluttershy didn't mind. She ate the danish, but she changed her mind. She grabbed a nother danish to give to Allen later. Allen is a hobo so he probably doesn't eat food a lot. Fluttershy was concerned about his digestive health.
Fluttershy told Cloudkicker a grand tale of her adventures looking for her buddy. Which was Cloudkicker. It was a epic saga like The Hungary Games. Cloudkicker didn't really care. She just went on Tumblr on her phone while Fluttershy was telling the story.
Fluttershy said: "And then I came in your apartment and then I told you this story. The end :)".
Cloudkicker was taking a nap. Fluttershy didn't mind because she could digest the infos in her head when she was asleep. That's how Fluttershy learned Bulgarian and now she was a natural at speaking it. Except she could only speak it in her sleep. But that's good and dandy.
Finally Cloudkicker woked up. Fluttershy said "I want to watch a movie. Want to do it?"
"Yeah okay" said Cloudkicker. "Go pick a  movie."
So Fluttershy went to Blockbuster. She picked up a used DVD called The Sand Lot. The cashier was angry man. He said "THAT LL BE 40 CENTS, BROTHER." Fluttershy handed him the cash. Then she flew home.
Fluttershy said "Hey I got The sand Lot." Cloudkicker said "Oh cool". She liked the classics.
Fluttershy baked a popcorn and they ate in a big, fat bowl. It was tasty. Except Fluttershy can't cook good so it was burnt. :(. But cloudkicker actually liked burned food so she ate it up. It was tasty popcorn even if it were burnt.
They wached Sand Lot. They ate the corn. They laughed at all the funny bits like when the dog almost killed the kid and wjen the ghost guy showed up and when the kids threwed up bcause they ate the bad sauce.
After that they kept quoting the movie like "Your killing me Smalls :(". And every time they did it, they laughed. It was a funny.
As the days got longer and the nights got hotter and it got to be summer, it was hot outside. Fluttershy got a sunburnt. Bulk Biceps disappered mysteriously. So Cloudkicker broked up w/ him over Facebook. Sorry no hard feelings .
Fluttershy finally found Allen. Allen was a success now because he was the leader of the hoarde of hobos in the city. Fluttershy congrats him. She gave him the danish from ages ago when they watched The Sand Tot together.  Allen ate it good.
So, after that, Fluttershy moved in with Cloudkicker. So they were basically roommates even though Fluttershy was Cloudkicker's mom and her friend. So they lived in the city. And Fluttershy never even saw Scootaloo or Babs or any other orange dudes again, and she was happy. So one day out in the summer, she asked Allen out ona  date. He was still a hobo, but that's okay since Fluttershy was a magical alicorn that could make money fo' nothing. They went on a date and it was like a double date since Caiden came too but she didn't even bring anyone so it was just awkward for her and Caiden just played a game on her phone instead. Then finally a few, Fluttershy and Allen got married. And Allen's last name was Freeman so Fluttershy turned into Fluttershy Freeman. And they got their own house in the city life. And they were happy all day all night.
One time, Cloudkicker met a dude. He was ugly. But it was true love so they dated a while. But the relatiobship didn't work out, so sad. :(((( crying.
Cloudkicker lived in the apartment and becomed the CEO and had a good life like Fluttershy and Allen and Caiden. The end