> King of the Everfree > by Death Marches > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > My King > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “OW! My head, where am I?” I opened my eyes and looked around to see that I was surrounded by trees from every angle there was. Hell I think there was a tree growing on a tree. I stood up and looked around me again just to be sure and found the trees still there in all directions. I looked down to see I was wearing a black leather jacket with a black polo shirt with a pocket. I was also wearing blue pants and black hiking boots. I looked through my pockets and found a hiking knife (a big one) and a pocket watch. In my coat pockets I found a flash light and matches with small medic kit, along with my IPod and solar powered charger. I looked around again to see if I missed anything but I guess I found everything the first time. “Let’s think where I was last night.” I said rubbing my temples until a bright flash covered my eyes. FLASH BACK “DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!” screamed the crowd as I drank my fifteenth beer. By the time I finished my tenth I was buzzed and by my fifteenth I was out of there. As soon as I finished the crowd cheered throwing their hands in the air and grabbing on to me throwing me above them. “PUT… ME DOWN…MOTHERFUCKERS!” I said trying not to puke on them while above them. They finally put me down and I head to the closest thing to me that I could puke in, which was a tree about twenty feet away. I ran to it and tried to put my hand on it to steady myself but I must have missed it because I kept moving forward head first in to a tree. I looked up at the last second to see that my hand did come in contact with the tree it just that the tree did not come in contact with me. Let me put that in simpler terms my hand went straight through the bark of the tree like it was not even there; it was something you would see in Harry Potter when he went through the wall to get to the train to Hogwarts. My last words before my face was engulfed by tree were “FUCKING TREES!!!” then a bright white flash knocking me out. END FLASH BACK “Wow that was one hell of a party and also how the hell did I faze through a fucking tree and wind up surrounded by trees?” I said with a look of curiosity. I thought of this for about ten seconds before the conclusion of a life time hit me. “Aliens” I said out loud with venom. God damn aliens always fuck humans over. First with them fucking with are crops then abduction us. “Fucking aliens” I said out loud with a grump look on my face. I looked around to see where the probing equipment was until I remember I already looked around and found nothing. Plus I did not see any aliens unless trees were aliens which I find very unlikely. I stood there for an additional ten minutes waiting to kicks something’s ass when I heard a low growl behind me. I looked behind me to see a wolf…made of wood. My mind went blank at seeing the wooden wolf; personally I hopped it was just a puppet until the fucker started drooling from his mouth. Wait is it drool or sap. God damn it brain now is not the time to tell if the thing that might eat you has drool or sap coming from his mouth. I stared at the wolf fighting a mental battle with my ADHD when all of the sudden I heard another growl behind me but this time it was more than one growl. I looked behind me to see seven fucking tree wolfs behind me with looks of hunger. “Fuck” was the only word I could say before they bounced. . . . There licking me? I stood there with my arms to the sky about to hold off the wolves when each one started licking me. I will tell you this it really fucking tickled and I was kind of freaking out. I mean come on they must be just tasting me and see if they can eat me but those thoughts are quickly washed away when none of them starts snuggling up to me with their side like a cat. It hurt like fuck when they all started doing it. I MEAN COME ON HAVE YOU EVER RUBBED YOUR BARE SKIN ACROSS BARK! IT HURTS LIKE FUCK! While I’m screaming in my head a see a faint glow coming from my hand and I turn and look to see a strange ring on my middle finger. It looks like a copper metal with strange symbols with a wolf and trees with some type of moon in between them. I rub the ring around and find out that it’s stuck to my finger and won’t come off. Well I’ll forget about that now because I think it’s the only thing keeping the wolves from killing me I guessed. The ring is still glowing and I see the wolves looking at it with awe and wonder and thought comes to my head. “Sit” Each one sits on their butts immediately and just stare at me like soldiers waiting for my command. I hear the loudest motherfucking roar right behind me and see three fucking lions three times larger than there supposed to be with wings and a goddamn scorpion tail. I will tell you this I almost shit myself when they took a step forward toward me. Then they purred and licked me. At that time my brain was on over drive from the wooden wolves but as soon as the giant monster cats purred and licked me my brain exploded and flew in all direction inside my skull. Then my vision went black and I passed out. DREAM HOLY SHIT MY HEAD HURTS! I stood up rubbing my head with my thumbs and looked around. I was in a space of pure darkness; there was no light or sound or things to look at. It was just Darkness. “Well I wish I had a light” I said a bit freaked out by the blackness. All of the sudden a bright light filled the darkness was filled and the darkness was gone only to be replaced by light. Well that weird I thought to myself as I looked around to see the only difference by the light was that there was no darkness but there was still nothing to see. “Well that was weird but I still there was something to see.” I said before a bright light blinded the shit out of me. “FUCK!” I yelled before rubbing my eyes trying to get the black spots out. Once the black spots disappeared I saw to my delight and suspicion two leather seats and someone sitting in one reading a book. After I stared at him for a couple of seconds to see what he looked like I was greatly surprised. The man sitting in the chair was white and had brown hair but with some green highlights. He also was wearing a crown made of some sort of wood that looked like something from the Lord of the Rings. He also wore a dark blue shirt with blue jeans and white tennis shoes. Really it was as though someone grabbed a box of random clothing and hair shit and threw it at him and saw what landed. I looked a bit more at him and saw that he was the same ring on his hand that I had on mine the only difference was his was glowing green. He looked up from his book and his eyes opened wide for about a minute staring at me before calming down with a smile. “So you have finally arrived king.” Holy shit that voice was unlike anything I had ever heard before. It was like mixing your grandparents wisdom with a childish tone to it. “Well I don’t know how to tell you this good sir but I have never seen you before today.” I stated simple nodding my head He chuckled and said “Of course stupid it’s the first time I have met you as well.” Well fuck you too I thought before sitting in the chair next to him. He looked at me with a smile and said “Well I think you must have lots of questions?” I nod my head in agreement. “Well go ahead ask away my king.” I sat there looking at him for a while before asking my first question “Why do you keep calling me king?” He looked at me with a surprised look like I just asked him to take a shit. He calmed down and said flatly like it was something I should have known. “You’re the king of the Everfree.” I stared at him blankly waiting for him to continue but when he did not I asked my second question. “What is an Everfree?” He groaned and put his hand to his head and said “You’re from a different world aren’t you?” I think back to all I had seen before coming here and nod my head. “FFFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!” he yells before slamming his hand on a table next to him that I am sure was not there a second ago. He calms down again and looks at me with pure annoyance, but then smiles and I am not saying smile like a kind and calm person would; smile like a mad man with a trigger on a nuclear bomb who was just told not to push the button. He grabs the crown off his head and tosses it to me. “CATCH” he yells at me while I dive for the crown. Funny, I don’t remember jumping for it. As soon as my hands touch the wooden crown a bright flash consumes my vision. WAKE THE FUCK UP I woke up to a stone ceiling and a wet face. I look to my side and see my wolves sitting on my right; one proceeded to leak my face again. I looked at them with bored expression until I sat up and looked around. I appeared to be in a very old fucking castle because there were holes all over the walls with the occasional broken window. There were also cobwebs along with old looking statues that looked like horses but were a bit too small. I kept looking around the room until I saw the mutant lions along with more dogs and a giant lizard with four heads and tiny black horses with holes in their legs and wings and insect horns. . . . Wait what I looked back at the two new groups that joined my crazy pet family and saw that there was more than one giant lizard which each one was bending their necks or outside looking through the windows. Theses motherfuckers were tall because the top of the ceiling looked to be above twenty feet high. The black horses… fuck it I’m calling them ponies. The ponies sat on the ground near the doors or holes in the walls giving nervous glances at the giant lizards and wolves. I stood up after wiping the slobber off my face a looked around the room. Every eye was on me and it kind of wanted to make me hyperventilate. “What up” I said giving them all a wave with my hand Each one took a step back once I did this and looked visible nervous. I look down and see the crown in my hand and remember the guy from the dream. I look back at the animals in the room and see each one looking at the crown in my hand. I look back at the crown and in the back of my head I hear a voice telling me to wear it and it would all be explained. Well the little voice in the back of my head has never let me down so far so I thought why not. I moved the crown toward my head and saw that the animals were still staring at the crown with wonder and awe. How they were doing this was anyone’s guess because back home animals don’t do facial expressions but like that guy said this must be a new world. I placed the crown on my head and great warmth spread over it. I was about to find a mirror when I heard snarling and cheers behind me. I turned to look and saw that all the animals had looks of joy on them. I natural stood there dumb struck of why they were so happy when all of the sudden they all turned to me and bowed. I like myself stood there with my jaw fully opened trying to reach the ground when none of each of the groups walks toward me. From the Wolves side a gray and black wooden wolf walked to me, From the Lions side a small of equally scary looking one walk toward me, From the giant lizards a giant one bigger than the rest crawled on all floors to me, then finally from the ponies side a giant looking black pony walked up to stand in front of me. Once each one was in front of me they bowed and in unison said “Welcome King of the Everfree.” “WHAT!?” was the only words I was able to yell out before darkness clouded my vision and I passed out. > Introductions > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I awoke with a rock in my back; not one the best ways to wake up, but none the less it’s still a way to get up. My eyes had not opened yet due to a ritual I do every morning where I remember the day before and plan my day out. I opened my eyes to see eight different eyes staring at me with curiosity and…hope? I open my eyes fully to see who was holding those eyes in their skulls and was not fully expecting what I saw. Above me were the same four creatures that spoke to me before. We stared at each other for what felt like hours until I found the courage to say while moving my hands to my face “Don’t eat me, please.” Not one of the most dignified things I have done, but come on I really don’t want to die by being eaten alive just when I woke up “Why would we do that my king?” said the wooden wolf At that moment I just remember what happened before I passed out and cringed just a little from my stupidity. “Nothing, just forgot that’s it.” I responded quickly just trying to get used to the idea of talking to an animal as though it were human. What why am I trying to get used to this? I started to stand and found that I was taller than two of the animal’s races around me; which were the wolves and the black holy ponies. Once I was fully up the animals stepped back and gave me space. Weird, usually animals just want to bite the shit out of me and these being lions and wolves I was contemplating what drugs I was on to make me hallucinate. We all stood there looking at each other until the pony spoke up “Your majesty, are you alright?” I looked over at the pony and stared at in for what felt like a couple of minute but was really only about ten seconds. “I guess if you count see animals talk and not freaking out by it then yes, yes I am.” I said without emotion and with a slack face. The pony looked down nervous by what I said until I started laughing like a maniac. I kept laughing with my head pointing upwards until my throat started hurting. This was crazy ,none of this was real; none of it. There was no way animals were speaking to me right now; this must all just be a dream. Ya, that’s right this is just a dream, but wait, how could this be a dream if the rock in the back hurt? I noticed I had stopped laughing while I was contemplating if I was crazy or not. I looked back down and saw the expressions on their faces; Mostly fear and shock. Three words went through my mind making me give in to the craziness of the situation. ‘Well fuck it.’ They stood there staring at me and me at them until I asked “So what the hell are all of you?” They stood quiet for a while until the giant lizard spoke up “Well your majesty I am called a Hydra, but my name is Hyde.” I wanted to break out laughing at that name but I did not because I did not want to get crushed by her tail and or feet. “Ok, well then who are you?” I said pointing at the mutated lion “I am a Manticore your majesty and my name is Edon.” Strange name I thought but remembering my old high school friend last name was Titypuff. All one word, I am not kidding this kid went around school with his name on a uniform he had to wear due to him being in a ROTC program in are school. We used to yell out CAPTAIN TITYPUFF! He would beat the shit out of us afterword, but it was still funny. “Ok, so who are you Mr. Wolf?” I said looking over at the wooden wolf “You are half correct of what I am your majesty. I am called a Timber wolf and my name is Twigs.” I looked at him with a look of utter disbelief. “Twigs, your name is Twigs?” “Yes your majesty.” “Well at least your name isn't Fido.” I said chuckling “That my brother’s name, my king” Twigs said with a hint of regret I stared at him again in utter disbelief, but quickly changed the subject. “Thank you Twigs I will like to thank you for giving me that personal information.” He just nodded his head as a reply. “Well then who do we have left?” I said out loud catching a small black pony hide behind Hyde. I looked over and saw that the black pony was indeed hiding behind Hyde and was clearly scared for some reason. I slowly walked over to her and said softly “What is wrong small one?” I would have been surprised of how low and soft my voice could go but the small pony spoke up. “Don’t h-hurt me y-your majesty. My name i-is Ruby and I am an R-revert.” Ruby said Stuttering and cowering in fear. Well there went my pony idea. It broke my heart in to a million pieces to see this but all I did was nod and say “As long as I am king no harm shall come to you or your kind.” I was surprised by me saying that I was king but before I could contemplate why I would say that Ruby came around Hyde with her face down. “Thank you M-my king.” She was still shaking but it was much less then before; she even looked up and smiled at me. “Ok, now that I know all your names let me tell you mine.” Everyone in that moment leaned in closer to hear. “Justin Draco, your local pizza man and woman extraordinaire.” I said giving a slight bow. “Welcome King Draco” Everyone said in unison just as quickly. “Why do you all keep calling me king and your majesty?” I said because it was kind of getting annoying. “You are the king of the Everfree your Majesty.” Said Hyde “What is a Everfree?” I responded back “My king, the Everfree is a dark Forest that you are now currently in.” said Twig “Noooo. I’m currently in a throne room.” I said pointing around the room like an idiot. “Rock move away from the window!” yelled Hyde Rock, which was a giant hydra that looked like he was made of stone and dirt moved out of the way of a giant window to show trees, trees, and more trees; fuck that’s a lot of trees. “Well I stand corrected.” I said giving a smile while putting my hand to my chin. “My king” said Ruby still looking down and giving me the least amount of eye contact as possible “Please just call me Draco.” I said smiling; looking toward the rest “That goes for you three as well.” They nodded and I smiled looking back at Ruby who was still staring at the floor like it was most beautiful thing ever crafted. It could have been I don't know much about floors. “What was your question Ruby?” “Are you a Human?” That took me off guard because I did not think that they would know what I am. I stood there shocked until Twigs said “I was wondering the same thing my k-Draco” I looked at both of them still in shock; thousand different scenarios went through my mind in those couple of minutes. One was that they would eat me if I said yes, but that was quickly pushed away due to me remembering that are calling me there king. Another was due to me being human I was supposed to marry one of them due to a law or something. My mind went through so many different scenarios that I did not notice Edon walk up to me and directly speak to my face. “-ing are you alright?” That pulled me from my shock and I shook my head saying “Yes, yes I am alright. Thank you.” I looked back at Ruby who is now trying to faze with the floor just to not be seen. I got down on knee and look at Ruby with a smirk. “Yes I am human but how did you know?” “W-well I see humans walk around the Everfree forest…but there not like you.” I was happy to learn that I was not the only human in this nut job world but then I thought of the last thing she said. “What do you mean not like me?” She looked up to my face and said “Well there a little bigger and they don’t talk like you do.” Now she had my curiosity “Anything else?” She looked around the room with a nervous glance. I noticed this and looked as well. Everyone was either giving her a glare or doing anything possible to not look at us. I looked at back at Ruby and saw that she was again trying to faze through the ground. I placed my hand on her head making her flinch. I rubbed her head and that seemed to calm her down a bit. “What else were you going to say?” She was about to look around the room again until I spoke again “Ruby just look at me.” Ruby was hesitant but still looked at me. “Can you please answer the question? I would hate to ask again.” She remained staring at me until she spoke out quickly “They are considered food and nothing else!” Once she finished she looked back down and really did look like she was fazing through the ground. I just stood there going over the meaning of her words. ‘Considered food’ ‘Nothing else’ those words played in my mind over and over again. Ruby looked up to see that I had a neutral expression and her curiosity got the best of her. “My King?” “Can you please describe the Humans here?” I said with the same neutral tone. She did not expect me to reply so quickly so she stuttered in her wording “T-there a b-bit bigger t-then you but t-they d-don’t talk either.” By then she stopped stuttering “They are also very scary and mean.” I thought of these details of my race in my head and could only think of how different they were from the humans from home. “Where do they live mostly?” She looked at me with determination which was a complete change from her shy and nervous demeanor from before. “They live deep in the Everfree you majesty, but the ponies use them for things as well.” This caught my attention and I asked “What things are we talking about?” She mulled it over and responded with “I am not sure your majesty. I have never gotten close to the villages or cities to figure out.” Wait ponies had cities and villages? How the hell do they grab shit with hooves? Twig took a step forward and said “My king, I know what they do with the humans.” I took my eyes off of Ruby and looked over at Twig and said “What do they do Twig?” He looked uncomfortable and started looking around the rooms with his eyes instantly regretting speaking up. “Well my king,” “Just calm me Draco remember?” I said giving him a grin He relaxed at this but was still tense, and that’s really hard to be able to tell from a wooden wolf. Twig had not answered yet and what he was going to say was making me nervous and anxious at the same time. I was about to speak up but he spoke first and said “They are used as slaves or breeders.” > And logic gets thrown out the window > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- BAHAHAHAHA!!!! “These are the humans you have here!?!? You must be kidding me?! He looks like four foot tall garden gnome! HA, HE EVEN HAS A LITTLE HAT ON HIS HEAD!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!” FLASH BACK “So you’re telling me that my races on this planet are used as play things and servants?” Draco said to Twigs. Twigs just nodded as a response. Draco stood there looking right at Twigs with a blank expression, which was making Twigs nervous making him rub his paw left and right on the ground like a child that just told their parents they stole a cookie from the cookie jar. Draco stood there unmoving for about a full minute before he spoke again. “Let me see them.” He stated simply. BACK TO THE PRESENT It took about an hour to find a so called human and the response everyone was dreading from there king was very different than what they thought expected. Instead of Draco hollowing in rage he was yelling with laughter and giggles. “I CAN’T FEEL MY SIDES!!!” Draco said rolling on the ground still laughing “Your majesty” Hyde said to Draco but was unheeded due to the loudness of his laughter. “YOU’RE MAJESTY!” Yelled Hyde making Draco stands at his feet at attention quicker that lightning. “OK, OK, I will stop laughing so much” Draco said waving his arms in the air and giving the so called human one last look before chuckling again. “But you have to admit that the human you brought me and I myself look nothing alike. I don’t even know why you said it looked bigger than me Ruby.” Ruby looked down again “There is no need to be depressed Ruby and we do have some characteristics like hair, a nose, mouth, eyes, and ears.” “But he is too short to be a human like you day he is he is more like a dwarf than a human and you even said he was an adult and he is only three feet tall.” Draco said pointing at the dwarf standing in front of him. (Here is picture and this is as close to what they look like that i could find.) “BRAHF” yelled the dwarf “It doesn't even speak English!” Draco said still pointing at the dwarf "Well neither are you my lord.” Edon said “What are you talking about Edon this is English I am speaking not Spanish.” Draco said looking over at Edon. “You are speaking Equestrian my lord. It’s the language of the ponies that reside in Equestria.” Said Edon ‘Huh, so English is similar to Equestrian here.’ Draco thought to himself rubbing his chin. “RODARODARODA” Yelled the dwarf “So let me make this clear.” Draco said looking over at Twigs “That dwarf is called a human in this world?” Draco said looking and pointing at the Dwarf. “Yes my lord” Twigs said “And there used as play things and servants?” Draco said looking over at Ruby “Yes m-m lord” Ruby whispered “And this is as big as they get?” Said Draco looking over at Edon “Yes my king” Edon responded with “And they eat meat?” Draco said looking over at Hyde expecting a yes “No” “So those al… wait what?” Draco said looking over at Hyde with confusion. “They do not eat meat your majesty. They eat like a normal pony would eat; vegetables and fruits but not flowers, they cannot digest those it seems.” Hyde said looking at her king “They’re all vegetarian dwarfs? Draco said with a look of complete exhaustion “Yes my lord. If you put it in terms of what you just said.” Said Hyde “I need a drink.” Draco said rubbing his head. All of the sudden Draco’s’ ring started to glow green and a bright flash filled the room. Once the light reduced and they could see everyone saw something that was not there before. Standing right next to Draco was a small circular wooden coffee table with a goblet on top of it. The Table looked hand crafted with legs that were circular but at the bottom had wolves coming out as though there were about to bounce laying close to their stomachs and only showing their front legs, while the torso and backs legs of the wolves were twirling around the legs of the table as though they were a snake instead. The goblet sitting on top of the table was less showy but was still elegant. It was a stone chalice with silver runes around the base and top. The inside of the cup also had silver but you could not tell if it was inside the cup as well due to a dark water substance. Everyone in the room stood dumbstruck until Draco said while picking up the glass “Well when god gives you lemons,” moving the cup to his lips “squeeze them in his eyes and tell him you asked for soda!” Draco yelled before gulping from the cup. Once the cup was empty he placed it on the table slowly with a look of surprise on his face. “This is Dr.Pepper. How is there Dr.Pepper in this cup” He said waving and pointing at the cup until he noticed that his ring was still glowing. He stared at the ring then looked back at the cup then the ring; setting the cup down he said “I want a gun”. Another glow from the ring and a blinding flash later he was holding a magnum hunter and it was fully loaded; on the table was ammo as well. Draco stood there staring at the gun while a smile broke across his face. “Holy shit THIS IS AWESOME!!!” Draco said waving the gun around with a smile. “My king what is that you are holding?” Edon said Draco stopped waving the gun and looked over at Edon with the same smile. “This is my gun from my home…planet I guess you can call it” Draco said unsure of himself and looking around. They all nodded not questioning there king in the matter. “FARPFARP” yelled the dwarf “Can you take the Dwarf away please? It’s starting to get on my nerves.” Draco said placing the gun inside his coat. The Dwarf was pulled away gurgling nonsense and Draco looked back at his ambassadors/Generals. “So anything else I should know about?” Draco said giving them a smile Everyone’s tension broke when he smiled due to them being frightened that there king would be angry with them by telling him he looks like the humans of this world. “Yes my king but there is a library that will show you all there is to know about Equestria.” Twig said using his front left leg to indicate a door in the side of the room. “Alright let’s go then.” said Draco as he walked over to the door No one in the room noticed the strange fog filled with stars floating around the corners of the room or heard a low humorous laugh coming from it. 3 HOURS LATER “Well I guess I am done for the day.” Draco said closing the book called in big bold letters “EQUESTRIANS HISTORY” on the table. Draco yawned and looked around the room to see out a window that the sun was just coming up. “Fuck how long was I reading?” he said getting to his feet from the chair. He stretched out his limbs and looked around the library again. There were books along each one of the walls and each shelf had a different selection. From cooking to magic, even one about gardening. During the three hours that Draco was there he only read six books in the library. The first was called “EVERFREE 101 FACTS” which he found completely stupid but somewhat educational, then there was “FACTS AND MYTHS” which was a big help finding out who the rulers of Equestria was. There was Luna who raised the moon, which was probably bull shit; and then there was her sister Celestia who raised the sun, which also counted on the bull shit charts. The third book was the most helpful due to it be relating to magic. “Magic for beginners” The book was very helpful on him figuring out about his ring worked and how to use it. The other two were just a history book and species that were on the planet. The strangest thing though was that each of the books was written in a really fucked up language. It was as though someone used their mouth too write some of these, while others used magic but still fucked up and that’s not the most surprising part. The most surprising part was that he could read them with ease as though they were English. He just blamed it on the ring and kept reading. Three hours later he still wanted to try what that book about magic was saying and he would use it by fixing the castle. “OK, so the book just said let the magic go through you and think of what you want done; simple enough.” Draco said with a smile. So he stood there in the same spot for twenty minutes trying to call magic to his very being, until he remember the time he summoned the gun and Dr.Pepper. He remembered he was not summoning magic to himself it just sort of happened. He looked at the right hand and stared right at it before saying out loud unsure of himself “Lighter…Please?” Once he said this his ring glowed again and a bright flash filled the room. Once it subsided he felt a weight in his hand and looked to see a cheap three dollar lighter was in his hand. “Neat” Draco said with a smug smile and an over cocky tone of voice. “Well then I guess I should restore this room to its former glory.” Draco said looking around the room and getting a picture of what everything looked like before the old tenants who use to live here left. He looked at the small pony statues and the books and ceiling along the floor. “OK! LETS DO THIS” Draco yelled snapping his fingers. His body turned almost solid green from the glow of the ring and then a bright white flash. Once he could see again he saw the room was a work of art once again. The statues that lay broken on the ground were reformed back to their proper place and looked brand spanking new. The books were properly shelved on the walls and the roof did not have any holes in it. The floor did not have any pot holes big or small. It looked like a medieval library with a hanging chandelier with candles. “That looks-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!!!!” screamed Draco as he rolled around the ground holding the sides of his head and stomach. “MY KING!” twig yelled from the other side of the door pounding on it with his body trying to get in were his king was screaming. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW- wait it going away- O SHIT NO IT NOT IT JUST GOT WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT LIKE SOMEONE JUST LUBED A SPEAR AND THRUST IT THROUGH MY EAR AND SOMEONE USING MY STOMACH AS A PUNCHING BAG!” Draco yelled/screamed before passing out from the pain. Out of the corner of the room a fog made of stars floated to the king and covered him with it, before disappearing through the kings ears and while that was transpiring a quiet maniacal laughter filled the room before to disappearing like the fog.