Can You Guess Who?

by pokefreak13

First published

songs about different ponies and you have to guess which song belongs to which pony.

Songs about different ponies and you have to guess which song belongs to which pony.

Spoilers in comments

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When you see a rabbit you think of Angel.
While I see a pest.
When you see a pillow you think of sleep.
While I think of a pillow fight.
I know you're trying to change me.
Like having me take a shower and being nice to your friends.
But honey, I'm still chaos.

When you see Cerberus you see a dog
While I see a beast
You think that chocolate rain is crazy.
While I think it's just cool. (Pinkie Pie agrees)
Love makes men do things they might regret.
And sometimes I might take care of Angel or help you with your shopping.
But honey, I'm still chaos.

I'll hold your hoof in the movies,
Or use my magic to make a statue of you
Then I'll turn a jerk into a toad.
Cause he whistled as you flew by.

I can here you talking to your friends.
Saying, "Girls, he's come along way."
From trying to take over Equestria and turning Angel into a carrot."

These days there's husbands watching romance movies,
Shopping and spraying on "Man Perfume" (It's not fooling anypony.)

I still pick fights
Pick on Angel and make chocolate rain.
And I know you're still trying to change me.
But honey, I'm still chaos.

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She looks at me and I fake a smile so she won't see.
That I want and I need everything that we should be.
I'll bet he's hansom. That stallion she talks about.
And he has everything that I had to live without.

She talks to me and I giggle cause I think it's so funny
And I can't see anypony when she's with me.
She says that she's so in love. She finally found her special somepony.
I wounder is she knows that she's all I think about at night.

She's the reason for the teardrops on my cello.
The only reason I keep wishing of that shooting star.
She's that song on the radio I can't help but sing along.

She gallops past me. Why can't she see that we were made for each other?
There she goes. So perfectly.
The kind of perfect I wish I could be.
He better treat her right. Let her listen to her favorite music.
And look into her beautiful eyes and know that he's so lucky.

So I walk home in Luna's night.
As I turn out the lights,
I'll put her picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight.

She smiles at me. I fake a laugh so she won't see.

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She was sitting all alone on the bench.
Pink legs swinging as she hums a song.
I was looking for her special somepony.
Thinking there's no way that she doesn't have one.
Soon as I sat down next to her I was falling in love.
Trying to pour some sugar into her red plastic cup.
Talking over the radio next to her.
Suddenly, she jumps up and cuts me off saying,

She was like oh my Celestia, this is my song!
I've been listening to this radio all night long.
Sitting around and here it is!
She was like come on colt lets dance.
Before I could say anything she took my hoof
We were spinning around till the music stopped.

She gave me a peck on the cheek
And said play it again, play it again,
And I smiled and said play it again, play it again,

I gave that DJ my last two bits
If she would play it just another time.
A little while latter
We were sitting on the bench and watching the stars,
Before I walked her to her house.
I was scanning like an idiot.
XM, FX, AM too
Suddenly, I stopped real quick when I heard that song.
Man, you should've seen her beam.

She was like, oh my Celestia this is my song
We've been listening to this old radio all night long
I can't believe it came on again!
She was like come on boy I want to dance
Before I could say anything she took my hoof
Dancing on the porch she gave me a kiss.
And we said play it again, play it again.

Next Saturday night we were sitting under Luna's night sky.
She beamed as I took out my accordion.

She was like, oh my Luna this is our song!
We've been listening to my radio all night long
Then she was like, come on boy let's dance!
I took her hoof and I spun her around.

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Stop your crying
It's all right
Take my hoof and hold on tight

I'll protect you
from all the evil
from Diamond Tiara to Sliver Spoon
I will be there.
So don't you cry.

For one so small
You sure are strong
I'll hold you and we'll fly high
Keep you safe and sound
This bond between us.
We're just like sisters
So don't you cry.

Because you'll be in my heart.
Yes, you'll be in my heart.
From now to the day I die.

You'll be in my heart.
Doesn't matter if you can't fly
For you'll be in my heart. Always.

Why can't they see they way we feel?
They're just jealous of our bond.
I know we are different.
But deep inside we're not that different at all.

You'll be in my heart.
Yes you'll be in my heart.
From now to the day I die

So don't listen to them.
For what do they know?
we need each other.
They'll see in time.
Trust me.

When destiny comes for you
You gotta stay strong.
I may not be with you
But you've got to stay strong
They'll see in time
Trust me.

Cause you'll be in my heart
Yeah you'll be in my heart
I'll be there now and till the day I die.

Oh you'll be there in my heart
I'll be with you
You'll be in my heart

Always.
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you always
Just look over your shoulder
or up into the sky
And I'll be right there.

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It might seem crazy what I'm about to do.
Cheese she's here. You can take a break.
I'm a party balloon that can float to space.
With the breeze Dashi, I don't care.

Because I'm happy
Stomp along if you feel like a house without a roof
Because I'm happy
Sing along if happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Move your hips if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Hume if happiness is what you want to do

Here comes Gilda taking this and that. Yeah.
Well give me all you've got and please don't hold back. Woo ho!
Well just to warn ya I'll be just fine. Awesome!
No offense but don't hold your breath. Ugh.

Here's why.

Hey come back here!

Try to bring me down.

But nothing can bring me down.
My energy is too high

Try to bring me down.
Nothing can bring me down

Because I'm just too happy.

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I'm going to be a mighty queen, so Chrysalis beware.

Well I've never seen a queen without any wings
And without a crown too!

I'm going to be the mane event.
Like no queen was before
I'll look down at my kingdom
I'm working on my queen speech

Are you sure you need this much paper?

Oh I just can't wait to be queen!
Nopony belived me.
But one day I'll show them
I'll be better than Celestia!

What did you just say!?

Oh I just can't wait to be queen!
Everypony look left
Everypony look right
Everywhere you look now
I'll be in the spotlight!

Not yet

Let everypony stop what their doing and sing!
Lets here it on the ground and sky
It's gonna be my perfect day!

Oh I just can't wait to be queen!

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I had a dream so sweet and cool
I flew so high I touched the stars
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
I stretched my hooves out to the sky
We fought with changelings through the day
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh

I'm always gonna fight back, woah
I'm never gonna give up, noo
Please don't change me now

Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife
Oo-o-o-o-o-oooooo
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife

I changed Luna with my friends
And then Celestia came crashing in
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
But all the possibilities
No limits for the authorities
Wo-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh
Oah-oah-oah-oah-oah-oh-oh

I'm always gonna fight back, woah
I'm never gonna give it up, noo
Just don't change me now

Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife
Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife

I hear my destiny calling outside my window
I feel it in my heart

The sun was burning so bright
Rainbow was out til midnight
I say we lose Snips

Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife
Oo-o-o-o-o-o
This is gonna be the best season of my life
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife
This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be
The best season of my life
Everypony sing now

Wo-Oah-Oah-Oah-oah
This is gonna be the best season of my l-ii-fe
My li-i-i-i-i-ii-ife

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We are the chosen ones, we sacrifice our time
We kill for Luna
We are the chosen ones our hooves stained with blood
We killed King Sombra
In glory we return, our season end
We slayed the changelings
No more living in fear it's time to raise our queen
We made it happen we're the chosen ones!

Flying through storms and lighting once again
We slayed the Hydra we brought an end
Now we have a new kingdom to protect
Heroins of the show our song is almost done

It seems to me like a story without end
So many years, too many toys
We've finally arrived, now we're standing at the castle
Heroins of the day, ponies forever

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Sister my sister
Tell me what are fighting for
We've got to end this battle
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This battle never began
We can try
Sister my sister

We face each other from different ideas
The anger boils can't remember why
It's not fair to cause so much pain
Our foolish pride makes us act this way

We watch Equestria fall apart
Tell me what good is winning
When you lose your heart

Sister my sister
Tell me what are fighting for
When life's worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This battle never began
Tell me why
Sister my sister

Please
We can try
Sister my sister
Please

Let's take a moment and look within
And say we'll give love a try
When ideas differ as we seem to be
There's so much more to me than what you see

You don't have to be this way
Think about the consequences
Turn around and trot away

Sister my sister
Tell me what are fighting for
When life's worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This battle never began
Tell me why
Sister my sister

Sister my sister
Tell me what are fighting for
When life's worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This battle never began
Tell me why
Sister my sister

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Everypony's waiting
Everypony's watching
Even when you're sleeping
Keep your h-heart open

The crazy thing
Is yesterday we were just fillies
Playing soldiers
Just pretending
Dreaming dreams with happy endings
In backyards, winning battles with our wooden spears
But now we've stepped into a cruel world
Where everypony stands and stares

Keep your heart open

Everypony's waiting for you to breakdown
Everypony's watching to see the fallout
Even when you're dying, dying
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open

So here you are, four steps ahead and staying on guard
Every day forms a new scar
He never thought you'd make it this far
But turn around (turn around), you're surrounded
It's a showdown (showdown) and no pony comes to save you
But you've got something they don't
Yeah you've got something they don't
You've just gotta keep your heart open

Everypony's waiting for you to breakdown
Everypony's watching to see the fallout
Even when you're dying, dying
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open

Keep your hooves ready
Heartbeat steady
Keep your heart open
Keep your aim locked
As the night grows dark
Keep your heart open

Everypony's waiting for you to breakdown
Everypony's watching to see the fallout
Even when you're dying, dying

Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open
Keep your h-heart open

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When life leaves you high and dry
I'll be at your door tonight
If you're unwell, if you're unwell.
I'll shut down the city lights,
I'll bake, sing, I'll laugh and smile
To make you well, to make you well.

When Gilda is at your door
I'll drag you away from war
If you're unwell, if you're unwell
Your hope dangling by a rope
I'll share in your sickening
To make you well, to make you well.

Give me reasons to believe
That you would do the same for me.

And I would do it for you, for you.
Dashie, I'm not moving on
I'll love you long after you're gone.
For you, for you.
You will never feel alone.
I'll be here long after you're gone
And long after you're gone, gone, gone.

When you fall into water
I'm gon' be there to catch you
Put you on your hooves, you on your hooves.
And if your stomach is empty
Not a thing will prevent me.
Tell me what you need, what do you need?

I surrender honestly.
You've always done the same for me.

So I would do it for you, for you.
Dashie, I'm not moving on,
I'll be here long after you're gone.
For you, for you.
You will never feel alone.
I'll love you long after you're gone
And long after you're gone, gone, gone.

You're my best friend.
You're my backbone.
You're the pulse to my heart.
You're my head start.
You're my loving heart.
You're the beat that I've always wanted .
Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum my heart never stops beating...

For you, for you.
Dashie, I'm not moving on.
I'll love you long after you're gone.
For you, for you.
You will never feel alone.
I'll be here long after you're gone.
For you, for you.
Dashie, I'm not moving on,
I'll love you long after you're gone.
For you, for you.
You will never feel alone.
I'll love you long, long after you're gone.

Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum, Dashie, don't stop beating.
Like a drum my heart never stops beating for you.

And long after you're gone, gone, gone.
I'll love you long after you're gone, gone, gone.

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Been working so hard
Ah'm punching my card
Ten hours for what
Oh, tell me what ah got
Ah've got this feeling
That times are holding me down
Ah'll hit the ceiling
Or else ah'll tear up this town

Now ah gotta cut loose, hoofloose
Kick off the Gala shoes
Please, Ditzy, pull me up on ma knees
Applejack, kick back, come on before ya crack
Lose your blues, everypony cut hoofloose

We're playing so cool
Following every rule
Deep way down in yer heart
Yer burning yearning for
Somepony to tell ya
That life ain't passing ya by
Ah'm trying to tell ya
It will if ya don't even try
Ya'll get by if ya'd only

Cut loose, hoofloose
Kick off the Gala shoes
Oo-wee Cheerilee, shake it, shake it for me
Woah, Carmel, come on, come on let's go
Lose your blues, everypony cut hoofloose

Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut hoofloose)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut hoofloose)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Cut hoofloose)
Oooooooooh

Ya got ta turn me around
And put yer hooves on the ground
Gotta take the hold of all
Ah'm turning it loose

Hoofloose, kick off the Gala shoes
Please, Ditzy, pull me back on ma knees
Applejack, kick back, come on before ya crack
Lose your blues, everypony cut hoofloose
(Hoofloose) hoofloose
Kick off the Gala shoes
Please, Ditzy, pull me back on ma knees
Applejack, kick back, come on before ya crack
Lose your blues, everypony cut, everypony cut
Everypony cut, everypony cut
Everypony cut, everypony cut
(Everypony) everypony cut hoofloose

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You better take it from me, that prince is like a disease
You’re running, you’re trying, you’re trying to hide
And you’re wondering why you can’t get free
He’s like a curse, he’s like the plague
You get addicted to his love
You wanna get out but he’s holding you down
‘Cause you can’t live without one more kiss

He’s a good time royal casanova
Leaning up against the castle wall
Looks like a cool drink of cider
But he’s a candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A thief with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
If you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life

I see that look on your face
You're not hearing what I say
So I’ll say it again
'Cause I've been where you've been
And I know how it ends
You can’t get away
Don’t even stare into his eyes
He’ll tell you nothing but lies
And you wanna believe
But you won’t be deceived
If you listen to me
And take my advice

He’s a good time royal casanova
Leaning up against the castle wall
Looks like a cool drink of cider
But he’s a candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A thief with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
If you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life

Gallop away
Don’t let him into your mind
He’ll tell you nothing but lies
He’ll break your heart
It’s just a matter of time
But just remember

He’s a good time royal casanova
Leaning up against the castle wall
Looks like a cool drink of cider
But he’s a candy-coated misery
He’s the devil in disguise
A thief with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
If you don't wanna fight
You better run for your life

Oh you better run for your life
Oh you better run for your life

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I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom to make me all better
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom to love me whenever

I want a mom that'll take my hoof
And make me feel like royalty
A mom to tuck me in at night
and chase the nightmares away
I want a mom that'll read me stories
And sing a lullaby
And if I have a bad dream to cuddle me when I cry

Oh,
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom to make Diamond Tiara go away
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom that'll love me whenever

She will always be there
To watch and protect me, so I don't have to be scared
And when she says to me I will always love you
I won't need to worry 'cause I know it's true

I want a mom when I get bullied
Who will take me into her arms
A mom who can be a rainbow when it's gray
I want a mom to read me stories
And sing a lullaby
And if I have a bad dream, to cuddle me as I cry

Oh,
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom to make it all better
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom that will love me forever
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom to make Diamond Tiara go away
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom that will love me forever
I want a mom
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll stay with me forever
I want a mom
I want a mom that'll stay forever
I want a mom that'll stay forever
I just want a mom...