Discord is Bored
Discord tapped on the rail on the side of the tall tower."Luna I am bored."he complained.
Luna was standing watching Canterlot and she whispered,"Tia I am going to get back at you for making me teach Discord to use his magic for good."
"What did you say?"Discord asked.
Luna replied,"Nothing.If you are bored help me watch the night."
Discord rolled his yellow eyes."Luna don't you ever want to have fun?Come on lets do something fun with my magic!"he exclaimed.
Luna told him seriously,"Discord we have to watch the night."
He put his paw on her dark blue back,"Isn't time do go visit a dream?If it is can I go?"he asked.
She sighed,"I guess it is time to visit somepony.Who would you suggest?"
Discord grinned and exclaimed,"Pinkie Pie and Derpy!"
Luna raised her eyebrow,"Why them?"she asked.
"No reason,"he chuckled.
"What are we going to visit them for?"Luna asked him.
"Don't know.They were just the first ponies that came up in my mind,"he lied.
"Fine,"Luna sighed.
A aqua magic glowed on her horn as an aqua bubble surrounded them.The bubble shook and they were gone.
"What is this place?"Discord asked.
A huge white room filled with thick sky blue fog surrounded them.
Luna informed him,"We are waiting to get into Derpy and Pinkie Pie's dream.Any moment now we will be in that dream."
"That's great.Now goodbye."he chuckled.
She exclaimed,"Don't you dare Discord!"
One snap of his claws and she was gone."Now time to corrupt Derpy and Pinkie Pie,"he laughed evilly.
In only a few moments he was in a world of muffins,cupcakes,cookies,more muffins,and chocolate.
He heard a mare's voice,"Muffins!"she exclaimed.
A gray pegasus sprinted around eating a huge muffin at least ten feet tall.
"Yummy!I love blueberry muffins!"Derpy exclaimed.
"Chocolate,cookies,cupcakes,and muffins.Yay!"Pinkie Pie screamed jumping up and down.
Discord clapped his paw and claws together."Time to start some chaos."he laughed.
He walked up to the two ponies and told them,"I brought you both here today to tell you the truth,"Discord snapped his claws and three jade chairs appeared.
"Sit."he commanded.
Pinkie and Derpy walked up in confusion and sat down.
"Why are we here?"they both asked.
"I need to show you something."Discord told them.
He sneezed and a big TV screen appeared.Derpy tipped her head and asked confusingly,"What's that?"
Discord told her,"We are going to watch something."
Pinkie hopped up and down and hollered,"Yay watching something!"
The screen glowed and it showed Doctor Hooves.He was walking with Roseluck.He told her,"I am so happy Derpy isn't here to make me look like a fool with her weird eyes.I am glad to be going on a date with you."
Derpy's golden eyes filled up with tears and she started wailing,"But but he was my special somepony!"she fell unto Pinkie and cried on her.
Pinkie comforted her,"It's okay Derpy.Eat a muffin,"she gave her a poppy seed muffin.
Derpy started nibbling on it.Discord grinned and thought:Ha!They think this is real.
The screen glowed again showing Rainbow Dash,Fluttershy,Applejack,Rarity,and Twilight in a field.Rarity announced,"I am so glad Pinkie isn't here.She would ruin this secret gala we are going to."
Rainbow Dash moaned,"If she did come Pinkie would eat all the chocolate,and party so weirdly she would make us look bad too."
All the other ponies murmured in agreement.The screen stopped glowing and it disappeared.
Pinkie frowned and her hair flatted.She squeezed Derpy and wailed.Derpy cried,"I don't know what went wrong!"
Discord chuckled,"Yes!Yes!Now it is time to go!Lets leave them in chaos,"he waved his tail.
Food started dancing,the ground started jumping,ponies statues started singing,frogs grew horns,pigs grew wings,and a big white screen was on the west side of the room.
Pinkie and Derpy ignored it and kept on crying.Discord tried snapping his claws to get out,but it didn't work.
"Poop.My magic doesn't work to get out of dreams only Luna's does.But how did I poof Luna out?"he wondered.
A loud sound filled up the room it was men screaming,"Season five!Season five!"
"What?"Derpy and Pinkie wondered.
Discord's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed,"What is that?!"
The screen glowed a bunch of tan creatures holding toys and wearing shirts of their friends and them.
The weird creatures hollered,"Derpy and Pinkie Pie episode!WOOOOOO!"
"Who are you guys?"Derpy asked.
One of them screeched,"Meghan McCarthey you made an episode were the ponies talk to us!Awesome!"
Huge words almost crushed Derpy and Pinkie Pie.They kept on dodging them."Discord stop this chaos this moment.We might get killed."Pinkie commanded.
"Discord episode too.This can't get any better!"they screamed.
Discord transported near them and and told them,"I didn't do that.What are those creatures?"
"We are humans."the tan creatures told them.
A human in the background said,"This is started to turn out like Dora;how they talk to us."
Derpy asked them shyly,"Do you guys love us?"
"Yes!"they all screamed.
"Come to us then."Pinkie Pie said.
One human in the screen sighed,"I wish."
A human out of the six put their weird hoof through the screen."Oh my gosh!"they exclaimed.
They all hopped in turning into ponies.They all cheered and hugged Derpy and Pinkie Pie.
Derpy and Pinkie Pie were filled with joy and Pinkie cheered,"Someponies do love us!"
Then everything dimmed all the chaotic things disappeared.The crazy room went black.
Derpy and Pinkie Pie woke up and they were both asleep on Sugar Cubes Corner's tile floor.Muffins and cupcakes surrounded them.
"Aw,I loved that dream."they both moaned.
In Canterlot Castle.Discord woke up in the hallway of the humongous castle.Luna glared at him."Discord."she boomed.
"Oh no."Discord moaned.