> Two's Comfortable, Three's A Bit Crowded > by Dashiel > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two's comfortable, three's crowded *** "Discord?" the two alicorn mares gasped, in unison. "The one and-and-achoo! ...And only." Discord - a very, very blue Discord - rubbed his one lion's paw across his dripping nose as he snorted heavily, then leaned forwards and pulled a kerchief out from behind Twilight's ear. Blowing it loudly for a good three seconds, he then threw it at an aghast Cadence. It exploded into a swarm of confetti-butterflies before she could even flinch, then they flew away. "And I'm really, really sick." "Well you won't hear any arguments about that from me," snapped Cadence, glaring, her wings flared. "Is that why you're blue? And what are you doing here anyway, on today, of all days?" Discord pouted and his lower jaw quivered, his long face filled with the tragedy of the ages. His eyes were big and puffy, his ears drooped, his foreclaws were clasped together. Even his tail was wrapped well around his long, sinuous body, held tight. "I thought I just told you. I'm sick. I'm ill. Under the weather. Feeling… blue. And I need someponies to nurse me back to health." Twilight raised one eyebrow. The draconequus certainly was a bilious shade of blue. She sighed. "Alright, alright, you don't have to make a song and dance about it." "I don't? Oh, you're no fun. And I had one all prepared." The draconequus sneezed again, pulled a box of kleenex out of thin air and obliterated another tissue. Twilight took a hesitant step forwards, and patted the creature gently with one hoof. "You really are ill, aren't you? A-and you want us to help you? How? I mean I can look up some choice remedies in the library in Canterlot, and I have a good selection of tomes on herbal remedies back home, but--" Discord snapped his fingers together, and the Starswirl the Bearded Travelling Museum faded away around them, replaced with a rather opulently appointed bedroom. "No, no. You've got it all wrong, dearest Twilight," the draconequus replied airily, waving a foreclaw around in circles, gesticulating. "I was going to suggest an epic quest, full of wonder and adventure, that would lead us to the edges of Equestria… and beyond! ...But truth be told I really am rather poorly." He coughed. for effect. The rug turned into a stripey savannah, complete with miniature lions and wildebeests. "And you've decided you should get some bed rest like everypony else, huh?" snarled Cadence, with a snort. Discord clambered weakly into the wide, comfortable bed. The pillows were plump, the comforter was thick and luxurious. The mattress was woven from the thickest, most comfortable of clouds. And Discord lay upon it spread eagled like a wet noodle, only less appetizing. "There was going to be a hilarious misunderstanding about a flower. And a graboid. Or a sandworm. I'm not sure which. You were supposed to make me tea," the creature whined, petulantly. Then he rolled over, groaning. "But I'm just far too poorly." "Well there, uh, there." Cadence patted Discord gently with a wing. "I'm sorry you're ill. If there's any way we can help you? Oh I guess not, we'll just be g--" Cadence's short exit speech was cut even shorter, by the suddenly spry chimera yanking on a wing and flipping the alicorn neatly into the bed with him. "You know… there is one thing you can do for me…?" Discord said softly, eyes fluttering. "Get off!" hissed Cadence, and she hoofed the intractable lech in the muzzle. Discord rolled onto his back, wings spread and tongue lolling. Just as Twilight was getting concerned, he winked. "Exactly. The magic of friendship can cure all ills. And the magic of love is the most potent example of it. And what is more loving than a quick shimmy and shake at the horizontal mambo?" He grinned, lewdly, as the disgusted Cadence turned tail on him and went to stalk off what was, she had to admit, the most comfortable bed she'd even been in. And that wasn't all. She had been considering planting at least one hoof right smack in the middle whatever the lecherous creature called his family jewels… but then she caught sight of said endowment as she'd passed over it. "Ohhh wo--" Cadence stopped, almost stumbling over into a heap. "I mean, ah… pe-perhaps we can come to some arrangement…" stammered Cadence, eyes fixated on the rare sight before her. "What are you talking about?" huffed Twilight, gasping in annoyance and stomping closer to the pair. "Surely you're not thinking abo-- oh my gosh is that real?" Catching sight of Discords droit de signeur, the flabbergasted lavender alicorn all but bum-rushed the bed. "It's so… pointed! It's much more knobblier and pointier than Spike's, and…" the mare continued, before she could stop herself. "I mean, uh, ah… he… I had to look after him when he was… and he's a boy and… it's only natural! And I was… for science!" Discord rolled towards Twilight, and simply raised one eyeridge. Discords one eyed trouser snake wore much the same expression. Neither alicorn was sure if that turned them on more or less. "...And he plays with himself in the bath when he thinks nobody is watching," Twilight mumbled, finally, looking down at her hooves. Discord roared with laughter, an explosion of mirth which ended in a coughing fit, the conversion of more tissues into hazardous waste, and of one picture of a ship at sea being boarded by cutthroat pirates. "Oh, Twilight. I knew you had it in you. Actually… that came out a bit wrong. I'm sure you've not had it in you. But you could. You'd like to know what it's like, wouldn't you? I can oblige…" The draconequus walked his foreclaws across the bed in a most desultory 'come hither' gesture. Cadence licked her lips. "And what do we get out of it?" Discord blinked, then gestured towards his genitals. "This isn't enough?" He snorted. "Fine, have it your way. Your command is my wish. You get to experience--" "Ooohhhh, no. I'm going to set the terms, mister," huffed Cadence. She hoofed Discord in the ribs. "I want you inside me. I want to feel every inch of that beast so deep in my secret garden that I'll need a game hunter to get it out… and I want Twilight to know what it's like to get some serious cock. Heavenly Sisters knows she's needed it for the past few years." Discord grinned wide, sneezed once, and snapped his claws. "Done." "Hey!" grumbled Twilight, blushing furiously. Cadence rolled her eyes. "Puh-leeze. I'm the alicorn of love, but believe me I don't have to be to know that the alicorn of magic isn't feeling it in the bedroom. Peeping on Spike!? Girl, you need a rutting, and this, this right here, is just what you've been looking for." Cadence stepped closer to the bed, reaching out a hoof cautiously. She licked her lips as she touched Discord's cock with one limb. It was beyond warm, almost hot. And smooth, silky soft. Discord closed his eyes, groaning softly. "Gently, ladies. I was hard as stone for several thousand years… but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate a soft hoof." "Then you'd better be able to summon some of that stone-wrought legacy tonight," husked Cadence. She half-spread her wings, and leaped back onto the bed, straddling Discord's wiry-thin frame. "Cadence!" gasped a distraught and shocked Twilight. "You… you changed my diapers! This is improper!" "Oh, my, yes," replied the chimeric creature. "Very, very improper. In all the best ways." He reached up slowly, never breaking eye contact with Cadence, until his forepaws - one claw, one paw, but he was capable of being gentle with both - came into contact with the alicorn's fur. Ever so gently, he stroked the mare on her chest and legs. He shuddered almost as much as she did, raking a claw through her hide. "You are… so…" "No jokes, Discord?" whispered Cadence breathily. "My dear, dear Cadence," replied Discord. He shook his head. "Sometimes even the avatar of chaos has to be serious. If only to keep you all guessing." Spontaneously, he leaned up and kissed her. She whinnied in shock, then bent her head down and kissed him back. Her wide, rough tongue flicked out, playing around his sharp fangs. He mock-growled, and nipped at her, his own tongue playing over hers, entwining. As they locked muzzles, she hiked her tail up and squatted down some. He, for his part, thrust upwards. She was too high for him to properly penetrate, but close enough to tease. She drew her head high, grinning widely, shimmying her hips playfully as his member jabbed at her entrance, just barely parting her moist folds. "Uh uh, Discy, you've gotta work for it." The mare licked her lips, then resolutely lifted her hind quarters out of the reach of Discord's probing penis. As she stepped around and over the prone chimera, her tail was high. Her vagina winked enticingly, and a few choice drops of mare cream spilled onto the bed. Discord snorted heavily through his nostrils, then leaned upwards. Placing his forepaws on Cadence's round, full, derriere as she presented it to him, he spread her cheeks wide and plunged his muzzle into her delectable crevice. He moaned and groaned, writhing in ecstasy, as he lapped at her glorious cuntlips, his muzzle glistening from her wetness. "Oh Discord… oh yes…" Cadence was panting, shuddering, her wings outstretched and her tail almost bent double across her back. "Just like that." She pushed back into his muzzle, then bent forwards and placed her lips around his fat cock. As her muzzle enveloped his draconic stallionhood, she moaned long and hard. His eyes went wide, then he threw back his own head and howled with lust. "More!" he cried, thrusting his hips upwards. Cadence smirked. She'd had practice at teasing a male - it wasn't that they were easy, but that the technique was well known to her. She let her teeth play teasingly along his sensitive cock head, then wrapped her tongue around his length and hilted her muzzle on him, bobbing her head back and forth with increasing speed before whipping her head up and away, a single stream of glistening, clear precum joining the two. She licked her lips, tasting his salty, sweet potency, before swallowing it with gusto. "You'd better have more," she said, grinning wickedly. "Oh, I've got more…" whispered Discord, gazing lovingly at his mare's dripping cunt. He lapped at her, causing her to squeal and writhe in ecstasy, then snapped his claws again. "Ohhh, Discord… why didn't you tell me this sooner!" gasped Cadence, putting her wings to her muzzle in shock. The draconequus' cock, which had been prodigious before, was now bordering on humongous. She draped her head down, nuzzling the massive member lovingly, running her head up and down its slick length. She could smell his musk, taste it, and now she wore it - in her hair, on her face… on her breath. "Give it to me!" she whispered, almost as if afraid it would vanish. She kissed it hungrily, licking and nipping at his taut flesh. "It may be prehensile--" "It's prehensile?" hissed Cadence, eyes wide. "--But it's not quite that long. If you want to mate, my queen, then you will have to assume the position!" "Hmm," said Cadence, swaying from side to side. "I have to, huh?" She stepped over him, rubbing her silky belly fur along the tip of his cock, coating her body with his scent. He dripped, precum oozing from his member as he painted his lover with his fluids. "You… do." Discord gulped. He stretched a paw out, hopefully, for that glorious half moon, just as she whisked it out of reach. "Oh, well. It would be such a pity… to leave things here like this." "Please," whispered Discord. Cadence stopped, her rear in the air and her forelegs on the ground. She looked coyly over her shoulder. "What was that?" "Umm… please?" "Please what?" Discord grinned. "Please, my queen, allow this humble servant to… fulfill your needs." He licked his lips, glistening as they were with her juices. "Emphasis on the 'fill'." Cadence bit her lip, closing her eyes, as she stepped down off the bed. "Fill me," she whispered. Discord rolled himself over and snaked over the bed towards his mare. He flowed over the edge of the bed and up her hind legs, forked tongue playing once more over her waiting netherlips. His journey didn't stop there, however. He heaved himself up and over her buttocks, moving between her wings. He could taste her, a sweetness, as his own scent mingled with hers. "I want you," he whispered, nibbling her ears. She arched her neck then threw back her head. "And I want you. Take me. Take me now. Rut me! Fuck me!" *** All through this, Twilight had been silent… but at such a wanton display of eroticism, she had soon found it hard to hold back. She bit her lip, whimpering, as she reached a hoof backwards and under her tail, eyes locked on the lewd display in the bed. Standing up wasn't quite the simplest way to satisfy herself, so as the only other two occupants of the room were quite busy with one another, she found she just couldn't help herself. Rolling onto her back, she spread her hind legs, and reached a forehoof down her body. With her wings to stabilize her position, she ever so gently began to massage down her belly. Her underfur was soft and silken. It was warm and unkempt from the day's exertions, and smoothing it down was so electrifying. As was watching the other two go at each other, she could feel her sex dripping, and there was a bitter-sweet tightness in her sheath. Wait. Her sheath? She tore her gaze away from Cadence and Discord to look down at her nether region. There, before her very eyes, a large and very thick cock was just beginning to peak out from a generous undercarriage bulge. Two hefty black plums lolled to one side, replete with seed. I want Twilight to get some serious cock. That had been Cadence's exact words. And Discord… had done as he was bid. She bit her lip again. She could cry out. She could scream. She could storm over to Discord and slap his silly face with her rigid rod of might. She could run her hooves up and down her magic missile until she rolled twenties all over his dirty, slutty little face. Oh sure, ordinary magic missiles were a paltry 1d4+1, but this! This would crit a pearl necklace the draconequus wouldn't soon forget. She could… Actually, some of that sounded like a good idea. "Mmmf." She grit her teeth as the first waves of sensation shot through her body. The meaty penis throbbed and pulsed in time to her heartbeat. She whinnied in deep pleasure as her not-so-tender ministrations made it slap noisily against her exposed belly. Reaching a second hoof further back, she massaged her ample balls. This made her head spin, and she instinctively bucked her hips. A brief, hot squirt of jizz spat itself onto her chest. She brought up one hoof, dipped it in the puddle and brought it to her lips, tasting it. It was musky, and oddly salty, and it made her loins burn with a fever she had never before felt. Smell. Taste. Feel. New thoughts and urges coursed through her veins as her juicy fat horsecock thrust itself proudly from its hiding place. She had to be fulfilled. She had to fulfill, and she didn't care what.  A maddening scent of sweet lilacs and summer filled the room. The aroma of a fertile womb. Somewhere there was a mare in heat, dripping with cunt honey.Twilight couldn't resist. That mare was Cadance, and she was currently climaxing with Discord. *** Cadence had presented herself, tail held high, as Discord had slunk from the bed to rise over her ample buttocks. His draconic length was engorged with fire, rock hard and throbbing like a dynamo. Sweet, hot precum dribbled from the tip. He painted her pink fur with it as he mounted, jabbing his cock reflexively as it neared her inner sanctum. Reaching up and over her wings, he draped himself possessively over her slender frame, bit down on her neck, and in one smooth, long thrust, hilted his prodigious member deep into her cunt. She cried out, already fired up by his oral ministrations, as he mounted her. His probing cock plundered her marecave relentlessly, forcing its way deep into her body, penetrating with ease through her slick, moist cave of delights. Just when she didn't think she could hold back any longer, two hooves slammed mercilessly into her shoulders, and a slick, solid rod slid itself into her moistened muzzle. "Urrnnff! Mmmff! MMMmmmmm…!" Cadence accepted the interloper, burying her face into the newcomers crotch. She smelled this new stallion's musk, and was both intrigued and shocked that she recognized it as distinctly Twilight's. She had tasted the other mare before, during mutual physical pleasurings on long summer nights when the stallions she wanted were unobtainable, but now… that taste was made new. It was exotic. She wrapped her tongue around Twilight's engorged shaft, forcing her muzzle down onto its length, back and forth, until it was slick with their combined juices. She whinnied. She whimpered. She moaned. She arched her back, sliding back and forth, spit at both ends like a piece of well-fucked meat. As Discord's cock bulged, almost lodging itself within her body, she felt Twilight flare wide, and almost choked on the wave of cum that erupted into her muzzle. With a whinnying scream, she too came, her juices sluicing down her legs in a wanton display of mating, joining with Discord's spunk into an outright puddle of reproductive excess. Not slowing down immediately, both Discord and Twilight kept pumping at their shared mate, the rhythm as old as time itself, until the delirious alicorn mare thought she would pass out. Wave after wave of pleasure flooded through her body, making her judder and shake in bliss. Discord grunted one final time, and forced himself all the way in, hilting and tying. Twilight groaned, and pulled her deflating cock out of Cadence's mouth. It was followed by a torrent of cum that the exhausted pink alicorn didn't take a moment to lay down in. Scooping it up with her hooves, she licked at it ferally, rubbing it against her sweating body, playing one of her hooves against her swollen teats as she covered herself in Twilight's scent. Moaning, she collapsed in a spent heap, still shuddering as an idle hoof played with her engorged cunt. Maneuvering carefully, Discord lay down beside her. He extended one paw and ran a digit through her matted fur. He drew it back, tasting the combined melange of the three rutting creatures. "Are you pleased, mistress?" he intoned. Cadence, exhausted, smiled and nodded. She bent her head forwards, and licked at the draconequus' muzzle, kissing him roughly. "I am," she panted. "Good," he whispered, "because the best is yet to come." Discord carefully lowered his muzzle to the mare's belly, kissing, nibbling and licking her. He worked his way down her silken folds until he came upon two delicate flower-like buds. He suckled on them for a few seconds, moaning in joined ecstasy with his mate as Cadence writhed from his touch… then he moved on, further down her body until he was once more poised at her fragrant, dripping sex. He lapped at her lips, quickly, forked tongue darting in and out, and then pushed his nose up against her moist lips… and in. "Discord!" gasped Cadence. She bit her lips, hissing, as he muzzle-fucked her. Rolling onto her belly, she spread her rear legs as wide as she could for him… and he kept on pushing. "Aah!" she cried out, as the chaos god's draconic head slid further and further inside her. "How… how deep?" she whispered. Briefly, Discord pulled his head out, licking all over his muzzle as he tasted his queen. "All the way, my precious mare… I'm going to fill you… all the way." Discord dove back between her legs, and twisted and writhed as he jammed his head up against the mare's cunt. Slowly, ever so slowly, the way parted. She stretched, wide - wider than she'd ever been before - as the draconequus began to finally slip inside. Pulsing and writhing, twining around himself and her as he pushed his way inside the alicorn, Discord drove his body deeper and deeper. Cadence's eyes closed. She was beyond speech, all she could do was moan, as her rear end expanded around the chimeric creature. Twilight watched, amazed, as Discord's horned features distended Cadences lower belly. When he was almost a third in, he brought his forepaws up, and inserted them on either side of his belly. With some effort, and a great slurping suck, Cadence's prodigious vagina - now swollen to many times its normal size - accepted his new offering. With his forelimbs inside the pony, he could now pull himself in with greater ease. "Oh no,  you're not getting away without seeing to both of us," hissed Twilight, and she rotated Discord's lower half until his once-again-hard cock was pointing skywards like a ship's mast. She lowered herself on it without hesitation, her own cuntlips dripping and wet to such a degree that he slid completely into the tight, virgin fuckhole right up to the hilt, popping her cherry with one smooth motion. Twilight, brushing the tears away from her eyes as pain turned to pleasure, eased herself up and down his length, glorious slurping noises filling the air as she worked his cock to the heights of pleasure. She could feel him, inside her, as he neared orgasm. His cock twitched, the muscles straining, as Discord neared the threshold… he neared it, rose to it, built to it until, finally, with a glorious, hot, overpowering torrential explosion of cum, he drenched her insides with his seed. It boiled up inside her, penetrating her, filling her to the brim and overflowing out around his length to wash over his body, oiling it up even as he worked to pull himself still deeper into Cadence' body. He was in her womb, now, where he planned to be. Her belly was taut and round, full as if she were with foal. Her teats were full, her magically active body reacting to the weight inside her most fertile palace. Twilight lapped at them, then suckled hungrily to relieve the pressure. "Mmm, Night's Favour, Twilight… I want you now more than ever. I w-want you to… to fuck me, too…" "I… want to, Cadence, but…" Cadence chuckled, then writhed again as Discord eased himself in another few inches. "It's - oh stars - easy! D-Discord's… in the way, so use the b-back entrance!" "The back…?" replied Twilight, confused for a moment… and then she understood. She leaned forwards, still impaled on Discords humongous cock, and took a closer look at Cadence's tailhole. The tight puckered ring twitched, and Cadence's tail moved up and away. Twilight sniffed at it. It was musky but… not unclean. On impulse, she licked at it, just a flickering touch with her tongue… but quickly went back for more. Moments later, and the horny, well-endowed mare-stallion was lapping at the Cadence's ass with furious gusto, slathering it with her saliva and working her tongue deep into that glorious tightness, loosening it up for her enslaught. Cadence didn't have long to wait, as Twilight brought her own prodigious penis to bare a few moments later. Twilight grunted as she pushed her cockhead up against Cadence's brown ring… and forced it in. Gently, but remorselessly, she worked her penis past Cadence's defences until finally the head penetrated. Taking it easy, taking it slowly, as she had only her precum and saliva as lube, Twilight plundered Cadences back entrance. Inch after implacable inch, she worked her cock deeper and deeper into that tight tunnel, forcing apart the mare's fleshy walls with her stiffness. It came almost as a shock when her sheath docked with Cadence's asscheeks, but Twilight took it all in stride. Seconds later, and she pulled out a good few inches before she pushed it back in. A few slow, slow strokes and Cadence's own marejuices had coated her innards such that Twilight could really start to hammer it home. Pulling herself off Discords cock to drive her own stallionhood deeper into Cadence, Twilight then slammed her ample buttocks back down on the draconequus as she pulled out of the alicorn. She cried out as her first orgasm struck, her netherlips clamping down on Discord's cock so hard that the beast's member almost exploded from her vagina, trailing the last of the sperm that he had blasted her with. Twilight put a hoof to her cuntlips and brought back a sample of Discord's spunk. She lapped at it curiously, then rubbed her protruding, full belly with it. He had serviced her well, and it was good. With a final grunt, Discord's cock, lower half and finally his tail were drawn up into Cadence's folds, her marelips folding back up into themselves as he worked his way completely inside. Unable to restrain herself, Twilight stuffed her cock into Cadence, almost ramming it home, in a frantic bout of mating as she, too, unleashed her own flood of cum into Cadence's womb. Gallons of sperm seemingly gushed out around her legs as Twilight and Cadence mated one final time before they both fell into an exhausted heap on the ruined bed. *** laying together, breathing heavily, the two mares recovered from their ordeal. Twilight's cock had shrunk after pulling out until it had not only retracted into the sheath, but the sheath and her pendulous balls - which she'd been rather proud of, in actual fact - shrivelled up until they were little but a memory. Cadence's belly, though, was still full and round as if she was pregnant. Perhaps she was, though she wasn't sure if the 'baby' was Discord's or Twilights. "How are we going to explain this to Shining?" giggled Cadence. It wouldn't really matter, Cadence was a princess, and a princess does as a princess wills… but it could get awkward. "Well," said Twilight thoughtfully, "if it doesn't go down by itself, that can mean only one thing… and I suggest I cast an illusion spell on you which will last about nine months… and you go, tonight, to Shining and give him the best night ever. "Hmm," said Cadence, kissing Twilight. "I can think of one way it would be the best night ever…" Twilight's eyes went wide, and her mouth made a perfect 'O' of shock… before widening into a devious grin.