vampires, Nazis and Ponies? Why not!
"My Führer, ze portal has been finished" said a skinny yet tall fellow with glasses and long dirty blonde hair.
”Excellent, with all zis (this) power we shall be unstoppable... And we can kill Alucard!" Shouted a stubby dark haired man in white uniform.
HELLSING HEADQUARTERS in god knows where Britain.
"Alucard you blood sucking piece of shit!" A creamy blonde haired woman shouted as she slammed her hands on a wooden desk denting it lightly.
"Oh, why hello too"
"HOW? TELL ME HOW!?"
"How? Well you see if a mommy and a daddy love each other they get a camera and..."
"You moronic fool" she said adjusting her glasses with her index finger.
"OK, I'm starting to feel I did something wrong here"He smirked.
"7.5 million British pounds in collateral"
"Well, ok I guess I got a bit carried away. But majority wise it was that god ugly vampire creep who pilled up what looked like what? I don't know? maybe... 80-100 pounds of c4 and maybe 20 gallons of gasoline in the banquet hall..."he said with a childish grin.
"Alucard if you didn't already know. WHEN BULLETS HIT GAS IT EXPLODES!!!"
"OK! But who knew they would just go through him like that!"
She sighed "Alucard".
"Yes?"
"As much as I would love to bask in the splendor of this conversation"
"Oh, I'm simply flattered"
"We obtained reports that a group of Nazis have been buying some rather interesting materials."
"So, I should go and investigate?"
The women gave a rather quizzical look.
"Sorry did I say investigate? I meant kill. Too-da-loo!"
And with that he was gone.
Equestria.
"Good morning Mr. Cake"
"Why, good morning to you too Twilight Sparkle. What will it be for today?" He said cheerfully as the purple alicorn walked through the door.
"Well I was hoping you had two bakers dozen of red velvet cupcakes for me and my friends?"
"Why, of course I do Twilight. That'll be 24 bits" as he handed her the box.
"Here you are, have a nice day" she smiled as she handed him a pouch and left.
Twilight noticed as she was walking the way to the castle of the two sisters that a series of sound ands flashes as she neared the castle.
She had at first suspected it to be Rarity's magic but the closer she got to the castle the more horrid and terrifying the noises got.
Until she neared the front door step all the somewhat loud bangs and the other horrid noises ceased.
Twilight slowly opened the grand doors peaking her head through.
"Hello? Rainbow Dash? Rarity? Pinkie? AJ? Fluttershy?".
She paused, she then slowly started traversing the halls.
After what seemed like 20 minutes of wandering around the castle she heard voices.
But to her dismay they where not the voices of her great Equine friends, instead the voices seemed masculine and had a strong accent which she could not identify at the moment.
She began wandering closer and closer to the direction of the voices origin.
As she approached a corner she stopped due to the fact she could here the voices almost in front of her.
"Where are they?"
"Well, when you see one kill it, these creatures are useless"
"Understood sir".
This was truly relieving and frightening because she knew that her friends where safe but possibly not for long...
All she knew was that she had to find them first, it was her duty anyways as their friend and as a princess.
As she wandered back she felt her hoof press down on something, before she was able to scream she fell about 12 feet before hitting the ground.
"Ouch" she squeaked.
"Twilight is that you?" Asked a familiar voice.
Twilight slowly raised her head which was flat on the ground to be smiled upon none other than Rarity.
"Rarity? Its me. Are you ok?"
"Could be far better, darling"
"Have you heard what's upstairs?"
"Heard it? We felt it first hand..." Rarity's eyes began to water as her horn glowed its usual blue hue.
At first Twilight didn't want to believe her eyes as the blueish hue enveloped Rarity's glamorous mane and pulled it back to reveal a series of scratches and bruises.
"Rarity... I'm so sorry. If I didn't leave... This would have never happened" Twilight sniffles as her eyes began to water up.
Rarity put her hoof on Twilight's shoulder"there would have been nothing that you could have done. You would have been hurt also and we need somepony who isn't injured like us anyway..."
"Rarity? Speaking of us... Where's everypony else?"
As they walked though the underground catacombs of the old castle, Rarity explained that it was best to split up into groups and how she had decided to go alone and look for Twilight.
"I am the only one with magic anyway"
"Thanks Rarity, but how do we know where the others are?"
"Well,we all decided to meet at Zecora's if we found a way out. Since we are so close to the ever free forest."
"Rarity look!" Twilight raised her hoof and Rarity's head soon followed.
"Why look you found a way out Twilight!"
But this moment was short lived. As two tall bipeds dressed in Grey with hellish red eyes looked upon them.
"Why look at what we have here?"
"Yes, if it is not ze(the) equines who escaped..."
"Hmm, I am rather still quite hungry" he said opening his mouth to reveal a series of sharp bloody fangs with the other do so too.
Twilight and Rarity both shut there eyes to maybe awake from this nightmare... but they did not.
Eyes still closed they heared nothing but the wind and footsteps.
Two loud bangs followed and two little clinks on the ground.
Rarity and Twilight opened thier eyes to find the two bipeds still standing but with one difference... No head. So after the two of the bodies fell to their knees and then hitting the ground hard, releasing a mixture of blood and maggots.
Twilight and Rarity still stood motionless, staring at the two headless bodies was more then traumatizing.
As they slowly raised their heads two things became apparent to them.
1: it was night.
2: there was a tall far more terrifying man with red eyes and a crimson coat and hat.
He simply said looking at the two bodies" I think that blew their minds, don't you?"
After all that the two equines could barely breath...
And they collapsed.
A/N so two unconscious ponies in front of a blood sucking vampire... Well nothing seems wrong or potentially dangerous here. :3