So, who exactly is protecting Ponyville when The Mane 6 & Spike are away? Well, let's just see who!
Alright, 37 followers, this was my goal because of Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger being the 37th Super Sentai team! So, I decided to do this story where it shows who's protecting Ponyville when all 7 are not there.
Well, our usual heroines and hero are away to this special event going on in the Crystal Empire! Uh-oh, if they're gone, then who's protecting Ponyville just in case some threatening villain comes seeking revenge? Well, we're going to find out soon enough because Garble is outside the entrance to town! Him and his 2 home boys Violet Flash & Boiler are there as well!
"Okay guys, let's find that trader & shred his eyes off!" Commanded Garble.
"You got it bro!" Replied Violet Flash.
"Yeah, that shrimp is dead meat! mmm shrimp & Meat, can we get some later at McKindles?" Asked Boiler.
"Sure, we can go there to celebrate our victory!"
So they attacked the innocent citizens of Ponyville! So many running and screaming! Just like the villagers from the Nicktoon, Tak & the Power of Juju! (No really, that old video game got it's own Nicktoon!). Berry Punch was running till she tripped!
"Big Sis, get-up!" said Berry Pinch.
That's when Boiler appeared behind Berry Punch.
"Sorry kid, it's too late for me! You gotta run!"
"No, you promised that when I become an adult, that you watch me drink my 1st entire bottle of Extra-hard cider!"
"Well, it seems that promises have to be broken sometimes!"
Boiler went in for the attack, but that's when he was hit in the back of the head with a carrot!
"Huh?"
He turned to see a bunny looking right at him.
"Oh, maybe I could turn you into rabbit stew, come here!" He then flew towards it, but that's when all the other animals from Fluttershy's Cottage came to back him up!
"Whoa, look at all your friends that I can turn into a yummy buffet!" Then they all started throwing stones, but the Bears and other large animals went in for the assault!
"Oh, you wanna fight uh? Fine that will make the meat very tender!"
Meanwhile... "Hahaha, come here kiddies, I just want some info, and if you don't tell me, then I'll just use my claws to cut it out of y'all!" Violet Flash threatened. The kids were all shaking with fear! He was gett...
"Hey Nathan, did you fix you're bed!?" Asked my step-grandma from my step-mom's side of the family.
"(When are you gonna die damnit?)" I thought with so much rage in my head because she's constantly annoying that I want to leave home right now so I can finally have my freedom! Seriously, I'm too lazy to do stuff before school! Anyway Violet flash was getting closer and closer, until he was hit in the head with an Apple!
"Ah, what was that?" He looked around and saw 3 fillies wearing red capes, and standing next to a catapult!
"The next shot is going for your crotch!" Said Scootaloo!
"Yeah, back off or else we fire again!" Threatened Applebloom.
"What they said!" Said Sweetie Belle!
"Okay, if you wanna die then bring it on!"
Meanwhile...
"WHERE IS HE?" Garble said, threatening the Mayor with 3 choices. She could either be ripped to shreds with claws, eaten, or burned alive till she's nothing but ash!
"Nopony will tell you where him, or the others are! He's a hero of this town! We'll never betray those 7 brave souls!" Said the Mayor.
"Eeyup!" Agreed, a big red stallion.
"Whoa, this guy looks like a dumba...." He was cutoff when Bigmac bucked his face sending him crashing through the wall of Town Hall.
"Okay buddy, you just dug your own grave! I'm gonna kill you, but not before you tell me where Spike is!"
"You came here looking for revenge, but do you want to know what mistakes you've made? You've used violence to get your way, you came here to get petty revenge, and you've threatened the Mayor, A true blue villain, and I can't just stand by & watch my home be ruined! So I must defend it while they are away!"
"Oh shut-up buddy, you look more stupid just by saying one word at a time!"
So here are the 3 fights!: Angel Bunny and Fluttershy's animal friends vs. Boiler The CMC vs. Violet Flash Big MAcintosh vs. Garble!
So Harry the bear went in for the 1st strike! Then the 2nd, then the 3rd! he was striking Boiler up until the 15th hit! That's where Boiler then grabbed harry by both of his claws and attempted to use his fire breath! That's when Hummingway and the other birds shut his mouth with a muzzle! he tried his best remove it, but he couldn't do it! Fluttershy taught them all how to tie a tight knot! Then Angel Bunny started using some Kung-fu moves on Boiler. for such a little guy, he can lay down a big can of whoop-ass! in fact, that was the name of the Powerpuff Girls before they became the Powerpuff Girls, the Whoop-ass Girls fomr this series of animated shorts called Whoop-ass stew! Anyway, Angel was a monster, that's when he had all the hedgehogs, and porupines start their assualt by sticking thier quils into his soft under belly, that would be the weakspot of all dragons if you watched that one episode of American Dragon Jake Long where Jake & Spud broke into the Huntsclan Training Bootcamp. Then Angel commanded the goats and Badgers to start ramming & biting him! This was a very one sided fight! Then he commanded the the rest of the animals to bring him his freeze raygun! Since dragons are reptiles, that means they are cold blooded, so that means cold temperatures are their weakness! Then Angel fired the freezeray, freezing Boiler.
Minutes later...
"(Huh, where am I? It fells so refreshingly warm, and also, what's cooking?)" he thought. he then woke-up to find himself in a couldron of boiling water! The animals were going to make dragon stew! Since Fluttershy wasn't home, what exactly were they going to eat am I right? So Dragon stew should be just enough food till the Element of Kindness comes back. Boiler was still muzzled, so he screamed muffled sreams of terror! All the animals were doing some sort of ceremonial dance while waiting for they stew to be finished.
"Hahaha, you 3 puny little girls think you can beat a big tough teenage dragon like..." He was cutoff when a watermelon hit him in the mouth! It cartoonishly entered and was swallowed whole! "Okay, you are so going down!"
Violet Flash flew towards them, but Scootaloo charged stronger hitting Violet Flash in the stomach! Violet Flash then started firing the watermelon seeds he coughed up. They struck Scootaloo with rapid speed. While he was distracted with assaulting her, Violet Flash didn't notice Sweetie Belle sneak behind him, and shout really loud into his ear hole!
"Ah, that was loud! I think I'm deaf in thi..." He was then hit with a papaya!
"Hey, sto..." He was then hit by an orange!
"You girls are so annoyin..." He then got hit by a fruitcake.
"That's not even a fruit!" he then got hit by a banana
"Stop driving me bananas you fu..." he then ate a bunch of green & purple grapes.
"Watch that mouth of yours, there are children here!" Said Ms.Cheerilee.
"Do I look like I give a da..." Then he was hit by a bowl of fruit punch!
"Okay Mr. Narrator, now you're just making things up!"
Shut-up will you, you're not suppose to know I exist, I'm just a disembodied voice!
"Well, why can't you make me win?"
This is a story where you and your friends play the villain! So stop complaining and take the pelting like a man! oh yes, the CMC then finish you off by launching a dozen of pineapples and coconuts.
"Ow! Ow! Ouch! hey, that Coconut was frozen! Gah, Pineapple to the chest! I'm outta here!" Said Violet Flash like a sore loser.
"YAY!!!" The CMC cheered, now for the moment we've all been waiting for!
Garble started off by firing a fireball that Big Mac leaped out of the way of, he then ran and turned around for a powerful buck! Garble braced himself!
*BAM!*
Garble quickly recovered from the blow! he then flew towards him with claws ready to slash, but then Big Mac went in for a successful drop kick! Big Mac was now on top of Garble, he then went on to pounding in his face with his own 2 hooves! Before he could land one hit, Garble then shoved him off! Garble was going to bite, but then Big Mac wrapped his back legs around Garble's waist, so they'd roll and then big Mac was back on top & then Bam, bam, bam! Oh, man Garble's nose was bleeding, he tried to breath fire, but the fire stopped halfway to his mouth when Big Mac slammed both hooves, causing the fire to blow-up in his body! Big Mac then started beating him till he wasn't conscious anymore! Garble was out, you can't see the pupils of his eyes anymore because of his sleep like state! Big Mac then got up and walked away! The Mayor then walked beside him.
"Thank you Big Mac, you and many others have save Ponyville from a dragon attack! I must host a celebration in your honor, the CMC's honor, and the honor of Fluttershy's animals!"
He then turned around to meet the Mayor's eyes and say...
"Eeyup! Also, are you free later? I'm almost done with my work and I have tons of spare time."
The Mayor blushed.
"You mean on a date?"
"Eeyup!"
So the celebration happened, Big Mac went out with the Mayor, The Mane 7 returned, Fluttershy was horrified to find a dragon skeleton in her cottage, and now Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon have a better respect for the substitute heroes!