> The Adventures Of Tom. > by Syliunt > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Tom and Pinkie Pie > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom was strapped to a table, in a dark room that was dark and scary, with no memories of how he got there because he was a rock. Looming over him with an infamous face was Pinkie-Pie holding a chisel and a hammer preparing to do something. “Glad you woke up” Pinkie said, but Pinkie was wrong because Tom did not wake up , because he was a rock and rocks don't sleep. . “Are you ready to ROCK it?”, the party pony asked giggling with delight Tom, but Tom did not respond, for he was a rock. This made pinkie VEEERYYY angry so she decided to start causing the rock on the table pain by making a large cut with her hammer and chisel before saying, “ I hope you you can feel this, GRANITE ive never been a rock before so I wouldnt know”. Pinkie laughed at her own joke but Tom did not react, because he was a rock. This made Pinkie-Pie even more angry, she shouted “WELL MAYBE I HAVE TO HAMMER IT INTO YOU”before striking tom with the hammer and laughing hysatarically for a few moments, followed by a deep gave at the rock waiting for a reaction. Tom did not react, because he was a rock. Just then the table broke under Toms weight and he rolled on top of pinky crushing her to death. And thus Tom saved the universe yet again. > Tom And The Race > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today was the running of the leaves and everypony was lined up at the Starting line with tom at the far right. “3,2,1, GOOOOO” the anouncer shouted and everypony sprinted from the starting line except for Tom. Tom stayed still, beacuse he was a rock. The ponys in the croud cheer the racers on realized this, well all but one of them did. Everypony left Tom at the startingline except for Rarity. Rarity ran up to tom with a clear sense of love in her eyes. she embraced Tom at the line and yelled out to all the world “I LOVE THIS PONY HE WILL BE MY HUSBAND!” But Tom did not respond or react, for he was a rock. However her yelling had caused an avalanche crushing everypony in the race except for tom. ”Tom sweety, this is your chance, go and win the race!” But tom didn’t move because Tom was a rock. That didn’t matter though beacuse Rarity carried him all the way to the finish line causing tom to come in first place. Tom did not care or have an oppinion on any of this, for he was a rock. When he won he heard that the ponies crushed by rocks had been okay, and a tear rolled down his cheek. A tear, of joy, and a tear of accomplishment. > Tom Babysits the Cutie Mark Crusaders > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, Tom was assigned to watch over the three tiny fillies, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. Tom could not refuse because he was a rock. Once the Cutie Mark Crusaders arrived, they asked him what they could do for fun. But Tom couldn't suggest any ideas because he was a rock. As time went by, the three decided to sneak out to get their cutie marks but Tom was in the way because he was a rock. But one good thing had come out of this night. Tom had finally gotten his cutie mark. It was a rock. By guest author Faint Hymn. > Tom and The Ball > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom’s phone rang but he couldn't pick it up because he was a rock, so he let it ring. It went to voicemail as Rarity’s voice came over the speaker saying “Tom hunny? This is your bride, rarypoo.” (that was a pet name that Rarity had given herself since Tom could not give her one because, Tom was a rock) “Anyways I just wanted to tell you that I will be coming over later to pick you up so we can go to the ball in canterlot together” she added with a giggle “see you soon” then hung up the phone. Tom did not respond to Rarity’s message for 2 reasons. The first was because Tom was a rock. The second was because tom was in the middle of the street and didn't even own a phone because he was a rock. he waited there for 6 hours because he had nothing to do. This was because Tom was a rock. Finally Rarity showed up in a beautiful ball gown and jewelery. She ran and embraced Tom but tom did not seem to care, for Tom was a rock. Rarity kissed tom for a few minutes before asking him “Are you ready to go?”. Tom did not respond because Tom was a Rock. Rarity then said “ Ok then lets go!” as she picked tom up and slowly walked towards canterlot. She seemed to be pleased with his response though. Tom did not seem to notice Rarity stealing him away, for he was a rock. 3 days later they showed up in canterlot 2 days and 16 hours late for the ball. Rarity was still optimistic seeing as how she got to be with her love Tom. Tom however was sad He really wanted to go to that ball he thought as he looked at canterlot. > Tom Thinks With Portals > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Woke Up in a big white room, but he did not react because he was a Rock. Glados' voice rang out from the speakers, "Oh good you're awake, are you ready to begin testing?" Glados asked, Tom did not respond for he was a Rock. This angered Glados and she released nano-toxins, this did not affect Tom for he was a rock, Glados was very angry now. She took tom and put him into the Incinerator, but Tom did not struggle for he was a rock. tom fell and fell, but Tom was a big rock and he plugged the tube up, causing Pressure to build and then explode, Tom flew to safety, but he did not react for he was a rock. Tom landed and said nothing because he was just a rock. Guest Writer: Leadsharp > Tom Meets Daring Do. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom was sitting in his spot as usual, but Tom did not say or do anything. Meanwhile Daring Do has acquired her newest Treasure, but that had sprigged a trap! Tom was in his Room when suddenly his Door opened and he was rolling after a orange pony with a grey mane and tail, Tom said nothing because he was a rock. Daring Do Ran as fast as her hooves could carry her, but it seemed Tom was going to Crush her, in the last seconds of the chase Daring Do escaped Tom's bulkiness with seconds to spare! Tom was sad, he wanted to meet this pony, and he wanted a Hug. ): Guest writer: Leadsharp > Tom And Dash. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, Tom was sitting there like he always did because he was a rock. As he sat there he felt a large vibration followed by a sound of an explosion and a rainbow. He did not care however because he was a rock. As he sat there a bult of blue mixed with a rainbow spurted past him and around back into his face. Rainbow dash, One of the MANE 6 had crashed into him "Watch where your- OH HEY TOM!" she shouted,happily but Tom did not respond he just stood there beacuse he was a rock. RD stared at him for a second then said "GREAT IDEA TOM LETS RACE!" then she shouted 321 GO and ran off towards raritys house, but tom stood there alone because he was a rock. a single pebble (tear?) rolled down his rocky cheek, he was lonley because he was a rock...... > Tom- by Bugenhagen > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The early morning light filtered through the library windows illuminating the Ponyville library. Tom did not notice however being that he is a rock. He also did not notice when Spike walked down the stairs to make breakfast. “Oh hey Tom.” Said the drowsy dragon. Tom didn’t reply, for he was a rock, and rocks don’t have mouths to reply with. Spikes eyes shot wide open as he realized that there was actually a huge rock in the middle of the library, and one that managed to captivate Rarity more than Spike could ever dream to. “Tom…” Tom did not hear Spike because rocks do not have ears to hear with. The small dragon now leaned over the humble rock with an evil smile on his face as he was planning what pain to inflict upon his rival in love. It was too late for Spike to do anything though because the extra weight of Spike on the floor of the library made the floor cave, and the duo crashed to the basement. Thankfully for Spike, Tom landed first with Spike face planting the floor next to him. Not so thankfully for Spike, Tom decided that the best way to cheer Spike up from his malice was to give him a hug. “Oh no!” yelled the infant dragon, he struggled to do anything that might help him escape the loving embrace of his crush’s lover. Tom couldn’t hear him scream because he was a rock, and like has been stated before, does not ears. Spike let out a crunching noise as Tom rolled on top of him, and released a scroll teleporting spell over him and Tom, and the fumes of dragon breathe over took them. Celestia was standing in front of the vault containing the elements of harmony, just as Tom appeared right in front of her. “Hello Tom, what brings you audience to my attention?” Tom stayed silent, for his body language said it all. “Is that so?” Asked the princess, “Well in that case- Oh my” She saw Spike wedged against the vault door, and Tom. “Well Spike, looks like you’re stuck against a rock and a hard place” If Tom could laugh he would have, but he is a rock and rocks can’t laugh > Tom and Rarity > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rarity looked at tom, he was everything she ever wanted. The chisled abs. the rock hard muscles. what wouldnt she want. but tom didnt care, beacuse he was a rock. rarity asked tom to love her forever but tom said nothing beacuse he was a rock. Rarity was sad. She said she hated tom, and ran into the streat only to be hit by a pssing pegasus and she was put in a coma at the hospital tom was there next to her. he didnt mean for this to happen he wanted to tell her that he would love her 5EVER! tom was sad, but he couldnt tell her anything for he was a rock. but he had an idea..... he put a metal ring under himself and waited until she awoke. Rarity realized he was trying to ask her to mary him. she screamed yes. (TO BE CONT.) > Tom and rarity 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rarity had it all planned out. the dress, the tux, the guests , the entertainment. everything would be PERFECT. she turned to her lover Tom and grabbed him in a loving embrace. She never wanted to leave toms side. Ever. Tom Did not care because he was a rock. And by being a rock he was perfect for her. the wedding was just about to start and Rarity was all tense, and tom was calm and collected because he was a rock. Rarity walked down the aisle pushing tom in front of her and they saw the maids of honor and the groomsmen. The bridesmaids where the other members of the mane six and the groomsmen were fossils because Tom was a Rock. They approached the preist and rarity said her vows. Tom said nothing because Tom was a rock.The preist asked Rarity if she took tom to be her lofly wedded husband and she said she did. He asked tom the same thing about rarity and tom nodded.(not even sure....) Then I now pronounce you Rock and Pony. You may kiss the bride. Tom then leaned over and kissed her passionately. Tom then flew back to there house for the honeymoon If you know what I mean..... > Tom And The Talent Show. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom was backstage Watching the Cutie mark crusaders sing there theme song in front of the massive crowd. He didn't fret though because he was a rock. Rarity came up behind him and hugged him "dont worry tom Youll do perfectly." Tom didnt worry beacuse rocks dont have emotions. As the cutie mark crusaders finished up rarity pushed tom onto the stage beacuse he couldnt walk, for he was rock. the lights dimmed. The crowd became silent. and the music began in the backround. It was clear to everypony exactly what tom was about to do.... INTERPRATIVE DANCE. He ran across the stage hopping and jumping while staying in the middle at the exact same time doin nothing beacuse Tom was a rock. As the song ended tom was sweating buckets of pebbles. he couldnt breathe....mainly because he didnt have lungs because he was a rock. The crowed cheered as loud as they could and tom won the 1st place overall award but tom didnt care beacuse he was a rock, > Tom in the Hunger games part 1 part 1 part 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom sat there as the peace keepers struggled to bring Tom to the podium being as Tom was a rock. His family of rocks didnt cry beacuse they had no emotions...Probably beacuse they too were rocks. Effie being the complete troll that she was and not being a pony yelled at him to say somthing but tom didnt beacuse Tom was a rock.Rarity was the only pony in the crowd crying as tom boarded the train and iif you could see closely enough tom almost shed a pebble (tear). > Tom and the thief - by Bronymaster > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom sat at the top of the stairs where Rarity had left him. He was barely balancing. Rarity invited him to bed earlier but he didn’t come because he is a rock. While Tom was sitting at the top of the stairs thief snuck into the store. The thief slowly walked over to the line of dresses that Rarity had made. Still, Tom did not react, because he is a rock. As the thief went about her task, she tripped over one of the dresses, and crashed into the stairs. This almost made Tom fall down the stairs. He did not care, though, because he is a rock. The crash woke up Rarity, who immediately checked downstairs and began chasing the Thief. As she was chasing the thief, she began to yell at Tom to help her. Tom felt bad, and wanted to help, but could not because he is a rock. Eventually, the thief turned on Rarity, and pinned her to the ground. However, when she pinned her to the ground, she banged a little too hard on the floor. The vibration was just enough to start Tom’s fall down the stair. The thief noticed Tom coming at her, and tried to get out of the way. She was not able to move quickly enough, and her tail was trapped by Tom. Rarity immediately ran to the police station and told them everything. After about ten minutes, the police were thanking Tom for catching the thief, who had apparently been stealing dresses from all of Equestria’s most famous fashion designers. The mayor then walked in and said she was going to thank Tom personally in front of the whole town and give him a big shiny medal. Rarity was hugging Tom and saying that he deserved something ‘special’ for helping her. Tom would have been very excited and happy. But he wasn’t very excited and happy because he is a rock. > Chip off the old tom -pt1 By bronymaster > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, tom was sitting on a cliff, watching birds fly overhead. His wife, Rarity, was sitting right next to him, looking very happy with the moment. Tom was so happy, but he couldn’t show it, cause he was a rock. Suddenly, while Tom wasn’t looking (We think he was distracted by nothing, cause he is a rock), another boulder on top of a hill behind him started rolling down. She wanted a hug from Tom, because she was jealous of Rarity. When the boulder gave Tom a hug, he was scared by how big she was, and tumbled off the Cliff, with the boulder still chasing him. When Tom hit the bottom, the boulder knocked into him, chipping a large piece of him off. When Rarity reached the bottom of the hill, she noticed the chip, and began to shout at Tom for having a kid without her. Tom was sorry, and tried to explain that it was an accident, but couldn’t because he was a rock. Rarity was angry at Tom, and stomped off, saying their marriage was over. This made Tom very sad, and he shed a few pebbles. > Tom goes to School Part 1. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Tom, you need a job!" Shouted Rarity. She was fed up of Toms lollygagging about on her couch. It was either get a job or get out for poor old Tom. Sadly though Tom had not yet completed school. In fact, he never even started it, but he could not tell Rarity this, for he was a rock. "..." Said Tom as he rolled out the door. He had to go to the near by school and learn so he could get a job. "I LOVE YOU TOO TOM!" Yelled Rarity after him. She went back inside and wept, and never realized why. Tom Stopped at the school and was met by the three fillies he had once foalsat. It was the Cutie Mark Crusaders. "Hey you!" Yelled the small Pegasus named Scootaloo. "What are you doing here? Your a big Pony!" "He's not a pony! He is a rock!" shouted the white unicorn filly. "IS NOT!" Screamed Scootaloo "IS TOO!" Sweetie belle screamed back BRRRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG The school bell sounded indicating the start of the school day. Tom's first ever. TO BE CONTINUED (BUM BUM BUMMMMM!!) > Reunion by Urnathok > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Such aninsufferable infrequency it was with which abrief reprise from the vicissitudes of thesedimentary nature of the daily ongoings of one Thomas Rock, that the physically desensitized individual in question had littlebut a breath's span to contemplate theforthcoming advent of the social gatheringwhich comprised a reunion of the familial mineral samples to which the colloquially named Tom was so often associated. Wherefore thevoluminous boulder and his magnanimousequine paramour found themselves beset bythe banalities which so often, so uncompromisingly often, plagued the silent conversation and interactions of the Rock society wouldbe heretofore and ever more (alas!) apitifully yet painstakingly shrouded mystery.The interloping mineral formation who took upon himself themonicker Tom prayed a silent thanks to thepowers which be that the forces of thesomatic among the sedimentary would bekept forever in the misty abyss of theunknown to his ever-alluring hooved cohort.Verily, he did feel, the slings and arrows which comprised the non-verbal barbshurled his way by his unflinching and unalterably intolerant circle of relations would have in doubitably scarred and disgraced Her Ladyship Rarity.Thusly in silence did Tom uphold the mostprofound ideals of stoicism under thecutting relentlessness wrought by theignorant criticism of his family with respectto their views on the equine with whom thetheft of their hearts and affections hadbeen exchanged. For despite all reason, theways of Rocks are set in stone. By Urnathok. > Tom goes to the doctor by Apex Wind > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rarity realized that Tom needed to see a doctor. This was because Rarity found out Tom had never gotten checked out by a doctor. Tom did not go to the doctor, because he could not go to the doctor, because he was a rock. So Rarity carried Tom to the doctor and brought him to the examination room. The doctor checked for his heartbeat, but couldn’t find one, because tom was a rock. Then he checked Tom’s reflexes. He hit Tom with the small hammer, but Tom did not move, for he was still a rock. The doctor performed other tests, like using a needle on Tom’s skin, but the needle broke, because he was a rock. After a long while, Tom got bored of waiting, but he wasn’t actually bored, because boards are made of wood, and Tom was a rock. The doctor came back after a while and said, “Tom is the healthiest pony in all of Equestria!” And Tom’s amazing health became famous across all of Equestria, and they wanted to know how to use his health to make ponies all immortal. At a big meeting, Tom gave a speech to all the curious ponies about his health. It was the greatest speech ever told. But Tom only said it in his mind, so no pony could hear it. However, Tom still cannot think, because he is a rock. By Apex Wind > Tom goes to school Part 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom, led by the three fillies that made up the cutie mark crusaders rolled into Cherilee's class and crushed his own desk. He sat there staring at the teacher unable to take notes or answer any questions the teacher had because he was a rock. Tom however did choose a good day to come to school because the next thing they did was show and tell. Scootaloo went first and showed her scooter. Tom was not impressed because he was a rock. Next went Applebloom who showed an apple. This made Tom hungry. Finally sweetie belle went and she showed Tom to the class claiming her show and tell item was her sisters husband. Finally it was toms turn and when he went up to the front of the room he had nothing to show because he was a rock. Tom felt very sad and began to cry in front of everypony in class but being a rock his crying pebbles were indistinguishable from his sweat pebbles and no one noticed him crying. Tom rolled backed to his crushed desk and got an F because he was a rock. Right as Cherilee was about to start the next lesson The bell rang signifying Lunch time and everypony ran out of the class except Tom because Tom was a rock. TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3! > The touching tale of tom. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom was born in a volcano, which he considered to be his mom. He quickly grw and was pushed into his mom's wall until he was loged inside of it. He felt so close to his mom he thought he could feel the love radiating around him (But really it was just the lava.) One day, when Tom was playing his favorite game (The do nothing game.) He heard a large bang from behind and all around him followed by lava shooting past him. His mom exploded covering half of Equestria with rock and ash. Tom felt himself dislodged from his mothers wall right before she exploded and suddenly, Tom became an orphan Tom was alone. He was a young rock. Not much older than Luna herself. He had no where to turn to and no pony to love.But then he met that dastardly dragon discord. "OH hello there small stone." Discord said noticing that this rock was no ordinary rock. Discord saw the potential to be defeated by Tom so as all great villians he tried to harness Tom's incredeble powers. But tom had no powers and discord was mistaken beacuse Tom was a rock. Tom didnt realize that this dragon was evil and accepted him into his life as a father, before Discord turned on him and trapped him in a large stone where he would wait until the fair maiden known as Rarity came to save him. On that day Tom would realize that Discord wasn't actually mistaken and Tom did have a power. The power of laser vision. Tom, being freed from his imprisonment went right up to Discord and with one blast of his laser killed discords entire family.Tom realized that this power was to great to use and never used it again THUS ENDS THE HISTORY OF ONE THOMAS THE ROCK! ((MADE FOR A CONTEST))