The great King Sombra was going down in the elevator when it stopped to let Discord inside. Discord greeted Sombra. The two of them went further down when the elevator stopped once again to let Zecora in. "Quite a big crowd as I can see... Hopefully, they will let me be." the stressed zebra muttered under her breath as she stepped into the elevator. About six floors further down, Braeburn stepped into the elevator. He pushed the button to go up, causing everyone to groan. Sixteen floors up they picked up another pony, Sweetie Belle. Once the small filly got inside the elevator, she proceeded to press almost every single button in a random order. Discord facepawed and Sombra hit his head against the wall.
This was going to be a LONG trip...
Their first stop was at Room 10. The elevator door opened. Not much was in this hotel room. A couple of green chairs and a pink table were in the room. A few seconds later, the elevator door closed.
Their next stop at was Room 8. They looked inside. Nothing but empty, black darkness. A few seconds before the door closed, Bon Bon was seen walking past them... twice.
The door opened once again at Room 18. Lyra was sitting in the middle of the blue room screaming "FINGERS" at the top of her lungs.
The next stop was at Room 4. When the door opened, they had to shield their eyes. Everything beyond the door seemed to be in stereoscopic 3-D.
Next, they stopped at Room 13. Inside the room was what looked quite a bit like the interior of Fluttershy's house. "Well, this is my stop." Discord said as he left the elevator.
They went down to Room 9. The elevator door opened to reveal a mirror... nothing else, just a plain old mirror. Again, the doors closed.
Next, they went up to Room 20. The door opened, revealing a small basket of chocolate chip cookies. Everypony quickly took a cookie before the door closed again.
The next stop was at Room 7. When the elevator door opened, it looked as if they were in space, looking at the stars, planets, and other cosmic entities. It was quite a magnificent sight to behold.
Next, they stopped by Room 3. Everypony screamed, and Braeburn shielded Sweetie Belle's eyes. Ms. Harshwhinny was showering. Once she noticed them she, too screamed and closed the curtains. Once again, the elevator door closed.
After about ten minutes of going up, they reached Room 33. The elevator door opened, revealing nothing but clouds, bright light, and an angelic choir-like singing in an unknown language. The experience was very beautiful and absolutely breathtaking. Everypony was sad to leave the presence of Room 33.
They next went down to Room 26. On the wall opposite of them, was the word "ERROR" painted with red.
Next, they stopped at Room 15. The room was white and in the center was a large statue of a Minion. Had it not been so large, horribly disfigured, and covered in blood, one might have mistaken it for the real one.
Their Next stop was Room 24. The room was dark and looked to be filled with various torture devices. Only Braeburn seemed to have noticed the blood coming out of the iron maiden before the door closed.
They stopped next at Room 11. It looked like, if they stepped out of the elevator, they would be outside on a cloudy day. None of them, however, stepped out because of the countless knives that were falling from the clouds.
Next, they went up and stopped at Room 31. It was another room with a mirror. However, this time something came out. It was Discord! He got up and brushed himself off while muttering strange and provocative things to himself.
Their next stop was Room 19. All they saw was a window. Braeburn looked through and said "Look out the window! There's a window!" Indeed, Braeburn was correct. Outside the window was, in fact, another window and absolutely nothing else... just a window suspended by absolute nothingness.
Their next stop was at Room 5. Braeburn shielded Sweetie Belle's eyes from what they saw. Rainbow Dash was grinding on top of Applejack. Applejack wasn't wearing her hat. Rainbow Dash was wearing it and had even put one of her own feathers in it. They made groaning sounds of pleasure until the elevator door closed. This was something Braeburn would not soon forget.
Next, they moved on up to Room 29. Celestia and Luna were playing around in a pool of unusually thick water, splashing around in it and having fun. Celestia used her magic to turn the thick, almost white liquid into a stream and tried to get as much of it as she could into Luna's begging mouth just as the elevator door closed.
Finally, they made it to Floor 51, but the elevator door didn't open. Suddenly, a sharp noise was heard, like rending metal and tearing flesh. Suddenly, gravity seemed to have stopped working. It took several seconds before they realized that they were falling, and fast. Discord created a shield to keep them all safe from impact, though it took several minutes before the elevator crashed and everyone was knocked unconscious.
When they came to, they saw that the power in the elevator was still working. It said that they were at Room 0. They forced the doors open and found that they were in an almost Hell-like place. Lava was everywhere. Rotting corpses lay at their hooves. The screams of tortured souls could be heard, coming from every direction. When they turned around, the ruined elevator was gone.
It was a beautiful sunny day when Iron Will went into the Ponyville Hotel. He walked up to the desk and talked to the pony who worked there and she gave Iron Will his room key, which was Room 2.
Iron Will went to the elevator, pressed the button, and waited awhile. When the elevator finally opened, he saw three small fillies, the Cutie Mark Crusaders. He walked into the elevator and turned to notice that nearly all of the buttons have been pressed. Iron Will turned to get out, but it was too late. The elevator door had shut.
They went up to Room 4. On the opposite wall, written in what either looked like silly string or toothpaste, said: "Brush. Brush. Brush. Brush. Brushing everywhere." Colgate was in the center of the room masturbating with her trademark toothbrush.
They stopped next at Room 17. A tall, pale pony in a black suit with no face was quietly holding an abnormally large lollipop and watching them until the elevator door shut once again.
Their next stop was Room 13. Inside was a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.
Then, they stopped at Room 6. Inside was a painting of Princess Luna eating a cheese wheel. Iron Will thought the art piece seemed quite abstract.
They then stopped at Room 14. The elevator door opened to reveal another elevator. Nopony stepped into the other elevator because of the Glow Cloud that was in it. All hail the Glow Cloud.
They went up to Room 23. They looked inside and saw multiple Pinkie Pies. In fact, there were too many Pinkie Pies.
The next went down to Room 7. Inside was countless Pewdiepies. This time, there were too many Pewdiepies.
They went down to Room 5. Inside, Applejack was licking Rainbow Dash's erect nipples. "Those nipples look so rock hard" Iron Will thought.
Next, they stopped at Room 32. SnowDrop was dancing around the room shouting "I can see!" She poked her head into the elevator and shouted it once more. The elevator door closed around her small neck, causing her head to pop off in a bloody mess. This caused the Cutie Mark Crusaders to scream in terror. The dead filly's head landed in Iron Will's hands.
When they made their next stop, Room 18, Iron Will tossed SnowDrop's decapitated head into the purple and black void. The head was savagely ripped apart by the dark, swirling vortex.
They made their next stop at Room 11. There was a stallion in a grey trenchcoat in the room holding something out in his hoof. "Hey, little girls, want some candy?" the stallion said. The Cutie Mark Crusaders took the candy without any incident.
They next got to Room 28. They didn't see anything. They just heard:
"Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis.
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis."
Soon the elevator door closed, removing them from the strange room.
The next time the elevator door opened, they were at Room 19. All they could see was a giant pile of potatoes and sauerkraut.
The elevator door opened next at Room 36. It was hard to describe what they saw. There was... diamond... diamond everything.
Next, they stopped at Room 16. There was nothing but white space everywhere, as if the room was a fresh canvas just waiting to be painted. Nopony stepped outside, all of them in fear of falling into an infinite white abyss.
They next stopped at Room 21. Inside, Twilight Sparkle was ramming her horn directly into Trixie's flank. Fluttershy was watching from the corner of the room and said "Nature is so fucking metal." as she joined in, turning the love-fest into a three-way.
They went up to Room 12. Inside was Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. Shining Armor was thrusting his large, thick, throbbing stallionhood in and out of Cadence's backside. In and out. In and out. In and out. Faster and faster until both Shining Armor and Princess Cadence screamed in ecstasy as, together as one, they reached climax.
They went down to Room 1. It was a room full of baby changelings. In the corner of the room was Chrysalis giving birth to another baby. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And then the elevator door closed.
Next, they went to Room 7. Inside was a basket. Inside the basket, there were seven orange balls with stars on them. Around the basket was a pentagram drawn with chalk and outlined with sequins.
They went up to Room 20. Octavia and Vinyl Scratch were farting in each others' mouths. Somehow, the two of them were enjoying it, but it stank real bad. The elevator door closed just as Octavia brought out a cup.
Next they went to Room 34. In this room they saw Ember giving Spike a blowjob. Spike really looked like he was enjoying Ember's sweet mouth on his hard cock. Ember's head went up and down on Spike's shaft while he fingered her hard dragon nipples.
They next went to Room 37. In the room was a snake inserting its tail into a chicken's rear end "That must be how a cockatrice is made..." Scootaloo thought.
Their next stop was Room 40. Inside, Celestia was getting the shit railed out of her by Flash Sentry. Her royal flank was taking quite a beating. In fact, Iron Will even saw some blood trickle out.
About ten minutes later, they made it to Iron Will's destination, Room 2. When Iron Will stepped out of the elevator he ran directly to his bed, got under the covers, and then started to cry manly tears.
It was a cold, starry night. Doctor Whooves was outside, looking for a place to stay. He decided to go to the Ponyville Hotel to stay the night. He went inside, paid for his room key, which was for Room 1, and waited for the elevator to arrive. A couple minutes later, it arrived and there was another pony in it... Sweetie Belle. Only a moment after the door closed, did he notice that most of the buttons had been pressed. He sighed loudly.
Their first stop was at Room 7. Inside the room was a cat baked into a Pop-Tart. An annoying, but catchy tune was playing louder and louder as it got nearer.
Their next stop was at Room 19. Inside, they saw Berry Punch and Morgan Freemane. Berry Punch was putting sprinkles on her erect nipples while Morgan Freemane was saying "Mm Hmm, I do love me some titty sprinkles."
Next, they stopped at Room 12. The room was full of misshapen cows. Nothing but cows & cows & cows.
Their next stop was Room 6. They looked inside and saw Fluttershy shoving Angel into her ass.
Their next stop was Room 8. Spike walked into the elevator.
Next, they stopped by Room 14. There were three ponies inside, but they looked like they came out of an anime.
Their next stop led them to Room 23. Inside was a large lobster, playing an electric guitar.
Next they went down to Room 16. Maud Pie was on he floor masturbating with a stone dildo. Spike's dragon boner quadrupled in size when he saw her and he began fapping. Fap... Fap... Fap... Spike spurted his dragon load all over Maud's face just before the elevator doors closed, which was quite impressive since he was at least eight feet away from her.
Next, they went to Room 13. They saw a basket with a note that said to take what was inside. " I got a chocolate bar." said Doctor Whooves. "I got a lollipop." said Sweetie Belle. "I got a rock." Spike said sourly.
Their next stop was Room 5. Rainbow Dash and Applejack were shitting into a cup and eating it. Doctor Whooves tried his best not to throw up. But he remembered what Silver told him... "It's no use!"
They went up to Room 24. They saw Gilda moving a chicken back and forth through her cunt, repeatedly shouting "Scootaloo" as she reached her climax.
Next, they went down to Room 9. Pinkie Pie had an enema in her butt and she was mixing her cake ingredients inside it. "Hopefully it will taste good when it comes back out." Spike thought.
Then, they went up to Room 27. Inside the room was mayonnaise flowing like waterfalls.
Next, they went to Room 38. They looked inside and saw Twilight Sparkle (not an alicorn) making love to her alicorn self from the future. Owlowiscious was watching and providing ambience.
Next, they stopped at Room 33. Inside the room was Celestia and Luna shoving various foreign objects into their vaginas, each increasing in size. The elevator door closed as they got to bowling balls.
Next, they stopped at Room 42. Inside, Soarin was nibbling on a cherry pie. Then, with one swift motion, HE THRUST HIS DICK INTO THE PIE!.
Next, they stopped at Room 48. They looked inside and saw Granny Smith getting her saggy pony anus ripped apart by Big Macintosh. The old bag was being fucked harder and harder until she was nothing but a puddle of flesh and skin, soaked with Big Macintosh's seed.
Next, they stopped at Room 37. Inside, they saw Trixie making out with a pillow. Upon closer inspection, the pillow seemed to have Sweetie Belle's face crudely painted on it. This time, it was Sweetie Belle's turn to vomit.
The next room they went to was Room 32. In the room was Silver Spoon, putting spoons, forks, and butter knives in her anus, one by one until her tiny anus ripped open, instantly causing shit and piss and blood to fly everywhere. This time, Spike vomited, adding the content of his stomach to the mix. Considering the fact that all he had eaten was gems, the room, and part of the elevator, sparkled and shined and looked considerably more beautiful as a result.
Their next stop was at Room 40. Inside was Chrysalis, Cadence, and Shining Armor having a glorious three-way. Princess Cadence was on top, Chrysalis was on bottom, and Shining Armor was smack dab in the middle.
Next, they stopped at Room 44. They saw a mare rubbing what looked like her octopussy. That's right, her vagina had 8 pink tentacles coming out of it. Everyone in the elevator immediately threw up at the sight of the freakish mare. They started pounding on the walls of the elevator as they wanted nothing more than for the doors to close as a freakish alien mouth started to protrude from it.
They stopped next at Room 39. Inside the room, Mr. Cake was spreading vanilla frosting on his wife's vagina. He then proceeded to shove the frosting bag's tip inside and squeezed the remaining frosting into her, filling her like a balloon. At least Doctor Whooves hoped that was frosting...
Next, they went back to Room 48. Inside was Caramel thrusting his long shaft inside Granny Smith's old, withered folds.
He moved his rod in and out. In and out. In and out. In and out. With one final thrust, Caramel screamed in ecstasy as his seed filled the already-used puddle of flesh he called "Granny." Doctor Whooves had had enough of this madness. He pressed the button to go to Room 1 over and over again as Caramel turned to them and smiled. Doctor Whooves just wanted to go to bed and forget this tragedy.
It took about ten minutes, but they finally made it down to Room 1. Doctor Whooves went into the room, pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver, pointed at his head, and tried to erase the memory of what he had just experienced, but remembered that the Sonic Screwdriver wasn't capable of that as he turned around, saw the elevator door close for the last time and heard it go up.
One day Celestia and Luna were coming back to the hotel from the Ponyville salon. They re-entered the hotel and waited at the elevator door. They walked in and greeted Sweetie Belle. When Luna turned around, she saw that Sweetie Belle had pressed most of the buttons... All Luna could think was "Crap..." as they went up.
Their first stop was Room 15. Inside was a whiteboard with /mlp/ crudely written on it in marker under the text, 4CHAN 4EVER and a picture of Twilight Sparkle breastfeeding Fluttershy.
Next, They stopped at Room 7. They looked inside and saw Zoe Trent getting anally fucked by Spike.
Their next stop was at Room 3. Inside was an old television, buzzing with static. Pinkie Pie was sitting in front of it as she turned her head to them and said "They're He-e-ere..."
They next stopped at Room 14. Fluttershy was on the floor, hoofing herself to the sounds of birds tweeting. She came when a bird hit, and held, a particularly high note.
Their next stop was at Room 19. They looked inside and saw Gilda taking a shit on Carrot Top's Face. Carrot Top was letting whatever pieces she could fall into her mouth.
Next, they stopped at Room 13. Inside the room was Derpy. She reached into a box and pulled out some dildos and oranges. She proceeded to shove the oranges up her ass and take bites out of the dildos.
They next stopped at Room 10. They saw Spitfire shoving large anal beads up her butt and pulling the other end out from her mouth.
Next, they stopped at Room 18. Twilight Sparkle's owl, Owlowiscious, was getting jack-hammered by Philomena. Owlowiscious was going "Hoo!" with every thrust of Philomena's rock-hard cock.
Their next stop was at Room 9. They looked inside and saw Guts Man's butt.
Next, they stopped at Room 16. Inside, they saw Babs Seed making out with a Spyro The Dragon plushie.
They stopped next at Room 11. They saw Flash Sentry singing "Oh, love is everywhere and there is white stuff everywhere..." Indeed, there was white stuff everywhere.
Next they went to Room 17. Octavia was masturbating with her violin bow. As she kept going, blood started coming out. At first it was just a little bit, then huge gushes of blood spurted out. It looked as if Scorpion took his spear and went psycho on her cunt.
Their next stop was at Room 5. They looked inside and saw Rainbow Dash cut off Applejack's hair and stuff it in her vagina as she came.
Next, they stopped at Room 20. The elevator door didn't open. The elevator was motionless, and after a couple of minutes, all lights shut off. The elevator lost power. Celestia focused her magic as she blasted the elevator door off. They took a look around them. The floor was a greyish-white and the walls were pitch black.
They looked around the area for about five minutes and the three of them froze when they heard a loud crash behind them, accompanied by a jiggling sound and a ferocious, watery roar. They turned around to see what it was. The creature towered even over Celestia as it raised its front stone roller and brought it down with a mighty force. Soon, the beast was closing in on them, and fast.
The three of them ran as fast as they could for their very lives. They made a sharp turn and managed to evade the beast. As it thundered past them, Celestia tried using her magic against it. It had no visible, effect on the creature, if any at all. They heard it roll past them. They thought they were safe. It turned to the left, and left once more.
Sweetie Belle saw it first. She moved her tiny legs to Get Celestia and Luna's attention and pointed in the creature's direction. "Oh, shit!" Celestia shouted as they ran off once again. They ran for about what seemed like forever until they saw they had hit a dead end. The creature slowed down as it cornered them, as if to savor the moment.
Out of nowhere, Twilight Sparkle jumped in front of it, causing it to go backwards in fear as its body solidified and turned a deep shade of violet. They saw this as their chance to destroy the beast. They combined their power and blasted the creature, shattering its large stone rollers. Realizing that it was defeated it turned around and ran off pathetically.
Twilight asked what they were doing here and Celestia said it was because of Sweetie Belle pressing random buttons in the elevator. Then Twilight asked why they didn't just teleport out. "Oh shut up, Twilight" Celestia mumbled as they teleported to the entrance of the hotel.
Everypony was evacuated and the hotel was closed down a day later. Nopony, especially Sweetie Belle, will ever forget what happened on that elevator. The surprises and horrors experienced will stay in the minds of those who experienced them.
Zecora went back to the Everfree Forest. Cadence and Shining Armor went back to Canterlot. Chrysalis went back to her nest to take care of her thousands of children. Iron Will started being the spokesminotaur for a new testosterone supplement to help lacking male ponies. Spike went back to living with Twilight Sparkle. Discord moved back into the royal castle. Sweetie Belle had to get exorcised because the mare who ran the hotel was controlling and haunting her, and Sombra found a great new home within the gates of Tartarus.
Sweetie Belle is paying for the mental psychiatry of Doctor Whooves and Braeburn. The two of them will never forget what they saw, for it will be burned into their minds for the rest of their days. Rainbow Dash and Applejack are now in a moving relationship and are now happily married. Nopony will ever forget those who died in the hotel. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are now helping Sweetie Belle build a brand new strip club right over the foundation of the hotel...
Today is Sweetie Belle's first day on the job at the new strip club. All around her were girls in some of the skimpiest dresses she had ever seen. She was able to make out a few familiar faces, like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, Cherry Jubilee and Berry Punch, even Trixie was there. But none were more noticeable than Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.
"Apple Bloom, Scootaloo! What are you two doing here?" Sweetie Belle asked as she ran up to them.
"We came to work with you." Scootaloo said.
"Besides. It might be a great new start to findin' our cutie marks again." said Apple Bloom.
"So... Who exactly are we working for anyway?" Scootaloo asked.
"That would be me." a voice came from behind the three fillies. It was the masculine beefcake minotaur, Iron Will.
"Aren't you supposed to be advertising Old Spice?" Scootaloo asked.
"At first I was. Then I was like, I need a real job." He said. "By the way...Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, you're hired. See you at the pole tonight, Sweetie Belle." With that, Iron Will left them.
"What does he mean by 'the pole?'" Apple Bloom asked curiously. "It's where we get to dance and spin around while money gets tossed at us." Sweetie Belle answered cheerfully.
"Sounds painful..." said Scootaloo.
"It doesn't hurt unless somepony throws an entire roll of bits. If you want, you can watch tonight." said Sweetie Belle.
"All right, we'll be there." Scootaloo said as she and Apple Bloom hurried to find Iron Will.
About two and a half hours later, it was time for the pole-dancing to begin, starting with Trixie. She twirled around the pole and pulled off some pretty decent tricks. She almost made it seem like it came naturally to her. She was done within seven minutes and it was Carrot Top's turn. She pulled off a couple of amateur tricks and she was done. Next up was Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle took a few steps backward. "The great and powerful Trixie knew the little runt couldn't do it." Trixie muttered. Sweetie Belle then jumped at the pole, grabbed on, spun around the pole, and landed on her head in an upside-down splits formation. She continued with plenty of spins, twirls, and slides. The stallions watching her (as well as Apple Bloom and Scootaloo) were cheering her on. They had never seen such a vibrant performance. The stallions roared even louder when Sweetie Belle took off her panties and socks and slingshotted them into the crowd.
Sweetie Belle walked off the stage passing by the stunned faces of Trixie and Berry Punch. "WOW! Sweetie Belle, I didn't know you could move like that!" Scootaloo said, hardly able to contain herself.
"Neither did I!" Sweetie Belle said joyfully.
"That was some HOT dancing Sweetie Belle! If your friends can dance just as well, you'll all be rich in no time." Iron Will said to the three fillies while flexing his biceps.
About two hours later, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom headed toward their homes while Sweetie Belle walked home with about two hundred bits. Today was quite a success.
"But what will become of tomorrow?" Sweetie Belle thought.
Sweetie Belle was walking from her house to the Pinkberry Strip Club, when she saw Pinkie Pie walking out with a disturbed look on her face. "Sweetie Belle, I'm gonna give you a fair warning. There are NO pink berries in that building." she said as she walked back to the Sugarcube Corner, twitching violently every few seconds.
Sweetie Belle went inside and checked the dance list. She wasn't going to perform today. How sad... She was looking forward to it too... Instead, she would be serving drinks today. Sweetie Belle went to the drink station and found that she would be working with Trixie of all ponies. Oh well...
"The great and powerful Trixie thinks you did well last night, especially for your first time." Trixie said.
"Great... The dumb bitch still speaks in third pony..." Sweetie Belle thought as she got to the counter. Sweetie Belle stood behind the counter, next to Trixie. "So, you're stuck back here today too, huh?" Sweetie Belle said, somewhat gruffly.
"Trixie knows it sucks back here, but at least this job pays well." Trixie said with a bored expression on her face.
A stallion in a hat came up to the counter. "one apple vodka, please." The stallion's voice was familiar. "Braeburn? What are you doing here?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Therapy hasn't been workin' Sweetie. I decided to just drink the memories of that damned elevator away." Braeburn said as he handed Trixie thirty-seven bits.
Trixie gave Braeburn a shot glass and poured some vodka and apple juice into it. Braeburn slowly drank it, trying to make it last as long as possible. When he finished, he set the glass down and walked away. About fifteen minutes later, Luna showed up at the counter. "Hi Sweetie Belle. How are you doing?" Luna asked.
"Oh, I'm okay." Sweetie Belle replied. She turned to Trixie and asked for some moonshine.
"I'm terribly sorry, Luna. That has been illegal in Ponyville for three hundred and fifty years." Trixie said.
Luna was taken aback. "What! How Dare Tia take my favorite drink from me!" The moon princess stormed out and headed to the royal castle to have a chat with her sister. It was not until four-thirty when somepony else showed up for a drink. It was Flash Sentry. He asked for a shot of whiskey.
"Yesterday, for Twilight Sparkle's birthday. I splashed out and bought her an expensive coat made of skunk fur. Guess what she said." Without giving them time to guess he took a sip of his whiskey and continued. "She said she couldn't believe anything so nice could come from such an ugly, smelly creature." He gulped down the rest of his whiskey. "That bitch..." he said as he gave Trixie sixty-three bits, shakily got off the stool, and stumbled away, tripping a couple times on his way out.
About an hour later it was time to go home. Trixie and Sweetie Belle split their profits, getting fifty bits each. "Well, today was uneventful..." Sweetie Belle thought as she got to the Carousel Boutique. She got in bed and thought "Maybe tomorrow will be better."
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom walked to work and saw that Bulk Biceps was now a bouncer for the Pinkberry Strip Club. "YEAAAH, I mean, whoa girls, I'm afraid I can't let you three in here." Bulk Biceps said.
"But we're the main attraction..." Apple Bloom bragged. Bulk Biceps laughed.
"YEAAAH. And I'm going to break into song right here." he laughed even harder.
"IRON WILL!!! BULK BICEPS WON'T LET US IN!!!" Sweetie Belle screamed.
"Bulk-y, let em in." Iron Will said as he kissed his muscles. Bulk Biceps did as he was told and let the three fillies in, confused as to why small fillies would need to go into a strip club.
"Hey, Iron Will, I'll be in the back teaching Apple Bloom and Scootaloo." Sweetie Belle said to the beefcake minotaur.
"Alright, girls. just remember... Stay sexy!" he said.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders went into the back room marked 'Employees Only.' Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo stared in awe at the great plethora of poles, ropes, chains, whips, and other things lining the shelves and walls. Sweetie Belle found a decent practice pole in the corner of the large room that Apple Bloom and Scootaloo could practice on.
"Alright, girls..." Sweetie Belle said. "I'm gonna teach you girls how to dance. It requires passion, heart, soul, and skill. If ya don't got any of that, I'm not afraid to have Iron Will take your job away from ya. Am I clear?" Sweetie Belle finished.
"Yes s-sir, I mean mam." Apple Bloom stuttered, giving a military salute.
Sweetie Belle went up to the pole and demonstrated a couple of simple but arousing moves and positions. "Alright Apple Bloom, you go first." Sweetie Belle said. Apple Bloom tried to repeat what she saw, but she failed on the splits. "You got all of em but the last part." Sweetie Belle said. Now try that last one again. Apple Bloom tried again and failed once more. "A little better... Try it one more time..." Sweetie Belle said with a little enthusiasm. Apple Bloom tried once more and finally got it right.
"Alright Scootaloo, try these." Sweetie Belle did a different set of moves and poses that were a little more complex and difficult, but Sweetie Belle thought Scootaloo could handle them. After all, Scootaloo was athletic. Scootaloo got them all right on her first try. They practiced for about another hour. "Great! You two are ready to dance for the stallions out there!" Sweetie Belle said with amusement.
"One of us is bound to get our Cutie Marks." Apple Bloom said.
About two hours later, it was their turn to be in the spotlight. Sweetie Belle was the first to step up to the middle of the three poles, with Scootaloo on her left and Apple Bloom on her right. All three of them started with the same move, a short twirl, Starting with Scootaloo, then Apple Bloom, and finally Sweetie Belle. Next, they each started doing their own things. They made a spectacular show and even stylishly switched poles from time to time. Apple Bloom even went a few steps further and lifted up her dress, showing her yellow-brown marehood to the stallions at one point. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo saw this and followed suit. This made the stallions, Iron Will, and even a few mares who were tending to the bar, including Trixie, either drop their jaw or cheer and roar louder.
The show was over and the girls were excited to hear from Iron Will. They waited about ten and a half minutes until Iron Will finally found them. "THAT was amazing... I've never seen such passion... such sexiness in all my life... besides myself of course. Keep it up, girls" Iron Will said as he flexed his amazing muscles. They took the message as "Apple Bloom and Scootaloo can stay."
The three of them split up their large earnings equally, each going home with an astounding two hundred and seventy two bits each.
Apple Bloom walked all the way down to Sweet Apple Acres and Scootaloo flew on up back to Cloudsdale. Both of them had two things on their minds: They would get to work with Sweetie Belle and they would be making a ton of money easily.
Sweetie Belle took a detour home going past an ice cream parlor and picking up an ice cream. After all, she deserved it. She walked up to the Carousel Boutique and stopped at the doorway. Something white caught her eye. It was a note, apparently written by Iron Will.
Dear Sweetie Belle,
Fantastic work! you and the other two really put up an astounding show tonight. The other mares need to be more like you three. Please, don't let me down. That wouldn't be sexy at all.
Your boss, and by far, the best minotaur in Equestria, Iron Will
Sweetie Belle took the note into her bedroom and gently put it under her pillow. She lay down on her soft bed as she thinks of what might happen tomorrow. Until then... she needed to rest.
Later that night at about twelve o'clock, Sweetie Belle was awakened by a tapping coming from outside her bedroom window. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo were outside her window. She hurried outside, quietly, so as not to wake up Rarity, to meet her friends. "What are you two doing here at this time of night?" Sweetie Belle asked tiredly.
"Sorry to wake you up so late into the night Sweetie Belle. We just came to tell you that neither of us got our cutie marks tonight." Scootaloo said quietly.
"Oh well." Sweetie Belle said reassuringly. We'll find em another day some other way." she continued. "After all, it helps simply narrow down the possibilities."
"I guess so... well... bye Sweetie Belle." Scootaloo said as she and Apple Bloom headed back home once again. Sweetie Belle silently went back to her bed and got back under the covers and drifted off to sleep once more.
Sweetie Belle woke up and stretched her legs as she got out of bed. She ate breakfast with her older sister, Rarity. After she finished, she hopped out the door and went off to work. Scootaloo and Apple Bloom joined her along the way. They skipped all the way to the strip club, and once they were inside they were stricken with sadness. The three of them looked at the schedule and saw they would all be on bar duty today.
They sulked to the bar and started getting things out. It was about twelve minutes before anyone showed up. The first customer of the day was the mayor. " A glass of chardonnay, please." she said with an exasperated sigh.
"You sound tired. What are you doing here?" Scootaloo asked.
"I've been going through papers and requests all week. I need some me time" she said as Apple Bloom handed her a glass. She drank the whole thing in one gulp. "Say, I'm feeling better already. How about another?" she said as she put the glass back on the counter. Apple Bloom refilled the cup and gave it back to the mayor. She drank it, a bit slower this time, handed Sweetie Belle thirty seven bits, and left.
Almost as soon as she left, somepony else went up to the bar. It was Twilight Sparkle. Twilight had a look of slight shock and surprise when she saw Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo at the bar. "What are you three doing here? Aren't you three a little young" Twilight asked, a little afraid of what the answer might be.
"Yes. Yes we are." Apple Bloom replied with a completely straight face. Twilight Sparkle raised an eyebrow.
"What Apple Bloom means to say is that we work here with Sweetie Belle." Scootaloo said as she wiped a glass clean. Twilight Sparkle just stared at the three fillies in confusion. Why were three underage fillies working at a strip club of all places? Twilight might never know.
"Anyway, I'd like some cherry bourbon. My wings are killing me and I need something to ease the pain." Twilight said. Sweetie Belle poured some bourbon and cherry syrup into a glass and shook it well, thoroughly mixing the contents and gave it to Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight took a sip and shuddered as she sighed with relief. "Ah.... Much better." Twilight said as she put the glass down on the counter. She gave Sweetie Belle seventy bits and left.
About thirty six minutes later, Sparkler came to the bar counter. "One red fire whiskey please." she said. Scootaloo poured some into a cup and gave it to her cautiously.
"You do know this stuff is, like, capable of creating a gaping hole in your stomach, right?" Scootaloo asked.
"Of course I know. I just don't care." Sparkler said indignantly. She downed the entire thing in one large gulp. She gave Scootaloo sixty bits and she left. They would probably not be seeing her again, other than at her funeral of course, but it's her choice.
About twelve minutes later, Thunderlane came up to the bar. "What's up girls?" Thunderlane said with a casual grin.
"Not much." Apple Bloom replied.
"Hey, aren't you three the girls I saw last night?" Thunderlane asked with astonishment.
"Yep!" Sweetie Belle said with satisfaction. "Weren't we just damn sexy?" she continued in a sultry voice.
"You bet! Say, can I get some whiskey?" Thunderlane asked, his voice no longer showing enthusiasm and cheer.
"Sure, is something wrong?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Cloudkicker made me move out... I thought what we had was special...What did I do wrong..." Thunderlane suddenly started to cry between sips.
Sweetie Belle poured the sad Wonderbolt another glass. Thunderlane gulped it down and set the glass on the counter. He gave Sweetie Belle sixty two bits and walked away sobbing and muttering incoherently.
About thirty seven minutes later, their next customer was Prince Blueblood. Sweetie Belle almost vomited at the sight of that jackass. "Hello wenches, I'd like a glass of your finest liquor." He said in his regal, son-of-a-mule tone.
Sweetie Belle grinned evilly as she mixed many different things together and gave it to Blueblood. "It tastes kind of... musky. What's in this?" Blueblood asked.
"It's two parts vodka, three parts whiskey, six parts absinthe, and eight parts Rarity." Sweetie Belle said, still grinning like a maniac.
"Eight parts Rarity?" Blueblood asked, curious as to what she meant.
"You're drinking her sister's splooge." Scootaloo said.
Blueblood froze as the realization came crashing down on him. This was payback for treating Rarity like dirt at the Gala. Blueblood ran out of the building screaming at the top of his lungs and crashing into other ponies along the way due to his drunken state.
"There wasn't really any mare juice in there...Was there?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Of course not! I just wanted to teach Blueballs a lesson about what happens when somepony messes with my sister." Sweetie Belle laughed.
About an hour and a half later, it was time to go home. Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom split the two hundred twenty two bits and each took seventy four. They went on their way home. Sweetie Belle stopped at the door and saw that she had got another letter. Actually, it was meant for her sister Rarity. It was from Blueblood.
Dear Rarity,
I'm sorry.
With regrets, Blueblood
Sweetie Belle scoffed at the poorly written apology. She took it inside and turned on one of the oven's burners, and let the piece of paper quickly burn. After all, an apology from Blueblood was worth about as much as his smelly wank sock.
Sweetie Belle kissed her big sister goodnight and went to bed. Hopefully tomorrow, she won't be working the bar. She laid her head on her pillow, ready to imagine just what might happen tomorrow.
It was the fifth day since the whole elevator debacle, and Sweetie Belle was in the dressing room getting ready to perform for her fans. She stepped out and everypony went ballistic. She made it halfway to the center of the stage when Iron Will called for her. "Sweetie Belle, I need you to follow me to the basement. Scootaloo, you're up for now" Iron Will said with a look of fear on his face.
"What's wrong Iron Will?" Sweetie Belle asked, picking up on his fear, which was definitely not characteristic of him. Despite this, he remained sexy. They walked a few minutes, and finally, when Iron Will thought they were out of earshot, they stopped.
"Sweetie Belle, do you remember the elevator that was here a couple days ago?" Iron Will asked calmly. Sweetie Belle flinched as she remembered the horrors of the elevator. All she could do in response was nod. "Whatever was in that hotel screwing with everypony has somehow found its way into the doors here in the basement. Tomorrow, I'd like you and your friends to find whatever it is and destroy it, or get rid of it, or whatever. I just want it gone." Iron Will said. "As for today I need you to work on bar tending 'cause Berry Punch is sick today."
Iron Will went to his office and Sweetie Belle went to the bar. Her first customer of the day was Coco Pommel. She ordered a ginger beer flavored with Coco Puffs. She took a small sip and started going coo-coo for Coco Puffs. She was twisting, flipping, and zipping around like a firecracker loudly screaming that she was going coo-coo for Coco Puffs until she exploded into bits, which Sweetie Belle scooped up as payment for the drink.
Her next customer was Colgate. She ordered a mondo mint malt, double the mint, hold the malt. Sweetie Belle gave her a sizable bag of mints. Colgate shrugged, paid for the mints, and walked out the door.
A couple of minutes later, Princess Celestia walked in and gasped when she saw Sweetie Belle at the counter serving drinks. "Sweetie Belle, what is a small filly like you doing at a place like this?" Celestia asked with a hint of curiosity and worry in her voice.
"I'm working off the payment for several ponies' therapy and maybe I'll get my cutie mark in the process." Sweetie Belle grinned. "Also because Iron Will is nice, unlike the the dumb mule who was running the hotel." Sweetie Belle continued.
Celestia took a sideways glance as she ordered an absinthe. Sweetie Belle cautiously prepared the potent drink. "Any reason you need something so strong?" Sweetie Belle asked. Trixie had told her what the dreaded drink was capable of, even with Alicorns, so she tried not to be too generous with it.
"Being the princess of Equestria, I don't get a lot of time to myself. I need some me time and maybe... I was thinking of trying to get laid tonight." Celestia groaned. "My sister is always asking me to play video games with her, and I gotta do this, and I gotta do that and..." Celestia continued to ramble for several minutes before she took her drink, gulped it down, paid Sweetie Belle, and went into the crowd. Not even ten seconds later, Celestia got on stage and screamed "Who wanth to bang a princeth tonighth?!!" in a drunken slur as everypony in the crowd cheered.
The crowd was going bananas. Almost all of the stallions, and even a few mares, were trying to get some of the action. Ponies were fighting and clobbering each other trying to get to the princess in the center of the room. Stallions were beating each other, or at least attempting to, as some of them were almost too drunk to even look straight, and one unlucky stallion got his eye gouged out by a horn. Iron Will had to stop the fighting, as it was getting too intense and too sexy for even him, and escorted Princess Celestia to the castle.
A couple of hours passed and it was time to close up the club for the night. Just as Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo were about to leave, Iron Will stopped them. "Remember what you have to do tomorrow Sweetie Belle." Iron Will reminded her. Sweetie Belle nodded.
The three small fillies walked to the square, split their pay, talked about their mission tomorrow, and each headed off for home. Sweetie Belle was about halfway home when she decided to take a small detour past Sugarcube Corner and Twilight Sparkle's library. Sweetie Belle could hear two ponies talking from inside the library. She looked through the window and strained to hear a bit better.
"I have no idea where she goes Twilight, and I'm scared that someday... she might not come back at all..." Rarity cried out between sobs. Twilight knew exactly where Sweetie Belle was going every day. After all, she had seen Sweetie Belle at the club herself, but was worried about how Rarity might react to this knowledge.
"Don't worry Rarity, I'm sure Sweetie Belle will be back home soon." As Twilight said this, she looked to the window and Sweetie Belle took this as the sign to head home, and fast. She trotted as quickly and as quietly as she possibly could back to the Carousel Boutique, and got in bed, several minutes later followed by a sobbing Rarity. All Sweetie Belle could think of were the daunting trials awaiting her and her friends tomorrow as she fell asleep. Rarity looked into Sweetie Belle's room to find her fast asleep. She quietly closed and locked the door.
Sweetie Belle woke up in the morning and found that the door was locked. "That's funny.." she murmured. "I didn't lock it when I got back last night..." Sweetie Belle looked for another way out and her eyes met with her bedroom window. She hoisted the window up and slowly and quietly made her way outside, making sure to close the window on her way out.
She made her way to the Pinkberry Strip Club and was greeted by Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Iron Will. "I hope you girls come out safe, so I prepared some gear for you three to take with you." Iron will said somewhat flatly. "Inside these bags are everything you may or may not need." the swol minotaur continued.
"Thanks, Iron Will." Scootaloo said as the she, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle headed inside the building and into the basement, ready to take on whatever was inside. The three fillies were at the entrance to the basement when a cold, harsh, almost evil wind met them. It was gone as soon as it had come, but the air around them was still frigid. Nonetheless, they continued downward into the depths of basement.
Sweetie Belle opened the door at the bottom of the steps, revealing a long hallway leading to two locked doors and a single unlocked door. "Let's set up here so we can rest up a bit later." Apple Bloom said cheerfully. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle agreed and the three of them set up camp for later. When they were done, they headed toward the single unlocked door.
They went inside and suddenly, they were in some sort of forest. The three fillies walked a while and stopped. Suddenly, the ground started to quake beneath them. They turned around and saw a giant two-legged, orange-and-black creature lumber quickly toward them, thundering loudly with each step. The three fillies quickly hauled flank, trying to outrun it. They looked ahead and saw what looked like a man, followed by a hundred short, burly, purple creatures.
The large creature was close behind when the man tossed one of the purple creatures at the large one, stunning it. "Get behind me." the man said as he grabbed another one of the purple creatures, ready to throw. The man tossed it at the large creature's face, stunning it once more before he swarmed the rest of them around it, effectively killing it.
A while later, the man and the three fillies sat down and talked for a while. The man introduced himself as Captain Olimar and the creatures that had been following him as Pikmin. "...And that large creature that had been following you was a Bulborb." he continued. "So... who are you three?" he asked.
"I'm Sweetie Belle, this is Apple Bloom, and that's Scootaloo." Sweetie Belle said pointing to each corresponding pony. "We're not sure where we are right now." Sweetie Belle said with some worry in her voice.
"I call it the Wistful Wild." Olimar said proudly. "Named it myself." He cleared his throat and his tone turned quite serious. If the three of you expect to live, it would likely be in your best interests if you follow me for the day. Nocturnal creatures come out to hunt after sunset." Olimar continued. The three fillies looked at each other and silently agreed. They definitely wouldn't want to get eaten by any large creatures. "Great! Let's get going then." Olimar said as he got up and started to head off.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Olimar and about a hundred Pikmin went off. "Now we just need to find the President before we do anything."
"Whoever this 'President' was must be important," Sweetie Belle thought. They walked awhile until they came across a burly man in a black suit.
"Olimar, my boy! have you found anything?" the man said, obviously, to Olimar. Before Olimar could answer, the man in the black suit looked at the three fillies in slight confusion. "Um... Who or what are they?" the man asked.
"They say their names are Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo. I found them being chased by an Orange Bulborb, so I helped them out." Olimar replied. He redirected his attention to the fillies and said "This is the President." as he motioned to the man in the black suit. The three fillies waved to the President. The President told them about how he was the head of an intergalactic delivery company on planet Hocotate, that Olimar was one of his most trusted employees, and that they were looking for another employee named Louie that Olimar accidentally left behind as well as any treasure they saw.
They all went to look around until they came across a cave they decided to go inside and explore. About fourteen 'floors' down they were in a square room with a large circular pit in the center, and sitting in the center of that pit was a man, not unlike Olimar and the President. "That must be Louie." Scootaloo whispered. Olimar nodded as he went to get closer, motioning for everyone else to stay back. As Olimar got closer, he knew something wasn't right. His thoughts were confirmed when two massive, spider-like legs came out of the ground from the left side and two more from the right. Suddenly, Louie and the four items near him rose up from the ground as Olimar ran back to safety.
Standing above all of them was a gargantuan four-legged spider-like creature with Louie sitting at the top. Apple Bloom had an idea and walked up to it. "Hey Mr. Spider. could you put him down so we can rescue him?" Apple Bloom asked nicely.
The creature did just that and put Louie on the ground and left. Then Olimar took Louie, the President, and the Pikmin, out of the cave, but not before saying "Thank you." and "Goodbye." After they left a door appeared in the cave. The three fillies went through the door and found themselves back where they had entered from, back at their 'campsite.' When they were all in, they heard a click as the door to their right unlocked and then a rumbling sound as the door entrance they just came back from became solid stone.
"It appears that's where we go next gals!" Apple Bloom said cheerfully. The others agreed, but one thing's for sure... They needed to rest.
Rarity woke up to the delightful sounds of birds tweeting and the local serial killer playing a pan flute. She grabbed her morning coffee and went to wake up Sweetie Belle. Her heart nearly stopped when she saw that Sweetie Belle wasn't there.
Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, And Scootaloo were ready to go through the second of the three doors. Once inside they found themselves in a large race track. A stocky Italian plumber with a red hat told them to find a kart and race if they wanted to leave. The three fillies did just that.
About two hours later, the three fillies and five other racers were on the track ready to race one lap on the hardest course in the multiverse: Rainbow Road. They Introduced themselves as Mario, Bowser, Yoshi, Peach, and Donkey Kong.
"ON YOUR MARKS!" the Lakitu in front of them said as they all hopped into their karts. "GET SET!" he said as the eight racers revved their engines. "GOOOOO!!!" he shouted as the racers zoomed past the starting line.
Bowser got a starting lead with Apple Bloom close behind. They were neck-and-neck when the two of them hit an item box. Bowser got a banana and Apple Bloom got a green shell. Bowser dropped the banana behind him, causing Apple Bloom to spin out and Scootaloo to take her place in second. Apple Bloom fired the green shell at Mario, allowing Sweetie Belle to pass. Meanwhile, Donkey Kong was still behind the starting line giving Peach ''coconut cream pies.''
About halfway through, Scootaloo got a mushroom and zoomed ahead of Bowser. Bowser obtained a red shell and sent it chasing after Scootaloo. The shell collided with her kart, giving Bowser the chance to get back in first. "Mwah! Hah! Hah!!!" Bowser laughed as he neared the finish line. Bowser was confidant he was going to win when he heard a low buzz that quickly grew louder. "Son of a-" Bowser was cut short only inches from the finish line by the large blast of a blue shell as Sweetie Belle shot past him, winning the race. Out of spite, Bowser Kicked the three fillies off Rainbow Road.
The three fillies fell until a door opened beneath them, thrusting them back into the basement room. The third and final door was unlocked as the doorway solidified behind them, just like the first one. The three fillies decided to call it a day. They headed back home for the day. "Sweetie Belle! Where have you been?!" Rarity said, exasperated beyond belief.
"I've been out helping Beefca-I mean Iron Will" Sweetie Beelle said, knowing she was mostly telling the truth.
"Sweetie Belle, go to your room!" Rarity Screamed. "Only I call him Beefcake!" Rarity slammed the door behind Sweetie Belle and bolted it shut. Sweetie Belle went to bed early.
"It seems she knows about the land that strip club is built on." Rarity muttered as she paced in her room. "Looks like I'm going to have to take drastic measures."