> The Horizontal Tango of Paw, Claw, and Tentacle.
>  by Nostalgia Schmaltz
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> Let's begin, shall we?
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With an eager grin on her face, Gilda stepped out of a Ponyville shop with a box under her wing, taking a quick glance around before setting off towards the other side of town, walking at a brisk pace, though trying not to show too much excitement.

After a few moments of walking though, she grabbed the box with both talons and spread both of her wings, starting to hover about a foot off the ground as she moved forward. Meanwhile, her talons slipped the top off of the box and slid it to the side just enough to allow her to peer at the contents inside, that eager grin from before returning to her face.

"Oh man, Dash is really gonna love this one..." she almost giggled from excitement as she gazed at the object within the box: A bright purple double-dildo, molded in the shape of an equine penis at both ends. While she was staring at this delightful toy and hovering along though, a certain yellow pegasus was also hovering towards her, facing away from her though as she led a row of ducklings through town.

Inevitably, the two collided in midair; the pegasus gasping loudly while Gilda growled in annoyance, the box being knocked out of her talons, sending the purple sex toy sliding into the grass. "Hey, watch where you're..." she started, immediately recognizing the yellow pegasus that she had bumped into. "You? This is the second time you've bumped into me now!" she growled, flying over to the dropped box and picking up the purple toy.

"Oh, um...my apologies..." Fluttershy blushed as she landed on the ground again next to the ducklings. "I have to keep my attention on them because they get sidetracked sometimes."

"You're gonna need attention after I'm through with you- medical attention!" Gilda growled in reply, lunging for the pegasus and seizing her by the neck, causing her to squeak loudly. "Bumping into me once is bad enough, but twice? You've earned yourself a beating!" she roared, before reaching down and picking up the dildo. Fluttershy watched the purple sex toy wiggle like a scared worm in Gilda's talons, blushing when she realized what the gryphon was holding. She tried to wiggle free, but Gilda tightened her grip around her neck, which caused her to squeak in fear.

Before Fluttershy had time to realize what was happening, Gilda swung her arm and smacked Fluttershy across the face with the purple dildo. With Fluttershy's face stinging from shock and embarrassment, Gilda continued cockslapping Fluttershy again and again, which quickly scared off the line of ducklings, scattering them in all directions.

Meanwhile, a few buildings down the street, Pinkie Pie had been drinking from a milkshake with a straw, though as she saw Gilda and Fluttershy down the street, she stopped suddenly, shocked by the scene in front of her.

"Hey, why'd you stop baby?" a voice came seemingly from the cup Pinkie was drinking from; two yellow eyes popping out on the side of it, along with quite fluffy white eyebrows above those eyes. "I'm so close! Don't stop now!" the voice added as a small mouth appeared on the side of the cup, just below the eyes, also adorned with a fluffy white goatee.

"Dissy, look!" Pinkie pointed down the street at Gilda, who was still repeatedly smacking Fluttershy with the double-dildo. "Not only is Gilda violating her restraining order and Fluttershy, but she's not using that sex toy properly!" she glared a bit, slamming her hoof down on the table. "She's a felon and a dildo abuser!"

"So it seems." Discord raised an eyebrow to the peculiar sight, watching as Gilda smacked the pegasus one last time before throwing her to the ground and flying off with the box in her talons. "Well then! I suppose I'll just have to teach her some manners."

Pinkie glanced up at the chaos god, tilting her head a bit. "What'd you have in mind, Discord?" she smirked to the thought of Gilda receiving 'punishment', especially from such a chaotic being.

"Oh, certainly something special, for such a naughty gryphon." Discord chuckled softly, crossing his arms as his tiny wings flapped, fluttering himself a short height off of the ground. "Nobody mistreats my good friend Fluttershy without repercussion.

"Can I go with you?" Pinkie Pie asked, still grinning up towards the draconequus. "I'd love to pay that meanie pants a visit."

"No," Discord shook his head before he looked over at Fluttershy, who was wiping tears from her reddened cheeks, "You need to stay and cheer up Fluttershy. We'll finish our fun later, Pinkie my dear." he winked to the pink pony beside him before snapping his fingers, disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Over on the other side of Ponyville, Gilda grumbled and flapped her wings steadily, still quite disgruntled from her incident just a minute ago. Her talons clutched the box a little tighter as well, holding it firmly against her chest as she flew towards Rainbow Dash's home. "Damn ponies...amazing how they haven't died out yet with such stupidity."

When her pegasus friend's home was just about 500 feet in front of her though, Discord appeared in front of her in another poof of smoke, glancing down at the gryphon as she smacked right into the middle of his body, squawking loudly and immediately backing up again. "Ooh, pardon me, darling. My teleportation seems to be a bit inaccurate today."

"Gah, outta my way, jerkass!" Gilda growled, clutching the box in her talons even tighter, so as to not drop it again. "What is it with you people and bumping into me today? I'm not Flash Sentry!"

Raising an eyebrow, Discord crossed his arms again, huffing a bit. "Is that how you speak to someone like me, Gilda?"

Gilda raised one of her eyebrows in confusion as well for a moment, before glaring again. "And just who the hell are you? You're not a pony, or a gryphon, or a...just what the fuck are you?" she looked bewildered after glancing up and down at Discord's body, seeing at least six or seven different animal parts on him.

With a soft chuckle, Discord's body shifted into a position as if he were sitting on a chair, resting his chin on his hand. "The name is Q. It's short for Q." he answered, before blinking a couple times. "Wait, no...wrong universe. The name's Discord, lord of CHAOS!" he raised his arms and cackled madly as a couple bolts of lightning struck behind him. "But you may call me Discord if you'd like." he smiled calmly again, finding some amusement in Gilda's now puffed-out feathers, the gryphon having been startled by the sudden lightning.

Gilda shook her head a bit, patting down the fluffed-up feathers with one talon and growling softly in annoyance. "Whatever, just stay out of my way, I've got places to go." she grumbled, before flying around Discord, proceeding towards Rainbow Dash's house once more, only to stop again as the chaos god poofed in front of her.

"Now hold up a second, my dearest Gilda. I believe we have some unfinished business." Discord furled his brow, his arms crossing as he gazed down at the angry gryphon in front of him once more, who only seemed even angrier than before.

"Unfinished business? The fuck are you talking about, I don't even know you!" Gilda growled, snarling a bit now as her anger rose further.

"You, my little gryphon, made the dire mistake of laying your filthy talons upon one of my friends." Discord glared right back at her, leaning way down and pressing his snout up against Gilda's beak. "And you weren't doing it in a pleasurable fashion!"

Feeling slightly intimidated by the larger creature, Gilda backed up a bit, though she continued to glare angrily, beyond annoyed with the whole situation. "You mean that pony bitch? She deserved it for being such a numbskull!"

"Hmph, if that's the way you want things, then so be it. Prepare for punishment!" Discord straightened his body back out again before raising his arms and lashing them out towards the gryphon. In the process of this movement though, his arms both changed shape and rapidly elongated, the ends of them now resembling equine penises instead of his usual hands. "Let's see how you like being smacked around, shall we?"

"What the fu- oomph!" Gilda had little time to even register what was going on before the two fleshy phalluses smacked her across the face, flapping around her head and hitting her repeatedly. "Agh, c-cut it, ow- the fuck out!" she grunted and growled angrily with each smack, closing her eyes as she tried to back away, though Discord's floppy 'arms' only followed her.

"What goes around comes around, my dear!" Discord smirked and chuckled a bit, waving his arms around and smacking the gryphon repeatedly, until she finally dropped the box from her talons. "Ah, there we are." Discord's tail quickly shot down towards the box and coiled around it, bringing it back up towards his body.

Gilda hadn't even noticed that she had dropped the box; still recoiling from the repeated smacks she was receiving, breaking away from the tentacle-dicks moments later. "What the fuck is your problem?" she snarled, rubbing her face of a strange sticky liquid that had smeared across her feathers.

Discord ignored the gryphon for a moment as he glanced to the side, his tail placing the box down on a small cloud that happened to be floating by. "How convenient!" he chuckled softly before turning back to Gilda again. "I'm just serving justice where justice is due, my dear Gilda. Now, prepare your rectal passage!" the chaos god then lashed out at Gilda again, though this time, his legs had transformed into tentacles as well as his head and tail, effectively making him one of those tentacle monster things you see in hentai, except weirder.

Once more, Gilda found herself completely bewildered by the sudden changes, though before she could shout any more expletives, a green tentacle had shoved itself into her beak, causing her to gag lightly on it. At the same time, two more tentacles, brown and yellow, had wrapped themselves around her ankles and spread her legs apart, while a red tentacle had wrapped itself around both of her writhing arms and pulled them together.

"Ooh, this is going to be quite fun! It has been eons since I've played with a gryphon!" Discord giggled excitedly, the same two eyes and mouth from before appearing on a light-tan phallic-shaped appendage, which was approaching the gryphon's rear. "Here comes the cavalry!" he teased before the brown tentacle pushed right into the gryphon's snatch, eliciting a muffled moan from her stuffed beak.

"Mmnff! Mmnh!" Gilda groaned in protest, still struggling against the pastel-colored tentacles that held her, though the sudden jolt of pleasure between her legs had weakened her a good deal. Immediately following the penetration, that writhing member dug deep inside her and began to stimulate every inch of her sensitive inner walls with a constant wriggling and writhing. With a rather blissful moan, her eyes closed tightly while her cheeks flushed red, from both embarrassment and the surge of pleasure.

"Hmm, you feel awfully tight, my dear Gilda. You really should have some fun more often!" The little face on the light-tan tentacle poked its tongue out a bit, glancing over the gryphon and watching as the brown tentacle began to slide in and out of the slicked snatch, while the green one did the same to her beak, repeatedly pushing against the back of her throat before sliding back, smearing quite a bit of a precum-like substance over her tongue.

The gryphon's struggles gradually slowed and weakened as those two appendages worked her mouth and snatch, the pleasure quickly relieving pent-up stress within her, which only helped to relax her further. "Mmmnfff...!" she groaned through the tentacle in her mouth, finding the taste of the sticky fluid somewhat pleasing, prompting her tongue to slurp against the writhing appendage, eager to taste more of the delectable drippings.

"Oh my, it seems someone is enjoying her punishment! How kinky." Discord continued to smirk playfully at the gryphon, pressing the brown tentacle even deeper into her snatch, bumping it up against her cervix each time it thrust inside her, smearing the same warm fluids along her silky insides. "I guess I'll have to add a little extra to really punish this naughty gryphon!" he added with a chuckle, before the tentacle that had his face on it moved down towards the gryphon's rear and suddenly penetrated that tight pucker, pushing firmly inside her.

"MmnngGGHHH!" Gilda's eyes shot open again to the painful penetration, her back arching a bit as she felt a second tentacle wriggling around inside her rear. Despite the initial sharp pain, the powerful pleasure from her pussy quickly overshadowed the soreness in her rear; that soreness fading into a strange, slightly-painful pleasure. Despite her mind's protesting, her body was very much enjoying this "punishment"; her tongue instinctively lapping at the oozing appendage in her beak, while her soft insides squeezed tightly around the tentacles invading her orifices.

"Ooh, hoo hoo- how's that, Gilda my dear?" Discord chuckled as he felt the gryphon writhing and wriggling against his various body parts; the tentacle in her rear starting to slide in and out of her, making movements perfectly opposite of the appendage within the gryphon's nethers. "I never knew you were such a masochist, Gilda! Perhaps I'll let Dashie know about that."

At this point, the draconequus' words were almost completely tuned out from her thoughts; her mind conflicted between all of the various emotions and thoughts running through it. Her eyes rolled back though from the persistent pleasure as each movement of the slimy appendages inside her pushed her that much closer to her impending orgasm. "Mmnh...fffuuucck...! Why does it feel so goooood?"

Of course, Discord could feel the gryphon's insides squeezing tighter around his various tentacles, driving him to really drill her now, powerfully plowing her pussy with one tentacle while ravaging her rear with the other, as well as buffering her beak with the third. "Mm, pardon my lack of manners, Gilda dear. It seems I've forgotten to ask if you required a drink!" he chuckled again, trying his best not to giggle excitedly. "You must be quite thirsty after all that bullying you did...have a nice big drink!"

Just moments after the draconequus finished his sentence, Gilda felt the tentacle in her beak bloat a little thicker, becoming quite engorged for a moment before releasing a powerful stream of the same warm, sticky substance that she had been licking up for the past few minutes. The thick stuff quickly flooded her beak and began to gush out around the tentacle as it took her by surprise, though she quickly worked to gulp it down, being somewhat thirsty from all of the rough pounding she was receiving. She only took a few gulps though before her ever-increasing pleasure caught her attention again, starting to peak from the rough pounding she was receiving in both of her orifices.

"Delicious, isn't it?" Discord grinned eagerly as he watched the gryphon's neck bulging repeatedly with load after load of the sticky stuff, gushing down her throat while the wriggling appendage kept pumping her beak full of it. "Have some more then, my dear!" he then worked the other two tentacles that were pounding Gilda's holes, both of them swelling just like the first before releasing more of the steamy liquid, giving her quite a lovely double-enema.

That rush of heat was more than enough to push Gilda over the edge, triggering a powerful orgasm within her which caused her to shudder involuntarily against the tight hold of the tentacles. If it weren't for the tentacle stuffed down her throat, she would have groaned out blissfully while her two lower entrances contracted around the slimy tentacles, immediately followed by a rush of her own sexual juices which soaked the tentacle in her cunny and splashed out around it.

"Wow, seems someone REALLY enjoyed her punishment!" Discord smirked as he felt the gryphon's juices splashing over one of his tentacles, mixing in with some of the hot goo that was still flowing into her. By now, her belly had begun to bloat with the sheer amount that was filling all three of her orifices, giving her quite a round pudge; so large that one would think she was pregnant. After a few more pumps, all three of the slimy appendages withdrew from Gilda's orifices, leaving the gryphon panting heavily, still quite dazed from the whole experience.

"Such a naughty gryphon you are, Gilda. Oh well! You've served enough of a sentence. For now." Discord grinned and released the gryphon as his body returned to its normal shape, the tentacles around Gilda's wrists and ankles being replaced by a strong sticky substance which held her tightly. "I guess I'll deliver you to your marefriend now!" he giggled again and reached for the box, picking it up with one hand while his other hand grasped Gilda's wrists, pulling her along as he flew off towards Rainbow Dash's home.

Minutes later, the rainbow-maned mare in question was roused from her sleep, hearing a few knocks coming from her front door and grumbling angrily. "Mmngh...it's not even noon yet..." she groaned, slinking out of bed and fluttering over to the front door. "What do you want?" she said as her hoof pushed the door open, though nobody seemed to be at her door. It wasn't until she looked down that her sleepy eyes opened wide, spotting none other than Gilda laying on her doorstep, with her ankles and wrists bound.

Next to her was what appeared to be a sleek double-dildo, with a small, square-shaped, yellow note attached to it. "Huh? What's this about..." she leaned down and squinted, glancing at the note as her eyes focused to read the small handwriting.

"My Dearest Rainbow Dash-

        It seems your friend Gilda has been quite a naughty gryphon. So I advise you to punish her. With the attached dildo. The dildo which I have attached, with which you shall punish her. The punishment she shall receive shall be conducted with the attached dildo. A punishment shall be carried out upon her and the attached dildo shall be the implements of which said punishment shall be carried out.

~Discord”

Rainbow Dash blinked a bit at the odd message, though as she glanced between the sex toy and the bloated, groaning Gilda, she shrugged and tossed the note away. “Fine by me! Let’s have some fun, you naughty gryphon.” she smirked and grabbed the gryphon’s bound wrists with one hoof while picking up the sex toy with her mouth and slapping it against Gilda’s face.