Scootaloo was perfectly fine and made it back home without any problems, but she tragically forgot how to fly.
What a pain in the ass this was to read...
Looks like somepony really wanted chapter views...
Such a fun troll fic, While the multi-chapters were annoying, I was laughing between chapters so it kinda filled up.
My story's submission got rejected on my first attempt and this passes ? What the ????
This. Was. Glorious.
Haha what a cracker Jack! It`s like reading a telegraph, LOL Stop I Stop troll Stop you Stop
this shit is the geratest fucking thing in all of pony and fuck all those haters
i mean dark castle didn't learn shit and he was so fucking blind he couldn't even read so that's why he's all angry and shit
>> mrheadhopper lol
>> Dark-Castle u mad bro?
oddly enough, I don't hate it. I find it bucking hilarious.
Not because of the jokes, but because it's just so goddamn stupid.
Hey. Hey dude. It's called satire. He's poking fun.
Go read House of Leaves if you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Whoever posted this and whoever approved the submission should be whipped with a wet rope.
Again. Satire. Poking fun.
See, you are why nice things don't even exist.
My face when corrects "Exasperated" but ignores "Stoicismed"
So, I thought I'd put my own little review right over here.
This story is a wonderful one. It tells the story of why abusing the random tag to all hell is a horrid thing, and how spontaneous crossovers can be both annoying and distracting. It tells of how any deus ex machina will ruin even the best story. It shows how getting your story messed up will piss off a metric fuckton of people.
It also shows us how many people can't take a joke. I'm assuming that's all of you, by the way.
4.5/5. Nigh-perfect example of a parody. The House of Leaves of MLP fanfiction. Oddly worthy of being a magnum opus. Favorited.
>>194465194465 it wasn't funny after the eighth chapter
PFFFFF, OH WOW. I'm out of it right now...
Ok, after reading it again, I kind of get it.
Is this a 'parody' of short-chaptered stories?
Also, there's a lot of criticism about 'simple' stories in there. Pointing out flaws in various slice of life stories.
You could've made Twilight miss a spell and make everypony blind.
Anyway, Chapter 46: Luna features Applejack living on the moon and being evil for some unknown - totally not a copy/paste error - reason.
Oh. Well, can't please everybody. (*cough*ArtoftheDress*cough*) While I see your point, I argue it actually helps carry the fic's point.
But that's your opinion. I totally respect that.
Fluttershy is many ponies! And noo Scootaloo!
I barely read this and... I mean, just... WHY? Why man, WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD would you post this? This needs to be taken down, immediately. It's not even a story, honestly... I mean, seriously, just... I can't deal with this... You, sir, are a troll...
>>194601194601 hold on *inhale* okay I'm calm, I had an emotional breakdown back there, now looking back I really did oversee the core idea of this story. The fundamental value this story holds was to parody and poke fun at the people who post short chapters, yet not seeing this disclaimer made me think it was a n00b move instead of a joke. Well played sir, you have received a better rating from me. 4 stars... I'm still mad at you
...that's the point.
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if some people have a sense of humor anymore.
EACH CHAPTER IS LIKE A NOVEL ALL IT'S OWN
... After going through this a bit more, I have realized this. You are being a smart-ass, aren't you? Sarcasm, and large amounts of it, I hope, at least. Otherwise, you really are just trolling. But you do make it clear that the random tag has a tendency to be abused... I still find it a bit... well, stupid, but that's because I just spent a little under an hour reading this... I am irritated, but I see your point. I do not, however, totally approve of this. Sarcasm, though, is one thing I can approve of, since I use it excessively. Just... I don't even know how to finish this...
I know right? I was laughing the whole way through, but I guess some things aren't for everyone. One of these things being somewhat-trollish comedies/parodies.
No, of course I'm being dead serious. This fanfiction is the culmination of my life's work.
I'm shocked that anyone could dislike it. But I can deal, I'm a big boy. Today will be the Day of No More Cries.
I see what you did there... Even more sarcasm... I'm appalled! Eh, whatever. Live and let live...and all that bull-sh!t... I'm signing off this page, and I do not plan on returning. Good bye, and good day to you sirs and madams.
>>194710194710 look man I'm really sorry for spazzing out back there.
Have you considered bribery?
Oh man, nice catch! Let me go fix that right now.
That sounds pretty painful.
Look at it.
See number of words in each chapter.
Reads a few chapters.
12 stars would read again.
What a terribly sexy fan-fiction.
It's almost like people don't understand that humor can be done with the form of a story and not just its content!
so much for that emotional depth on the cover art... it's still bucking hilarious...
You have earned the rating of 10/10 for trolling.
You're a fucking genius.
And that's the truth.
I am in lesbians with you.
We're both dudes so I don't even know how that's possible, but fuck it. All the stars.
You're an ass... a clever, clever ass. Favorited for originality.
I AM STEVE, KING OF THE LESBIANS!
Based on the comments, this is a trollfic. I'm supposed to avoid trollfics.
Therefore, I'll read the whole damn thing twice.
Welp, I'm adding you to the list of 'Authors I Love And Hate At The Same Time'.
Excellent job. Highly original. Don't do it again.
NOOOOOO!!!!! scooteloo i bed she never where able to fly with sight... STAB HERE EYES!!!
We all know Scootaloo was the true driving force behind this fic, I mean who didn't wonder what happened to her in the Everfree. You even saved the big reveal till the very last chapter. A MASTERPIECE I SAY!
Yeah, that's a pretty good summary.
Nothing more to be said.
I don't need to be told not to tell the same joke twice. I'm not a complete idiot; give me a little credit, at least.
That said, expect "Day of No More Eyes 2: Week of No More Eyes" to come out by Friday.
Would you prefer it was the 280,000 word epic I had originally planned it to be?