The Mandatory Perpetual Testing Initiative, Subsidiary Acquisition Program, Phase Alpha: The use of multi-dimensional portal technology to acquire new test subjects for Aperture Science's Enrichment Center. Test Subject Twilight Sparkle, acquired.
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In the name of Science I demand more.
Hmm... This looks interesting...
I love this. Make more. The only thing that I didn't like is that you said "emancipation grid." It's grill. You can Google it. Clicky.
I await chapter four. See what I did there? Eh?
Pretty cool. I too am doing a fanfic about test subjects. But not like this. You do good writing, I like your taste.
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We are sorry, but at this time, Aperture Science is no longer processing demands. You may however submit a request, suggestion, plea, or vital organ.
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Test Subject Kiro0613 is awarded 5 science collaboration points. Author Lighthawk is deducted 500 science collaboration points and receives a "unacceptable" mark on his permanent record. Error to be corrected immediately.
2369782 Test Subject Kiro0613 is deducted five science collaboration points for using commands.
Hi, Cave Johnson Here.
CEO of Equestria Innovations. Lab Boys told me about this so I came in to take a look. Seems your running it well. But whatever you do, When Life Gives You Lemons...Take the lemons back. I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!? -end-
Is this supposed to be based on still alive or portal 2. Just wondering.
2370379 its based off the first one
2370543 ah, ok, thanks, I was a little confused towards the end with the elevator.
2370548 you can tell from the missing of WHEATLY
you should have asked for the 4th digit of pi
Poor Twilight, no-one should do that to the poor mare, she's scared out of her mind. I hope she destroys the whole testing centre.
Tracking, for science!
2371160 GLADOS, you arrogant fool. That
unicornalicorn is going to bring down retribution divine and punishment biblical down upon your little quaint testing facility......
And when she drives you to digital tears? I will drink your tears
2372770 Yeah, although I don't know if you can drink digital tears. Whatever, down with GLADOS, no-one should hurt ponies, and certainly not a princess.
2372800 Drink. Her. Tears. . :D
And that's another story titled 'My Little...' added to the bin.
I'm reading this. Looks gud!
i wonder if she'll get to test the combustible lemon
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Welcome to the Aperture Science Mandatory Civilian Termination Sequence. Your Aptitude Testing did not score high enough to allow you to be tested. Your preliminary testing results have informed me that your IQ is less than that of an average monkey. In fact, I have a scientist here that says that your writing is terrible, but what does he know? Oh, it says here he is from England. However, that doesn't prove anything. Oh wait. It says here he has a doctorate. In English. With a minor in Grammar Nazism...
*me, jumping in at your defense even though you talked about the hated Twilicorn * Hey GLaDOS? I would like to inform you that my Weighted Companion Crowbar just smashed into your over-sized, under-fashioned piss-yellow eyepeice!!!!
*GLaDOS*
Did you know that that Orange Reactive-Armor suit your wearing is ugly? and makes you look fat? Don't take my word on it. I have a scientist here that says so to. However, she's just a pony. Ponies can't talk. Oh, she's a unicorn. With magic. And a special talent for fashion. But that still doesn't prove anything, right?
*me* Have a Potato GLaDOS!!!
*I run away, murmuring to my crowbar and laughing wildly, leaving a very confused AI and highly commenter random confuzzled... I mean random confuzzled highly commenter... I mean highly confuzzled random commenter... got it right in the end*
2381900 e_e I happen to like Twilicorn, thanks. >_> That having been said, I'm still hoping Glados gets her/it's comeuppance for this. XD
Looks like an interesting story, I really want to see where you take this. I'm guessing your following the first Portal storyline.
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It's based off of Portal in general, not so much in any specific.
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I don't know about the entire thing (it does go on for miles), but given a shot, I bet she could wreck a lot of it with the right motivation.
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Just unicorn Twi actually. I guess the whole naming her species thing was more obscure than it was subtly clever.
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Kinda...sorta...in a way...
And a big thanks to anyone and everyone I didn't specifically respond to, just for reading and taking the time to share.
2395669 That's ok. In that case, Unicorn Twi will drive her to tears. :D
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"Well bad news I'm afraid, turns out making a sentient AI capable of crying causes problems. Seems that saline solution and electronic equipment just don't mix. You end up with issues like rust, and electrical shorts, and people asking dumb questions like 'why does a machine need to even feel emotions, let alone express them?' Well I'm no robotics engineer, but I do know one thing. Science isn't about why, it's about how! How does a sentient AI deal with the emotional stress of having its tear generators cut out and replaced with a machine gun? Well we're about to find out, and guess who just volunteered to run that test."
2395899 :| Well, Good Luck with that. Let me know how you fare during that test
2395899 Actually I did get your unicorn species reference, I shouldn't have called her a princess then, my bad. Machine guns instead of tear generators? So she'll cry bullets?! DON'T UPSET HER!!!!
yay update
Yay, you said "grill!"
MOAR!
This is good. I'll be looking for the next update.
aw twilight your so sweet
....wait, you're not talking about me, are you?
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
:D
I'd pay a lot of bits for this to be in Gmod or SFM.
yay new chapter
SO awesome, I wonder how long it will take for her to figure out the voice is not a pony... MOAR!
Some of us call it ASHPoD. He's a cute little space-time vortex generator, isn't he?
You deserve a
, a 
, and a 
.
Sorry Twilight, the scientists are all already dead.
And man is Glados good at finding that one little crack in a persons mental armor.
Good luck comprehending GLaDOS, Twilight.
Poor Twilight, no one deserves to becom one of GLaDOS' "test subjects".
any news???
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Probably going to be just a bit longer. New job, means a bit of a readjust of the schedule and such, so writing has been put off somewhat. Should be getting back into the full swing of things in a week or so.
Testing will continue!
It took a while for the narrator to feel like Twilight for me, but once she started talking about the scientific validity of her own tests and how the proper way to deal with stairs was more magic, it really clicked.
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I know. They don't even seem to have computers per se in Equestria. The closest we've seen have been large arcade video games and digital display monitors hooked up to keyboard controls for complex testing equipment.
2553509 "A week or two"?
Try 92