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>you are anon

>and you are in equestria because you have a ungodly attraction to ponies

>and because you drank too much bleach

>today there happens to be a friendly outdoor barbeque that the mayor is hosting

>there are kebabs, and ponies, but most importantly

>grills

>oh how grills make your blood flow to that special little place of yours

>welp it's time to start this day off right

>upon entering the happy little event you get to work

>you unzip your pants and let anon jr. free

>the sight of a grill instantly gets him to stand at attention

>you slowly creep up on the unsuspecting grill and start beating your meat

>it only takes about 2 pumps for you to blow your load because you are a fat neckbeard

>you spray your special sauce all over someone’s kebab

>you grin with victory as you just spiced up someone’s meal for the day

>as you turn around you see a Vanilla colored pony staring at you in disgust

>”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT”

>having no time to react you grab the first thing on your left

>a fishbot

>with the force of a raging /v/irgin you slap her shit

>the force of the blow sends her careening onto a near grill

>she screams in pain as the grill burns her flesh

>hearing her screams and the sizzling of flesh makes your cock go into maximum overdrive

>you plunge your cock into the burning pony’s vagoo

> she screams in agony as the grill cooks her alive

>she moans with pleasure as your little cock rocks her world

>you thrust and thrust with all the force of a great typhoon

>beads of sweat drip from your forehead onto the grill making a satisfying sizzling sound

>she starts to tighten up her inside as you near the end of the ride

>you thrust harder at the moment arrives

>with one last push it sends the both of you ogre the line

>you spray your marshmallow goodness as she leaks her vanilla extract

>with a groan that sounds like a roaring lion you slam your face on the grill

>tears and the skin of your face sounds like a hamburger being pressed down on

>as you empty the sperm tanks you get up and pull vanilla pone off the grill

>she looks at you in the eyes and says

>”that was well done anon”

>THEN YOU FUCKING EXPLODE BECAUSE GRILS ARE SO FCUKNGI GHOTGLDSAFAESGSRHSRHGHSR

Author's Note:

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

#1 · 88w, 5d ago · · ·

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