and so it begins

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And LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

He swallows...

Not like that. Not yet

Now it’s showdown town

I don't think I've ever heard this phrase uttered in life, books, or film, yet for some reason I love it.

“Dinky, may I kiss you?”

My inner grammar nazi did a little flip at this because he actually used 'may' instead of 'can' (and then you use 'can' twice after it, although Silver's is still grammatically correct since she's asking to be given something rather than for permission)

eking tiny moans

Grammatically the verb eke should be used with 'out' i.e. "eking out tiny moans"

I'm liking the start of this, too bad it seems to be receiving some hate. A good set-up without a lot of preamble, and clearly defined rules of etiquette. I see some great times in the future.

I grabbed some tissues from the store like you instructed Mr. Finley,
I'm sure I'll be using them to blow my nose rather than anything else whatsoever

This is relevant to my interests. I will continue to read.

Me gusta, Mr. Finley. This is relevant to some very bad interests.

So, is this where I board the train to Pony Hell?

2334992 I'll be on that train mate.

2335047 more the merrier, i got on awhile back... shit i got off to talk... (runs after train)

This is at the very least interesting and well written. I will follow this one.

ಠ_ಠ No

OHMYGAWD this is already awesome

“Hayseed?” says Scootaloo. Momentary confusion turns to anger. “Apple Bloom, you twerp! The first rule of Orgy Club isn’t ‘tell everypony about Orgy Club!’”

“Before we get down to business as it were, here are the ground rules: ask permission before touching somepony. Ask before starting a sex act, and don’t start until they've said yes. No breath play or non-consent play. If somepony says no, wait, red, or stops you with a hoof, or anything like that, you immediately stop and make sure they’re okay. Any questions?”

I'm assuming the other rules are as follows?

- You DO NOT talk about orgy club.

- Only two ponies to a sex act.

- Only one sex act at a time.

- No clothing whatsoever.

- Sex acts will go on as long as they have to.

- If it's your first time in Orgy Club, you have to participate in the orgy.

AM I RIGHT?

2750273 i say screw rules 2 and 3. Lets get funky fresh with dis shit!

(I am so fucking corny...)

Also, if you use rules 2 and 3, it's not an orgy, it's 2 creatures having sex in front of an audience. ( in which the two having sex keeps changing, it is truly odd to explain...)