NOT THE ROYAL DIET!

I love it >:D

the Royal Diet? ..

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Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.

Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.

Oh my. Should I be worried?

This is so tracked.  

tracking this

Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.

This is hilarious sir. Keep up the good work. And I think you got it right, Equestria be screwed.

oh wow

... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?

Welp, we're f*cked.

If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.

We're bucked.

I've only read the description and I'm tracking!

Time to get the party started like Twilight Sparkle on Reshelving Day!

This gun b good.

Just finished Chapter 1... We're bucked.

Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed.

somepony hold me

im so scared

i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent

Why no slice of life tag?

Chef Ram Sea.

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>>184448184448

I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.

>Titled Slice of Life.

>No Slice of Life tag.

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I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.

Peace Out.

Also the chef was great.

Everypony's doomed!

I love it! Haha, the poor Princess.

>>thewaffler

I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache.

Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap!

Tracking harder than a fox hunt!

Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.

>>184782184782 i think you just jinxed it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQH4JCkZ_6I#t=1m32s

well shit, tracked.

I was grinning like a moron the entire way

I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony!

Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!

Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!

I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue

*clasps hooves.* proceed...

We're doomed

DOOMED

*inhales*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

This story looks very promising.

Nightmare Moon approves

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I look forward to read more

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You gained his approval I shall track

Oh good god... The princesses are acting infantile! And that's what makes them so endearing here, this should be good.

Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!

In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.

Diet? Bitch, please.

Those pounds are going straight to the moon.

*tracking*

That was frickin' beautiful.

Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.

EVERYTHIN' ELSE WAS GLORY.

You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.

I will track this will every fiber of my being.

ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank

Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.

Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?

Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.

Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....

Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.

The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>184326184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.

>>185726185726

We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.

I've only read the description and I like it, tracking it.

Wait a minute... a Royal Diet... we are so bucked now.

INFIDELS. THE ROYAL FLANK IS A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE OF PONYCRAFT. SULLY NOT OUR DAWNMOTHER CELESTIA WITH YOUR TALKS OF DIETING!

Totally tracking this shiz.

Tracking this harder than Les Stroud.

Gah! If only it was Luna that needed the diet, then we could break out the Star Wars jokes! "That's no moon, it's your butt!"

>>Sithis, ah but then you see the picture for the story. Perhaps a Sequel come along, then, mine friend, the Star Wars jokes will flow like water.

>>184823184823

And then there is Celestia, both mad AND hungry. Just pray to whatever deity holds your faith that she cannot break the fourth wall.

>>184326184326

May I join you?  I've heard the moon is lovely during chaos.

>>186084186084

this is the second fic i've encountered Chef Ram Sea...

the first was Night's Favoured Child. and, like that, this story is tracked...

I read Ram Sea sounding like Sheogorath from Shivering isles. When I read this, I was laughing out loud. Am tracking

hahaha! I loved Chef Ramsay sheepafied

The sheep-cook with a welsh accent.

I don't think I've laughed this hard in years xD

This is going to be brilliant xD

The style makes me think of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series

Chef Ram Sea. What you did there? I saw.

Now, onto business. For the most part, you write well and have a good sense of humor. However, there are some unnecessary touches here and there. For one, I had to go over Ram Sea's lines several times just to decipher what he said. Luna switches from Season One to Season Two in the bathroom. You are indecisive on how many line returns you want to give new paragraphs.

For once, other than that, it's good on its own merits.

4/5, tracked.

(I love Ram Sea. Seriously. For once, an interesting OC.)

Motion for Ram Sea to become canon? All in favor?

Aye.

It settled then.

Oh god, the Royal Diet... I can only imagine...

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they are all doomed

Yay we're dooomed!........oh wait.

Excellent! I can't wait to know MOAR about the Royal D**t!

Don't worry, Celestia, it won't hurt. Much.

>>186243186243

Sure, you can bring the snacks. I'll gather the board games. We might be there a while.

Hmmmm, the Royal Diet eh? Looks like Ram Sea's job just got a lot worse. COWER EQUESTRIA! BOW BEFORE YOU FAT PRINCESS! NOW GET ME MORE CELERY!

I like where this is going. Glad to see some more fresh comedies being posted.

What other fanfic have I heard Chef Ram Sea from???

Sweet. A royal diet can be healthy, if you watch Ponies Diet on television. A nutcracker dipped

in meringue and ketchup may sooth your savours, no?

>>187349187349 one guy said Nights Favoured Child.

oh buck the ROYAL DIET WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE RUN FOR THE HILLS EVERY PONY AND BRONIE FOR THEM SELVES * RUNS AT SPEEDS EVEN RAINBOW DASH WOULD BE JEALOUS OF*

Ram Sea is my new favourite OC. Oh, and the rest of the story's hilarious.

And congratulations on EqD.

Head Chef Ram Sea. That seems familiar to me. ;D

Oh awesome!!!! Liking this idea!!

Aannd track+email. This should be good.

Chef Ram Sea?

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Diet... Why would you do something so evil to a Princess?!

Everyone knows that diets turn good little ponies like this into this or worse !

I...

Bu-...

H-....

*tracks*

buck...

Luna begins eating sweets in front of Celestia to make her crazy, but gains weight and is put on the Royal Diet herself at the end.

Calling it now.

Oh god... XDDD I can't stop loling. The AOOOGGAA alarm got me.

Finejob

"Copper Kettle winced as he crouched under a table, glancing at the cook next time him. "

Nice story otherwise! 5/5

So tracking this!!

Oh my god...the fuckin' angry Scottish sheep...lol, man...

Ah, all the references, all the wonderful jokes, it's a gem! A start to something wonderful!

Don't screw it up.

>>185073185073

I wish fimfiction let me 'like' comments.

Very nice, I need a bit of humor in my life. Tracking.

lmfao... All I got. XD

Definitely tracking.

All ponies please remain calm. Form an orderly line at the front of your office, an attend will be there shorty to escort you to you designated escape vehicle. Thank you for your cooporation.

love it! lol this is gunna be good. Ram Sea? Cleaver, clever.

It's like karma. Banish your sister to the moon for 1000 years. Get fat.

Tracked

This knowledge wasn’t gleamed by these ponies

The word is Gleaned

Madness personified

The only help I can offer is "please don't go overboard with the faux-Scottish accent" - it does make things difficult to read.

>>184323184323 Brohoof?

I knew I wasn't the only one