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When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

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First Published
3rd Feb 2012
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2013
#1 · 264w, 1d ago · 2 · · Chapter 1 ·

NOT THE ROYAL DIET!:raritydespair:

I love it >:D

#3 · 264w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.

#4 · 264w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.

#5 · 264w, 1d ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh my. Should I be worried?

#6 · 264w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is so tracked.  :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 264w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpytongue2: tracking this

#8 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.

#9 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is hilarious sir. Keep up the good work. And I think you got it right, Equestria be screwed.

#10 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh:oh wow

#11 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?:ajsmug:

#12 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Welp, we're f*cked.

If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.

#13 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're bucked.

#14 · 264w, 23h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I've only read the description and I'm tracking!

Time to get the party started like Twilight Sparkle on Reshelving Day!

#15 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This gun b good. :coolphoto:

#16 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Just finished Chapter 1... :facehoof: We're bucked. :eeyup:

#17 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed. :raritydespair:

#18 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

somepony hold me :applecry:

im so scared :raritycry:

#19 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent

#20 · 264w, 22h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Why no slice of life tag?

#22 · 264w, 21h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184448

I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.

#24 · 264w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.

Peace Out.

Also the chef was great.

#25 · 264w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Everypony's doomed!

I love it! :trollestia: Haha, the poor Princess.

#26 · 264w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>thewaffler

I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache. :moustache:

#27 · 264w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap! :pinkiegasp:

Tracking harder than a fox hunt!

#29 · 264w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.

#30 · 264w, 19h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184782 i think you just jinxed it :pinkiecrazy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQH4JCkZ_6I#t=1m32s

#31 · 264w, 19h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

well shit, tracked.

#32 · 264w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I was grinning like a moron the entire way :rainbowlaugh:

#33 · 264w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 264w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!

Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!:yay:

I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue

#35 · 264w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

*clasps hooves.* proceed...

#36 · 264w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're doomed

DOOMED

*inhales*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

#37 · 264w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This story looks very promising.

Nightmare Moon approves

I look forward to read more :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#39 · 264w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:facehoof: Oh good god... The princesses are acting infantile! And that's what makes them so endearing here, this should be good.

#40 · 264w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!:raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair:

In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.:twilightsmile:

#42 · 264w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:trollestia: Diet? Bitch, please.

Those pounds are going straight to the moon.

*tracking*

#43 · 264w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That was frickin' beautiful.

Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.

EVERYTHIN' ELSE WAS GLORY.

#44 · 264w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.

I will track this will every fiber of my being.

#45 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank

#46 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.:pinkiehappy:

#47 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?

Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.

Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....

Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.

#48 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#49 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.

#50 · 264w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>185726

We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.

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