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When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

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First Published
3rd Feb 2012
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2013
#1 · 210w, 21h ago · 2 · · Chapter 1 ·

NOT THE ROYAL DIET!:raritydespair:

I love it >:D

#3 · 210w, 21h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.

#4 · 210w, 20h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.

#5 · 210w, 20h ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh my. Should I be worried?

#6 · 210w, 19h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is so tracked.  :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 210w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpytongue2: tracking this

#8 · 210w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.

#9 · 210w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is hilarious sir. Keep up the good work. And I think you got it right, Equestria be screwed.

#10 · 210w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh:oh wow

#11 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?:ajsmug:

#12 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Welp, we're f*cked.

If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.

#13 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're bucked.

#14 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I've only read the description and I'm tracking!

Time to get the party started like Twilight Sparkle on Reshelving Day!

#15 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This gun b good. :coolphoto:

#16 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Just finished Chapter 1... :facehoof: We're bucked. :eeyup:

#17 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed. :raritydespair:

#18 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

somepony hold me :applecry:

im so scared :raritycry:

#19 · 210w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent

#20 · 210w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Why no slice of life tag?

#22 · 210w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184448

I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.

#24 · 210w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.

Peace Out.

Also the chef was great.

#25 · 210w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Everypony's doomed!

I love it! :trollestia: Haha, the poor Princess.

#26 · 210w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>thewaffler

I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache. :moustache:

#27 · 210w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap! :pinkiegasp:

Tracking harder than a fox hunt!

#29 · 210w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.

#30 · 210w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184782 i think you just jinxed it :pinkiecrazy:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQH4JCkZ_6I#t=1m32s

#31 · 210w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

well shit, tracked.

#32 · 210w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I was grinning like a moron the entire way :rainbowlaugh:

#33 · 210w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 210w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!

Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!:yay:

I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue

#35 · 210w, 12h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

*clasps hooves.* proceed...

#36 · 210w, 12h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're doomed

DOOMED

*inhales*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

#37 · 210w, 12h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This story looks very promising.

Nightmare Moon approves

I look forward to read more :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#39 · 210w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:facehoof: Oh good god... The princesses are acting infantile! And that's what makes them so endearing here, this should be good.

#40 · 210w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!:raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair:

In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.:twilightsmile:

#42 · 210w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:trollestia: Diet? Bitch, please.

Those pounds are going straight to the moon.

*tracking*

#43 · 210w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That was frickin' beautiful.

Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.

EVERYTHIN' ELSE WAS GLORY.

#44 · 210w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.

I will track this will every fiber of my being.

#45 · 210w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank

#46 · 210w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.:pinkiehappy:

#47 · 210w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?

Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.

Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....

Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.

#48 · 210w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#49 · 210w, 8h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.

#50 · 210w, 8h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>185726

We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.

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